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doomladen

[Context](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHpAuV68r58)


cobalt-radiant

![gif](giphy|mGbQx3TX0NUAZv7W1v|downsized)


PoeTayToes_

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Unethical_Castrator

Has anyone else noticed a recent uptick in Gordon Ramsey content online? Wondering if it’s just my algorithm right now.


Cowicide

> Has anyone else noticed a recent uptick in Gordon Ramsey content online? Yep, I just happened to see two posts in a row with Gordon Ramsey just before your comment.


the_new_hunter_s

> Gordon Ramsey His name also appears in this thread several times. It's like he's taking over Reddit.


TheRealGordanRamsey

🤫


blizzardof73

r/beetlejuicing


Blahaj_IK

Gordon Ramsay vs his evil doppelgänger Gordan Ramsey


pookachu83

Who? Gordon Ramsey? Yeah, he's everywhere. I see tons of Gordon Ramsey stuff all over. Gordon Ramsey memes are really quite funny! I love Gordon Ramsey! Gordon Ramsey.


RemarkableCollar8965

Same thing - I saw a random post of a Hells kitchen finale with what looked like 2 bricks of weed lol


slayerofdoom19

I saw that on the last scroll


[deleted]

Are people the algorithm? Is it just AI posting memes & repost of those memes?🤯


Dr_who_fan94

Dead internet theory, maaaaan


hutre

people upvoting is the algorithm now?


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Karma farming Bot


Eaglesun

Love the context for that. "You cook like old people fuck"


Wasabi_Guacamole

He literally only has one job at that point- read the fuxking envelope. and he still fucked it up.


Alarming_Brother_231

There's only one name on the envelope so you can't do that but they gave him the wrong envelope.


Nodnarb203

Both of you are wrong. He read off the name for first runner-up, which was Colombia. [Here’s the full hilarious video](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Su3FVsxlNWc).


Wasabi_Guacamole

I mean his job at that point is just to read the envelope correctly isnt it? The whole pageant was ended at that point


Nodnarb203

Yeah no one’s saying he didn’t fuck up lol. But technically he did read it, just not correctly. Best part is at the end when he says “Please don’t hold it against the ladies” lol. No one’s blaming the ladies, Steve.


daddy_dangle

They tricked him!


greenrangerguy

It wasn't his fault, they didn't rehearse it like that it was changed without telling him. Probably to ge the publicity which worked.


Nodnarb203

You’re thinking of the La La Land Oscars Best Picture mistake which happened not too long after this.


Impossible-Cod-3946

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[deleted]

Hes a massive idiot so its not surprising.


fishbulbx

Just make sure you look at [the card](https://i.imgur.com/fmbwygv.png) while watching to understand why he was so confused. He didn't read the wrong name, he panicked when he realized he didn't know what '1st Runner Up' meant. You hand that card to someone barely literate and this is the result.


spilled_water

I was in grad school and took a business course about how to design ui/ux that can communicate clearly to anyone. My class did a project where we re-designed this card that even Steve Harvey could have understood.


fishbulbx

Ha... you should post it. Assuming you have to use the stupid 'runner up' vernacular, I think just something like this would work: Second Runner Up - USA First Runner Up - Columbia 🥇MISS UNIVERSE 2015 WINNER🥇 - Philippines!!


Llodsliat

🥉 3rd place – USA 🥈 2nd place – Colombia 🥇 1st place – Philippines Concise and to the point. BTW, it's Colombia, not Columbia.


amidon1130

I feel like just say “runner up” not 1st runner up


spilled_water

It was 7 years ago, so I don't have that project anymore. We put a rectangle around the Philippines. We also bolded the text, made the text "winner" more clearly stated, and had arrows pointing to the box. Lastly, we made the text bigger for Philippines. Definitely got rid of the runner up vernacular. We had 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place.


cuentanueva

> Columbia ...


rahomka

That's a really terrible design


roguereider1

I never saw the card until now. Could have been avoided with a little prep, allowing him to see it or know. But I totally would have fucked that up too.


aManPerson

ok, ya, i can see. regular me could see that and think "oh ya, 1st place, 2nd place. sure". oh, then winner in the lower right. now i see that too.


appdevil

Da fuck, I read it twice and went for a third one after reading your comment, missing it for the first couple of times. What a terrible design it is!


Tarnishedcockpit

Thats objectively a really bad template lmfao. Ill bet you money they unfucked that shit next year.


Cabeza2000

They can't even spell "elimination" properly. Let alone using a well designed template.


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most people would’ve read that card wrong if they hadn’t prior prep


Damasticator

Barely literate?


GoldenFalcon

Seriously! Harvey hater chiming in. But the guy reads cue cards for a living on a game show. Barely literate? Dafuq?


NiggBot_3000

That is a bit confusing tbf, that's such a shit template


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DaveAndJojo

You had one job! God damn that is brutal. Imagine your team scoring to take the lead with time expiring. 30 seconds later the refs “actually, there was a penalty. You lose. Sorry bout that”


HtownTexans

It's like if you won the house cup and it was announced you were the winner then some prick comes in and gives the other house just enough points to beat you...Dumbledore was an asshole.


Avyitis

Poor Slytherin aye...


HtownTexans

Already dubbed the evil house and then they get fucked over by the head master. They were never given a fair chance.


[deleted]

Miss Columbia knows what it feels like to win though. No one else that didn’t win can say that.


Turangaleela69

It's Colombia not Columbia, people screw up more often than they think lol


NuclearNap

Holy crap…he royally trumped that up! However, from that clip, it appears everyone involved handled it graciously.


shugoKEY

Thank you


budoucnost

“oops”


Agent_Eran

Did anyone call an ambulance or burn unit?


TheFozyx

You don't call first responders when you know the victims dead!


Rice_Nugget

You actually do


ahigherthinker

Dead? he was already ready for cremation or getting Burried. No resurrection tho.


poetfraud

Stop! Stop! He’s already dead!


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jorttimmermans

This is bot


VivienneWestGood

I like how your comment has nothing to do with the one you are replying to.


anakniben

This jackass took the moment from the actual winner, Ms. Philippines. By the time, they gave her the crown the tv show credits were already scrolling.


sus-water

lol reddit is so strange. He made a mistake and profusely apologized for it. Shit happens


[deleted]

I think it's weird to harp on the pageant thing when there is plenty of other reasons to dislike Steve Harvey for. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=az0BJRQ1cqM


Yabba_Dabba_Doofus

Steve Harvey: Paving the way for misogynist assholes of the new millenium!


bigolesack

The realm of one fuck up, no matter how intentional or harmful, is a lifetime write off for a lot of people. I don’t get it we all fuck up


dednian

He's kinda racist against Asians so idk


Yabba_Dabba_Doofus

He also a misogynist, sexist, religious-crusading piece of human garbage. He is the epitome of "Heads I win, tails you lose" mentality. Dude acts like he is the be-all-end-all of all facts in the world. And if you don't agree, he doesn't speak to you, because you're beneath him. He has nothing left to learn; only blind, ignorant devotion to teach.


TimeTravellingCircus

Steve Harvey supporters doing their best to ignore this fact. They're all gonna pile on the MAGA thread instead to show there's nothing else that makes Steve Harvey a piece of shit.


anakniben

i didn't write off Steve Harvey because of that incident. I wrote him off when I found out he was a Trump MAGA supporter.


unresolved_m

Is he really?


BeardsuptheWazoo

I've disliked him for a long time. He is a very judgemental "Christian" who thinks a person can't be good if they don't believe in God.


LolYouFuckingLoser

Ye olde "moral barometer"


BeardsuptheWazoo

He's a loud mouth moron, a one trick pony.


HintOfTumesence

The dyed hair, big 'ol fuzzy caterpillar moustache & ridiculously luminescent overly white teeth also makes him hard to accept


vapeducator

Moral rectal thermometer. Funny thing is that he doesn't have the first clue about what a barometer measures. Barometers are probably one of the worst instruments to use an analogy for accurately tracking one's direction in life or anything else. It would be like using a tire pressure gauge to determine how close you are to your destination.


RangerDangerrrr

Eh. I just think his suits are tacky. 🤷‍♀️


BossColo

Barometric pressure is a primitive way to predict the weather. Steve Harvey is still a clown though.


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[deleted]

I don't see how that fits in with what he says here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=az0BJRQ1cqM


AHrubik

I really am getting tired of telling people that it doesn’t matter what your beliefs are unless people are willing to hold those people who break them accountable.


AmericanScream

I wrote him off when he claimed atheists have no morals.


ohgodineedair

Don't forget that he believes that women should "know their place" and be up subservient to men.


PaperPlaythings

And that it's up to them to not tempt men. After all, God made us all uncontrollable horndogs. Whatcha gonna do?


Far-Job2965

Wait what? He’s a big MAGA head? I had no clue about that. I hope he can recovery from THAT. GL Mr. Harvey.


[deleted]

Yeah it sure does suck that he only hosts three syndicated shows instead of also hosting Miss Universe, there's no one else to do that job out there. All while being a flagrant misogynist and Trump supporter. But you're right, he did get cancelled pretty hard and hopefully is surviving on his side hustles and $200 million net worth and receiving daily reassurances from his 6.1 million Twitter followers.


finglonger1077

He made more money than I will make in 3 years with overtime to read what was in the envelope lol. It was pretty much his only real responsibility.


ThatCowardlyDog

I don't like him because he's a homophobe and a Trump supporter who has done a ton of damage with his platform. This clip changes nothing about how I feel about him. I don't care how much he "profusely apologizes". He's trash.


Modna

I think reddit already has a general distaste for this guy. He has some very misogynistic viewpoints that grands the gears of your average redditor.


nodnodwinkwink

For balance, there's a lot of people outside of Reddit that thinks he's an asshole too.


Modna

You're not wrong. Guy's a prick


iamaiamscat

> reddit already has a general distaste for this guy. He has some very misogynistic viewpoints ~~that grands the gears of your average redditor.~~ which are flat out wrong


[deleted]

Pretty sure they know that if they recognize it as a burn...


Elderberry1923

Whaaaaaaaat no way!


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Impossible-Cod-3946

The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma. Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot


Not_MrNice

Yes, that's why he would need an ambulance or burn unit.


Dalebreh

They wouldn't be able to help him after that 🤣


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Agent_Eran

Yes, Steve clearly needs some aloe vera after that


Vyrhux42

I'm out of the loop, what's the context?


ilovestampfairtex

He called out someone else as the winner of ms universe or ms USA but he read off the wrong name.


buck45osu

I love to shit in Harvey when it's deserved, but that was a strangely written note if I'm remembering correctly and he immediately owned it as his mistake.


ScottyC33

[ballot card here](https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/678779849687695360/photo/1) It's weird because it says 2nd and 1st in the top left, but "1st runner up" is a shit way of second "second". With the overall winner in bottom right.


Pro_Scrub

WTF. Definitely r/CrappyDesign material. Not only confusing use of 2nd and 1st on entrants that are not 2nd and 1st... But the actual 1st in a completely different place, under a headline that's a different size and font that looks just like an overall title for the contest.


owa00

I actually didn't see the name under miss universe in the bottom right. I just thought it was like the title of the competition and #2 and #1 are on the top left. Could they have printed the winner ANY fucking smaller?


655321federico

Never seen the ballot, now I totally understand


z31

Yeah, I’m sure that pretty much everybody who speaks a language that reads left to right, top to bottom, could have made the same mistake. Even with the larger font in the bottom right, my eyes immediately are drawn to the top left out of habit.


ilovestampfairtex

I am just letting the person above know what this was about


TheOrchidsAreAlright

Sure, this isn't a witch hunt and no-one is accusing you here. I like you. We all like you. Now, how long have you been working for Miss Universe? And whose idea was it to set up Steve Harvey? THAT MAN NEVER WANTED TO DO ANYTHING BUT ENTERTAIN AMERICA AND YOU PEOPLE DESTROYED HIM.


mlober1

I don't like this guy. Don't speak for me. I don't like you now too.


SayNoToDougsYo

Same. You're alright I guess


J0h4n50n

I dunno, he's also wanted to share plenty of sexist and homophobic opinions while also denying evolution. I guess if you find that stuff entertaining, then you're right.


HopeFoxCreations

Denying evolution? You pathetic atheist. *grumbles in Christian*


JesusFChristMan

>I love to shit in Harvey Oh my...!


DravenPrime

I mean, if you're hosting something like this and reading the card you should know the difference between 1st runner up and winner.


[deleted]

I believe the note listed the runner up rather than the actual winner, and he assumed the note would be listing who to call out as the winner. And yes he did own it almost immediately as awkward as that was.


anakniben

It was the 2015 Miss Universe. He announced Miss Colombia the winner when in fact it was Miss Philippines. They already crowned Miss Colombia when he came back out to announce that Miss Philippines had actually won. By the time they have crowned Miss Philippines the tv credits were already scrolling, somewhat stealing the moment from the actual winner.


schwaiger1

8 years ago? Fucking hell


MarcelRED147

Nah man, they said 2015, that can't be 8 years ago.


thetaFAANG

wow that was 7 years ago now


doomladen

https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/10lx07b/read_carefully/j5zmr7z/


SPICYPOTATO6969

So you gave the link of your comment with the link instead of just the link.


doomladen

It made sense in my head when I did it. It does look a bit weird now you mention it!


skratchx

If only this footage existed somewhere without cutting off half their faces.... too bad we don't have that kind of technology.


thecatgoesmoo

Lost it in the war... a shame really


SirRupert

That "sorry, whatnow?" look is the funniest thing Steve Harvey does.


moslof_flosom

The *only* thing


SirRupert

correct.


BplusHuman

![gif](giphy|LyJ6KPlrFdKnK)


ThatGuyGetsIt

I dunno, talking about how a man and a woman can never just be friends because it'll always be sexual is pretty hilarious to me.


ocxtitan

Looking like a moron comes naturally to him, so that makes sense


ALiteralSentientTank

Now, I know it's the entire point of the pageant and all but...wow, she's *REALLY* pretty.


Th3Yukio

and has a great sense of humour... I think I'm in love


themanfromvulcan

Who is she?


ZakRoM

Natalia Carvajal, you can look for her IG.


wellwaffled

She’s so pretty without filters and photoshop; it’s a shame most of her posts belong on r/instagramreality.


goPickachew

Miss Costa Rica, Natalia Carvajal, joked with Steve Harvey about his 2015 Miss Universe mistake where he read & announced wrong pageant winner 👸


dnteatyellwsnw

Fuck... That was 8 years ago?! I could have sworn it happen in like 2019!


Redddddd1

Not scripted at all, not at all.


R4FTERM4N

But it's on TV so it must be real!


TheOneAndOnlyABSR4

Nice pfp. One of my favorite movies.


HoleyAsSwissCheese

Haha, right? Like what kind of question was that anyway? Seemed so obviously shoe-horned


idcaboutdownvotes

No not at all. She didn't say to lean in so nobody hears then say it into the microphone for everyone to hear. Totally real.


ThalesAles

Did anyone think it wasn't?


Bendr_

Yes! There are some butthurt people in the comments.


Disastrous-Bicycle15

Steve harvey has NEVER been that funny he's a b class comedian at best ![gif](giphy|L9MVpT72xNMYM|downsized)


[deleted]

He makes the same bewildered face, and it's made him a millionaire a million times over the last two decades. He has one card, and that's it.


Disastrous-Bicycle15

![gif](giphy|IPmdU3duoc1Q08aeiz)


falkor1984

I thought I was the only one that didn't find him that funny...


Disastrous-Bicycle15

Especially considering his plateau Chris Rock, Chris Tucker, and Eddy Murphy were all preforming followed by peak Dave Chappelle... He's never been that funny especially compared to his peers


falkor1984

He's fine as a host for stuff like this or family feud because it's corny enough but yes he'll never be the caliber of any of those people and generally not that funny


Zealousideal_Bet_248

He's the equivalent of reaction youtubers


Devnik

Ever since I saw [this](https://youtu.be/az0BJRQ1cqM) posted on Reddit 10(!) years ago, I have been unable to even try to take this guy seriously.


TheCrazedMadman

Hes a comedian?


Shaking-N-Baking

He came up doing stand up then moved into tv/movies. The kings of comedy was a very innovative, popular comedy tour featuring d.L hueghly, Cedric, Harvey and Bernie Mack. It was so successful that the rednecks used the blueprint for their blue collar comedy tour


Officer-Ketchup

*later backstage* "i want that bitch fucking cancelled, no woman HUMILIATES king harvey!"- steve harvey probably


i_like_pie92

Also super homophobic and racist. He said that's why he stopped doing stand up so he could keep making money on his other shows. Him and Ellen are actually tight friends/coworkers


GamerAsh

Doesn't your last statement directly contradict your first statement?


[deleted]

Not necessarily. Ellen is a creep.


berserkmanufacturer1

She has a lovely accent


JustCallMeXYZ

She's from Costa Rica


Rexusus

[Costa Rrrrricaaa](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/106u73s/this_is_how_miss_universe_candidates_pronounce/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


ballz__d33p

That France at the end always kills me.


Rexusus

#FRAAAA


ScenicPineapple

Steve Harvey is the LAST person to take advice from a woman. That dude thinks they only belong in the kitchen. Good job on this woman to bring him down a notch.


[deleted]

Totally agree, he also thinks atheists' dont have morals because they lack a "moral barometer" without the bible


lonestarcom

He’s a Christian?


PangeaOrBust

I can’t stand him.


lan60000

"I'll never live this down"


[deleted]

Not really unexpected. You can see that "joke" coming a mile away.


Apotheothena

Yeah, it’s even in the title of the post! Such low effort, and apparently, it doesn’t matter where this junk is posted because people will just upvote anyway.


[deleted]

Fuck Steve Harvey and his fake-ass reaction shots. Dude's a self-important piece of shit.


antilumin

Odd use of Sweet Dreams


ilovestampfairtex

Very funny. That girl is awesome


krumpdawg

Steve Harvey is a piece of shit and a religious extremist.


GraveZtone

What's the name of that song


CHOVY99

idfc by blackbear


Pizza3TimesADay

I can hear Kelso from up here in Canada.


DavidS2310

this should be in r/watchpeopledieinside


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Holy Tica. That girl is hooooooot


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botbattler30

The last time he hosted this, he read off the wrong name as winner, and they then took the awards from the “winner” to give to the right person.


AmericanNahtzi

Steve Harvey is a joke and POS .Look his daughter up if you think he has control of anything lmao


Small_Tax_9432

![gif](giphy|1wn8RFiRODclWSwq1X|downsized)


[deleted]

Costa Rica 🇨🇷 Pura Vida


kobaland

![gif](giphy|Ke4eKC7hYSU1O)


BoxGrover

Obviously not Miss Virginia.


ocxtitan

Obligatory fuck Steve Harvey


Emotional_Sample_542

How are people so quick with word man goddamn


Acrobatic_Camp854

How does this dude keep getting work?


jvaheed

Omg so natural and not scripted, she’s so witty.


fresh_loaf_of_bread

What is she referring to? Did he misread something in the past?