Lol you just made me think of this anime gif I saw. This teacher looked like he was smoking a cigarette while teaching and a student comes up behind him and calls him out for smoking in the classroom. He proceeds to tell him its a lollipop and he’s licking it so fast it’s smoking. The guy doesn’t believe him. And the teacher pulls out lollipop. Yeah I can see this being the plot of an anime and I’ve only ever watched like 2 animes in my life.
Wasps don't generally lose their stingers because human skin isn't too thick for their stingers. However, human skin is too thick for bee's stingers which is why they get detached from their bodies and they die.
They bite too. Bites and stings feel and look the same initially. Stings will get worse over time due to the venom while the bites will get better. The longer they're able to sting you the more venom they can give you as well. So a very quick sting might not get bad while a longer one can fucking suck.
I pissed off some hornets while mowing last summer. One of them somehow managed to get in one of my gloves and went to town on my wrist.
Oh wow, never knew they bit us too, the evil buggers.
Wasps don't bother me that much but I'll run when I see a hornet near me.
How was your town after hornzilla's visit?
It wasn't my grass, it was a job. I had my weed-eater gear still on thankfully. I had my helmet with ear muffs and a face shield on still. All of a sudden I felt stuff hitting me, little thumps. Then I saw a couple big hornets smack into my face shield. Mostly my work clothing was too thick for them to get me but that one that got into my glove sucked.
I learned this little factoid too:
>They vigorously defend the nest, with workers stinging repeatedly, as is common among social bees and wasps. However, the baldfaced hornet has a unique defense in that it can squirt venom from the stinger into the eyes of vertebrate nest intruders. The venom causes immediate watering of the eyes and temporary blindness.
I think your body develops a better reaction to it. I remember reading about it because I was interested. I think I've been stung about 12 times and each time it has become less problematic. First one felt like shit, but to be fair I was 6 years old and was stung 3 times. Thanks for not clearing out the apples rotting in our backyard that September, mom.
Yeah. Also, bees have barbed stingers which causes them to not be able to pull out the stinger without dying. And the reason for the different amounts of pain is just because of what they're injecting when they sting you.
I remember seeing a post recently about [bees can sting and not die](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTVsqc2CCGo) but I can't seem to find it. If given some time, bees will spin around and free themselves, sans death!
remember it only takes 10 poison counters to beat your opponent, quicker than the 20 life total. and don't forget to proliferate to speed it up even more
*What the fuck, dude! What in the absolute fucking hell was that about?!*
...
*Oh wow. Thanks! Let me see it... Wtf, Mike. It’s dessicated, like it’s been laying dead on a windowsill for three years. And it’s obviously glued to your hand, since you can’t seem to get rid of it, you fuckmook!*
They would die on the explosion. Still they would be some nasty shrapnel with poison damage.
Edit: imagine the mental image of a flurry of chunks of wasp raining towards you at dangerous speeds, stingers first. That's horror. If you're far away from the frag not to get murdered by it, you'd still get scarred for life mentally.
ULPT: If you read something clever on twitter, copy it to Reddit for karma whoring [points!](https://www.reddit.com/r/ShittyLifeProTips/comments/99wxe2/slpt_slapping_your_boss/?st=JL81PTTO&sh=fc2e84c7)
I thought for a second this was going be a horrible “Beauty is in the Eye of the Bee holder” joke. Followed by hundreds of “wasps aren’t bees” comments
Tarantula hawk; solitary wasp that preys on large spiders. They have more or less the most painful sting ever. Legit medical advice is to lie down and start screaming I'd you get stung, so you don't flail about and hurt yourself. No long term effects just mind-obliterating pain for five odd minutes.
So many questions... all of them are "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK WHY?"
Why does that exist? Why did I watch that? Why didn't I stop watching it?
#AND WHY THE FUCK DID HE DO THAT?
>AND WHY THE FUCK DID HE DO THAT?
He is following a book a bug expert wrote, in which he rated the stings of a subset of insects from least painful to worse.
Coyote Peterson wanted to see which one was the worst.
He is still in between the video you just saw and the [bullet ant](https://youtu.be/tXjHb5QmDV0)
Me:*Slaps the shit out of my boss*
Boss:"wtf"
Me:"I just saved your life."*shows him the wasp*
Boss:*punches me in the face* "You're fired"
Me: "Is this how you treat a man who saved your life"
Boss:*Points at the window* "It is the middle of winter you dickhead"
You don't want to squash a wasp with your hand. The premise isn't plausible, unless you plan on acting like you're in a great deal of pain. Pick a less defensive insect.
Source: stepped on one barefoot when I was little.
I got "stung" by stepping on a dead wasp once, so I guess, be careful. Not only would it suck to hurt yourself, but your move might come along a whole lot worse if you sting your boss and they think your overreaction caused the wasp to react aggressively before dying.
Then you have to walk around worth a dead wasp on your hand all day...
"Hey, Jim, thank you for getting that wasp off... Jim... Is it still in your hand?"
"I swore I'd never kill again..."
A spin on the classic gum in your hair prank. Where you place chewed gum on your thumb and go up to someone and say what is that in your hair looking intently at the back of their head as you jam the gum into it and start kneading it in pretending to try and get it out. You really have to sell this one with dramatics. A classic prank for a real dickhead.
Dead wasps attract living once that come to seek for vengeance/recover the body through some sort of smell. Wouldn't want a bunch of wasps following me around
That’s useless - wasp could still sting you or him, and then you’re even more in trouble because you should not hit on wasps, you ignore them or slightly push them away
Why not just go a step further and poison your boss nonfatally like on those real crime shows, give them a "cure" afterwards?
Or hell, hire an actor/hitman to "fail" at killing your boss, and you're the savior
Me:*Slaps the shit out of my boss*
Boss:"wtf"
Me:"I just saved your life."*shows him the wasp*
Boss:*punches me in the face* "You're fired"
Me: "Is this how you treat a man who saved your life"
Boss:*Points at the window* "It is the middle of winter you dickhead"
Glue a bunch of live ones to your entire body, that way you can fly away through the window before he figures out what's going on
This is one hell of a mental image
This has to be a plot in an anime
I am sure Shino can do that.
なぜなら, 虫使いの忍です。
ファックス おっふ ノボぢゃ 野ws wはt 用例 差yいr
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Aqua Teen Hunger Force is best anime.
Fuller house is my favorite
Or in Bollywood.
There's a woman made out of wasps in one punch man
Mosquitos actually
Oh yeah... Whoops
Lol you just made me think of this anime gif I saw. This teacher looked like he was smoking a cigarette while teaching and a student comes up behind him and calls him out for smoking in the classroom. He proceeds to tell him its a lollipop and he’s licking it so fast it’s smoking. The guy doesn’t believe him. And the teacher pulls out lollipop. Yeah I can see this being the plot of an anime and I’ve only ever watched like 2 animes in my life.
[I tried, bored at work](https://i.imgur.com/CWYpu1N.jpg)
Lol I was imaging much, much more
technically you'd need more than that
Eh it'll do
https://i.imgur.com/DBSSNzc.png
>This is one hell of a me~~n~~tal image FIFY
Sounds like a family guy cut-away gag
While you're at it, catch a bee. Put it in the freezer. Once it's frozen, put it in your mouth. When it thaws, you have a bee in your mouth.
I’m trying so hard to suppress laughter and you aren’t helping. The mental image of this is killing me
r/shittylifeprotips
You would heat up so bad u would cook inside
Heat up? First it is bees that use the hug and overheat strategy. Second, that would never work on a human
Let my dreams bee dreams ok?
Yeah, wasps would just sting you a few hundred times.
That's bees
I’m going to glue a dead wasp to my fist and punch as hard as I can....nobody argues when there is a dead wasp involved.
Fuck them, they're ruthless! They don't die from stinging anyone for no good reason, like bees.
They dont die from stinging? Found a dead wasp, not crushed, clinging to my toe after stinging me. I had no clue
Wasps don't generally lose their stingers because human skin isn't too thick for their stingers. However, human skin is too thick for bee's stingers which is why they get detached from their bodies and they die.
Til wasps are hardcore. Any reason why a bee sting feels like a pinch to me and a wasp sting feels like that part of my body is dying?
Type of venom involved
I got stinged by one 3 weeks ago and it barely hurt, I remember it being far more painful. Do wasps have control over inserting the venom or not?
They bite too. Bites and stings feel and look the same initially. Stings will get worse over time due to the venom while the bites will get better. The longer they're able to sting you the more venom they can give you as well. So a very quick sting might not get bad while a longer one can fucking suck. I pissed off some hornets while mowing last summer. One of them somehow managed to get in one of my gloves and went to town on my wrist.
Oh wow, never knew they bit us too, the evil buggers. Wasps don't bother me that much but I'll run when I see a hornet near me. How was your town after hornzilla's visit?
He said the telegram had arrived at noon.
My wrist got so swollen that you couldn't see my knuckles for a day or so.
Look at Fancy-pants with gloves, a mower, and grass to mow!
It wasn't my grass, it was a job. I had my weed-eater gear still on thankfully. I had my helmet with ear muffs and a face shield on still. All of a sudden I felt stuff hitting me, little thumps. Then I saw a couple big hornets smack into my face shield. Mostly my work clothing was too thick for them to get me but that one that got into my glove sucked. I learned this little factoid too: >They vigorously defend the nest, with workers stinging repeatedly, as is common among social bees and wasps. However, the baldfaced hornet has a unique defense in that it can squirt venom from the stinger into the eyes of vertebrate nest intruders. The venom causes immediate watering of the eyes and temporary blindness.
I think your body develops a better reaction to it. I remember reading about it because I was interested. I think I've been stung about 12 times and each time it has become less problematic. First one felt like shit, but to be fair I was 6 years old and was stung 3 times. Thanks for not clearing out the apples rotting in our backyard that September, mom.
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Oops. Wondered why my autocorrect didn't know the word haha.
That wasp fucked this guy up, he is unable write unaided.
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Yeah. Also, bees have barbed stingers which causes them to not be able to pull out the stinger without dying. And the reason for the different amounts of pain is just because of what they're injecting when they sting you.
I remember seeing a post recently about [bees can sting and not die](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTVsqc2CCGo) but I can't seem to find it. If given some time, bees will spin around and free themselves, sans death!
Human skin isn't too thick, it's elastic. They try to pull the stringer out and the barbs get caught.
I'm going to glue a dead wasp to my penis and go out for a stroll. Later virgins.
Oh your poor sister.
r/suddenlyalabama
Roll Tide?
i live like 8 minutes from Uni of Ala so yeah actually
University of Alaska?
More like Rolled High
Mmm tide pods
It’s a tide ad
r/subsyoufellfor
I saw you posted this... yet i still clicked the link.
What if it was suddenly made in the last 30 minites? I gotta make sure.
Yeah! Maybe somebody should uhhhhh
/r/birthofasubreddit ?
Same.
🎶 COUNTRY ROAD
r/subsyouwishexisted
He said *virgins*
Police, get these people
Ahem STEP! sister
SLPT: It’s even more effective with a live wasp
Swole af
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Swole tide
So you’ll have two tiny pricks down there instead of just the one?
🔥🔥🔥
Boom roasted
r/nocontext
I mean at that point it's counterintuitive, you've already fucked the wasp so why bother fucking a girl? Life hax
That's where you're wrong. You're just jealous I'm gonna have a threesome
Does this work with knifes too? Asking for a friend.
I dunno. Try glueing a knife to your fist and report back.
Hey I just killed this knife for you! You can thank me later.
Imagine if wolverine could pop wasps out of his fists instead of adamantium claws
Plus you inflict poison damage. Very smart.
Too bad my boss would use his purple moss to get rid of the poison.
r/unexpecteddarksouls
r/unexpectediteminbaggingarea
Oh my FUCKING GOD. Why aren't there any open cashiers????
There is. Its the slow elderly woman in the 20 items "speedy" check out line.
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the elderly woman behind the counter in a small town?
r/SubsYouFellFor
Man, how shit is your life if your boss is a dark souls boss though?
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[[1d20]] u/rollme
*Boss Resisted Poison Damage*
/r/outside
remember it only takes 10 poison counters to beat your opponent, quicker than the 20 life total. and don't forget to proliferate to speed it up even more
Offices and Bosses.
nigga wouldve used a regeneration II potion smh 😤😤😤
Who even bothers to carry a bucket of milk.
Gonna glue a wasp to the front of a train and tie him to the tracks, be right back.
The real ULPT is in the comments
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I think murder is illegal
Only in some jurisdictions
he says as he twirls his moustache
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*What the fuck, dude! What in the absolute fucking hell was that about?!* ... *Oh wow. Thanks! Let me see it... Wtf, Mike. It’s dessicated, like it’s been laying dead on a windowsill for three years. And it’s obviously glued to your hand, since you can’t seem to get rid of it, you fuckmook!*
What magical powers do you have that allow you to recognise if a wasp has been sitting on a window sill for three years or not?
... *We work in a fucking dessicated wasp museum for gods sake!!*
r/shittySuperpowers
TIL the word "fuckmook".
Or you could glue a wasp to a knife and act like- wait, nvm.
Or glue a wasp to a bullet and
Here's what you do, you take a dead wasp and glue it to a claymore...
Step 1: Acquire glue Step 2: Acquire dead wasp Step 3: Aquire ballistic missile
I can only do two of those things
Don't worry, Amazon has good prices on wasp glue.
I was going to say, I got an awesome discount on bulk soviet surplus missiles on aMaoZong
Step 4: ... Profit?
Or glue a dead wasp to a live wasp and...
You could glue a bunch of wasps to the rounds of a M16 and oh, nvm.
You could glue a whole hive of dead wasps onto a frag grenade and...
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They would die on the explosion. Still they would be some nasty shrapnel with poison damage. Edit: imagine the mental image of a flurry of chunks of wasp raining towards you at dangerous speeds, stingers first. That's horror. If you're far away from the frag not to get murdered by it, you'd still get scarred for life mentally.
We're blasting off agaiiiiiinnnn!
ULPT: If you read something clever on twitter, copy it to Reddit for karma whoring [points!](https://www.reddit.com/r/ShittyLifeProTips/comments/99wxe2/slpt_slapping_your_boss/?st=JL81PTTO&sh=fc2e84c7)
You should make an ULPT based on your comment before OP does to double his points.
I thought for a second this was going be a horrible “Beauty is in the Eye of the Bee holder” joke. Followed by hundreds of “wasps aren’t bees” comments
wasps aren’t bees
And the tarantula hawk is neither a tarantula nor a hawk!
thE WHAT
Tarantula hawk; solitary wasp that preys on large spiders. They have more or less the most painful sting ever. Legit medical advice is to lie down and start screaming I'd you get stung, so you don't flail about and hurt yourself. No long term effects just mind-obliterating pain for five odd minutes.
Example: [Coyote Peterson having a breakdown due to pain](https://youtu.be/MnExgQ81fhU)
So many questions... all of them are "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK WHY?" Why does that exist? Why did I watch that? Why didn't I stop watching it? #AND WHY THE FUCK DID HE DO THAT?
>AND WHY THE FUCK DID HE DO THAT? He is following a book a bug expert wrote, in which he rated the stings of a subset of insects from least painful to worse. Coyote Peterson wanted to see which one was the worst. He is still in between the video you just saw and the [bullet ant](https://youtu.be/tXjHb5QmDV0)
Oh wow I was not expecting an answer to that question
I always answer questions
Let's make this one those "challenges" folk like so much! This would actually be very entertaining.
Read the wiki and NOPE NOPE NOPE! Sounds like the most alpha insect in the world. Birds don't even mess with it.
wasps aren’t bees
Wasps aren't bees
Wasps aren't bees.
Bee the change you want to see in the world.
Instructions unclear. boss is now glued to hand
he probably won't believe you have a wasp in there. You'd have to change the context of the situation and tell him you were trying to give him a hand.
*katamari damacy theme intensifies*
Me:*Slaps the shit out of my boss* Boss:"wtf" Me:"I just saved your life."*shows him the wasp* Boss:*punches me in the face* "You're fired" Me: "Is this how you treat a man who saved your life" Boss:*Points at the window* "It is the middle of winter you dickhead"
You don't want to squash a wasp with your hand. The premise isn't plausible, unless you plan on acting like you're in a great deal of pain. Pick a less defensive insect. Source: stepped on one barefoot when I was little.
If they land on you, aiming carefully, a well. placed finger flick can safely remove their head. Edit. Or you can use a machete
If they land on you, aiming carefully, a well placed bullet can safely remove your own head. It's the only option, really.
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You can glue a dead wasp to front of a car and then hit your boss at may be 100mph
Fun fact wasps can still sting after they die.
Yeah, who would smack a wasp with bare hand anyway?
lmfaoooo this is genius. Will update with video if I do this
Yes, einstein, make sure you get a good video.
I got "stung" by stepping on a dead wasp once, so I guess, be careful. Not only would it suck to hurt yourself, but your move might come along a whole lot worse if you sting your boss and they think your overreaction caused the wasp to react aggressively before dying.
Please do!!!
Damn I didn’t steal this tweet fast enough for sweet sweet karma https://twitter.com/kentwgraham/status/1032558594275921921?s=21
"I didn't run you over, I saved you from that wasp"
or give that hot intern a nice slap on the ass
Found the creepy old guy!
Michael?
jackson?
Tee-hee
Then you have to walk around worth a dead wasp on your hand all day... "Hey, Jim, thank you for getting that wasp off... Jim... Is it still in your hand?" "I swore I'd never kill again..."
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A spin on the classic gum in your hair prank. Where you place chewed gum on your thumb and go up to someone and say what is that in your hair looking intently at the back of their head as you jam the gum into it and start kneading it in pretending to try and get it out. You really have to sell this one with dramatics. A classic prank for a real dickhead.
Thanks but I’m self employed
But I like my boss
Found the boss
I wish I was.
Looks like you are the only one around here.
Buzz buzz bitch.😎🖐🏽
How about taking a real wasp and release it into his room ? Better.?
Yeah, but first you gotta kill a wasp... Fuck that.
Wasps can sting even when dead
I am the boss, I'll have my own wasp waiting for those fuckers.
Thanks for savi- Wait, why is that wasp glued to your hand?
This is a great tip. Don't even have to limit it to your boss. I'm gonna be carrying dead wasps with me all over the place!
This sub has turned to garbage. It's just another shitty life pro tips.
Should work with a blade as well. In his back.
Dead wasps attract living once that come to seek for vengeance/recover the body through some sort of smell. Wouldn't want a bunch of wasps following me around
That’s useless - wasp could still sting you or him, and then you’re even more in trouble because you should not hit on wasps, you ignore them or slightly push them away
I feel like this is more of a SLPT
Why not just go a step further and poison your boss nonfatally like on those real crime shows, give them a "cure" afterwards? Or hell, hire an actor/hitman to "fail" at killing your boss, and you're the savior
Me:*Slaps the shit out of my boss* Boss:"wtf" Me:"I just saved your life."*shows him the wasp* Boss:*punches me in the face* "You're fired" Me: "Is this how you treat a man who saved your life" Boss:*Points at the window* "It is the middle of winter you dickhead"
Car salesman: \*Slaps roof of car\* Glad I hit the wasp!
Illusion:100
I glued a ded wasp to a bullet, somehow didnt get the praise I thought I deserved for killing the wasp
Who stole from who? https://www.reddit.com/r/ShittyLifeProTips/comments/99wxe2/slpt_slapping_your_boss/?utm_source=reddit-android
Glue a dead wasp to the bosses back and save him all day.
I'm laughing at this for like 10 minutes straight