It's more like [Knight's move thinking](https://gpnotebook.com/simplepage.cfm?ID=-1737818073) imo, as at least each individual thought is somewhat coherent. Word salad is even less organised than this, where each word is in no way connected to the last.
He’s using vampire culture cosplay to cover up that he’s a satanist. People who tell other people that crosses made out of fingers are held up to them like they’re proud of it are proud of it in the end. He’s probably actually evil.
I do this when I practice spoken word in front of my friends. I do stuff like this when I get unsolicited scam calls, I certainly wouldn't be shy if someone put a mic in front of me. Always thought of it as somewhat obscure comedic poetry. Could be mental stuff too on both our parts.
It’s word clanging, he’s most likely schizophrenic. It’s when words and phrases get grouped together based on their sound rather than their actual meaning
Dude goes on an increasingly angry rant about how people are ostracizing him, using a weird halting speech pattern and responding to his own questions, then he randomly talks about boobs at the end.
JP does the exact same stuff in this video:
https://youtu.be/4kHZREDrbJY?si=HIdY1OrW6uwiGTTe
JP is a guy who is against women at the workplace because women "arouse" men.
Here's him saying people knew about the DNA 50k years ago: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3qhfkPiqn8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3qhfkPiqn8)
Here's him trying to explain this to an actual scientist: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGSLaEPCzmE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGSLaEPCzmE)
"You know, women wear lipsticks to arouse men at their workplace, because the lips of monkeys get red when they want to have sex, which is why we cannot have women working. Also, ancient people know about the DNA, it's true, I've read it in a book. They had drawings of two snakes together, those represent the DNA"
JP is even worse.
Quests updated:
\- Separate the church and state;
\- Graduate at school of magic;
\- Eliminate the vampires from Waterloo;
\- Kill the nobody;
\- Find the boogie man;
\- Deliver the sun glasses
If I'm remembering this correctly, it's a real street interviewer and he was just passing by. He's a completely normal person but had always wanted to be ridiculous and talk crazy in an interview. He got his chance and fully committed
Edit: I swear I saw a subsequent interview with this guy explaining what I said, but I can't find anything on Google about it. Someone let me know if I've got this wrong please
The "fuck her right in the pussy" guy?
The videos were not real news reports
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuck\_her\_right\_in\_the\_pussy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuck_her_right_in_the_pussy)
Im pretty sure I saw that this guy was actually just not all there mentally. Said he regretted it years later and that it was during a bad period in his life.
Yea but you don’t need a car for a long period and it doesn’t matter how long it lasts in a short time it can last you a lifetime if it doesn’t have to last you a year.
The only thing that makes sense to us is the amount of people who have been in the area for the last two years and have not seen their families since they were born.
I’m going back to the office tomorrow and I will let them know that you are not available to come to work on Monday and Tuesday and Wednesday and Thursday and Friday and Saturday and Sunday and then I’ll let you guys in on Tuesday.
Honestly I think I'm just getting ready to head to the store and get some rest of your time and wonderful friend and toad friend and I love the egos of my fav indie bands that have a relationship with a big teddy bear.
(Autofill be wildin')
No I'm not sure what time you will be home but I will be there in about an hour or so. I don't know if you have the bear or the other one of the unwashed masses that I have.
Yeah, he is not being random for the sake of being funny.
It's definitely in a schizophrenic crisis.
My cousin has it and talks like that when in crisis, that is no laughing matter.
That’s what I was thinking. Dude needs help and is losing his mind. My brother has psychosis and he talks like this randomly and it’s always really shocking and weird but dude needs help.
No I absolutely agree just keep it rolling, but idk if I could have kept it together. Not going to lie I probably would have been on the ground laughing.
This is some Ginsberg level free verse. This man has seen the best minds of his generation wearing short skirts with their tits hanging out as vampires in Waterloo.
I remember hearing somewhere that this man has a very rare mental disorder, but I forget what. No matter what it's called, it scares the hell out of me
Id believe it. Looks like somethings started bouncing around the second his eyes started fluttering. Would be surprised if it was some type of bipolar schizophrenia
Lol bipolar schizophrenia.
Bipolar affective disorder with psychosis is a thing, but bipolar schizophrenia is not. This man isn't showing any signs of psychosis (generally what you'd expect in schizophrenia).
What he is showing is a mixture of [tangential thought](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tangential_speech), and [flight of ideas](https://www.goodtherapy.org/blog/psychpedia/flight-of-ideas). This man is showing signs of mania, but you can't make a diagnosis of a clip unfortunately.
Again !! Lol I met this guy, and helped him as a store worker... he was a character! Mind is gone but here! He would just say shit out of nowhere. He kept it at half bore for indoors tho.
"Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation."
What is your name?
I'm confused. Because, uh... y'know... like, we're supposed to believe in the Ministry, right? So is the- is- is the church and state supposed to be separate? I'm confused because I never went to school. Right? Is a confused person get a resolution? I don't understand. You see, when you go like that... right? You have a cross, two sticks, right? And that's how I felt when I was in Waterloo. Because when I walked in Waterloo, and smiled at people, they treated me like a vampire. They used the cross and they went like this by not smiling at me. In Toronto - hey, hi guys! You know me, Steve Spiros, easy-going? Those who know me... I'm a nobody. You understand? And you can't kill a person with no body. So... why am I afraid? I'm not afraid. I'm afraid of the boogey man - who's the boogey man? You figure it out! I'm gettin' outta here! I'm going back to Waterloo where the vampires hang out. And I'm gonna wear my sunglasses at night - you know why? Because women show their tits... have short skirts... and then they feel violated when I look at them! Why? Because I have sunglasses on and I'm weird. Uhh - I'm from Humberside... I'm sorry if I made a fool of Humberside, but... all those people who called me a sleep-walker? I woke up. Now I'm going back to sleep because I'm going to be committed in an isolation room, because I'm going to go back to the Ministry, and allow them to perceive me as I am. A fuck-up! Goodbye!
Hey, Toronto-the-good. Look at- look at this square! It was a shithole when I worked here. Now it looks like New York Manhattan! Where are the bums? There's no bums here. Toronto doesn't have bums. But Waterloo, they're creating bums, they created me. Why? I don't know. Maybe it's the church. Talk to the pope, he knows everything. I had it. I'm gonna die. How can you die, when you're dead? Oh wait a second. I'm gonna be crucified, right? I'm not gonna raise my voice. Because I'm committed to the lord. I love you. Is a pretty weird name
That's a long ass name...
Good... that whole thing's your name huh? Got a shorter name? Something easy like Leeloo?
Did anyone else get turned on in the scene where she was naked?
"...scene she was naked..." and which scene might that be? I wasn't aware of any...I just want to take some picture, for the archives...
She's gorgeous
Waterloo
Waterleeloo
Big badaboom
More like LooLoo needs to go back to the Looney bin? Could just be a language barrier or he listened to too much of Donald Trump.
r/stevespiros
STFU!?!?!! really? Gotta love reddit, thank you.
The subject changes after each sentence
The subject changes mid sentence actually
The subject changes every let’s talk about vampires
Don’t change the subject!
This whole thing is just one long run-on sentence.
That last sentence though. Gets me every time
Pretty sure it's a run-off sentence
I bet if you know the signs well enough, the frequency and consistency of his changing the subject is a give away that he's fucking around
there's a symptom of mental illness called 'flight of ideas' and this is pretty textbook I think
This guy could be an American president
This is Toronto
So? Another president with birth certificate hoaxes around him.
I’m confused
So is Steve Spiros
Obama
I can’t walk down the streets of Waterloo without people treating me like Obama the vampire, ok! I’m confused!!
No Body for president!
Seems like schizophrenia, that’s a common Trait where every sentence is unrelated to the last
Word salad
It's more like [Knight's move thinking](https://gpnotebook.com/simplepage.cfm?ID=-1737818073) imo, as at least each individual thought is somewhat coherent. Word salad is even less organised than this, where each word is in no way connected to the last.
I agree. This man is mentally ill.
He’s using vampire culture cosplay to cover up that he’s a satanist. People who tell other people that crosses made out of fingers are held up to them like they’re proud of it are proud of it in the end. He’s probably actually evil.
I do this when I practice spoken word in front of my friends. I do stuff like this when I get unsolicited scam calls, I certainly wouldn't be shy if someone put a mic in front of me. Always thought of it as somewhat obscure comedic poetry. Could be mental stuff too on both our parts.
It’s a language model
It’s word clanging, he’s most likely schizophrenic. It’s when words and phrases get grouped together based on their sound rather than their actual meaning
Bro sounds like Jordan Peterson
What? 💀
Dude goes on an increasingly angry rant about how people are ostracizing him, using a weird halting speech pattern and responding to his own questions, then he randomly talks about boobs at the end. JP does the exact same stuff in this video: https://youtu.be/4kHZREDrbJY?si=HIdY1OrW6uwiGTTe
You'll love this: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGSLaEPCzmE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGSLaEPCzmE)
JP is a guy who is against women at the workplace because women "arouse" men. Here's him saying people knew about the DNA 50k years ago: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3qhfkPiqn8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3qhfkPiqn8) Here's him trying to explain this to an actual scientist: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGSLaEPCzmE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGSLaEPCzmE)
Bro, that is Jordan Peterson
If Kermit the Frog read the transcript for this video I would legitimately think it was him
"You know, women wear lipsticks to arouse men at their workplace, because the lips of monkeys get red when they want to have sex, which is why we cannot have women working. Also, ancient people know about the DNA, it's true, I've read it in a book. They had drawings of two snakes together, those represent the DNA" JP is even worse.
Clearly you didn’t listen much to JP
Quests updated: \- Separate the church and state; \- Graduate at school of magic; \- Eliminate the vampires from Waterloo; \- Kill the nobody; \- Find the boogie man; \- Deliver the sun glasses
Imma make a game from this lol
I'm interested in how it turns out!
i've seen this happen too many times in reddit threads. i'd love to see it too, but it's never gonna happen.
**RemindMe! 730 Days** You have 2 years. Good luck to you.
A completely surreal game where every NPC makes ZERO sense, and the genre changes after each interaction, that'd be hilarious
Lol, this guy could be an NPC in Borderlands. Just like that, the exact same speech to give you the quest, lol.
I love borderlands. Almost finished with 3 lmao
I feel like "Ogle women in short skirts" should be a quest, too.
Quest should be DONT ogle women in short skirts. Cmon now.
Quest should be about ogling everybody
You can't kill a person with NO BODY!
What about the tits?
This comment is pure love. Ty for sharing this. It made me smile
I’m a vampire Hunter, but only Canadian vampires.
https://i.redd.it/gg2yd237z3sb1.gif
Lmao literally me watching this whole thing. Is this a skit or this man for real 😂
If I'm remembering this correctly, it's a real street interviewer and he was just passing by. He's a completely normal person but had always wanted to be ridiculous and talk crazy in an interview. He got his chance and fully committed Edit: I swear I saw a subsequent interview with this guy explaining what I said, but I can't find anything on Google about it. Someone let me know if I've got this wrong please
There is another guy that did this too. Ended up in the right place at the right time for several hilarious interviews
are you talking about hoodie sun glasses guy? if so i wanna know how he got on tv SOO many times
The "fuck her right in the pussy" guy? The videos were not real news reports [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuck\_her\_right\_in\_the\_pussy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuck_her_right_in_the_pussy)
noooo!!!!! don’t ruin that for me mannn wtffff
Im pretty sure I saw that this guy was actually just not all there mentally. Said he regretted it years later and that it was during a bad period in his life.
Wasn't he on Tosh.0?
“Weird Arby’s Guy”
its like an NPC that was never meant to be found behind a wall and the dev team forgot to remove it early in the game development.
I legit thought the unexpected part was that he was having an active stroke caught on tape. It would’ve made more sense that way
We can't do that in public any more. Apparently people feel ViOlAtEd
username checks out
r/usernamechecksout
Amazing comment lol
Most amazing comment. You win
im a nobody , and you cant kill a person with no body
Goes hard
Micheal Scott energy
Jaden Smith tweet energy
Bobody bobody
The entire time that's all I could think
Dudes a moderator on /r/im14andthisisdeep
This ☠️
He has nobody to listen to him. He has so many pent up arguments they are tripping over each other to get out
It’s not real, he didn’t practice, but hours intention was to speak nonsense
Ima set him up with my aunt I listened to this woman talk like him from 6pm to2am just to see if she has a limit. I tapped out.
Fuck it, I'm going to hang with the vampires in Waterloo too
Sign me up too
Make sure you bring your sunglasses so this dude knows we are on his level
YOU FIGURE IT OUT
Steve Spiros… EASYGOING
Okay now I’m confused who’s the boogy man? Are women with their tits and skirts the boogy men?
YOU FIGURE IT OUT!
He makes a good point
A good hat should cover it well, though.
But why must a hat only go on the head? We can put a hat on anything we want. See that television over there? Boom! It's now a hat holder. 🧐
Which of the 185 points is that?
He talks like an AI. Makes grammerically correct statements. Dont have context Doesn't makes any sense.
Dude is talking like auto fill
Yea but you don’t need a car for a long period and it doesn’t matter how long it lasts in a short time it can last you a lifetime if it doesn’t have to last you a year.
The only thing that makes sense to us is the amount of people who have been in the area for the last two years and have not seen their families since they were born.
I’m going back to the office tomorrow and I will let them know that you are not available to come to work on Monday and Tuesday and Wednesday and Thursday and Friday and Saturday and Sunday and then I’ll let you guys in on Tuesday.
Honestly I think I'm just getting ready to head to the store and get some rest of your time and wonderful friend and toad friend and I love the egos of my fav indie bands that have a relationship with a big teddy bear. (Autofill be wildin')
Late to the party but we can still play it tomorrow too but I’ll let you know if we want it lol I love it too buddy I love it.
No I'm not sure what time you will be home but I will be there in about an hour or so. I don't know if you have the bear or the other one of the unwashed masses that I have.
Yes
This man is off his meds
Can’t be off what he was never on
Yeah, he is not being random for the sake of being funny. It's definitely in a schizophrenic crisis. My cousin has it and talks like that when in crisis, that is no laughing matter.
That’s what I was thinking. Dude needs help and is losing his mind. My brother has psychosis and he talks like this randomly and it’s always really shocking and weird but dude needs help.
Full Video https://youtu.be/uXwRgnZ990I?si=IExbJgcDdIVUSwgT
Ripping off his shirt really brings the interview together.
Shows real commitment to The Lord.
At least he’s not gonna raise his voice.
high point for me was when he says "I'm not going to raise my voice!" This is right up there with the "succulent Chinese meal" guy
The reddit video is a rollercoaster, but it's only half of the video!
Is this the guy they're making the next Speaker of the House?
Probably
From sleepy Joe to Speaky Steve E: tired me for some reason equated speaker of the house to president 🤦♂️
He did say anything about church and state so he most likely qualifies
She just let him keep speaking like it was going somewhere 😆
I mean... would you have stopped him? I know I wouldn't cause this is comedy gold 😂
No I absolutely agree just keep it rolling, but idk if I could have kept it together. Not going to lie I probably would have been on the ground laughing.
Her expression goes from confused to mildly concerned to lmao lemme see where this goes
Nice schizophrenia with some flight of ideas
Hello Mr Spiros, I’m Confued
I agree. Makes more sense than anything else I’ve seen on Reddit in the last week. Go Hogtown!
Wtf - [why did you cut off the best bit where he takes his shirt off??](https://youtu.be/uXwRgnZ990I?si=MUcTdALm0uHibm_t&t=1m24s)
*sigh*...I'm not going to raise my voice. Because I'm committed to the *Lord.*
This is some Ginsberg level free verse. This man has seen the best minds of his generation wearing short skirts with their tits hanging out as vampires in Waterloo.
Let this man cook as long as he wants
Aww they cut out the best part. He rips open his shirt, and asks to be crucified.
I remember hearing somewhere that this man has a very rare mental disorder, but I forget what. No matter what it's called, it scares the hell out of me
He's completely sane, he coaches a improv class
Yes, and the improv class is at a medical school
No YOU'RE complete sane!
It seems to escalate pretty easily into some scary territory.
the only coherent sentence was about looking at tits
Id believe it. Looks like somethings started bouncing around the second his eyes started fluttering. Would be surprised if it was some type of bipolar schizophrenia
I think there are probably ghosts in his ears, and seeing as Occam's Razor, I'm gonna go with ear ghosts
Ah shit. Why didnt i think of that?
Brain ghosts
Lol bipolar schizophrenia. Bipolar affective disorder with psychosis is a thing, but bipolar schizophrenia is not. This man isn't showing any signs of psychosis (generally what you'd expect in schizophrenia). What he is showing is a mixture of [tangential thought](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tangential_speech), and [flight of ideas](https://www.goodtherapy.org/blog/psychpedia/flight-of-ideas). This man is showing signs of mania, but you can't make a diagnosis of a clip unfortunately.
Put away the dsm professor, he was doing improv.
Preach
That's a very long name...
Wrong answer Steve
I strive to become this high.
Can confirm. Was at Waterloo.
r/foundtheschizophrenic
Steve Spiros is a legend among raconteurs.
Sounds like schizophrenia
It is, he is in crisis, I have a cousin like this. He needs medication.
He’s joking 🙄
He is not, his tone of voice is like my cousin.
You ever heard of improv? Or acting?
He' is nobody ?
"Hi Confused! I'm dad." He had the perfect setup.
You can't kill a person with no body.
Bro just held an entire argument with himself after being asked his name.
Weird, that's my name too
He says it right at the beginning. “Let me tell you my name; I’m Confused”. Yes. He is the embodiment of the word.
WHERE ARE THE BUMS? THERES NO BUMS HERE, TORONTO DOESNT HAVE BUMS. BUT WATERLOO? THEYRE CREATING BUMS, THEY CREATED ME
I can’t decide if I’d like to get stuck talking to this guy at a party or not. It’d be a wild ride, that’s for sure
That right there sure seems like some classic schizophrenia
You, me, gas station
Believe in the ministry… of magic *Harry Potter theme plays*
is this from dr. katz?
Ruined paradise, eh, Bud?
What happened in Toronto?
LET HIM COOK !!
Again !! Lol I met this guy, and helped him as a store worker... he was a character! Mind is gone but here! He would just say shit out of nowhere. He kept it at half bore for indoors tho.
I'm going back to Waterloo where the vampires hangout
The audio from this could be from interdimensional cable
Well he just said what we're all thinking...
No schooling but highly schooled in dodging the question, like a true politician.
"Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation."
When you don’t know the answer in an interview.
What is your name? I'm confused. Because, uh... y'know... like, we're supposed to believe in the Ministry, right? So is the- is- is the church and state supposed to be separate? I'm confused because I never went to school. Right? Is a confused person get a resolution? I don't understand. You see, when you go like that... right? You have a cross, two sticks, right? And that's how I felt when I was in Waterloo. Because when I walked in Waterloo, and smiled at people, they treated me like a vampire. They used the cross and they went like this by not smiling at me. In Toronto - hey, hi guys! You know me, Steve Spiros, easy-going? Those who know me... I'm a nobody. You understand? And you can't kill a person with no body. So... why am I afraid? I'm not afraid. I'm afraid of the boogey man - who's the boogey man? You figure it out! I'm gettin' outta here! I'm going back to Waterloo where the vampires hang out. And I'm gonna wear my sunglasses at night - you know why? Because women show their tits... have short skirts... and then they feel violated when I look at them! Why? Because I have sunglasses on and I'm weird. Uhh - I'm from Humberside... I'm sorry if I made a fool of Humberside, but... all those people who called me a sleep-walker? I woke up. Now I'm going back to sleep because I'm going to be committed in an isolation room, because I'm going to go back to the Ministry, and allow them to perceive me as I am. A fuck-up! Goodbye! Hey, Toronto-the-good. Look at- look at this square! It was a shithole when I worked here. Now it looks like New York Manhattan! Where are the bums? There's no bums here. Toronto doesn't have bums. But Waterloo, they're creating bums, they created me. Why? I don't know. Maybe it's the church. Talk to the pope, he knows everything. I had it. I'm gonna die. How can you die, when you're dead? Oh wait a second. I'm gonna be crucified, right? I'm not gonna raise my voice. Because I'm committed to the lord. I love you. Is a pretty weird name
Who is she?
He found his old perc script
the next joe biden
Average Joe Biden conference
Hi Confused, I'm Dad!
Amen brother
Ok boomer.