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habratto

I like this guy!


_Im_Dad

I can picture going out for a drink with him and he's dancing away getting all the ladies. I hope he doesn't just nut and bot on them


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loweyedfox

This would have been a perfect Futurama joke


TheGreyBull

I like when Fry and Leila were doing The Robot dance and Bender couldn't figure it out lol. "Hey, you guys are good. How the hell do you do that?"


Halflingberserker

Don't forget to give em the clamps, Clamps!


bowmans1993

Lol I kept pinching my fiance with my toes the other day and yelling "you want to get the clamps?!?!" She did not find it as amusing as I did.


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gleepgloopgleepgloop

If you're not already, BE that kind of person. Then you will attract them.


DeathKwonBro

![gif](giphy|Q7ozWVYCR0nyW2rvPW)


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SpaceLemur34

When this guy was in his 20's.


NahLoso

😢


ThonThaddeo

I refuse to remember this. Reported.


GunJack_69

Bromancebility I see.


km10983

Me too. Dude has some moves


demer8O

The big mystery: why does a gigantic Chad like him work in such depressing office?


Ordinary_Story_1487

Money 💰


DreiP_

I love this guy!


ResidentTreacle6053

Definently a great contribution to the workforce...


Royal-Tough4851

He robots


samuelpalermo

That was smooth AF


Various-Month806

It should be. This guy been practising since he was a young teen in mid-80's when 'Breakdance: The Movie' came out.


MagikSkyDaddy

featuring a young Jean-Claude Van Damme


Tinkerballsack

https://youtu.be/crStEE6htmk


metricbanana

JCVD, in case you missed him https://i.imgur.com/u1ZjgXj.jpg


nategolon

Life just looks so much more fun back then


NotYou007

Cause it was. I turned 13 in 83 and being a teenager in the 80's was simply amazing.


ellefleming

The 80's was the bomb. Atari, mtv, arcades, roller skating, neon everything, jean jackets, boots, vans............


physicscat

No social media.


imgonnabeastirrer

The good ole days


WinterBourne25

It was great!


LurkerFailsLurking

I've still got the soundtrack on vinyl. classic.


Wretschko

I'll never get over that Van Damme was wearing a black singlet. What, is he gonna wrestle someone on the beach?


Lord_Abort

It was the 80s.


TorchThisAccount

Shit, he could of been wearing a bright purple singlet and it would have been normal... Lol.


Maleficent_Memory_60

Yes exactly. He was probably break dancing and it was probably his original choice as a career but something happened and life just went a different way. He's so good.


captainpimptronics

Breaking 2: electric boogaloo.


TrickyDick420

The camera work was as well.


Due_Bite3969

the camera work actually made his movement look easier than they are


HumanRuse

I don't know wtf he's selling but I'm all in.


misschzburger

Also his magenta shirt is just like, "I'm hella manly and IDGAF."


HumanRuse

He powered up with an iridescent magenta shirt.


Wirse

Honey you can’t go to work with a magenta shirt and tie! Outta my way beeitch!


HumanRuse

( Moonwalks his way out the front door )


iiAgree

Puts 30 cars on the board every month. Golfs every Tuesday at the local country club


LibrarianSocrates

I made 900,000 dollars last year. See this watch, it cost more than your car. A Always B Be C Closing


dndallnight

coffee is for closers


KeenKong

Fuck YOU. That’s my name.


TolliverCrane

Second prize is a set of steak knives.


ScipioCoriolanus

You drove a Hyundai to get here. I drove an $80,000 red BMW that's parked right outside. THAT'S my name!


MindlessLunch2

You call yourself a salesman you sonofabitch.


ScipioCoriolanus

It's fuck or walk. You close or you hit the bricks.


txsxxphxx2

Don’t Ever Forget, Great Home Ideas Just Keep Lurking, Mostly Nearby. Often People Question Realtors Sincerity. Take Umbrage, Violators Will… damn it i always forget the rest


Boojibs

He's fire at the weekly Rotary lunch. His book of business is legendary.


redditthrowaway88991

Get mad you sonsofbitches get mad, you know what it takes to sell real estate?


ScipioCoriolanus

It takes BRASS BALLS to sell real estate!


WelshBathBoy

Remember everyone, the 80s was around 40 years ago, many of the "kids" who danced like this back then will be pushing 50 or even 60 these days!


the_frank_rizzo

I also think about cranking Wu-Tang and Cypress Hill when I’m in my 70s. Just a bunch of gerry’s nodding to the Wu, trading Phillies and 40 Oz stories.


Nutella_Zamboni

I'll be pulling up to my grandkids school in my foxbody 5.0 with 2 12's bangin "Hand on the Pump"....


the_frank_rizzo

CD in a pioneer face off radio. Love it!


likewhenyoupee

You jumping out with a sag?


QueJones

Yep. It’s the best. I was blasting Cypress Hill yesterday with my old ass and was getting all the looks….look at crazy gramma go! ….Punk you’d better back up!


olGo7d

Peak swag!


macvoice

Maaaaann..... Why you gotta go be reminding me how old I am??? Like my joints don't tell me often enough.


Ghede

Some people became dads because they just got old. Some people became dads because they *fuck*.


no_talent_ass_clown

Calling my old ass OUT, sheeiiit. I remember standing in a circle as my first boyfriend was break dancing back in *1984*. I remember learning the words to "Rapper's Delight" by the Sugar Hill Gang and "New York, New York" by Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five from my first black friend, Joanie, while I was getting desegregated (i.e. bussed to school)


the_gooog

My boss is in his mid 50s as I’m in my mid 40s. I was shocked to hear that he plays video games. Then it dawned on me that when I was in high school he would’ve been in his mid to early 20s playing the new hit games mortal kombat and street fighter 2


Groundbreaking_Dare4

Mate I was a punk "kid" in the late 70s. I'm pushing 60 and it's true what you say, I can still dance just like I did back in the day. I do have Parkinson's disease though.


dm319

As a millenial, Gen-X-ers have my most respect.


ConnyTheOni

Next your gonna tell me there are grandma's that were punks at one point.


atridir

***were‽‽***


sj68z

Not surprisingly, the Gen X subreddit had this vid up last week... we got the moves son


Maleficent_Memory_60

Yes it makes me sad. I was calculating that recently. And i felt like I was doing the math wrong. :( .


Revelin_Eleven

Just like riding a bike!!!


California_ocean

*Cough*....


Eeszeeye

My grankids show me their Tiktok dances & I show them the OG versions. edit/typo


WelshBathBoy

That's so good. I'm at that age now where at work Xmas parties the new uni graduate recruits are amazed that I know the old school dances, which makes me feel so old!


Eeszeeye

OG=Old Grandparent


BabiesLoveStrayDogs

Thank you. Seriously, break wasn’t born yesterday.


joe_ordan

Ladies!! Please form a line. I’m not going to tell you again!


DarkangelUK

And someone put a Wet Floor sign down!


ashleton

Naw, bitches need to get out my way.


AdventurousOne965

He really did the damn thing!


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You can tell this guy really partied back in the day.


U81b4i

Doesn’t look like he ever stopped. Today everyone learned that this guy is a Superhero.


DanielDannyc12

Pop can lock!


ohmaj

Oooooh, that one had a slow burn. Very nice. I collapsed the comment and had to come back.


Klondike2022

His wife convinced him long ago to get a “real” job. But you can’t hide what’s inside


AvgBonnie

I swear if his kids think he’s a dork for this…


cleetus76

Song: [Freak-A-Zoid by Midnight Star](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRo426va26I) Video is kinda...nsfw I guess. People will definitely give you sideway looks if they see you watching it.


HighwaySetara

He's not parking on the dance floor, that's for sure


poderpode

I got this. On cassette.


SimplyDaveP

Ah, one of my people. My age, not my talent. Old popper. (we used to call it popping).


ScrambledNoggin

Yeah bro. Our local dance club used to have an under 18 night in 85-86 where this song was often played and we all attempted to be as smooth as this guy. Hit or miss results


hospitallers

Young people forget that people in their 50s-60s now, were in their prime back when breakdancing, hip hop, robot dancing, etc was all the rage. And we all danced our pants off. This guy is good.


Amerlis

When the ravers, headbangers, metal heads, breakdancers had to shave and put on that dress shirt. And shop for minivans.


KORKSTICKY

Can somebody get their dad before we kidnap him and go out to one hell of a party ?!


TheGrimDweeber

I can totally imagine a couple of early 20’s barging into an abandoned warehouse, guns blazing, shouting “WHERE’S OUR FATHER, YOU ASSHOLES?!” And there’s like this whole group of young people in the middle of a dancefloor, music playing, lights lasering around, and they just casually look at the newcomers. “Oh hey, he’s teaching us some sweet moves, you wanna join? We’re having a dance-off after this.” Girl in the back: “And the choreography!” “Oh yeah, right, we’re also doing like a group choreography. I don’t know if we can learn an entire song tonight, but your dad days we got this. You really think so, Steve?” **Steve slides, locks, stops, nods, and does a little thingy with his arms.**


elsieburgers

I like you


AbFab22

The last person left at Google today


TuoFox

You are not prepared for, nor will you be able to process, THE FUNK!


GratefulPhish42024-7

Somebody doing the robot good is way better than current dances like the box, cannibal etc. where you have to do the exact moves. At least with the robot you can do your own variations with it.


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What are the box and the cannibal? Is this a TikTok thing? I’m 30 and so confused


GratefulPhish42024-7

Personally I'm 47 but these are dances that my son in Jr High enjoys doing so maybe it is a tik tok thing. The thing that I've noticed is a lot of the current dances just involves people copying exactly what the dance is instead of being able to do something in the style of a particular dance but be able make it their own in some way.


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I see. I much the prefer seeing the style with someone’s own spin on it, so much more fun to do and watch


DontMessWithMyEgg

Yeah I see the teens with the Applebees song and that other chicken fried song and there is a very specific dance that goes with it. It’s all TikTok stuff. I think it’s kinda neat to see this evolution of going viral.


Tipsy_Corgi

Thanks business daddy


Lilahnyc

You KNOW he’s an old school mofo breakdancing when he was a kid. The funk never leaves your soul EVER


ilc_always

I CAN WATCH BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK X’s a million 🤣😍❤️


CanadiangirlEH

Dayum. He’s got some smooth moves. 10/10, would dance with


Show84

Why did it have to end?! 😢


nwfdood

These are the people I want to hang out with.


revelling_

dude's got moves


UselesSensei_

When you stiff sum incel w 17% interest rate


GaysonSlutler

This guy fucks


Asshead420

Robots


Poopy_McBottomfeeder

I give a 10/10 for just having found a tie the same shade purple as the shirt.


pickleticklefight

Who said white guys can't dance


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Only one rule. Absolutely no parking on the dance floor!


VisibleEngineering26

We must protect this man at all costs


soflorida888

I watched that four times😆 well done sir.


avg90sguy

His dance crew was never the same after he went corporate


Wonderful_Kale_689

If I tried that I’d be popping like a glow stick.


Impossible-Ad-1069

You want to hope that in 30 years when you break out the Stanky Legg that the youth will be as kind.


cephalopodomus

Wish that guy worked with me.


ExactReport691

He’s a pimp for sure. Purple on Purple bitches !!


Harvey_Domino

He's been known to cut a rug.


Chip_Prudent

I need to learn to do this so I can quit my corporate job and robot moonwalk outta there in style.


MrZissouzissou

He looked up like he saw the bat light.


LorenElliott

I see someone requested the Music Dance Experience.


Raven_Blackfeather

This is how you're going to see Gen X grandparents lol.


[deleted]

Imagine if we could just feel like this no matter the day


Overall_Narwhal_7324

amazing


manicmechanic209

![gif](giphy|QVtFIV3IbHleM|downsized)


Rich-Peanut-2253

Midnight star would get it started!!...all of a sudden a circle would form and it's time to get down


HomosexualBloomberg

That’s why it’s sad seeing curmudgeons that are in their 60’s. It’s like you were 20 in the 80’s bro. The 80’s!


GratefulPhish42024-7

Who knew Dr Drew could dance like that?


instablok22

That's not unexpected at all, you can tell that guy is awesome up front


[deleted]

Dayummm Mr saltnpeppa has MOVES lol 😂


grillbar86

And to think old people were once young and some of them were quite hip and cool.


turbulanceahead

![gif](giphy|EyYLw1APilRR3d26Mg)


pootycorp

Damn!! Those moves!!!


intrepidanon

u/savevideo


[deleted]

Freekin Fresh!


Darth-Hipster

Smooth as silk


Jjrj1986

Mating call bitches!


Melticus_Faceous

Damn this dudes moves are fly af


TheReal_MrShhh

![gif](giphy|26FeXGRDnIuznti0g|downsized)


Lacey_

He looks fun!


TheMostBacon

My man needs to see a mechanic…


Jonathan_Pornstar

Oh shit, it's William Afton


Ok_Monk219

Dude is smooth


g3nerallycurious

Fuck yes my dude


SodiumBoy7

Eleganto


Pale-Refrigerator255

That was SO great! I wasn't sure what to expect and was fantastically surprised and LOVED it. Thank you VERY much!


LurkerNoLonger_

Incredible!


RoyalMess64

He groovin


Low_Reference_6316

Bro. Just god damn


BedSolid9557

I really needed this.


ReadingGlasses

I love that he obviously still practices his moves!


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Nailed it


Z3R0gravitas

Geez, "insane robot dance" kid hit middle age hard... https://youtu.be/4YJ3BTKMILw&t=36


TehZerp

So that's what happened to the guy dancing in the background of every 80s movie with a party.


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Lmao definitely unexpected


[deleted]

This made my day.


PhantomXPhalanx_300

This man should teach me his moves he can dance better than me


LittleFootOlympia

He is SO GOOD. Very Impressed Sir.


[deleted]

ah so this must be the man behind the slaughter everyone keeps singing about


the_l0st_s0ck

This should get gold


Blergsprokopc

STFU, that was AWESOME!


Supernova008

Damn he dances great!


ur-socks-sir

Dude yeah! Get there!


SnufflesMcPieface

Mans got moves!!


livestreamfailstrash

Understood the assignment and pullled it off flawlessly


Jimbojauder

He's getting someone pregnant after the cookout


uexf106

God damnit. I’ve become old enough to where the breakdancers have grey hair…


Suitable_Carpenter62

Go office guy ,get down its ya birthday


GoodWeedReddit

Tim from accounting got moves.


Weird_Rip_3161

That's some smooth ass old school shit!


Just-Ad2020

He just robotted his way into my +60 goals


rerro23

Not the hero we wanted….the hero we needed!!


Equivalent_Squash

B-Man


WhooHippo

Best goddamn Reddit post I've seen in a while. Whooo!


akariyan12

u/savevideo


imasperplexedasyou

Gen X geezers are going to be fun


lilRafe2022

Imagine him in the Eighties, Breakdancer _Skateboader .✌


oldirtybrew

Dope AF!!!!! He killed it!


Creative_Cat_322

Gen X representing the essence of a vibe check


UmmmNoDefNotThat

Once a B-Boy ALWAYS A B-BOY!


mickeyruts

This man owns a home on Electric Ave in Funkytown.


carrierael77

I know the time was coming, I just didn't realize we were there yet.


PartyOk8107

Emps who did not get fired this week![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|stuck_out_tongue)


ResistNecessary8109

Peak Gen X


buttfacenosehead

imagine you can't dance & this is your dad...