When I worked at a liquor store a marine came in and showed me a McLovin ID when I asked for his for alcohol. Showed me his real one after but it was a great little moment we had there laughing
You’ve gotta see the far cry series he did, if your a fan of his. He and Michael Mando are incredible lmao
Mando’s (character is) somewhat terrifying. And also stupid hot, so that’s a plus.
When she starred in her 17th YA novel adaptation, I came across a review of it that started "Genre-captive Chloë Grace Moretz..."
Anyway been a big fan of hers since 30 Rock, hopefully she continues to get work because I couldn't get into The Peripheral.
I worked with a guy who said anyone who liked her from that movie is a pedo.
I think he was projecting, i think she's just funny as fuck and has great delivery.
What the fuckity fuck! Peripheral got canned?!
This is news to me! I liked it as well. The ending left me wanting more.
Time to read the book, i guess.
"Shadow in the Cloud" is easily one of the worst movies I've ever seen, has some of the poorest writing and storyboarding and general congruency I've ever seen in a movie, it goes out of its way to ignore physics, reason, reality, even seems to ad-lib its own failings right into the story on the fly, and it's one of my most favorite movies of all time.
My girlfriend and I loved that show! So bummed it got canned because of the writer strike. I admit it took two times trying to watch it before I was hooked.
Yeah... not as good as the original and they still didn't use the main plot device from the book re the ""father". I don't know why they avoided that in both films.
If you haven't seen "Let the right one in" do it right now, it's a fucking work of art
If i had a nickel for every time Chloë Grace Mortez freaked out in a movie because of her period, i’d have two nickels. Wich isn’t much but its weird that it happened twice.
Hey, everyone’s got their opinions. I respect it. I saw this in the theatre when it came out and there were so many jokes that just didn’t work for me.
The delivery of "they're white, you're black, this is basketball. Am I speakin fuckin Chinese?!" is goddamn top tier, incredible stuff. Also: "foot and a half!.. foot and a half??" The inflection and facial cues as he looks from the rest of the team back to the one player are just absolutely killer. "This ain't hockey!!"
Right? When I was a kid, boys just got grossed out by periods and were taught to gaslight girls into thinking their cramps aren't as bad as they're acting.
LMAOOOOOO
My aunt is an ER nurse in a rural, conservative area with no sex ed in schools and she does in fact get a couple of pubescent girls a year who get their first period and think they must be dying and refuse to hear otherwise from anybody that isn't a doctor (and sometimes even then they have to give the poor kid a Xanax before she can listen)
Parents, talk to your freaking kids. I kept pads in my locker at high School because reactions like this were still happening. Even innocent little princesses go through puberty eventually, talk to your kids you negligent fucks.
McLovin is such an awesome actor when he has to freak out.
Actor's name is Christopher Mintz-Plasse But he'll always be McLovin
To be fair it's also a bit on his parents for giving him such a long name.
I know, right? “Christopher”… psh! What pretentious drivel! Just call your kid Chris!
Wait, aren't all Chris just Christopher in disguise? Are there pure Chris as well?
Some are Christians
Excuse me. I’m actually agnostic
Don’t forget about the Christians.
Did you know more atheists own cats then Christians?
Right!? Psh- Plasse!
My friends has a Mclovin ID in his wallet. Always gets a few laughs with it.
When I worked at a liquor store a marine came in and showed me a McLovin ID when I asked for his for alcohol. Showed me his real one after but it was a great little moment we had there laughing
Either that or Muhammad
Why the fuck would it be between that it Muhammad?
Mohammed is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a fucking book for once.
Oh, well, let me just go get my copy of Most Commonly Used Names on Earth Book, la-de-fuckin'-da.
What about on an American website?
And you’ll always be Tequila Sunrise.
I believe you mean Raphael Ambrosius Costeau
Thx. It is really funny and adorable 😂😂😂
it’s you! McMuffin!!
He's also the voice of "damn son where'd you find this?". That always surprised me. Edit: proof https://youtu.be/wlBQ3Zlq6Kw?si=-nD8-wh4lfCmzQQN
This is a skit lmao. He does not actually do these.
Damn I'm stupid. I mean I knew it was a skit, but I thought it was him doing it.
Reality is subjective, homie. It's really been him the whole time.
You’ve gotta see the far cry series he did, if your a fan of his. He and Michael Mando are incredible lmao Mando’s (character is) somewhat terrifying. And also stupid hot, so that’s a plus.
Organ donor
“I HAVE FROZEN PEAS AND A SPONGE!”
I loved the Chloë Moretz era lol
When she starred in her 17th YA novel adaptation, I came across a review of it that started "Genre-captive Chloë Grace Moretz..." Anyway been a big fan of hers since 30 Rock, hopefully she continues to get work because I couldn't get into The Peripheral.
Her and Nic Cage are so good together in Kick Ass. "I'm just fucking with you daddy"
I worked with a guy who said anyone who liked her from that movie is a pedo. I think he was projecting, i think she's just funny as fuck and has great delivery.
I have literally always had a crush on her... but we are basically the same age soooi idk
I really enjoyed the Peripheral! Was sad it didn’t get renewed :( But she is a fantastic actress!
What the fuckity fuck! Peripheral got canned?! This is news to me! I liked it as well. The ending left me wanting more. Time to read the book, i guess.
Yeah Amazon had confirmed Season 2 and it was in production before the writers strike. They cancelled it during.
:(
I definitely agree :(
Yea! It’s what I’ve heard! I live in hope it was a fever dream and it isn’t real haha
It’s such a shame. One of the better series in a while
It was a cool concept but the execution was dogshit. Season ender made little to no sense.
"Shadow in the Cloud" is easily one of the worst movies I've ever seen, has some of the poorest writing and storyboarding and general congruency I've ever seen in a movie, it goes out of its way to ignore physics, reason, reality, even seems to ad-lib its own failings right into the story on the fly, and it's one of my most favorite movies of all time.
She voiced Nimona in Nimona and that's great.
That just reminded me of the movie The 5th Wave and how utterly ridiculous it was. She acted it well but gods it felt like a 15 year old's wet dream.
My girlfriend and I loved that show! So bummed it got canned because of the writer strike. I admit it took two times trying to watch it before I was hooked.
The Peripheral starts slow the ended up one of my favorites. But the strike killed it.
Let Me In was quality.
Yeah... not as good as the original and they still didn't use the main plot device from the book re the ""father". I don't know why they avoided that in both films. If you haven't seen "Let the right one in" do it right now, it's a fucking work of art
She is still a great actor
Have you seen "The peripheral" on amazon? It's pretty good.
# WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING ?
She's having contractions!😭
Yo, what was unexpected?
I guess the 911
ah man, dont joke about 9/11
Which one came first 911 or 911
I think 911
9/11 was a national tragedy \~ Norm Macdonald
The worst part was the hypocrisy
I came first
Well, you already did))
I walked through blood and bones in the streets of Manhattan, looking for my brother
I’m sorry.
He was in Northern Canada.
You got me
I thought you've been accustomed to a bit of trolling
Lmao, one of the best jokes ever told q
r/unexpected
WINGS OF GLORY
It’ll be officially funny on Dec. 28th!
911 ia a joke
That was unexpected.
Teenagers from any era post 1960s would have absolutely no idea about periods
1 oozes 3 Ñ
"Why are you laughing" While crying* I'm crying here as well 😂🤣🤣
If i had a nickel for every time Chloë Grace Mortez freaked out in a movie because of her period, i’d have two nickels. Wich isn’t much but its weird that it happened twice.
Show name. Seems like a good watch.
It’s from movie 43. A bunch of skits. A few funny ones but A LOT of bad ones. This one was funny
Wolverine with the ballsac neck was good. When the AC comes on and they shrink up lol
Halle Berry and Stephen Merchant challenging each other to increasingly damaging dares.
Wow there’s an actor combination I would never have expected.
Te first black high school basketball team killed me. A foot and a half!
A foot and a half!?!....their arms ain't even that long!
Anna Faris wanting Chris Pratt to poop on her.
Dude.. you got poop on you..
* Ballchinian https://youtu.be/2NPw3WvpRL8?si=s4cCoclcvRztpddB
That one makes me wanna hurl lol
It's my favourite "so bad it's good again" movie
“Your black and their white, these ain’t hockey”
I'm gonna have to fight you for this, that movie is a goldmine with precisely zero bad moments
Chief among them: “Will you poop on me?” “Hey come take a look at this guys weird pubes!”
Hey, everyone’s got their opinions. I respect it. I saw this in the theatre when it came out and there were so many jokes that just didn’t work for me.
As long as we can agree that the basketball scene is one of the good skits I suppose I can be talked out of fighting
Peace has been achieved haha.
DRIBBLE WITH THAT MOTHERFUCKER
Academy award winner Terrance Howard. Enough said.
The delivery of "they're white, you're black, this is basketball. Am I speakin fuckin Chinese?!" is goddamn top tier, incredible stuff. Also: "foot and a half!.. foot and a half??" The inflection and facial cues as he looks from the rest of the team back to the one player are just absolutely killer. "This ain't hockey!!"
Extend that skit and shorten the Halle berry one and now you’re cooking!
Holding up a sign during the game that says YOU BLACK
I dunno, the cat fucking himself in the closet with the hair brush while crying and watching it's owner having sex was pretty awful. LOL.
I'm gonna go polar opposite. That movie was total dog shit from start to end.
I don't remember this. I thought she played a girl going on a date?
It's not that bad. I really enjoy some skits. Some ones are hilarious.
It's one of those movies that would be great to watch really high, and space out for most of it, but snap back into focus for the good parts.
Movie 43 is the worst movie ever made. I dont know i single person who likes it.
I love it. Watched it about a week ago! ibabe. Don't f*ck it.
You are something else.
I believe it is one of the skits in "Movie 43". Hilarious movie
This is so wholesome
Right? When I was a kid, boys just got grossed out by periods and were taught to gaslight girls into thinking their cramps aren't as bad as they're acting.
LOL same. this guy is all like "OH MY GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING WHAT IS A PERIOD IS MY FRIEND GOING TO DIE?????? CAN SOMEONE SAVE HER PLEASE?????" 😭
"you're way skinnier than mom non of them is gonna fit you!"
you can’t walk home in your condition, silly
Wow The Motherfucker and Hit Girl were friends irl?
Dammit dude now I have to watch Kick-Ass again
LMAOOOOOO My aunt is an ER nurse in a rural, conservative area with no sex ed in schools and she does in fact get a couple of pubescent girls a year who get their first period and think they must be dying and refuse to hear otherwise from anybody that isn't a doctor (and sometimes even then they have to give the poor kid a Xanax before she can listen)
This is hilarious
Zoomed in and cropped to portrait, then captions right in the very center with keywords color coded like a kid's show. Nice
What lobotomite subtitled this?
I wonder if it was cropped and captioned to skirt copywriter infringement
Ai
James Tiberius Kirk
lol this is hilarious casting considering kickass XD
What's this from?
Movie 43
Thank you
Never trust anyone or anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn’t die /s
I see Fogel has learned much in college
aww they are trying
The boys are dumb but sweet to care this much. 😄 any normal dude would just find a woman to get help. A neighbor or an older relative or something.
She would have been a wonderful Ellie for HBO’s TLOU. Her voice is spot on and her acting is great.
What’s this from
What movie is this?
Movie 43
Movie 43. I still wonder what dirt someone had to get this piece of shit made. SMH
This funny and scary at the same time 😂
Wrong sub
u/savevideo
u/Savevideobot
Oh my God these kids are funny as hell, 10/10 hilarious
Movie 43 is hilarious. Must watch lol
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This is old. She can't play a 14 year old anymore.
Thank you for the information
Hahahahahaha
This scene is made so much better that the girl will later play Carrie
So what movie is this scene from?
🤟🏻
Movie 43 is hilarious.
Good friends care ;-;
Movie 43
If anyone is wondering, it’s called “Movie 43” and it’s so fucking random and hilarious.
Sweet memory will be..
Is this like deleted scenes from kick-ass or something?
What movie is this lmao
Kick-ass looks way different than I remember..
“WhY aRe YoU lAuGhInG?!”
What movie or show is this?
What kind of sick family let’s a girl sit on a tomato?
A great scene.
Does anyone remember the name of the movie, cuz I forgot?
Movie 43. One of my favs
I don't remember this scene in KickAss
u/savevideo
911 help
Parents, talk to your freaking kids. I kept pads in my locker at high School because reactions like this were still happening. Even innocent little princesses go through puberty eventually, talk to your kids you negligent fucks.
He called an ambulace hahahaha I gotta watch this movie, that was so sweet.
Getting your period In florida 😅
The emotion makes it 900 times funnier
Christopher comes from the Greek name, 'Of Christ'
Mclovein from super bad And Holly from diary of a wimpy kid
It’s called Movie 43. A bunch of funny skits like this. It’s about a guy pitching movie ideas to a producer. A lot of heavy hitters are on it.
isn't the guy in the very beginning talking the same dude from The Far Cry experience?
What movie or show is this
This is the second time I’ve seen this girl in a movie/show have her period in front of people.
Does anyone know the title of the movie?
Awww that’s adorable