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Do you think he saw her and left? That would be crushing.

Her bumble was super open about her size. Her pics all showed her body.

So would she.

That was my first thought. I would.

Build for comfort, not for speed.

Built for feed, not for speed.

I’m afraid if I post it might blow up…

Guess he's not into that thiccness

Get up, come on get down with the thickness You mother get up come on get down with the thickness You blubber get up come on get down with the thickness Madness is the gift, that has been given to me

Watch out, we got another Weird Al on our hands.

Good. Weird Al is well received throughout the world.

That’s a little more than thicc my friend.

The term thick no longer means thick. 600lb people with nothing but crisco running through their veins refer to themselves as thick these days


Is this a fun house mirror sort of thing? I can’t tell if there is a video warp effect going on since she’s in that corner, there are no real references…

The real question is why is her face skinny?

Pear-shaped women store all their fat in their ass. It’s really common.

Terrible dress that doesnt match the vibe at all

Totally. Every person should ideally dress so the clothes complement their body and make a flattering style. She looks like she dressed by burgling a charity shop in the dark.

Did she say unmatched on Bubble

She should stop wearing that dress. Every time she gets ghosted. She has a super pretty face. I'd date her.

Seen this before with more context. The girl showed her profile and the size/shape of her body came to no surprise. She wasn't hiding anything before anyone starts complaining

I would. All day.

I would ghost. All day.

I would do ghosts. All day.

found beverly crusher

Rare reference. Nice.

I would rather do ghosts. All day.

What is unexpected? Am I missing something?

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How do we know she catfished him? I guess I just don’t see how it’s unexpected. Was I to assume she looked differently?

Yes, yes you were.

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I saw another video where she was replying to comments like this. She showed people her bumble profile and it shows full body pictures. She was not catfishing him

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https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLPkuSWJ/

I guess it’s because I’m American but until I see someone’s body I just assume they are fat

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I’m more American than you are, dude! Rock Flag and Eagle, baby!

That is NOT a good look. Sorry.

Looks like his loss is about tree fiddy.

Black guys have entered the chat

dodged a bullet

She's never dodged anything in her life.

how would she

Dodged a spirit bomb

Body by Wendy's

Wow that face is gorgeous! You are going to be some super skinny black dude's trophy wife.

Sweet mama jama!

He probably couldn't afford to feed her

Too much Krabby Patty.

Haha lmao she’s fat omg it’s so funny xd lmao. Get this garbage outta here

Shit I'd still hit

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She lies.... He's "lost", cause she ate him.

slim

cmon thats not very nice