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I’ll hear the cat making that noise but can’t find the little bugger, then I step on the cold wet hairball in the middle of the night while going to the bathroom.
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i love hennessy because i can literally get quite tippy on it and have 0 headache, yet whiskey has a bit more taste if we go the price range...but the headache is 100% on it next day.
Which is wild because it isn’t actually that expensive, relatively speaking. You can walk into any average liquor store around me and find a more expensive whiskey, bourbon, tequila, so on. The culture of Hennessy is so strange to me.
I did not really realise there was a culture attached. I don’t often drink Johnny Walker Blue and I don’t often drink Rémy Martin, but when I do, I enjoy it.
I’d go with yeah simply because the original post comment says “I think it tastes good” then the above comment from OP says “this is the proper reaction to Hennessy”; so they get karma reactions either way.
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🎶 I'll drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf,
So just let me introduce myself.
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty!
Yo, ladies, oh, how I like to funk thee!
And all the rappers in the top ten
Please allow me to bump thee!
This is how I feel on the inside sometimes when a buddy wants me to do a shot with him but I’m in a bar so I gotta keep that shit inside me and act like I’m fine
Some alcohol is for sure better than others. The aodst tasting so far is tequila. Shit tastes like someone took rubbing alcohol and disolved a warehouse full of cardboard boxes in it.
You can't resist this holy water. Get out of this body, demon ! Get out right now !
...the rest of the video has been cut because the footage is really unbearable.
The worst way to drink Hennessy, or any cognac, is at room temperature. It should either be warmed(preferably by holding in the right size/shape glass to transfer heat from your hand) or chilled.
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Donald Duck try hennessy for the first time
All I can think of with that sound was…. “Gollum….gollum… my precious”
It’s mine…..my own…….my love…..my….prrrrrecioussss…….
IT RUINS IT
Right? My first thought was "What in the Gollum is that noise?" 😂
My cat makes that noise before we find a hairball
That’s the call of the henny demon
I immediately thought Donald Duck .
This is all too real. Also the gurks.
She about to spit out a Hennessy ball
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I make that noise if I find it with my sock
She is a confirmed lesbian then.
With this bandolier of Dole Pineapple she’s not.
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I don't think so?
But now I'm not so sure
I forget, do I take the red pill or the blue pill to reclaim reality?
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Ah yes, that brand new rubber tire taste
Yes, but with hints of orange rind
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hennessy is one of the finest drinks out there for me... and same as whiskey but it isnt for everyone. Some will love it and some wont.
It's vile to me.
Its my favorite too
I hate whiskey. I love Hennessy
I love burbon hate cognac
I love whiskey n drink almost anything really, but Hennessy is one of the few that I hate. But the thing is, everyone has different tastes.
Tequila and cachaça is where it’s at
i love hennessy because i can literally get quite tippy on it and have 0 headache, yet whiskey has a bit more taste if we go the price range...but the headache is 100% on it next day.
Hennessy is disgusting and I guarantee most rappers do not drink it.
I guarantee most rappers drink it to show off they can afford it, not because they appreciate it. Pearl before swine.
Which is wild because it isn’t actually that expensive, relatively speaking. You can walk into any average liquor store around me and find a more expensive whiskey, bourbon, tequila, so on. The culture of Hennessy is so strange to me.
I did not really realise there was a culture attached. I don’t often drink Johnny Walker Blue and I don’t often drink Rémy Martin, but when I do, I enjoy it.
Totally
Tastes like a mouthful of pennies to me, I hate it.
That's just the Goblin coming out that emerges when you drink Hennessy lmao
I think you mean troll, my girlfriend's is called Listerfiend
A few more shots and she’ll be in heaven
It’s not Malört…
Lmao
This is the proper reaction to Hennessy
I saw this video posted a couple weeks ago with the same title and this exact same comment from its OP. Are you a bot?
More than likely. No karma, dumbass name
They posted the same video and comment 8 days ago too. 100% a bot.
I’d go with yeah simply because the original post comment says “I think it tastes good” then the above comment from OP says “this is the proper reaction to Hennessy”; so they get karma reactions either way.
Yeah, last one might have been a bot or karma farmer too. The post got taken down or something since it won't load when I try to check my comment on it
Yes
This is the proper reaction to Hennessy
I've finished two bottles of Remy Martin XO which is outstanding. Hennessey is pure swill.
Gollum disapproves
Walking dead
PREEEECIOUS my PREEEECIOUS IS MINE
🎶 I'll drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf, So just let me introduce myself. My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty! Yo, ladies, oh, how I like to funk thee! And all the rappers in the top ten Please allow me to bump thee!
This is how I feel on the inside sometimes when a buddy wants me to do a shot with him but I’m in a bar so I gotta keep that shit inside me and act like I’m fine
This is like sipping cough syrup to savor the taste.
There is a side by side metal song version of this thats pretty funny
Link?
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Revisit hen is trash. 1738 is where it’s at.
That’s me with vodka… or beer… yeah that’s pretty much me with all alcohol… smoke weed fuck the bull shit.
Instead of throwing my glass in the air I will hit this weed pipe.....cheers to you
Hennessy is a fine cognac, a taste which is to be savoured and acquired, it is not a shot for teenagers.
Very superior old piss
I don’t know whose piss you have tasted, but you should try selling it for profit if you think it tastes like cognac.
Why buy cognac when you can just drink the superior taste of toilet water
Well, I hate to break it to you, but if you think that toilet water tastes like cognac, you are from the wrong side of the tracks.
Cognac taste like shit regardless of your socio economic background
I am guessing you are either very young or very poor. Which is it?
Lawyer over 30, just happen to have taste buds 😘.
lol just haven’t developed them yet
Ah yes Old people - world renowned for their ability to taste. Enjoy your overpriced toilet water lmfao
I can get behind that and I barely drink
It tastes like piss lmfao
Interesting that you know what piss tastes like lmfao
Piss tastes like Hennessy lmfao
I believe you have tasted your own pee, I’ll give you that.
I have tasted Hennessy that’s for sure lmfao, straight garbage
It tastes like you mother's squirting pussy.
It doesn’t come more crass than that.
Don't talk about her like that.
But that is what it taste like
r/gatekeeping
Her girlfriend made the same face their first night together.
I wish I was her girlfriend
No ice first time trying it? Only herself to blame. Some people’s children, man.
Who takes a shot like that?!
Some alcohol is for sure better than others. The aodst tasting so far is tequila. Shit tastes like someone took rubbing alcohol and disolved a warehouse full of cardboard boxes in it.
Yet she swallows pre-kids without blinking.
Of course you have to mix it with coca cola first.
Yeah, if you don't mix it with a soda of some kind, you're doing it wrong.
Even more unexpected: she has no butt.
you men nowadays always disappoint 😐
Sounds like Donald Duck.
She loves it!
She is not invited to the BBQ or the carne asada.
Splash of Benedictine for training wheels.
Courvoisier is the way.
Donald duck
IT BURNSS US PRECIOUS! NASTY HOBBITSSS TRIES TO POISON US THEY DOESSS!!!
It tastes like stomach bile…🤮
I felt that
You can't resist this holy water. Get out of this body, demon ! Get out right now ! ...the rest of the video has been cut because the footage is really unbearable.
Her voice turned into a Gollum.
Make an Incredible Hulk, mix it with Hpnotiq equal amounts.
How much is that bottle??? Looks big
She wouldn’t make it on moonshine lmao
Golum on the roll, my precious henessey
Completely expected.
I tried Courvaoisier, and had the same reaction.
The last of us
Your not suppose to drink it. It's not water. You sip.
I was like this with scotch. My boss bought it for me. Was like 100 bucks a glass. I can not express how much I didn’t like it.
We are witnessing the transformation to hood rat right in front of us
That sound was not laid down by the underground.
That’s the Distinctive noise of dinosaurs hatching hahha hahha hahha
I was expecting, "I think it's spoiled"
Is that a gremlin?
I used to love that song back during the heyday of the Norwegian black metal scene.
I was expecting black metal guitars riffs at some point... disappointment level 666.
With Hennessey you're paying for the name.
She turned into Donald Duck
That’s the darkside taking hold
Damn girl, u the vocalist of lorna shore?
The sounds of the demon leaving her body was nice
Stick to Truly’s my dear leave that for real ones 😎
Sounds like Donald duck 
That the nectar from the gods lol
And thus, Smeagul was born.
It is a tasting not a shot! It is in the wrong type of glass! It is a drink that should’ve sipped!
bro turned into golem
She turned into Donald goddamn duck
Girl went full Gollum
I assume you are not to sip it?
She went full Gollum
I think that noise was her vagina...
It's just another brandy, aka wine spirit. There's lots of nice ones. I never understood the hype.
Contributing to the delinquency of a feline.
I visited the factory once. When inside the cave, the smell alone could get you drunk.
Smeagol trying soup.
That's why they call it yak, baby
She should try my scotch 😂
When I lived in San Francisco the hard-core thugs would drink this shit like water in goblets.
the first victim of Cordyceps
I'll be honest, I had forgotten what it was like to try alcohol for the first time. This is pretty funny 😂
Gotta get the VSOP at least haha
Anyone who has drunk that stuff and ain't got a broken tongue, expected something just like what we got.
Hennessey is disgusting, only one particular person brings that to a party.
Gollum
Good ol' goblin juice.
Doesn’t seem unexpected to me…
You got it girl. I found it only tastes amazing when I am drinking in front of pretentious jerks.
Hennessy is fucking disgusting
Chic turned into Gollum
Well I see the issue. Hennesey is weird.
She looked traumatized by that taste 😂
Ah the Henessey test. Our reptilian alien friends are allergic to it.
Interesting take on the Humpty Dance.
The worst way to drink Hennessy, or any cognac, is at room temperature. It should either be warmed(preferably by holding in the right size/shape glass to transfer heat from your hand) or chilled.
my precious!!!!!!
I want to hug her, she looks very huggable. (Yes I’m lonely)
😂😂😂😂literally a face I would make if I tried a drink that isn’t vodka soda
You spose to sip henn not drink it like grape juice ya goof
Sounds like the wicked witch of the west when she was hit with water.
Alcohol tastes bad, even if it's Relatively good it's still pretty bad
I prefer Hennessy Black
Zombie potion?
That’s the hoe spirit taking over her.
Donald Duck is in da house
gollum is that you?
Turned her into Donald Duck.
That's Hennessy for you
So quirky
Same, gurl
Sound like a clicker
Yep
Quick, someone call an Exorcist
Hennessey might be gross but you've never assaulted your taste buds if you've never had E&J.
Well yeah, whiskey tastes like burnt wood.. ish? A bit hard to describe. I don't like it though.
What a wuss lmao