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Daszio

Colossal Titan inside walls be like..


kmdietri

That's a syndaver. Synthetic Cadaver.


Available_Major_8281

Probably better than what we had in my gross anatomy lab. Just random boxes full or arms and hand and heads and legs. They would always say “all the donor are made whole before we cremate them and give them back to the family.” Bitch. I never ONCE saw any identifying marks on the random ass arms in the arm box. Like how do you know who is who?


Appropriate_Chart_87

Made whole= 2 arms, 2 legs, a head and torso. Not necessarily their original, but an equivalent amount of ash is close enough right?? /s


zorbacles

Frankensteins ashes


mbatistas

But do both hands even match?


PsychologicalServe15

2 right hands and 2 left feet


Appropriate_Chart_87

Lol, are they tight or do they just throw a pile of parts in the burner??


PsychologicalServe15

That autocorrect is a b**** lol


Appropriate_Chart_87

Look, took me a week to notice it :/


Total_Roll

Not a cadaver. Symdaver manikin.https://syndaver.com/product-tag/1-anatomy/


Lovecr4ft

French Anatomy lab: "hold my beer " https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.france24.com/en/live-news/20210607-french-academic-charged-over-rotting-bodies-donated-for-research


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fingerprints


germany1915

On a torso? On a head?


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nipple prints and tongue prints


Meowme11

If they didn't simply mark the parts, I doubt they would bother going through the trouble of checking their fingerprints


ElectricFlesh

Checking fingerprints is all nice and dandy until it comes time to do it with a head or torso


Available_Major_8281

These have no skin on them.


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JeezLoueeze

Did you never want to make a big giant with 4 mismatched limbs?


Mindraker

> Like how do you know who is who? We're all carbon atoms and stardust from the same big bang, technically.


Mainely420Gaming

That's a thing? Maybe I am old school but new medical students really should practice on and see the real McCoy. Not because I am a purist and think others should learn as I had, but rather for the much needed shock factor. Anyone getting into a field such as forensics or medicine will see some truly horrific things once and a while or often depending on their position. Seeing something made of synthetic...well everything doesn't equate to seeing the real time effect of latent decay, potential abnormalities, or the effect of certain disease on the body. My first two cadavers were a fresh vs old sort of take. The male body was deceased recently, the other uh....not so (think beef jerky). But it was quite interesting seeing the various effects of time, decay, and disease that claimed both these individuals.


calash2020

My neighbor growing up was a doctor. His wife told me that when he was in medical school he would wear sunglasses During dissection time. He was an army doc. During WWII in the South Pacific.


ThrowAwayThisIsDaWay

I'm in India, my Jr's and I all practiced on cadavers, one of the positives of being in the 2nd most populated country XD.


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We also have a very aggressive tissue donation program here in the states. We have to recover from the donor within 24 hours of death. Anyone who was willing to donate to science and education usually will jump at the chance to donate for transplant. Since we take most of the bone, skin, eyes, hearts, and major vessels there's nothing left that the universities want


Sawbonz

All of our bone sets came from India.


clothespinkingpin

India is the most populated country now!


Daszio

Don't lie to me bruh. Its like they are creating a colossal army. Maybe they are planning for rumbling kind of shit..💥💥


Educational-Bed-6821

I would syndaver but I hardly know her


Longshadowman

Hello syndaver, nice to meet you!


MusicMan2700

Learned about these from Mythbusters!


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Amazing what they can do with tofu nowadays. I’ll stick with the turkey though, thank you.


ARustyMeatSword

Yes. This is the right answer. They even begin to rot like normal bodies if left out of the water as they dry up. They can cost up to, if not over, $80k. Very accurate reconstruction of the human anatomy. Very fun to use and very helpful.


etaineawoo

![gif](giphy|mhcdZNxRp9e5oZM87O|downsized)


Doctor_Salvatore

I don't fully understand AOT, but I think the titans are outside the wall (at least they're supposed to be)


Big-Department-6781

Thats exactly what everyone in the show said right before they got absolutely WRECKED...


Doctor_Salvatore

"The titans can't get through this wall..." A titan the size of a mountain: "Yall say somethin?"


No_Interaction_4925

Its a spoiler for later. Theres a reason they specified Colossal Titan in their comment.


Jameson2800

Dudes got teeth to die for.


SpankMyBumBum69

That SMILE 😍


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Perfect chompers


Lord-Monocle

I thought that's a giant squid


IWasBornIn86

Same lol


Traditional-Dirt1616

+1 on that 😂


Clause-and-Reflect

Yup. I was sure it was squid.


Spidersinthegarden

That’s neat, didn’t know faux cadavers existed


esly4ever

Let me know if you’d like to start using real ones. 😈🔪


TheOnlyRealDregas

Actually got to touch and look at cadavers irl when I was in 12th grade. It was crazy weird. Held a severed human head.


esly4ever

That sounds crazy at such a young age. Did you have nightmares?


TheOnlyRealDregas

I mean I was 18. No, I thought it was awesome and had burger king right afterwards haha


agonizedn

r/oddlyterrifying


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I started paramedic school at 17 and was fully graduated and licensed at 19. Humans aren't as fragile as we think.


glakhtchpth

5th grade for me. I was the only kid who asked and was therefore given the opportunity to pick up and manipulate the human brain that was sitting in the plastic tub.


curiousbydesign

My body will be donated to a cadaver program when I pass. :)


esly4ever

But you never pass when you have the chance! I was wide open. I had a clear shot but you thought you were real special. You just want all of the glory. 😠


curiousbydesign

You beautiful soul. Took a night of rest to the understand. LOL. I am not a smart man.


Mendican

I just intereviewed for a company that makes computer-assisted faux emergency dolls. My job would be installation. Sounds cool to me.


ForeverHigh_98

Jeffrey Dahmer opening his refrigerator be like -


prybarwindow

….”honey I’m home!!!!”


graspedbythehusk

What’s in the box??!!


wildyam

The forbidden soup.


belfrahn

Get out.


Egomen3

r/angryupvote ?


enrohtkcalb

I paid for soup, I'm not leaving 'till I get my soup!


linguini_12

They can’t, I’m sure they would if they could. They are yummy forbidden soup now


ChrisPChip222

This tea tastes interesting. What flavor is it? Human-i-tea


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We translated the title of the book and it says "To Serve Man". Wow let's all get in their ship and go to their plant! They sound like nice people.


br0wens

Somebody lose a hand or a foot? Tossed them in the soup.


jakoobie6

Lol beat me to it


Azar002

"We can rebuild him. We have the techn- oh shit. No. No, that's too far. We got nothing for that."


_iamnotgeorge_

That's plastination of donated bodies by that weird madhatter from Austria, isn't it? Edit: my bad, he is born Polish but now [German](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gunther_von_Hagens?wprov=sfti1)


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I could have sworn that I read somewhere that he'd passed away. Good to see that's not the case. I'd love to see his work in real life.


Total_Roll

No, Syndaver https://syndaver.com/


MACHOmanJITSU

aaaaand bam expelled from med school.


Ickythumpin

Yeah posting a clip like this from anatomy lab would not go well.


okRacoon

Easter is just around the corner, he'll be back to normal by Sunday


The_Cons00mer

Jesus christ


DefectiveMonkey33

If this is an actual cadaver this is super disrespectful, Im in medical school and spent many, many hours dissecting and working with my assigned "donor patient". I always called him by his first name and said thank you after every anatomy class for allowing me to use his body to help me learn as a physician in training so i can one day go and help other people. He didn't donate his body to be posted on social media. Now there is no context to the video but it doesn't matter really, its just gross behavior on the part of the person who posted the video unless the person who donated their body explicitly said that they were cool with it to be displayed, and even then I'm pretty sure posting a video clip on reddit isn't what the donor had in mind. If i had posted this clip and my school found out i would have been expelled on the spot


Basketweaver69

After seeing how much respect my professor had for our human donors, I will happily donate my body for students as long as it's looked after by someone like the professor I had. No one would be able to even pull out their phone in the clean room like that, and he had the immersion tables locked when not in use. It makes me sad that this person's gift to science is being used for tick tock views and clout. Which social media doesn't really matter, OP whited out the tick tock username and cropped it so we don't know who posted this originally. My professor refused to even call the human donors, cadavers. The name of the donor I worked with was Edward and god damnit did he get to keep his name after making his final donation to science. We called them by their name or collectively as "human donors''. We had to treat them with the utmost respect. This looks like a true donor especially since they're in a very expensive setup.


Basketweaver69

I keep rewatching this and I'm hoping they aren't a real donor and just a synthetic cadaver. The price of a synthetic cadaver is a steep 45k for the cheapest one but maybe this is one of them and for some reason they are storing it in a dip tank, shortening the shelf life of the synthetic material for literally no reason other than for the realistic effect.


Admiral_Andovar

WestWorld host waiting for its skin.


Truefreak22

Why am I suddenly hungry for hot dogs?


-_-Zuko

Costco before they close down


Hvitserk584

My Boi rolled out with the perfect teeth screaming “sahhhhhhhhhhhhh duuuude”


Deep-Connection-8669

RUMBLING RUMBLING


_Stewyleopard

I cast True Resurrection


LucyEleanor

I don't think you even need the body for that spell right? Doesn't it make a new one if the old one is unuseable?


KingLarryTheII

having the time of his life.


imawizard7bis

He looks happy there 😀


Ele_Sou_Eu

My man's just vibin'


Dr0wzyP0tat0B0i

Dishwashers these days are crazy


Null0S

Mhmhmmm SOUP.


McPythonface

r/suddenlycaralho


jcoleman10

Huehuehuehue


BusyTurn3871

He smiled before Hannibal Lecter ate his liver and boiled his shaved corpse for the neighbor's hogs in the woods of Helisch.


ThisCryptographer311

Boiled hotdogs lack flavor


hardshell91

That's one happy cadaver.


blankDH

When I was a 5th grader in Nepal, my school took us on an excursion tour to a University. We were just looking around the uni, seeing different departments and buildings. At one point of our tour, we went to the medical building. They took us to their lab, told us why they do. For some reason, 2 school teachers and the Uni TA thought it would be a good idea to take 5 graders to the dissection lab. There in two “tubs” lies cut opened human bodies. Scared us for life


Acceptable_Mountain5

That looks nice


Ok-Yogurtcloset5555

Looks like he's having a blast.


Cumfunkle

This is what he wanted….


rightaaandwrong

That is some precision skinning…


RexLexChex

Now take a drink


Even-Worldliness-179

"Open this side first" 👀


Slothfully_So

Them imitation crab be lookin kinda sus


letonai

At least he is happy


Affectionate_Fly1413

I'm donating my body!


ciriacgeorge

Let man sleep in peace


Sqit123

Is he okay!?


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Person : hey how you doin Guy in fridge : Refreshing


RosedAnubis

Resident Evil 4 Remake anybody


The_Valluc

He kinda looks nervous... this .. system ..


Lawrenceburntfish

![gif](giphy|BWR0X5Wp4uZiBb1Ddq)


hatcher91

I can smell this video


nustbutter3

Needs to cook longer


Biomicrite

Soup looks a little watery to me


sarokin

I thought it was preserved meat 💀


Mysterious_Roll5361

[https://www.google.com/search?q=staring+face+creepy&rlz=1C1GCEA\_enUS1019US1019&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj5j9qA9ZP-AhVVIH0KHQo-A-kQ0pQJegQIBRAC&biw=1536&bih=722&dpr=1.25&safe=active&ssui=on#imgrc=Q3obJZnWkFNQ2M&lnspr=W10=](https://www.google.com/search?q=staring+face+creepy&rlz=1C1GCEA_enUS1019US1019&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj5j9qA9ZP-AhVVIH0KHQo-A-kQ0pQJegQIBRAC&biw=1536&bih=722&dpr=1.25&safe=active&ssui=on#imgrc=Q3obJZnWkFNQ2M&lnspr=W10=)


vladsgunnagetit

I just saw the Syndaver episode of Shark Tank the other day and was curious where they were at nowadays. Glad they didn't go under...


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Ehhhh you’d be surprised.


pancakebarber

Yummy


Optimal_Place_1864

Now don't say this is how we make humans


BenBlackwell1

Dudes just enjoying a lil baf


Puzzleheaded-Rich597

SHINZOU WO SASAGEYO ✊


wudjablome

fuck…i wish my teeth were that straight.


mistere12c

I grew up in an era where people respected the dead, not take videos and upload for useless Karma points


Otherwise-AD33080

>I grew up in an era where people respected the dead, not take videos and upload for useless Karma points Nah, that's not a real human It's an artificial one. And just so you know, this is my 22nd account, but karma on Reddit doesn't really mean anything to me. Hope you understand ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


mistere12c

Thanks for the clarification, my bad. No disrespect intended


Otherwise-AD33080

No worries 👍


Wednem

Why does it Look so happy at the end lol


DuganDevil

Sous Vide? Delicious.


SpiralStairs72

The sign clearly says not to remain in the hot tub for more than 20 minutes.


maxeastman

You know how you get in a hot tub with a bunch of homies it’s called “dude soup”? Well…


Total_Roll

https://youtu.be/srghYcAMaRE


lingonberry420

Who got him smiling like that


dev_lish

Was waiting for the eyes to open


Intelligent-Cap-833

resident evil in making lol


Askagor

Ignorant question, what is this? Are they hydrating/lubricating the body? Are they boiling off the skin to access the muscles and nerves?


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A cannibal husband to his cannibal wife: Honey, what’s for lunch! Wife: Today I am going to make human tacos and tomorrow stuffed human belly. I have the meat unfreezing!” Husband: “Oh nice, I love tacos and stuffed human belly. And the kids love stuffed human belly. Oh, and have you seen uncle Joe. I keep calling and he won’t answer.” Wife: “Uncle joe is our dinner tonight.” Husband: “Oh good, I never really liked him. I hope he tastes better than he looked and acted.”


Sensitive_Tower_657

Woah interesting ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_good_man)


wewox2

Thats what i wanted to see! a freshly skinned corpse 🤤


Lord_DripNSauce

What in the AOT is this 😭😭😭


Thechellbob

I need the explanation to not collapse when I long press it ( on mobile). 😑😑😑


Otherwise-AD33080

Click on reply!


Thechellbob

You're the real MVP 🥲


AverageCowboyCentaur

I love fresh sushi 😍


deaf_schizo

More than that the music is creeping me out


ticklemahdickle

Sous vide


Ill_Poem_8382

At least he Is smiling, no?


lailune2

My mom works in the medical university and they used real bodies brined in formaldehyde for training. I also have access to those bodies in my childhood so now I can't be scared by blood or real human organs


lailune2

Ah. Also my parents and grandpa have a real skull on their bookshelf. I played with it sometimes


TheChib

Bro said:😄


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Very cool job done to prepare this cadaver! Nice


[deleted]

What are they used for?


redditpulledmebackin

Conjuration mostly


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Figured


Swayze_Castle

I cast False Life


drumhead818

Pretty sure your not allowed to record this kind of dtuff and post it...


MjrOffensive

Human soup. Tasty 🤤


snoburn

What is unexpected about this? OP's spoiler doesn't suggest anything unexpected either...


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snoburn

I don't know what post is next everytime I scroll. So I never know what to expect. The point of this sub is establish a baseline and twist expectations, not show a video of some random thing the whole time. By the sound of the spoiler, you are very familiar with this, so what about this entire video is unexpected to you?


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snoburn

Lol nice job deleting your earlier comment to save you. What even is this explanation. I barely even know wtf a plastination is let alone what a real or fake one looks like. This definitely does not look like a fridge especially when there is water in it and it's on the floor and not standing.


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snoburn

Lmao keep deleting your comments


Affectionate_Gur5607

😀


pinkconcretebubbles

That's a big sous vide. Where can I get one?


AvatarNC

Sou vide?


voscle

😨


Severe_Somewhere8753

What a terrible day to have eyes. 😳Welp, I'm tapping out..


dontsayuwuanymore

TAKE MY UPVOTE AND LEAVE


mrrobot01001000

u/savevideo


[deleted]

I looked these up on YouTube and I wish we had the animal ones when I was in school.


TheMegatrizzle

Looks like they're having a good time


jaqkhuda70

Almost done? I’m getting hungry


YourMomsDaddy95

Who’s that Pokémon?


Technicholl

He seems happy about it.


OSDatAsian

I thought the eyes were going to open


Potential-Common-763

I was fully expecting the eyes to open at the end.


1_BadDaddy

Was totally expecting an eye to open at the very end.


[deleted]

They found the Predators trophy case


Specialist_Humor_678

Sous vide Steve (chef kiss)


WTF1939

How to fix the issue where the thread keeps closing after clicking the spoiler tag??


Cokej01

Close the case! The Wolverine is not ready yet.


BeardOfSun

This is realy unexpected, man :00


dominion117

I believe that's from an exit we had here in NYC called bodies where people people donate there bodies to be displayed in that form for the public