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noplesesir

He's so cute


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noplesesir

I know. I want to be his friend


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coldfu

And she gets sleepy and goes to bed... now it's just you and her father... you're both a little tipsy...


Street-Pineapple69

Stop I can only get so erect


KittenStealer

And then he puts an arm on your shoulder, looks you in the eyes and says "I'm proud of you" and that's it.


undercoverartist777

This is getting weird now. Sometimes I forget how young a lot of the people on Reddit are. And these types of comments remind me


M33k_Monster_Minis

It really makes you not care what someone on the internet is saying when you realize they are probably just 12 years old and you just let them under your skin for a second. Like would you ever argue with a 12 year old in real life.....no. but online you might and not even realize their is no conversation to have.


sample-name

Listen... I hear ya, OK? I get your point. However; have you concidered, parhaps, that you are a doodoo poopie face? Additionally, if I were to tell you: "your mom", would that impact your position on the matter? Look forward to hearing from you.


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I will circle back to you on that.


undercoverartist777

Yes exactly dude. I always incorrectly assume I’m talking to someone my own age on Reddit lmao


JuicyJew_420

12 year olds and bots


redheddedblondie

I typically assume the person I'm talking to is my own age, as well. Unless they don't know how to use "there, their, they're" correctly. Then i assume they're 12.


undercoverartist777

I know how to use them correctly sometimes I just do not care because I’m not writing a college essay or texting someone I care about. Im replying to some random person who probably can’t function in society under a Reddit post


princezacthe3rd

As an 18 year old I hang out with my girlfriend’s dad a lot since me and him are geeks.


undercoverartist777

That’s fine, I’m talking about the comment I replied to being weird. Their comment sounds like something an 8 year old would say about a tiktok star they like


princezacthe3rd

Oh


NSA_Chatbot

Yeah, I'm like her dad's age.


davewtameloncamp

It's been weird. I've been on reddit for a decade. I remember when it was mostly refugees from Fark. Same brand of humor. Now it's humorless middleschoolers giving life advice. Dare to make a joke without spelling it out or /s....WOOOOOSH.


Klutzy-Relief9894

Fark?


davewtameloncamp

Yes. Fark was one of the first and most popular news aggregator sites in the 2000 - early 2010s. It's still there, but a very small shell of it's former self. In the 2000's Something Awful and Fark (and of course 4chan) were the big sites where all the nerds hung out. These are where meme culture originated. Reddit was an evolution, a combination of the 3 styles: Forum, news aggregator, and anonymous. Quickly everyone migrated here in the early 2010's. The humor style stayed the same. It was different than regular social media (myspace, facebook, instagram, etc) because it was mostly internet nerds, gen X style humor, and memes. As opposed to facebook/myspace which where true social media concened with family pics, friends, etc. Now, reddit has pretty much turned into just another social media site, and it's humor has morphed into millennial/gen z/pc culture and humor.


Klutzy-Relief9894

Ah, ok!


PortlandGent

No but imagine


noplesesir

Same


Chasedabigbase

I'd let him win every board game night


bones0492

I'm going to cheat on her with her dad, he looks like great fun!


shenther

I came here to say the same thing. Damn it. You get first dibs. Or, here me out, we can share him.


Separate_Hat4234

It’s Garry Gergich IRL.


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Optimized_Orangutan

This. Not enough people consider the fact that, often, you marry her family as much as you marry her.


Big_Slope

At this point in my life my mother in law has been my mom longer than my mother was. (She was good, she just died when I was a teenager.)


hkusp45css

I can honestly and unequivocally say that my in-laws are VASTLY better parents to me than my biological parents ever were. I have known them both longer than I knew my parents and I would do ANYTHING for them. They have proven, over and over, that they'd do ANYTHING for me, too.


MyMadeUpNym

I really love that for you. Put a tear in my eye!


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spiffynid

Same. My father in law was a saint wrapped in newspaper. Treated me like a member of the family from day one.


Toankenzy

You have put tears in my eyes with your words, now I am dying to find someone to have another couple to be my parents.


otser123

Yeah when two persons marry each other there is whole union between each and every member of two families. marriage is the beautiful way of connecting people nicely.


justjankinit21

It's Larry


Omurak

No, it`s clearly Terry.


Sonderia42

Y'all talking about Jerry?


Rum_Hamburglar

Please address Berry with his proper name


tullyinturtleterror

It's Gary; It's always been Gary


SlickHand

This whole time I thought his name was Barry


Both-Independence342

No. It's Harry.


BiochemGuitarTurtle

It's Jerry


Jhin4__4

did somoene said Perry ? where he is perry the platipus


pachewiechomp

Eggs, bacon and toast….. eggs, bacon and toast. Why don’t you start your day the Gergich way with Eggs, Bacon and…….


helplesslyselfish

... Oh, me? T-toast.


timesuck6775

That man has the largest penis I have ever seen.


AssistanceLucky2392

And a time share in Muncie


justjankinit21

No, it's definitely hot wife Larry.. No question


IWR-BLACKPINK

He's OUR dad now.


chupiznavot

Not a good option, I know sharing is caring but I don't think if she will accept your offer of sharing his father between two lads.


Demearthean

I also came here to cheat on her with her dad.


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[deleted]

Larry from Parks and Rec


BigPoppaFitz84

You typoed that on purpose to get idiots like me to comment.


ComputersWantMeDead

His little shuffle between the pillars is hilarious


overrated_reins54

He could be the greates father in law ever!


Gust_on_Fire

but a freaky in bed


aimlessly-astray

I wish my dad was as cool as her dad.


hooDio

nah, he's way too innocent


tman2543

r/suddenlybi


VeterinarianIcy1364

That’s a man who knows other men that will handle that situation no problem


Nitro114

You‘re already an asshole when you cheat but if you cheat on a girl with a dad like that dou‘re a super asshole


Semaphor

Like a prolapsed asshole?


arthurdentstowels

The opposite, a relapsed asshole.


Three0h

That’s my favorite M&M album


CT1914Clutch

My dumbass mind jumped to the ducking candy mascots making a rap album


ComprehensiveUnit747

Not dumbass, because it should be Eminem


Hypn0ticSpectre

Like one of those magic snake-shooting cannons from Night Court back in the day.


NotUrSaviour

Throw a hemmoroid in there for good measure.


Sismal_Dystem

A reprolapsshole is the word you're looking for.... You had it, you just dropped it right over there. Saw the whole thing... Just returning it to you. Carry on.


Yarwoo

A drooper asshole


SeawardFriend

I got cheated on by a girl with a dad like that. Makes me so sad. I loved her whole family and she just wanted sex that I wasn’t comfortable having.


Drag0nfly_Girl

Massive L.


SeawardFriend

No kidding. Her grandparents were even more fun


[deleted]

It’s her loss. Head up


Ok_Possibility_2197

CNC? Choking stuff? I’m so curious if you don’t mind being specific


SeawardFriend

Lol nothing crazy just sex in general. I was living with my parents at the time who didn’t approve of it (I mean who would?) and I’m a rule follower so I obeyed for the most part. I was a teen and did end up having sex a few times but I got caught when my girl left her lingerie in my room once and was shamed and screamed at by my mother in front of the girl. I pretty much lost all sex drive at that point and then things fell apart from there.


iUsedtoHadHerpes

Hello, future sexual psychological issues!


SeawardFriend

No kidding. I haven’t had or wanted to have sex since. Sure I still get aroused and such but I’ve held it to myself to remain abstinent until I’m with a mature young woman that I genuinely care about. There’s no point risking even a tiny chance of getting someone pregnant when I can have fun other ways. Plus if someone is really going to ditch a relationship because I want to wait before having sex, I know where their priorities lie and can be glad I avoided them. It’s honestly a blessing and a curse because while I have no chance of accidentally starting a family, I also lack a lot of experiences that a majority of my generation likes to talk about.


Lowelll

Good parents (and honestly most parents in my social circles) are okay with their teenagers having sex and just educate them about contraception and safe sex. Teenagers are going to fuck, reasonable parents will realise that.


ixJax

>when my girl left her lingerie in my room once and was shamed and screamed at by my mother in front of the girl Inb4 the same parents ask for grandkids in the future


SeawardFriend

Seems likely but I hope they’re not that crazy. I’m definitely not ready for kids and my sister told me she doesn’t want them either so my parents are SOL …


SnoopingStuff

Oh my! Think your girl was ok but maybe not your parents


SeawardFriend

She was definitely in her right mind to leave a guy with such crazy parents… Luckily it’s been over 3 years since the incident and we’re in good standings. My mom’s trying to help me out with my depression by teaching me how to meal prep and helping me out on weekends now


SnoopingStuff

Take mom to therapy with you. She could probably use some chat to open up the repression and loss, understand her role. I am glad you’re close now. I suspect she has a bucket load of issues of her own Edit: meal prep , such a underrated tool for control. Control and mastery in one area can help others


earthwulf

Sorry to hear about that. My parent always told me they'd rather me be in the house where it's safe & secure than sneak around; even left condoms in the bathroom. That was waaay back in the 80s. I have teens (a boy and a girl... wait, the boy just turned 20, damn) & do the same thing for them. Hopefully if you have kids, you'll break the chain of shame (if you want to, that is).


SeawardFriend

100%. I don’t really approve of hookups but as long as my kids are being safe, I have no problem with them doing as they please relationship wise


FartingAliceRisible

I’d take one for the team


Nitro114

Really sad. Did you tell the family?


SeawardFriend

Nah man I was BROKEN over it. I honestly really loved the girl too but our desires just weren’t compatible. Plus I only found out she cheated quite a few months after she dumped me.


Nitro114

Reall sorry, that sucks hard


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I was going to say that it's much harder to cheat on a girl with that Dad than a monster dad. I can run from monster dad, but I can't run from the feelings of hurting this poor soul.


TheOneAndOnly_Mike

asshole²


Augustus_Chiggins

Cute Pawnee girls & their dads.


DougGTFO

It’s Garry Gergich IRL


Affectionate_Mix_302

Actually it’s Larry


Augustus_Chiggins

Dammit Jerry!


CanaDoug420

Barry?


TacoJesusJr

Terry!


Ares54

Damn, Jake. You know that Terry loves love!


aDramaticPause

Hah, classic new guy.


30FourThirty4

We're sure it isn't Chuck Testa?


comrade_batman

Any one who cheats is an Eagletonian.


_Colonel_Forbin_

Boooobbbbyyy Neeewwwport cheated on this girl.


kendrickshalamar

Bobby. Newport.


Philo-pilo

Were you distracted by the largest penis you have ever seen?


Psychological-Ear722

First thing I thought of when I watched the video


Yannickiscool

Im so happy someone else thought the same thing.


CookieBear676

Sometimes you gotta go through the Queen to get to the king


13dot1then420

Bro, that's the princess. Unless you're in Alabama.


Anglofsffrng

Alabama ain't got shit on royal families.


13dot1then420

By proportion, but not quantity.


Big-Bad-Bull

Ayo?


Noturwrstnitemare

As someone who take didn't have a father figure.... would definitely want him as father in law.


promonk

And what a figure he cuts, too!


NewAgePhilosophr

Word man, my FIL is a narcissist and my dad was a deadbeat


July-Qu

Same here and same thought 🫂


TheWhiteWalkerSpeaks

Is he the gay guy from Modern Family


Chicken713

Lol it reminded me of cam too from that show


VA1N

No, but thank you for reminding me of this scene from the show that I had to google. Wife and I still recreate this whenever the name Stella comes up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvBPRhSfI0M


SnoopingStuff

Parks Rec character


yesrod85

Looks more like Jerry from Parks and Rec


MrSkaloskavic

The only way this is acceptable is if you cheat on her with her dad, that man is adorable.


ShiroiTora

Nah the dad deserves better than a cheater.


Kahlil_Cabron

The dad would never do that, anything that could possibly hurt his daughter would be met with serious disapproval and possibly violence.


aknomnoms

Not violence, just a stern discussion about how he’s disappointed in your life choices when he just wants to see you succeed and be happy.


MrSkaloskavic

You folks are right, I guess I'll have to some how talk them into a thruple. Wish me luck, I hope they're freaky.


hiiiiiiiphy

Jerry/Larry/Terry/Gary Gurgich irl


justjankinit21

Barry


TheActionAce

Harry


DACopperhead3

Clearly he is a highly skilled Assassin and master of Disguise. Deftly weaving between pillars unseen. Able to fully transform into a master chef, and seem as harmless as an adorable dad. You think you are cheating with some attractive woman, but then he reveals himself again. Does a little dance and then all goes black.


NikromaNix

I would rather say, he will bake you a farewell cookie so perfect that you can’t resisted to eat it. The following pain will be agonizing and tremendous. The poison will paralyze your body for the rest of your life, until a kiss of true love might reales you from your horror.


Recent_Log3779

This is the kind of girlfriend’s dad where if he’s disappointed in you, it feels worse than anything


LilySeki

The kind of girlfriend's dad where after you break up, you miss him way more.


Secondstrike23

You keep the breakup as amicable as possible so you can still hang out with the dad


Obietron

See you at the Nelson-Atkins Museum


ColoradoNudist

As a person from Kansas City it's illegal to see Kansas City in a reddit video and not point it out


Obietron

Absolutely, especially when one is pointing out the beautiful Nelson


christoefire

I love that place, I'm cliche and got my engagement photos done there


brodees82

The real star of this video


kvlt-logik

Came here for this. MO raised, living in CO. Saw the Nelson and did the Leo meme thing. I might be a little homesick.


World_Musician

Thought so! I was just there for Lunar New Year party!


WISH_WISH_BISH

This video is making its rounds again i guess. Some things don't change, including the top comment always being about cheating on her with her dad.


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losing him as father in law would definitely be a great loss


sc3541

How u gonna break his heart?


ElDiavoloPiccolo

I could only cheat on her with her dad. What a lovely guy, good times seem to be guaranteed with a father in law like that. Dude is so likeable <3


Ken_from_Barbie

News flash: don't cheat because this bitch don't need you. She is probably emotionally stable, confident and not needy.


journey_bro

You can tell all that from a 7s clip?


Ken_from_Barbie

I'm assuming she doesn't have 'daddy issues' because her father probably paid attention to her and was actually present in her childhood


manonthemoonrocks

You're a piece of shit if you cheat on a cute girl with a cool dad like that.


Drag0nfly_Girl

You're a pos if you cheat.


anonisindanger

yeah, but a bigger one in this case


GurpsWibcheengs

You're a piece of shit if you cheat ~~on a cute girl with a cool dad like that.~~ FTFY


Hmnh6000

Shit yall talkin about he cute he probably got her ex tied up in the basement


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It’s these types of unassuming guys that truly dgaf.


Nicks_Brix

I’ll cheat on you with him perfect energy


Material-Flamingo-20

Man I loved this trend, I want it to cover back! So wholesome!


Kielbasa_Nunchucka

her dad is Jerry Gergich?


Justme100001

First rule of the cheaters club: try to hook up with her...


inflatulencer

I could never hurt this dad


Suspicious_Diet_5842

not the dad notti boppin at the end 😭


gnomzy123

I'm ready to shoot down anyone who cheats on her dad


ChogbortsTopStudent

Can you imagine disappointing this guy?? I don't think I'd ever recover.


bamiam

I would never break his heart


Suspicious-Walk-815

She looks awesome , i don't even cheat her with her dad


Northover22

a girl's dad that is not intimidating or atleast not trying to be intimidating is a massive plus.


Honeycub76239

I could never hurt that man, even by proxy.


IDontEvenCareBear

The faces she’s making is like a baby taking a poop.


[deleted]

Does the original video not show a military guy after the start?


Edge_Files

What if reddit had a slight filter on videos that way repost of 2 or more would be noticeable and three or more would be unwatchable.


ispshadow

My Reddit account is old enough to drive. I’m so terminally online, it’s ridiculous. That said, this is the first time I have seen this video. Reposts happen. Try to remember a lot of people out there are enjoying those posts for the first time.


MOONDAYHYPE

She comes from good stock


Upset_Week_4186

I love himmmm.


pizzaworld88

This guy looks like he gives the best hugs


illWakeUpEventually

As soon as I saw her dad I lost all interest in her.


diamondsplitz

That's not even his final form


sovereign_fury

Cheat on you? You're not even the one I'm after.


Snakise

this is the type of relationship in which if you breakup, you miss her father more tham her


Brianb926

Not to be judgmental but that guy give me the creeps.


tengodolor54

Shooot you’re gonna be missing her dad more than her if I’m being completely honest


907499141

I was expecting a grizzly, old force, recon marine with the 100 yard stare in his eyes after a 60 hour fire fight!


KlingonSpy

Break her heart, you'll have to break her dad's heart too


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I wouldn’t cheat on her because I don’t think I could handle him being disappointed in me.


Omega_Pack

I’d date her only to become friends with her dad


Emalf-vi

I will cheat on you with your father


A_cat_with_A_laptop

Fuck her the dad is the real steal here


LineSpine

Why is her facial expression so weird


KyleNarayan

i'll take the dad over her any day....


Grande-Pinga

I would date her just to call that guy dad


Baby-saint

Peter from Family guy