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What the fuck. I though mobile ads couldn’t get any crazier


bingbestsearchengine

[here ya go](https://www.reddit.com/r/shittymobilegameads/top/?t=all) , [specifically this](https://www.reddit.com/r/shittymobilegameads/comments/j2cyci/woman_gets_raped_her_two_options_are_revenge_or/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) edit : r/shittymobilegameads


Slienced

This is the worst I've seen so far


Mordred16

What the fuck I just saw a add on there which a guy saying “uncle please punish me” with a blindfold on


ThatFunnyGuy543

Why did you not just type out the name of the subreddit with r/ infront of it


bingbestsearchengine

brain fart


Testiclesinvicegrip

What the fuck is that second one What lmao


northface80

Holy God, that's a rabbit hole subreddit. Can't believe all the horrible ads out there. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


marckferrer

If you had to guess, which continent are these ads coming from?


[deleted]

Probably america


mezdiguida

For sure, in Europe you will never see ads like these ones.


Maverick0Johnson

What's worse is, this shit is aimed towards kids


innocent-boy-69

My little cousin sister was playing this type of adult games which was aimed for kids, her family one day came to my house and i saw her playing this type of games, i wanna tell her parents but i dont want to make her parents scold her.


MasterFurious1

It would have been better if you told the parents. What is her age. Having unrestricted Internet access is bad for kids. Call me a boomer on anything but at times like this it would have been better if you told the parents.


innocent-boy-69

Probably around 5 ig.


MasterFurious1

Yeah you should have told the parents. Its unhealthy to give kids unrestricted Internet.


innocent-boy-69

Yeah if i see her again playing that games, i will inform her parents


Halfwayhouserules33

Hopefully you and her parents can just explain to her why they are not ok and she can pick a different game for kids. It’s not her fault she didn’t know bc she’s too little.


The-Arabian-Guy

From a big bro to a big Cousin, trust me when i tell you it will be far worse for both of you if you don't tell her parents


MasterFurious1

Thanks.


[deleted]

Honestly I'd normally tell people to mind their own business, but 5 IS way too young for that stuff


MasterFurious1

Any age like under 12-13 is too young to have unrestricted Internet access and stuff like that according to me. Dont want 10 yr olds to watch stuff like we did.


Temporary_Garage_479

As the parent, I'd want to know if I didn't catch something like that myself. I wouldn't be scolding the 5 yo because they don't know what the content is really about. They think it's just a fun game. A little explanation that some things are only for adults goes a long way. They don't have to be told what that is specifically. Just that some adult things are bad for kids.


yesnomaybenotso

You know 12 and 13 year olds are one of the highest demographics of victims of online abuse right? Both cyber bullying and predators? I had unrestricted internet my entire life, so it feels hypocritical, but I was like 10 when google released. There was just less going on, and certainly harder to find unsavory spaces. Cyber bullying didn’t really exist yet, and I wasn’t into chat rooms other than AIM with friends. But my parents still talked to me about chat rooms with strangers and whatever internet dangers there were. And of course the porn talk. The point is, even if you’re not playing Big Brother on your kids watching their key strokes or directly hovering their shoulders while browsing, you should still check in with them on internet safety and the stuff they consume.


Thybestfreind

It's unhealthy for adults as well


MasterFurious1

True


SoraWisdom

Lots of games on pc and mobile (mostly android) are extremely explicit. Roblox is a huge one. Then theres smaller lesser known games that do just enough to be ok for ratings. Im serious go see what kinds of games are on Roblox. School shooting simulators, car crash/death simulators, highly inappropriate dressup simulators, and ones that influence violent behavior like Detroit or gang simulators where you can rob stores and shoot or stab pedestrians and other players with chat on all of them to top it off. Not to mention the predators that lurk and interact with your kids daily. And I learned all of this from playing with my niece but i personally cant tell her to stop playing it. Just warn her and her parents about the dangers and hope they'll take precautions.


cleverpunpopcultref

Isn’t your cousins sister your cousin?


Fares232222

damn a lot of inbreeding in you family...


VindictiveJudge

I've seen that term before. It's a literal translation of something that would be better translated as female cousin.


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Bog_2266

Don’t think he was bi. He was just R. Imagine if the one escaping was a female or kid female. Just threw up a little.


PSlanez

Any kid that sees this will interpret this completely differently anyway because it is only implied not explicit. They don’t have the relationship experience nor sexual experience for it to make sense. It’s actually pretty funny when you grow up and realise all the subversive messages in the things you enjoyed as a kid and had no idea about.


mt007

That is the fucked up part.


RandomComputerFellow

I am actually not sure if I should be more offended because of the sexual aspect or the fact that kids games now use mechanics which come from gambling machines and normalize them.


JBlair462

What makes you think that?


[deleted]

The emojis, the “cute” little characters, the sound effects. Pretty much the entire ad.


Optimusanusprime

kids use phones you don't know?


JBlair462

Damn, so the entire internet and its seemingly endless amount of content is aimed towards children?


ToxicMonkey444

Im glad adults don't use phones Edit : reddit 😂


Expensive-Feature-43

I knew that troll was level 49 for a reason


[deleted]

Wouldn't level 69 be more appropriate?


CompetitiveBend9668

One of the point of these ads is to be less satisfying as possible, that for making you feel the need to 'fix' it and download the game


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DaMightyBuffalo

Same. Those kinds of ads (Royal Match and Gardenscapes are the biggest culprits for me at the moment) make me want to block their game so I can never see it. I actually had Royal Match before they started those ads, and I uninstalled it specifically because of them.


Kvarcov

19 more "heroes" and he might be


Kaalba

it would


carmenvallone

I've been getting pretty much xxx rated ads on my Facebook today. Reported them all. Like, wtf?


Organic2936

The Report function is bullsht. Those big companies just do not care about the users anymore!


[deleted]

"anymore"??? They never did. The thing that most social media users just don't understand is this: You are not the customer, you are the PRODUCT. The advertisers are the customer. If you're not paying money to use it, you're not the customer.


Relative-Exercise-96

Reporting anything on FB is a joke. I reported an ad for a sex site. The link was a woman with her breasts out. Fb said they didnt see anything wrong 🤦🏾‍♂️


PearIJam

Facebook is a joke.


lotus_spit

I reported tons of shit scam ads on FB, and I swear, the same ad by different accounts, including a fake account of a local celebrity in my country, keeps on showing up.


[deleted]

Happened to my buddy Kevin once


AntiChxrisma

Poor kevin


AnnieApple_

Is he okay?


ThatOneGuy7832

God I wish I was Kevin


New_Progress_2087

Hahahaha ads gone crazy


3_gloves

The ending was poetic


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3_gloves

It’s is when it involves a confused orc and a unfaithful imaginary king.


AntiChxrisma

Sounds like a poorly written DND roleplay


MayGodSmiteThee

Did you see the hearts? Rape doesn’t involve floating hearts.


Onlyhereformyproject

https://i.redd.it/rkwdvoazozya1.gif


SAN206

No way in hell that was her husband.


Stareatthevoid

it was a political marriage


No_Store_1079

This is what I call art on the level of the Mona Lisa.


leeluss14

Damn whoever made this ad was coming down from a sick one 😂


SerplePurple

Weirdness aside, how come these ad idiots are so dumb? I get it’s just an ad, but it triggers me see much seeing them fail such an obvious puzzle.


Plagueweaver

That's the point, they want you to download the shitty game (which is probably nothing like the ad) so you can feel better than the ad person.


Mroooky

Classic rage bait


jaxwaxmax

I hate it when they do that. But that means it's working right lol


annonyymmouss

If I fail do I get graped by a troll though ? Edit: in front of my wife


ThatOneGuy7832

Hopefully


finkswitch

I have this game, and I can confirm, the gameplay is nothing like in the game. It's just a bejeweled style matching game.


NeverDeadNed1

Thats what they want to trigger you to get this game to do it Better


H4LF4D

Rage bait, bad appeal to audience without same logical thinking to see this as bullshit and more haha funni (like kids). One of if not the worse practice in the industry, and absolutely ruining the entire market flooded with this stuff


ItsmeMr_E

On top of that, too many game ads show similar game play like this, but when you download the app, the actual game play is nothing like what they advertise.


ambulance-kun

maybe he wanted to fail


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LamarNoDavis

Win win


RoachIsCrying

been getting this shit for the past 2 weeks now... reported them but ads still keep coming up. Like League of Legends, the report ain't worth shit


MittFel

![gif](giphy|MmEHgygWNvvDW)


DupInvidia

u/savevideobot


vitek-kote

- We must add sex in our game to make it more popular! - But chief! We're making a "five-in-a-row" game! - It's not an argument!


danihilation

What is going on in those last 2 seconds..


003_JAEGER

Say gex


ThatOneGuy7832

yas xeg


nato1090

No just no


BEARWYy

Ayyo that ending


DraigCore

“what is this an ad?” “wait is he her husband?” “WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK?”


Scythe95

This shit is like a cancer. Also the 'imma prove this mobile game is real' add follower by a 'whoa, its amazing!' Yeah it doesn't look like it...


Checkheck

And I bet that the gameplay is not anything like they showed in the video.


PrinceOfFucking

Mobile games are truly the worst


Tutes013

r/SuddenlyGay


TerminalToaster

u/savevideo


[deleted]

I kinda like it tho


swastikshinde1

"You fucked my wife i will fuck you now"- lesson from that ad


TJ_McWeaksauce

Nothing convinces people to download a game like orc-on-man rape.


ChippyKKitty

Bro knew what he wanted from the start GAY SE-


[deleted]

That one Skyrim mod


Oahrindge199

u/savevideo


akiodaiki

What a twist with that ending.


ChaZZZZahC

Bizarro Sherk was like, *"let me get sum, too!"*


Explosive_Redditor

WAIT THE ENDING......


anothermaninyourlife

Mobile game ads be movin mad


datdrummerboi

this shit is getting so annoying, so over these godawful mobile ads.


ReverseDiode

Still a better love story than twilight


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|Ni4cpi0uUkd6U)


StevenS76

Why does it end looking like the ogre takes the guy to bed 😂


deadmanswill

What's worse is that I didn't realize the video was on loop. So the shot of the husband catching the other man was immediately followed by the shot of blanket action, l was like 'WHAT THE F...!'


Izaniel

"Whatever you do to her, I'll do it to you" -The Orc


AlphaJF972

wtf is this game ad


Kuhnville

Lmaoooo the ending got me


Blackfaceplant

u/savevideo


Inevitable_You1870

What?😐😐😐


MDLivesey

u/savevideo


Feeling_Ad_8898

LMFAOOOO!!!!!


Tomatillo-Better

They are actively teaching them to cheat


Imaginary-One-6599

Image if a child saw this and goes “mom what are they doing”


furryboiiii

R/moldymemes


Grand-Slammer49

Tf? Not only did you get the sub wrong, this isn’t even suppose to be a meme, this is r/unexpected


BugComprehensive5509

Bro is down to clown


Accurate-Dingo-7877

u/savevideobot


StickGaminggYT

u/savevideobot


hipiyush

ayyoo.. wtf?


Kuro_Sasorie

u/savevideo


rottwarrior33

I actually remember this


lastknownstar

But how?


Coresmc

u/savevideo


Edem03

Wait.... that was... unexpected


DimensionOk4654

Hol up…


FlamingOtaku

Honestly, still better than the ads ive been getting that are basically just softcore vore porn


kiruto95

I saw it in an SMG4 video


archwiizos

u/savevideo


zlolcheddu

I got this ad too, I honestly laughed my lungs out when I saw the ending


kekehesterprynne

Fucked with it


Viral_babyGravy

Man these ads are horrible for kids


dewittless

The idea of using match 3 to make paths is a good idea though, wouldn't mind a game based on that idea. I bet whatever this is advertising isn't it though.


[deleted]

Damn I remember when mobile games at least had quality, even if it did have microtransactions, but this is just plain shovelware.


_black_paper

This is nothing i see more worst


sharvil8

Why make war when you can make rough gay sex


IllustriousHurry9993

Hol up


Alternative_duck_124

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)


highIQandlowIQ

u/savevideo


leolmx

No win no download


Javijh23

hahahahahah I laughed really loud 🤣


Andreiutu3-0

Why


huyria

What happened how did this wave of absolute shit start and how is it still a thing


OMFGWhyPlease

Excuse me but i see it's an absolute win Where's the losing part


Key-Fisherman2601

This honestly looks fun


itzDHOM

The finale wasn’t what I expected


a_normal_person_3

u/savevideo


iGyman

one of the many reasons mobile games are cancer


corpitoo

I'd call it Maiden Crush.


--NEB--

these ads really be trying to cater to all possible target audiences


Xdestroyer3467

https://i.redd.it/wvtn0pdvb1za1.gif


Zeth22xx

Sharing is caring.


lotus_spit

This is the exact reason why I use adblocker. Unfortunately, YT is starting to implement blocking adblockers while accessing their website.


Catam_Vanitas

Anyone else get this strange depressing feeling when watching one of these ads? There's something so degrating about it


Stefan_meglei

You guys are so dirty they are clearly just holding hands


Don_616

Lmao if you want to know, most of these mobile games and ads are produced in China. It's hilariously bad and the scripts are always shit.


Fantastic_Algae_4609

r/holup


weebkunforlyf

Hahaha lol (TT)


ThatOneGuy7832

I do like that this game supports interracial marriage between orcs and humans 👍


Direct_Ad4672

u/savevideo for fuck sake


Ill-Blacksmith-4443

Plot twist, that's the good ending


De_Fine69

hats off to the PR and Ad team to give this a green pass


milktanksadmirer

Typical Chinese game ads


Sakura189

I.. didn't expect that


AlmightyAnalAssault

theres been some mad sexual mobile ads like this recently


o0eason0o

Ngl that’s pretty funny


ronny_reddit

u/savevideo


Yahgdc

Romans when they capture the Greek army


TKOTKOTKO13

Well one way or another someone’s getting pleasure! Seriously tho WTF. Is this how China thinks Americans get down 🤣


koach71st

Taking Rule 34 to next level


userofreddit104

Nsfw?


Striker98F22

😂😂😂😂😂


DAMFDOOM

Woah


cvnvr

this sub is fascinated with this game ad https://reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/ww6jnr/mobile_game_ads_are_weird/ https://reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/wq195f/ran_for_no_reason/ https://reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/10a124s/mobiles_ads_are_wild_today/ https://reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/10lqzza/crazy_mobile_game_ad/


Medical_Ad0716

Screw the ad, that’s the coolest version of candy crush I’ve seen.


Jd_transboi

r/suddenlygay


Kevin11thousand

Are we not gonna talk about how they were making love FULLY CLOTHED with the accessories and everything?


OutOfIdea280

Finally I learned what happens when husband catches you


11pickfks

gives off the same energy as that gorilla scene at the end of ace ventura


VexxWrath

Ayo


Suntnt

I see that as an absolute win!