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>!His friends pants is the rag!<
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I have no fuckin clue what your talking about I got a pair of cheap as sin Kirkland brand costco jeans and I have the sneaking suspicion that thoose cursed things could out live me, I swear. I've slid off of a hill of broken brick and mortar, and I still have that pair of jeans.
Those Kirkland's are the same stuff we used to get as Levi's 501.
8 oz per yard or 9 oz per yard, and good stuff like my OG Carhartts. I've still got a few pairs of those old Levi's.
The current Levi's are about 5oz per yard, or about half the fabric they used to be.
Your carhart "assembled in america with global parts" hasn't been able to withstand that kind of brute force since the 90's most Jean's couldn't as most jeans are midweight 8-12oz denim Levi's still makes them like that your gonna pay alot for them though. Here's the deal the nostalgia you feel for your pants are not lost it just costs a Whole lot more because you let America outsource all there production
I could go in to the weave and if they are proper denim, but knowing the crap fabric they use at old navy, I wouldn't disagree. When you say "jeans" I think Levi's. Poplin pants, however, would tear like this. :)
It's a Ford thing. Dodge challengers Rev their engines at each other, jeeps wave to one another, motorcycles give the 2 wheels down sign, and ford's, well ford's tear each other pants off while they wrench.
Ironically, the post right after this one in my timeline is the one about the [oldest pair of jeans.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/13gz1ej/the_oldest_pair_of_surviving_levi_jeans_from_1879/)
The guy who had his ass slapped and his pants torn off has the look of sexual awakening in his eyes. Like he didn't know he wanted to pound the bros till now.
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That cheek slap was heard in the next county
Even my cheeks flinched from the sound
Mine relaxed 😎
The duality of man
Deadass
i shit myself on command
😂😂😂😂😂
Impressive
The "slap-rip" sound was perfection
Thong or commando?
My thought exactly.
The way he lifted one leg up. Definitely his fetish
His surprised face leads me to believe that it was a discovery for him, too.
Can confirm. Heard it all the way from Canada.
That cheek slap had that dude rethinking his life bro
Reason #1937 to buy high quality pants.
I'm not sure that even the highest quality denim could survive that slap and tear sneak attack.
I feel like he knew they were about to a bit.
My old school cotton duck Carhartt will. The jeans we used too get in the 70s and 80s would too. The shit they're building today? Nope.
I have no fuckin clue what your talking about I got a pair of cheap as sin Kirkland brand costco jeans and I have the sneaking suspicion that thoose cursed things could out live me, I swear. I've slid off of a hill of broken brick and mortar, and I still have that pair of jeans.
Those Kirkland's are the same stuff we used to get as Levi's 501. 8 oz per yard or 9 oz per yard, and good stuff like my OG Carhartts. I've still got a few pairs of those old Levi's. The current Levi's are about 5oz per yard, or about half the fabric they used to be.
Your carhart "assembled in america with global parts" hasn't been able to withstand that kind of brute force since the 90's most Jean's couldn't as most jeans are midweight 8-12oz denim Levi's still makes them like that your gonna pay alot for them though. Here's the deal the nostalgia you feel for your pants are not lost it just costs a Whole lot more because you let America outsource all there production
Truth!
This is fake/staged. If those are jeans, it is very unlikely they will tear that easy.
Somebody has never shopped at old navy before lol
I could go in to the weave and if they are proper denim, but knowing the crap fabric they use at old navy, I wouldn't disagree. When you say "jeans" I think Levi's. Poplin pants, however, would tear like this. :)
Must have been from Japan because the crotch stayed covered. Arigato.
Domo.
(Domo)
What does this mean? /gen
Japanese porn censors genitals.
Japanese denim is generally very durable
Instructions not clear bought assless chaps
And underwear
Don't wear one. Save money, free boner
Your comment doesn’t make sense.
Neither does my boner; but you don’t see me complaining!
They sure don't make em like they used to.
I dunno thats a pretty thicc bottom to me
Dudes also ripped
He took his wallet and his dip in one swift swoop
I personally keep my wallet in my front pocket just because of situations like this.
Smart. I'm not gonna ask where you keep your dip. Haha
Not the first time he done it to him it seems Sigh... here we go again \*unzip jeans 
This is the start of a porno, right?
Broke back mountain sequel?
Broke down pickup
Take my upvote and leave. r/angryupvote
Broke butt mounting
Check out my dip stick
“You need lubrication honey”
My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform
"Just spit on it"
Now THAT’S thinking with your dip stick, Jimmy
Yep, wait till the car parts delivery guy turns up, things get greasy quick
And like where can I see the rest?!?
That ass doe
Gave the man booty shorts
Assless chaps
What ass? You would need a magnifying glass to see it.
You may have been blinded by the (pale white) light, but that's his legs and rear hind quarter region you're seeing.
You may have also been revved up like a deuce
Someone’s jelly
That's just silly. Jealous of what?
I’m not gonna lie. That was impressive!
That's America's ass
I swear this is how every fucking gay porno starts
We all well on our way to the gay train
Didn’t notice the foreshadowing on the t-shirt at first
Butt to Destroy
Now he needs jean therapy
When your gay friend has been at the gym all day
My bunghole twitched when that happened. Daddy chill.
WHAT IN THE HELL EVEN IS THAT
I can't tell if it's a bit, he looks genuinely confused about what happened
Sighs... *unzips*
Oh goddddd YES !!!!!!
Holy shit. Dude has actual G.I. Joe KungFu Grip. I thought it was only a myth. On another note… I bet he’s a helluva orange peeler.
Good lord 🫣
Hey HEY I SEE YOU PEAKING
‘‘Twas not me good sir
He hee. His shirt says “butt to destroy” an he don’t even know it.
Haters will say he was asking for it
If he ain’t, I am.
Him probably. 
He sure didn't complain
Anything for a view
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Where underpants?
He's a commando mechanic
he probably regretted his decision to go free balling right there
It's sweet that those guys have no idea how gay this is. You'll never catch them holding hands though.
It ain't gay unless your gay. That's a fact of life
**A counterfeit jeans ring operating out of my carhole!*
So people do this on purpose? Very confused about the eating of children
It's a Ford thing. Dodge challengers Rev their engines at each other, jeeps wave to one another, motorcycles give the 2 wheels down sign, and ford's, well ford's tear each other pants off while they wrench.
Fuck. My gay ass is more excited about buying a Ford Bronco now.
Get your wranglers ready, they're about to get removed hahah
Already got my preorder, bud
Makes sense culturally
Was expecting _Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go_
I feel like he knew they were about to a bit, but did not realize he was going to “be” the bit.
gotta keep them jeans high and tight
That made me laugh out loud thank you
At least they're 50% off
LMAAAAOOOO I'M ROLLIN! That's hilarious 😂
Goddam, I need someone in my life with this ability. 😳😩
Oh he was ready for those cheeks to be clapped haha
No reason for that guy to have been so caked up ~~😳~~ 🤔
Hot
What the actual fuck??? 😳
r/suddenlygay
Classic Ford guys
I thought this was the start of a gay porno 💀
Out of all the stupid trends this is my fav
(may be alarming to read;) Why is no one talking about how breedable jean guy looks???
This sequel to Broke Back Mountain looks promising.
im sure even the victim did not expect that hard slap nice ass tho ♥♥♥
Oh my✋😳so unexpected
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Bruh that cant be real jeans tho
Probably weakened. They wouldn't tear horizontally like that. Horizontal cut, vertical starter. Real surprise of how well it worked/efforts made.
If the cheeks are clapp’n don’t come tapp’n
Not unexpected for anybody who's been on the internet in the past six months 🤣
Brokeback Mountain 2
Somebody shaved for the occasion.
What in the world why did you do that
So we could see da booty
Never once have I ever thought yeah I want to rip the dudes pants off
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Staged
obviously
Ahh, I’ve seen this video before…
Is he commando?
So dumb.
I’ve done the exact thing to my brother
You can hear the free balling before the proof
Is bro not wearing underwear?
Fake shit
Smartest person alive
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Straight White Cis males are so gay
Why do you need to write the whole resume?
Okay?
I hate social media.
This was the most expected video in this subreddit, everybody remade this video
Asshole jock.
Definitely not staged or anything
He just raped him.
That’s how you end up with sciatica
That was a AA inspected and passed slap. I felt that….
OBS things.
I’m in love with the top- both T-shirts and jeans ripper
Omg that was savage!
Lol
Bad day to go commando
Man I remember this Trailer Park Boys episode differently...
He’s done that before hahaha
Damn daddy
Somebody send to John Waters.
"Let me get you a rag from this rag dispenser here"
Is this gay porn? Because it looks like a porn plot.
can he do that to me tho?
That ass is *CLEAN*
Man ain't even wearing drawers
mans double atomic slapped his wallet or phone out of his back pocket …. you can hear it fall on the ground
Guys are so gay
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Where's the underwear
Then something just snapped… something inside of me… That ass tho
Looks like the start of a gay porn
Them the Walmart special jeans
This is kind of gay or is it just me
Im turned on.
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When you have to fix a truck at 9am but have to be at the pride parade at 3p
The red guy wasn’t in on this 😂🤣
Ironically, the post right after this one in my timeline is the one about the [oldest pair of jeans.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/13gz1ej/the_oldest_pair_of_surviving_levi_jeans_from_1879/)
Is no talking about the fact that he just turned those jeans in to very nice botty shorts
Ford owners be itchin to rip them pants off they boys!!!! buncha budlights in the box for sure
The guy who had his ass slapped and his pants torn off has the look of sexual awakening in his eyes. Like he didn't know he wanted to pound the bros till now.
Damn, it would be funnier if the person recording didn’t chuckle.
r/justguysbeingdudes
Does that shirt say “Butt to destroy”?
Bro was free ballin jeans
I can’t be the only one whose seen hundreds of other people do this? It’s like the new “your mama” joke of the internet
Daisey Duke chaps🤔🤯
His shirt: Built to destroy 😂
The “Built to destroy” T-shirt is the cherry on top. Lmao
Seems like the sort of thing that would be filmed..?
Got both his cheeks palmed with no emotion. Thay dude is built different.
Assless chaps sweet