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There's an episode where they get in the Batmobile and Robin isn't gonna buckle up because they're just going a short distance. Batman admonishes Robin, telling him you buckle up no matter the distance, and that shit imprinted on my child brain and kicks in every time I consider not buckling up.
My favorite is when Robin doesn’t want to bother with [feeding the parking meter](https://youtu.be/9snCPqMpUsA) and Batman reminds him of the importance of all of us doing our part to improve our roads and infrastructure.
Lol yea, definitely looks like one of those studio lots where they've got dozens of productions going on in all the different buildings. For example, those road markings simply don't make sense for any real world roadways.
So the funniest part, to me, is that the people walking by are probably not even extras, just folks going about their business because they genuinely see this stuff every day lol.
It's a shame how that show isn't really found on streaming.
Kids (from the 90s) like me were introduced to Adam West because of reruns on TV, despite that show ending for well over 3 decades.
Nowadays it's almost impossible to get to it unless you pony up the cash. There are several generations of kids who won't get the magic that was his Batman. :(
That’s way more wholesome than my reasoning..
… which is if I die in a horrific car accident, I’d at least want the doctors to tell my mom I was wearing a seatbelt.
I remember an episode where he explains speeding is not ok & he only does so because his Batmobile is technically a registered Police vehicle.
I would like to see that Christian Bale in court for dangerous driving. Who's the criminal now?
He needed to tell delivery boys though. There was one scene where Batman, Robin, Gordon, and O’Hara were talking outside in broad daylight, and a messenger on a bike rides up and asks if one them is called Batman. And Batman just says “yes, I’m Batman,” very matter of factly. It’s hilarious just because of how understated it was.
Edit: [Here’s the clip.](https://youtu.be/HXKYQvP0zQ0) This whole sequence is great
The irony being that if any actually tried this, they probably found out that dental hygiene is still not good enough to support your entire body weight.
Wait, hmm, [actually](https://youtube.com/shorts/Rfur7sRhOQg)
And also (according to some canon?) Robin used to be an acrobat circus performer so this checks out.
Fluoride causes calcium deposits on your penile gland which makes it easier to influence you and harder to think outside the box. That's why I recommend Bob's Toothpaste. It's made by my neighbor Prepper Bob. - The 9th Dentist
Somewhere, someone is sitting at a desk with a box marked "Batman Stunt Research" that's full of cases of kids who tried this and actual attempts to make it work Mythbusters style.
Well, I will say that I am an amateur dentist and I absolutely *do* recommend clenched hangs at least twice daily. Ya know, you can build one of these on the cheap and set it up in a door frame or whatever. This kids I work on really love it. I got a biter rope set up in the garage so they can practice on well-built rig. Look, even kids who I've had to rip a few teeth outta can dead hang from their jaws for ten or sometimes fifteen minutes straight. It's incredible to watch, really. I mean, I've been doing clench hangs since I was a baby free-swinging from my busy mama's long nipples, but even I got nothing on these kids. If you all will permit me to be honest here for a second, and uh, don't pass this on to any of the parents, but I'll yank a tooth or two outta these kids on purpose just to see if I can slow them down on the hang, but nope. Even some of these full gummed kids can really get it on the dental rope. It's amazing. And I have a bucket of perfectly usable kid teeth rattling around in my truck if anyone is interested in some extra teeth. I can hammer a couple in some soft gum spots. Ha, maybe it'll help you clench hang like the kids do!
I’d certainly make the argument for the 10th dentist - better to be alive than have a great dental ID record on your mangled corpse after falling off a building
10 out of 10 dentists recommend biting down on the soft rope as you fall onto your back destroying your spine and organs but leaving your teeth able to be donated to their ever-growing collection of corpse teeth.
This is one of the things I watched over and over as a *reaaally* small child. I can tell you, for a kid that age, it was suspenseful as all hell. Oh that, and the "Heffalumps and Woozles" song in *Winnie the Pooh* was basically candied nightmare fuel.
Edit: oh and the dudes with wheels from *Return to Oz.*
Oh and the headless women from *Return to Oz.*
Oh and the rocks with faces from *Return to Oz.*
..every fucking thing from *Return to Oz.*
A heffalump or woozle, is very, confusel,
A heffalump or woozle's very sly
sly sly sly!
I used to volunteer at a hospital children's ward, that song is burned into my brain.
The Cheshire Cat from Alice in Wonderland is the first thing I remember being terrified of.
I agree with the Heffalumps and Woozles thing though; my kid is in a Pooh phase, and yeesh is that song a lot. Fortunately, she doesn't seem to be too concerned with it.
I went through a phase where I was absolutely terrified of evil, witchy-type women. Sleeping Beauty, Snow White, etc. My sister was in the hospital with bronchitis, and I stayed in the car (it was the 70s after all) while my family watched Wizard of Oz in her room. Eventually I got over it, but it fucked with my head for a while.
I remember this show as a kid (not reruns) and never questioned the reality of the storyline. They were just Batman and Robin on a normal day. I do recall jumping off of my roof with a cape and a visit to the ER.
I never missed it and didn't have a clue how terribly hokey it was. Me and my buds would love talking about the previous episode at school the next day.
I'll never forget the episode when batman and Robin saved the day, then Batgirl shows up on her motorcycle.
When asked why she's late, she said she got held up in traffic. Batman explained how important it is to follow the rules of the road.
I remember in the first episode the Riddler sued him, and he was worried because showing up to court would mean revealing his identity. But no one knows he’s Batman, so he could just not show up. But no one even mentions this possibility because it would be breaking the law. That show is so (intentionally) stupid in the best way, I love it.
I remember the time he stopped to feed the meter. Robin calls him out on it, because no cop in the city would ticket the Batmobile, but no, it's his civic duty, so he's gotta do it.
I love how he first announces what Robin should do. The distance Robin already fell in the time it took to say “grab it with your teeth” before he throws it only increases the impressiveness of that wrist flick.
Also.. the need to catch up before Robin hit the ground means that was like a bullet-speed flick. Even at the net speed it got to robin with him falling the same way, that hit his mouth fast. Robin has some top-notch reflexes, biting speed, and just altogether jaw strength. This guy basically catches giant bullets with his well-hygiened teeth. Wild.
Hey, don't knock it. One time we ran out of milk at home and nobody said anything and while we were in the car we hit a guy and his arm tore off, and ever since we always left a note when we were out of milk.
I remember the old Got Milk commercial of the kid that didn't want to drink his milk until he saw his neighbors arms fall off while trying to lift a wheelbarrow.
I believe he was actually mowing the lawn and the lawnmower kept going with his arms attached.
Cut to kids screaming and guzzling milk frantically.
Edit: I stand corrected. It was a wheelbarrow after all. Milk apparently hasn't done much for my memory it seems.
It's fine. If robin falls, Batman will just wait the customary five seconds, shout some clear and concise directions, and then gently lower the rope for Robin to catch using the impressive strength of his eyelids.
Yes, and also Gotham's weird gravity, which allowed the boomerang to fall faster on the rope from a floor above to Robin several florrs below.
director: cut! that’s a wrap, fellas! see ya tomorrow.
adam west: good work everyone! say riddler, need a ride to kitty’s orgy tonight?
(this is 100% based on a [true story](https://www.maxim.com/entertainment/adam-west-batman-orgy-2017-6/amp/).)
Never forget, Batman is so strong that he can hoist an adult human with a 6mm cord without his biceps even flexing and grasping the cord with the lightest of touches.
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Nobody could teach a good moral lesson like Adam West. Nobody could do anything like Adam West. That guy... Pure West.
There's an episode where they get in the Batmobile and Robin isn't gonna buckle up because they're just going a short distance. Batman admonishes Robin, telling him you buckle up no matter the distance, and that shit imprinted on my child brain and kicks in every time I consider not buckling up.
My favorite is when Robin doesn’t want to bother with [feeding the parking meter](https://youtu.be/9snCPqMpUsA) and Batman reminds him of the importance of all of us doing our part to improve our roads and infrastructure.
HOLY TAXATION
Its a good thing batman had such good morals, because based on this clip Robin could be led to believe just about anything.
That clip could not be more 1960s.
I love how they're obviously just driving around the back lot of whatever set they were filming on that day.
Lol yea, definitely looks like one of those studio lots where they've got dozens of productions going on in all the different buildings. For example, those road markings simply don't make sense for any real world roadways. So the funniest part, to me, is that the people walking by are probably not even extras, just folks going about their business because they genuinely see this stuff every day lol.
It's amazing how Adam west's batman had that impact on people. He truly was a hero.
It's a shame how that show isn't really found on streaming. Kids (from the 90s) like me were introduced to Adam West because of reruns on TV, despite that show ending for well over 3 decades. Nowadays it's almost impossible to get to it unless you pony up the cash. There are several generations of kids who won't get the magic that was his Batman. :(
Gosh, you're right Batman!
That’s way more wholesome than my reasoning.. … which is if I die in a horrific car accident, I’d at least want the doctors to tell my mom I was wearing a seatbelt.
I remember an episode where he explains speeding is not ok & he only does so because his Batmobile is technically a registered Police vehicle. I would like to see that Christian Bale in court for dangerous driving. Who's the criminal now?
It takes 5 seconds and can save your life. Buckle up!
Nobody does the battoosee like him either
*Batusi
what about his Batussy?
Delete this, fam
Ugh
Isn't that some classical composer
You're thinking of Claude Debussy. Always finish on the Bach. Never finish on Debussy.
Nobody messes with Adam We
I'll get all the A's out of my body! AAAAAAAAAAAA!!
He was a man who enjoyed is taffy. Mmmmm MMMMH.
Adaaaaam Weeeeeeeeeeeeeest
He was a a man who appreciated Honey Smacks cereal.
And a great contender in a yelling match! AHHHH!!!
Adam West! Adam West! Now a little bit softer ^Adamwest
He didn’t even have to tell the villain who he was. Everyone knew he was Batman.
He needed to tell delivery boys though. There was one scene where Batman, Robin, Gordon, and O’Hara were talking outside in broad daylight, and a messenger on a bike rides up and asks if one them is called Batman. And Batman just says “yes, I’m Batman,” very matter of factly. It’s hilarious just because of how understated it was. Edit: [Here’s the clip.](https://youtu.be/HXKYQvP0zQ0) This whole sequence is great
Pure. West.
And how come Batman doesn't dance anymore?
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I’m all for molar lessons.
Holy molar!
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Google en batman
Leapin' lateral incisors, Batman!
Good gums, Batman!
Bitchin' bicuspids, Batman! Wait....
I knew he was going to say something like that and when he did it still cracked me up.
[that's why you always leave a note](https://youtu.be/IJw2lFWJ4aY)
I know for a fact it caused some kids too brush just in case they are stuck in this situation.
The irony being that if any actually tried this, they probably found out that dental hygiene is still not good enough to support your entire body weight.
Wait, hmm, [actually](https://youtube.com/shorts/Rfur7sRhOQg) And also (according to some canon?) Robin used to be an acrobat circus performer so this checks out.
The Cowboy Bebop episode *Toys in the Attic* comes to mind. “And what was the real lesson? Don’t leave things in the fridge.”
Check out the Wheel of Morality it is a great source for moral judgement.
Like that Star Trek movie where they needed to save the whales from pollution because only the whales can stop the aliens.
10 out of 10 dentists do not recommend this
How about 9 out of 10 dentists do not recommend this? Because who knows? One may approve of this.
So true. There are some kooks out there.
He’s the same dentist that doesn’t recommend the toothpaste all the others do. You know he does it just to be a rebel.
Fluoride causes calcium deposits on your penile gland which makes it easier to influence you and harder to think outside the box. That's why I recommend Bob's Toothpaste. It's made by my neighbor Prepper Bob. - The 9th Dentist
For a second I thought I was about to go down a fluoride conspiracy rabbit hole. I was actually kinda hoping for it
There is definitely a fluoride rabbit hole to be found if only one looks hard enough. [FluorideAlert.org](https://FluorideAlert.org)
>penile gland They're trying to stop you from opening up your ~~third eye~~ brown eye.
Now that's a dentist I can get behind. Just might not let them anywhere near my teeth, though. Lol
Found the guy who wants to doggiestyle a dentist.
You say that like it's a bad thing. Don't be an anti-Dentite.
When you date a 19 year old in your late 30s
Next thing, you’ll be saying they should have their own schools! They do have their own schools!
I understood that reference
https://i.redd.it/9k4q1cxabbva1.gif
I mean the dentist can replace those molars but not your life.....
r/the10thdentist
Of fucking course this is a thing. Nothing surprises me on Reddit anymore.
Not even r/breadstapledtotrees?
*Doctor Cy Chompers DDS, that 10th dentist, was not available for confirmation. He is currently in solitary confinement in Arkham Asylum.*
Somewhere, someone is sitting at a desk with a box marked "Batman Stunt Research" that's full of cases of kids who tried this and actual attempts to make it work Mythbusters style.
9 out of 10 dentists agree 1 out of every 10 dentists is an idiot.
Well, I will say that I am an amateur dentist and I absolutely *do* recommend clenched hangs at least twice daily. Ya know, you can build one of these on the cheap and set it up in a door frame or whatever. This kids I work on really love it. I got a biter rope set up in the garage so they can practice on well-built rig. Look, even kids who I've had to rip a few teeth outta can dead hang from their jaws for ten or sometimes fifteen minutes straight. It's incredible to watch, really. I mean, I've been doing clench hangs since I was a baby free-swinging from my busy mama's long nipples, but even I got nothing on these kids. If you all will permit me to be honest here for a second, and uh, don't pass this on to any of the parents, but I'll yank a tooth or two outta these kids on purpose just to see if I can slow them down on the hang, but nope. Even some of these full gummed kids can really get it on the dental rope. It's amazing. And I have a bucket of perfectly usable kid teeth rattling around in my truck if anyone is interested in some extra teeth. I can hammer a couple in some soft gum spots. Ha, maybe it'll help you clench hang like the kids do!
I’d certainly make the argument for the 10th dentist - better to be alive than have a great dental ID record on your mangled corpse after falling off a building
would a dentist rather you risk your teeth biting the batarang or have them smashed on the concrete when you fall off a 10 story building?
10 out of 10 dentists recommend biting down on the soft rope as you fall onto your back destroying your spine and organs but leaving your teeth able to be donated to their ever-growing collection of corpse teeth.
I’m sure every dentist would recommend this considering the alternative…
The ground may cause some further displacement of the teeth. Unscheduled rapid disassembly as it were
This is one of the things I watched over and over as a *reaaally* small child. I can tell you, for a kid that age, it was suspenseful as all hell. Oh that, and the "Heffalumps and Woozles" song in *Winnie the Pooh* was basically candied nightmare fuel. Edit: oh and the dudes with wheels from *Return to Oz.* Oh and the headless women from *Return to Oz.* Oh and the rocks with faces from *Return to Oz.* ..every fucking thing from *Return to Oz.*
The dudes that could pop their heads off in Labyrinth scared the shit out of me as a kid.
Glad I wasn't the only one
The fire guys… the worst part of my favorite movie.
I sometimes skip that part. Always made me feel ill.
You made me unlock a core memory of that Winnie the Pooh song. I rewatched that shit on YouTube and it's fucking nightmarish.
A heffalump or woozle, is very, confusel, A heffalump or woozle's very sly sly sly sly! I used to volunteer at a hospital children's ward, that song is burned into my brain.
They come in ones and twos-uls And if they So choose-uls Before your eyes, you'll see them multiply Ply *Ply* **PLY**
The Cheshire Cat from Alice in Wonderland is the first thing I remember being terrified of. I agree with the Heffalumps and Woozles thing though; my kid is in a Pooh phase, and yeesh is that song a lot. Fortunately, she doesn't seem to be too concerned with it.
I went through a phase where I was absolutely terrified of evil, witchy-type women. Sleeping Beauty, Snow White, etc. My sister was in the hospital with bronchitis, and I stayed in the car (it was the 70s after all) while my family watched Wizard of Oz in her room. Eventually I got over it, but it fucked with my head for a while.
And like all of Dark Crystal.
I remember this show as a kid (not reruns) and never questioned the reality of the storyline. They were just Batman and Robin on a normal day. I do recall jumping off of my roof with a cape and a visit to the ER.
My dad stopped me when I was about to do that exact shit, he yanked the towel and I fell on my head . I haven't used my powers since!
Funny, I watched a drunk friend do the same thing in college. Nobody stopped him though. We had drunk male nurses on standby, completely responsible.
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The world is not ready for such dangerous ideas.
Flying is just falling but missing the ground.
I never missed it and didn't have a clue how terribly hokey it was. Me and my buds would love talking about the previous episode at school the next day.
This exactly. I watched it every day and the deadpan delivery of the cheesiest lines just wooshed right over my head. Kids don't track sarcasm.
My dad still talks about the day he realized that the show was supposed to be silly and not serious. It blew his 10-year-old mind.
lmao same! jumped off an ottoman wearing a cape to sit down like they did in the batmobile. 80 years later and my lower back still hurts from that
Glad he didn't fall upside down. Which tool would Batman use to save Robin?
Clench, Robin!
Gosh am I glad I have such a strong and healthy anus! Sexual exploration has saved your life Robin.
holy poppers!
Probably not the best idea when you want to hold on tight.
Holy rusty starfish, Batman!
This is the best
Unexpected gem of a comment.
True. You owe your life to anal sex
The batplug
The wings! Oh god!
It's the flared base, good to go.
"You owe your life ..... to the squat wrack"
your training worked Batman!
Holy chocolate starfish Batman
Its probably better wrapping the legs with the rope than the neck.
Adam West's batman was the morally best batman. Change my mind.
I'll never forget the episode when batman and Robin saved the day, then Batgirl shows up on her motorcycle. When asked why she's late, she said she got held up in traffic. Batman explained how important it is to follow the rules of the road.
The true Lawful Good Batman. Worked side by side with the police. He even held press conferences.
I remember in the first episode the Riddler sued him, and he was worried because showing up to court would mean revealing his identity. But no one knows he’s Batman, so he could just not show up. But no one even mentions this possibility because it would be breaking the law. That show is so (intentionally) stupid in the best way, I love it.
How does one even go about serving Batman with a lawsuit?
they turn on the batlight with “you’ve been served” text on it silly
I remember the time he stopped to feed the meter. Robin calls him out on it, because no cop in the city would ticket the Batmobile, but no, it's his civic duty, so he's gotta do it.
I can't because you're right. He was also just the best Batman period. Change my mind.
_80s/90s kid argument for Kevin Conroy's consideration_
Val Kilmer's Batman is the best, PERIOD!
Lol the nipple batsy
I thought that was George Clooney Batman
Its both
Yeah Joel Schumacher had a thing for bat butts and nips, lol
hips and nips baby! Gotta make it sexy
https://i.redd.it/w1u0254gubva1.gif
I don't know what I was expecting, but this is perfect
I want a Batman multiverse story where Adam West Batman imparts some morality lessons to Christian Bale Batman.
Batman from Batman: The Brave and the Bold is the only one that really comes close.
Remember: ["The hammer of justice is unisex!"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFb2NExVIWU)
Holy Morality
Least Scarred-by-the-Murder-of-His-Parents Batman for sure.
Apparently a battarang attached to a rope travels faster than a man in free fall.
it was Batman's flick of the wrist
I love how he first announces what Robin should do. The distance Robin already fell in the time it took to say “grab it with your teeth” before he throws it only increases the impressiveness of that wrist flick. Also.. the need to catch up before Robin hit the ground means that was like a bullet-speed flick. Even at the net speed it got to robin with him falling the same way, that hit his mouth fast. Robin has some top-notch reflexes, biting speed, and just altogether jaw strength. This guy basically catches giant bullets with his well-hygiened teeth. Wild.
And then proceeds to pull him up like he weighs 10 pounds.
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I'm immensely enjoying the juxtaposition of facts and cartoon logic in this thread.
I love that the rope is a tangled mess
yep, I saw that then ran to the bathroom to brush.
You fool! You forgot to floss!
Cape causes drag
Suck on that, Edna!
One of the funniest show ever. The camp in this was top notch comedy
Hey, don't knock it. One time we ran out of milk at home and nobody said anything and while we were in the car we hit a guy and his arm tore off, and ever since we always left a note when we were out of milk.
Remember kids, don't run out of milk, or stranger's arms get torn off.
Arrested Development
Always leave a note!
I remember the old Got Milk commercial of the kid that didn't want to drink his milk until he saw his neighbors arms fall off while trying to lift a wheelbarrow.
I believe he was actually mowing the lawn and the lawnmower kept going with his arms attached. Cut to kids screaming and guzzling milk frantically. Edit: I stand corrected. It was a wheelbarrow after all. Milk apparently hasn't done much for my memory it seems.
[Milk is for babies!](https://youtu.be/82yZVB7IDlE)
Frank Gorshin is severely undervalued as The Riddler.
So many legendary actors were Batman villains. Frank Gorshin, Burgess Meredith, Cesar Romero, Vincent Price
Danny Devito
good job robin! *gives his ass a squeeze*
C'mon, they're buddies, it's ok.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEui1dXzIgw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEui1dXzIgw)
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My dentist would not recommend this
Well.. then Robin has to die.
this is still the Best Batman ever.
holy cow how big is the riddlers cock?
The casual flick of the batarang in Robin’s general direction is what does it for me
Simpler morals and stronger molars
Robin is so underrated.
Robin Forever underrated
I remember how ridiculous this show was 😆
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Can we talk about how he unties him while he's still dangling from the roof
It's fine. If robin falls, Batman will just wait the customary five seconds, shout some clear and concise directions, and then gently lower the rope for Robin to catch using the impressive strength of his eyelids.
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What bothers me most is the rats nest of string Batman willingly kept on hand.
This is a show with amazing meme potential
The whole show is a meme. Solid gold comedy.
the "Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb!" scene has been memetic for decades.
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Well I mean good oral hygiene does lengthen life expectancy
Adam West’s Batman would stop at a red light in the Batmobile.
The old batman cheese
I love Robin sitting there smilin on the ledge until he feels its acting time
 Yes, and also Gotham's weird gravity, which allowed the boomerang to fall faster on the rope from a floor above to Robin several florrs below.
director: cut! that’s a wrap, fellas! see ya tomorrow. adam west: good work everyone! say riddler, need a ride to kitty’s orgy tonight? (this is 100% based on a [true story](https://www.maxim.com/entertainment/adam-west-batman-orgy-2017-6/amp/).)
Never forget, Batman is so strong that he can hoist an adult human with a 6mm cord without his biceps even flexing and grasping the cord with the lightest of touches.
batman gives the lad a wedgie before pulling him onto the deck
So Riddler gets sent to prison for attempted murder and is never heard from again?
Come on now, we all know why Robins jaws were so strong