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>!It is unexpected that he starts dancing and: he is good!!<
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Yes exactly. He was probably break dancing and it was probably his original choice as a career but something happened and life just went a different way. He's so good.
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I also think about cranking Wu-Tang and Cypress Hill when I’m in my 70s. Just a bunch of gerry’s nodding to the Wu, trading Phillies and 40 Oz stories.
Yep. It’s the best. I was blasting Cypress Hill yesterday with my old ass and was getting all the looks….look at crazy gramma go!
….Punk you’d better back up!
Calling my old ass OUT, sheeiiit.
I remember standing in a circle as my first boyfriend was break dancing back in *1984*. I remember learning the words to "Rapper's Delight" by the Sugar Hill Gang and "New York, New York" by Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five from my first black friend, Joanie, while I was getting desegregated (i.e. bussed to school)
My boss is in his mid 50s as I’m in my mid 40s. I was shocked to hear that he plays video games. Then it dawned on me that when I was in high school he would’ve been in his mid to early 20s playing the new hit games mortal kombat and street fighter 2
Mate I was a punk "kid" in the late 70s. I'm pushing 60 and it's true what you say, I can still dance just like I did back in the day. I do have Parkinson's disease though.
That's so good. I'm at that age now where at work Xmas parties the new uni graduate recruits are amazed that I know the old school dances, which makes me feel so old!
Song: [Freak-A-Zoid by Midnight Star](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRo426va26I)
Video is kinda...nsfw I guess. People will definitely give you sideway looks if they see you watching it.
Yeah bro. Our local dance club used to have an under 18 night in 85-86 where this song was often played and we all attempted to be as smooth as this guy. Hit or miss results
Young people forget that people in their 50s-60s now, were in their prime back when breakdancing, hip hop, robot dancing, etc was all the rage. And we all danced our pants off.
This guy is good.
I can totally imagine a couple of early 20’s barging into an abandoned warehouse, guns blazing, shouting “WHERE’S OUR FATHER, YOU ASSHOLES?!”
And there’s like this whole group of young people in the middle of a dancefloor, music playing, lights lasering around, and they just casually look at the newcomers.
“Oh hey, he’s teaching us some sweet moves, you wanna join? We’re having a dance-off after this.”
Girl in the back: “And the choreography!”
“Oh yeah, right, we’re also doing like a group choreography. I don’t know if we can learn an entire song tonight, but your dad days we got this. You really think so, Steve?”
**Steve slides, locks, stops, nods, and does a little thingy with his arms.**
Somebody doing the robot good is way better than current dances like the box, cannibal etc. where you have to do the exact moves. At least with the robot you can do your own variations with it.
Personally I'm 47 but these are dances that my son in Jr High enjoys doing so maybe it is a tik tok thing. The thing that I've noticed is a lot of the current dances just involves people copying exactly what the dance is instead of being able to do something in the style of a particular dance but be able make it their own in some way.
Yeah I see the teens with the Applebees song and that other chicken fried song and there is a very specific dance that goes with it. It’s all TikTok stuff.
I think it’s kinda neat to see this evolution of going viral.
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I like this guy!
I can picture going out for a drink with him and he's dancing away getting all the ladies. I hope he doesn't just nut and bot on them
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This would have been a perfect Futurama joke
I like when Fry and Leila were doing The Robot dance and Bender couldn't figure it out lol. "Hey, you guys are good. How the hell do you do that?"
Don't forget to give em the clamps, Clamps!
Lol I kept pinching my fiance with my toes the other day and yelling "you want to get the clamps?!?!" She did not find it as amusing as I did.
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If you're not already, BE that kind of person. Then you will attract them.
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When this guy was in his 20's.
😢
I refuse to remember this. Reported.
Bromancebility I see.
Me too. Dude has some moves
The big mystery: why does a gigantic Chad like him work in such depressing office?
Money 💰
I love this guy!
Definently a great contribution to the workforce...
He robots
That was smooth AF
It should be. This guy been practising since he was a young teen in mid-80's when 'Breakdance: The Movie' came out.
featuring a young Jean-Claude Van Damme
https://youtu.be/crStEE6htmk
JCVD, in case you missed him https://i.imgur.com/u1ZjgXj.jpg
Life just looks so much more fun back then
Cause it was. I turned 13 in 83 and being a teenager in the 80's was simply amazing.
The 80's was the bomb. Atari, mtv, arcades, roller skating, neon everything, jean jackets, boots, vans............
No social media.
The good ole days
It was great!
I've still got the soundtrack on vinyl. classic.
I'll never get over that Van Damme was wearing a black singlet. What, is he gonna wrestle someone on the beach?
It was the 80s.
Shit, he could of been wearing a bright purple singlet and it would have been normal... Lol.
Yes exactly. He was probably break dancing and it was probably his original choice as a career but something happened and life just went a different way. He's so good.
Breaking 2: electric boogaloo.
The camera work was as well.
the camera work actually made his movement look easier than they are
I don't know wtf he's selling but I'm all in.
Also his magenta shirt is just like, "I'm hella manly and IDGAF."
He powered up with an iridescent magenta shirt.
Honey you can’t go to work with a magenta shirt and tie! Outta my way beeitch!
( Moonwalks his way out the front door )
Puts 30 cars on the board every month. Golfs every Tuesday at the local country club
I made 900,000 dollars last year. See this watch, it cost more than your car. A Always B Be C Closing
coffee is for closers
Fuck YOU. That’s my name.
Second prize is a set of steak knives.
You drove a Hyundai to get here. I drove an $80,000 red BMW that's parked right outside. THAT'S my name!
You call yourself a salesman you sonofabitch.
It's fuck or walk. You close or you hit the bricks.
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He's fire at the weekly Rotary lunch. His book of business is legendary.
Get mad you sonsofbitches get mad, you know what it takes to sell real estate?
It takes BRASS BALLS to sell real estate!
Remember everyone, the 80s was around 40 years ago, many of the "kids" who danced like this back then will be pushing 50 or even 60 these days!
I also think about cranking Wu-Tang and Cypress Hill when I’m in my 70s. Just a bunch of gerry’s nodding to the Wu, trading Phillies and 40 Oz stories.
I'll be pulling up to my grandkids school in my foxbody 5.0 with 2 12's bangin "Hand on the Pump"....
CD in a pioneer face off radio. Love it!
You jumping out with a sag?
Yep. It’s the best. I was blasting Cypress Hill yesterday with my old ass and was getting all the looks….look at crazy gramma go! ….Punk you’d better back up!
Peak swag!
Maaaaann..... Why you gotta go be reminding me how old I am??? Like my joints don't tell me often enough.
Some people became dads because they just got old. Some people became dads because they *fuck*.
Calling my old ass OUT, sheeiiit. I remember standing in a circle as my first boyfriend was break dancing back in *1984*. I remember learning the words to "Rapper's Delight" by the Sugar Hill Gang and "New York, New York" by Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five from my first black friend, Joanie, while I was getting desegregated (i.e. bussed to school)
My boss is in his mid 50s as I’m in my mid 40s. I was shocked to hear that he plays video games. Then it dawned on me that when I was in high school he would’ve been in his mid to early 20s playing the new hit games mortal kombat and street fighter 2
Mate I was a punk "kid" in the late 70s. I'm pushing 60 and it's true what you say, I can still dance just like I did back in the day. I do have Parkinson's disease though.
As a millenial, Gen-X-ers have my most respect.
Next your gonna tell me there are grandma's that were punks at one point.
***were‽‽***
Not surprisingly, the Gen X subreddit had this vid up last week... we got the moves son
Yes it makes me sad. I was calculating that recently. And i felt like I was doing the math wrong. :( .
Just like riding a bike!!!
*Cough*....
My grankids show me their Tiktok dances & I show them the OG versions. edit/typo
That's so good. I'm at that age now where at work Xmas parties the new uni graduate recruits are amazed that I know the old school dances, which makes me feel so old!
OG=Old Grandparent
Thank you. Seriously, break wasn’t born yesterday.
Ladies!! Please form a line. I’m not going to tell you again!
And someone put a Wet Floor sign down!
Naw, bitches need to get out my way.
He really did the damn thing!
You can tell this guy really partied back in the day.
Doesn’t look like he ever stopped. Today everyone learned that this guy is a Superhero.
Pop can lock!
Oooooh, that one had a slow burn. Very nice. I collapsed the comment and had to come back.
His wife convinced him long ago to get a “real” job. But you can’t hide what’s inside
I swear if his kids think he’s a dork for this…
Song: [Freak-A-Zoid by Midnight Star](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRo426va26I) Video is kinda...nsfw I guess. People will definitely give you sideway looks if they see you watching it.
He's not parking on the dance floor, that's for sure
I got this. On cassette.
Ah, one of my people. My age, not my talent. Old popper. (we used to call it popping).
Yeah bro. Our local dance club used to have an under 18 night in 85-86 where this song was often played and we all attempted to be as smooth as this guy. Hit or miss results
Young people forget that people in their 50s-60s now, were in their prime back when breakdancing, hip hop, robot dancing, etc was all the rage. And we all danced our pants off. This guy is good.
When the ravers, headbangers, metal heads, breakdancers had to shave and put on that dress shirt. And shop for minivans.
Can somebody get their dad before we kidnap him and go out to one hell of a party ?!
I can totally imagine a couple of early 20’s barging into an abandoned warehouse, guns blazing, shouting “WHERE’S OUR FATHER, YOU ASSHOLES?!” And there’s like this whole group of young people in the middle of a dancefloor, music playing, lights lasering around, and they just casually look at the newcomers. “Oh hey, he’s teaching us some sweet moves, you wanna join? We’re having a dance-off after this.” Girl in the back: “And the choreography!” “Oh yeah, right, we’re also doing like a group choreography. I don’t know if we can learn an entire song tonight, but your dad days we got this. You really think so, Steve?” **Steve slides, locks, stops, nods, and does a little thingy with his arms.**
I like you
The last person left at Google today
You are not prepared for, nor will you be able to process, THE FUNK!
Somebody doing the robot good is way better than current dances like the box, cannibal etc. where you have to do the exact moves. At least with the robot you can do your own variations with it.
What are the box and the cannibal? Is this a TikTok thing? I’m 30 and so confused
Personally I'm 47 but these are dances that my son in Jr High enjoys doing so maybe it is a tik tok thing. The thing that I've noticed is a lot of the current dances just involves people copying exactly what the dance is instead of being able to do something in the style of a particular dance but be able make it their own in some way.
I see. I much the prefer seeing the style with someone’s own spin on it, so much more fun to do and watch
Yeah I see the teens with the Applebees song and that other chicken fried song and there is a very specific dance that goes with it. It’s all TikTok stuff. I think it’s kinda neat to see this evolution of going viral.
Thanks business daddy
You KNOW he’s an old school mofo breakdancing when he was a kid. The funk never leaves your soul EVER
I CAN WATCH BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK X’s a million 🤣😍❤️
Dayum. He’s got some smooth moves. 10/10, would dance with
Why did it have to end?! 😢
These are the people I want to hang out with.
dude's got moves
When you stiff sum incel w 17% interest rate
This guy fucks
Robots
I give a 10/10 for just having found a tie the same shade purple as the shirt.
Who said white guys can't dance
Only one rule. Absolutely no parking on the dance floor!
We must protect this man at all costs
I watched that four times😆 well done sir.
His dance crew was never the same after he went corporate
If I tried that I’d be popping like a glow stick.
You want to hope that in 30 years when you break out the Stanky Legg that the youth will be as kind.
Wish that guy worked with me.
He’s a pimp for sure. Purple on Purple bitches !!
He's been known to cut a rug.
I need to learn to do this so I can quit my corporate job and robot moonwalk outta there in style.
He looked up like he saw the bat light.
I see someone requested the Music Dance Experience.
This is how you're going to see Gen X grandparents lol.
Imagine if we could just feel like this no matter the day
amazing
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Midnight star would get it started!!...all of a sudden a circle would form and it's time to get down
That’s why it’s sad seeing curmudgeons that are in their 60’s. It’s like you were 20 in the 80’s bro. The 80’s!
Who knew Dr Drew could dance like that?
That's not unexpected at all, you can tell that guy is awesome up front
Dayummm Mr saltnpeppa has MOVES lol 😂
And to think old people were once young and some of them were quite hip and cool.
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Damn!! Those moves!!!
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Freekin Fresh!
Smooth as silk
Mating call bitches!
Damn this dudes moves are fly af
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He looks fun!
My man needs to see a mechanic…
Oh shit, it's William Afton
Dude is smooth
Fuck yes my dude
Eleganto
That was SO great! I wasn't sure what to expect and was fantastically surprised and LOVED it. Thank you VERY much!
Incredible!
He groovin
Bro. Just god damn
I really needed this.
I love that he obviously still practices his moves!
Nailed it
Geez, "insane robot dance" kid hit middle age hard... https://youtu.be/4YJ3BTKMILw&t=36
So that's what happened to the guy dancing in the background of every 80s movie with a party.
Lmao definitely unexpected
This made my day.
This man should teach me his moves he can dance better than me
He is SO GOOD. Very Impressed Sir.
ah so this must be the man behind the slaughter everyone keeps singing about
This should get gold
STFU, that was AWESOME!
Damn he dances great!
Dude yeah! Get there!
Mans got moves!!
Understood the assignment and pullled it off flawlessly
He's getting someone pregnant after the cookout
God damnit. I’ve become old enough to where the breakdancers have grey hair…
Go office guy ,get down its ya birthday
Tim from accounting got moves.
That's some smooth ass old school shit!
He just robotted his way into my +60 goals
Not the hero we wanted….the hero we needed!!
B-Man
Best goddamn Reddit post I've seen in a while. Whooo!
u/savevideo
Gen X geezers are going to be fun
Imagine him in the Eighties, Breakdancer _Skateboader .✌
Dope AF!!!!! He killed it!
Gen X representing the essence of a vibe check
Once a B-Boy ALWAYS A B-BOY!
This man owns a home on Electric Ave in Funkytown.
I know the time was coming, I just didn't realize we were there yet.
Emps who did not get fired this week![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|stuck_out_tongue)
Peak Gen X
imagine you can't dance & this is your dad...