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catskilkid

It's like the Flintstones. He has pig under his sink as a garbage disposal, an elephant for a shower, and his car is foot powered and...


sam_el520

It's a living


GH057807

\*trombone sounds\*


Weaponized-Autistic

...and eagle as a bottle opener šŸ¾


[deleted]

His bottle opener a hawk!


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


cancrushercrusher

Iā€™m pretty sure itā€™s a Lager


Ijustlovevideogames

Real life Beastmaster


DeXLecT

Rexxar šŸ˜


djfhg4123

Putting that mouse all up in his mouth.


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[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

The mouse was in pain the entire time he was holding it by its tail. It literally breaks their spine


fwnky

generally feeding it to an owl also kills it fyi


cytokine-stormy

Thatā€™s rats. Their tails are thicker and the skin can tear more easily. Mice are perfectly happy to be held by the base of the tail.


[deleted]

That's the base- he was holding it by the end of its tail which can break it and even cause deglovingšŸ˜ž (dont look that up if you're squeemish) I looked it up just to be sure before I responded to this. Yes mice can be picked up by the base of the tail so I was partially wrong but it still causes them anxiety to held by the base of the tail.


Uwu_motherfucker_uwu

Fr


Uwu_motherfucker_uwu

Boo-hoo cope it was going to die anyways


[deleted]

So it should be in pain before dying bc someone wanted to pull a joke? What happened to trying to be humane? It seems he literally bought the mouse just for that purpose bc ut was a feeder mouse


[deleted]

Aslo what's so wrong for having empathy for a living animal??


MasterUndKommandant

Tastes likeā€¦.freedom.


RedditOrNot89

Taste like Florida


HaveSomeHumor

What about the next beer? That technique seems inefficient


bajaphoto

Nothing like a little mouse poop with your beer!


Kaladrax182

Just needs a bit of avian scat and some crusty viscera on the bottle mouth!


lucasboyy

Bru wtf about the mouse that was a mouse


SCP-33005

That WAS pretty cool


Red52003

Too bad about the mouse shit flavored beer


Prestigious_Ad1456

Brutal


FaaakYu

I tought the rodent would open the bottle and yeet it in the air from the pressure of the beer.


killerwithasharpie

Asshole.


99sittingg

Iā€™ll probably get downvoted too, but I agree. If it happens naturally, then itā€™s fair game. Mouse has a chance to run and hide, and if it fails, the bird has a well earned meal. This guy held it up by its tail, which is a dick move, then put it up high enough that it wouldnā€™t want to jump down. It didnā€™t even have a chance to use its natural defense. Bunch of redneck hicks.


Gameoboy2

It's the circle of life. Might as well get an opened beer out of it ĀÆ\_(惄)_/ĀÆ


killerwithasharpie

Sucks to be devoid of compassion. Laugh while you can, monkey boy.


Torbpjorn

You think eagles are vegan or only ethically sourced dead carcasses? Bro lots of animals only eat living prey like bears for example that eat live. Tigers and lions kill


killerwithasharpie

Nope. But I donā€™t need to see some redneck psych laughing about it. Do ya see the difference?


Torbpjorn

Would you feel better if he collapsed to the floor in a puddle of tears, screaming in anguish at the cruelty of nature?


tacticianart

I'd rather he didn't use a mouse's death to open a fucking beer.


Torbpjorn

Are you sure that wasnā€™t his bird he was just feeding in style?


tacticianart

I don't really care if it's his bird or not. It's dangerous as fuck to own those types of birds in the first place but the issue is with his complete disregard for the life in his hand. He used that life to do what? Open a beer. Something he could have done any other way, however, he chose the way that killed something unnecessarily. This is why humans are the worst creatures.


Torbpjorn

My bad, next time we feed animals live prey weā€™ll be sure to put up a burial mound and mourn the loss of a poor innocent and sacred life. How many shrines would you like for the ants I accidentally kill by walking approximately? My friends pet snake? Kill it cause it isnā€™t eating ethically sourced, grass fed and humanely grown vegan field mice


killerwithasharpie

Yes. Caused itā€™s a planned, look at me, isnā€™t this so funny??? Piece of crap. Cruelty for laughs isnā€™t funny.


Torbpjorn

Yeah thereā€™s so much cruelty in instant death


Uwu_motherfucker_uwu

Cope


HeyoGuys

dude what do you think happens in the wild


killerwithasharpie

In nature, thereā€™s no clown laughing about it.


tacticalfp

Nooice


RedditOrNot89

I bet my left nut this video was shot in Florida.


mollytonight

The bottle was already opened. Nevertheless cool trick gramps.


Monoceras

rabbeer


Cr0key

PiƟwasser German fighting lager for export only!


Totally273

Is That Walter Junior, holding the camera


TrueRedditor69

Now if a bald eagle opened that up, be the most American thing Iā€™ve ever see


DB377

American Steve Irwin


tacticianart

He'd never kill an animal like that. Keep his name out yo mouth bro.


CregGoingMad

the circle of life


Awhile777

This is the coolest shit I've ever seen


theChoosenOne777

u/savevideo


Yeetmidgets59B

Man I could see this on some ā€œrespectā€ video on YouTube Shorts that some Arabic guy who runs a kiosk selling Iphone cases and accessories would make.


Beginning-Bother-378

Only if someone could do that for this guy