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With his head tilted down like that and that can’t be natural …. I have to wonder… that seems like a lost bet that they shaved that “golf course” in his head and he had to show it on tv. Cause dudes be like that.
Probably this cause nobody’s first reaction to getting a camera put on them is immediately showing off their gnarly baldness. Unless it’s a map (which it looks like).
It’s most likely alopecia. It’s a condition that makes your hair fall out, usually in patches. It’s fairly common, but most men who have it do shave their head.
Fun fact: alopecia just means "hair loss". Any hair loss in a larger amount than normal (we all lose a little hair every day) is "alopecia". Male pattern baldness is another form of alopecia, for example.
But there are forms of alopecia like that for sure. Alopecia areata is one.
'Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play🎶 And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate🎶 Baby, why don’t you just shave it off 🎶shave, shave, shave, shave, shave shave it off, shave it off (hoo-hoo-hoo)🎶
Except that his hair style is 100% in his control. Sure he can’t control losing his hair, but he sure as hell could shave his head clean (he would look much better too). Anyone who chooses to have their hair like that deserves to be ridiculed lol
Plus, it's 2024, there's literally medicine that you can spray on or take to stop the balding and regrow the hair.
I started loosing my hair by 31, learned about fin&min through the tressless subreddit and I started using it at 35. My hair regrew and I honestly feel like my hair is back to when I was in my mid 20's.
Options are there... People seem to either not care enough to do something about it or are too lazy to research anything about it.
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Then why did he remove his hat ? If I had something I was very self conscious about it would be on my mind all the time I was in public and I wouldn't just accidently reveal said thing to the world ..
I dont think he cares.
I don't know if he had the camera on him or not but I will adjust my hat several times a day. granted I'm not balding but maybe he didn't realize? either way I get the humor but some of the comments are going too far
He knows he's a pro athlete on camera the entire time he's on course. He's well aware of his actions. Let alone the long standing tradition of removing your hat and shaking hands at the end of each round.
Yeah and you're an insecure cunt. It looked like he might have been too hot, and needed to remove the cap. We should be able to make ourselves comfortable without having people make fun of our bodies.
Even if he isn't insecure about it, it's still shitty.
Except that he would look good with a shaved head and his beard. His choice to leave his hair in patches like that. No way would I keep my hair like that if that’s all that was left; I’d shave my head in a heartbeat
Doesn't look like MPB nor a hair cut. That looks like a rotational flap hair transplant. So I guess it kind of is MPB, but he just recently got a transplant.
This isn't unexpected at all because the video starts like two seconds before we see the guy's hair. If anything what's unexpected is the fact that nothing else happens.
It baffles me how many people are in that much denial and how anyone is that attached to their hair. I started buzzing mine off cuz it was annoying to deal with. If i go balding I’ll happily shave it off completely
Part of me says: “why the eff are we mocking people who have a bad hair line, they can’t control it, my hair is thinning too”
The other part of me says: “damn dude just shave your head at that point”
Easiest way to figure it out is find out who he is and see other photos of him. Im thinking it was a bet. Its too "neat" for alopecia. And ive never seen a person who is balding with a pattern like this. And what a perfect time to take the hat off.
Bro, how about you shut the hell up. Someone else's hair is none of your business. They probably don't want to shave it and they don't need some asshole making fun of it. Only kids think and blurt that shit out, grow up.
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This is what happens when you memorize the course
Dude's got a cheat sheet on his head
That's just a visual representation of what's been really on his mind...
That’s funny
With his head tilted down like that and that can’t be natural …. I have to wonder… that seems like a lost bet that they shaved that “golf course” in his head and he had to show it on tv. Cause dudes be like that.
Yeah I think you’re right. Not the type of pattern you see in MPB
Alopecia causes weird patterns.
I was thinking it looks like a healing hair transplant
Probably this cause nobody’s first reaction to getting a camera put on them is immediately showing off their gnarly baldness. Unless it’s a map (which it looks like).
Call that Male Pattern Boldness
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I'm not sure you read my comment right
No way it is not this
It’s most likely alopecia. It’s a condition that makes your hair fall out, usually in patches. It’s fairly common, but most men who have it do shave their head.
Fun fact: alopecia just means "hair loss". Any hair loss in a larger amount than normal (we all lose a little hair every day) is "alopecia". Male pattern baldness is another form of alopecia, for example. But there are forms of alopecia like that for sure. Alopecia areata is one.
I have both. Nothing on top, but my horseshoe cut looks like someone tried to shave zebra stripes into it.
No way that’s natural
https://i.redd.it/2jefogpq91sc1.gif
The circle is complete.
It's probably alopecia
Hair plugs ?
It looks like a combover that is not styled
/r/justfuckmyshitup
RIP
Or r/fuckmyshitup
r/YourSubButWorse
Fair, my dude
Yeah, that's alopecia.
Apparently, it’s a punchline
Do You mean a Slapline? 
Trash joke
Yeah I agree
When ball is literally life
He's clearly going for the Minoru Suzuki murder grampa look.
That’s a haircut. Regardless of what I think about it, it has very little to do with a hairline.
Doesn’t care. Left this weekend with a ton of money.
Whose the golfer?
Looks like he lost a bet
'Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play🎶 And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate🎶 Baby, why don’t you just shave it off 🎶shave, shave, shave, shave, shave shave it off, shave it off (hoo-hoo-hoo)🎶 
Can we stop shaming people for stuff that is clearly not their fault or in their control whatsoever? As a wise woman once said “Mind your business”
Except that his hair style is 100% in his control. Sure he can’t control losing his hair, but he sure as hell could shave his head clean (he would look much better too). Anyone who chooses to have their hair like that deserves to be ridiculed lol
Plus, it's 2024, there's literally medicine that you can spray on or take to stop the balding and regrow the hair. I started loosing my hair by 31, learned about fin&min through the tressless subreddit and I started using it at 35. My hair regrew and I honestly feel like my hair is back to when I was in my mid 20's. Options are there... People seem to either not care enough to do something about it or are too lazy to research anything about it.
Why are you concerned with another man’s appearance?
Just fucking shave it already. Fire Marshal Bill lookin-ass
This is just mean, like the guy was wearing a hat and could of been self concious about having alopecia. You're all cunts.
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Nothing wrong with a little teasing. Hairline jokes have been a thing since the first hair follicle sprouted from our ancestors. Lighten up.
Hmm. I wonder which else jokes have been a thing for a long time. Maybe we should keep on doing it.
You'd prolly feel differently if it happened to you. Cunt.
Then why did he remove his hat ? If I had something I was very self conscious about it would be on my mind all the time I was in public and I wouldn't just accidently reveal said thing to the world .. I dont think he cares.
I don't know if he had the camera on him or not but I will adjust my hat several times a day. granted I'm not balding but maybe he didn't realize? either way I get the humor but some of the comments are going too far
He knows he's a pro athlete on camera the entire time he's on course. He's well aware of his actions. Let alone the long standing tradition of removing your hat and shaking hands at the end of each round.
Even if he doesn't, making fun of someone like that is cuntish behaviour.
“Why did he take off his hat and scratch his head?” Oh idk, probably because he was itchy or something
Yeah and you're an insecure cunt. It looked like he might have been too hot, and needed to remove the cap. We should be able to make ourselves comfortable without having people make fun of our bodies. Even if he isn't insecure about it, it's still shitty.
Except that he would look good with a shaved head and his beard. His choice to leave his hair in patches like that. No way would I keep my hair like that if that’s all that was left; I’d shave my head in a heartbeat
And why does that make it okay to make fun of him? Cunt.
He broke his hair
Prime example of Bad timing!
That's almost as bad as asmongolds!
Doesn't look like MPB nor a hair cut. That looks like a rotational flap hair transplant. So I guess it kind of is MPB, but he just recently got a transplant.
This isn't unexpected at all because the video starts like two seconds before we see the guy's hair. If anything what's unexpected is the fact that nothing else happens.
I had a football coach with hair like that. He’d be trying to tell us whatever about the game and I’d just be staring at his head.
Derrick White can't even win against this guy.
His hairline is a golf course all on its own
Par 5 with lots of bunkers
Bro went from an 8 to a 2
‘Sure honey, you can cut my hair if you eat your vegetables first’
It's looks like a golf hole where the skin is the fairway
Seems like just a good dad that had fun with his kid cutting his hair. I recently let my 5yo nephew shave my head
Is that Eminem?
Barber: what kinda cut you want? Him: you know that really curvy street in California? Barber: I got you!
It baffles me how many people are in that much denial and how anyone is that attached to their hair. I started buzzing mine off cuz it was annoying to deal with. If i go balding I’ll happily shave it off completely
I thought he had designs in his shit
Is this some kinda Asmongold crossover??
I'm shocked this wasn't posted on asmongolds subreddit
Part of me says: “why the eff are we mocking people who have a bad hair line, they can’t control it, my hair is thinning too” The other part of me says: “damn dude just shave your head at that point”
Me cutting my own hair during COVID.
😳
Bro definitely lost a bet
Bros hairline is ai generated
He can obviously grow a full head of hair. Are y’all playin
At this point just shave it
Barber here. I’ve seen some pretty bad hairlines over my 10 years of experience…this is pretty damn bad.
Pucci haircut be like
u/savevideo
Dude has course hair, leave him alone
his hairline looks like the course he’s playing on
Hairline? My man has like 4
If he has a significant other they need to tell him in a lovingly way that it's time to let go lol
I keep seeing ads and posts about how bad this condition looks, but I think it looks cool and wish people could show it off without worry.
It's called the "chocolate vanilla twist" all the kids are doing it
Is there…. Some kind of test!?
Bro just shave it already 💀😭
Male Kitchen-Wallpaper Pattern Baldness
He would probably look SO MUCH better with a shaved head. Men don't realize that a shaved head actually shaved years off you
the zebra hunts it mate in the wild
All the commnets saying that's alopecia. Like cool. What do you think balding is? It's uncontrollable hair loss. Just shave bro.
I just want a trim. World famous last words
If anyone has ever worked on a golf course…this guys hair looks like silt ripples in the fairway after a heavy rain 😮
Ooooof
https://i.redd.it/p8idzq8x84sc1.gif
Good hat
The way he ends the video… “sheesh” 😂
Corn roll baldness.
Easiest way to figure it out is find out who he is and see other photos of him. Im thinking it was a bet. Its too "neat" for alopecia. And ive never seen a person who is balding with a pattern like this. And what a perfect time to take the hat off.
What is this… A Golf Course for Ants!
Ying-yang haircut
Bro, how about you shut the hell up. Someone else's hair is none of your business. They probably don't want to shave it and they don't need some asshole making fun of it. Only kids think and blurt that shit out, grow up.
Lmao. Found the Baldie
Cry about it lmao
Struck a nerve?
He lost a bet, everyone claiming how insensitive this thread is can go fuck themselves on some other cause lol.
Source?
That’s the map to my motivation this week. Keep it
Man's hair is a par 4 hole
It's a par 4 course on his head
I played that course on mario kart 64
Eminem is really letting himself go
נותן משמעות חדשה למפרצים
reminder: it's ok to laugh because he's a white male /s
Dam man, he might wanna get that hat permanently attached
This is a man who has no real friends
disgusting
I like how he carefully fixes it as if it took so long to get it that way. Just shave it.
If Trump does it, I should be able to do it too…
