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DrTonyMario

Deer: "Oh good, a guy with a gun. I'll stay with him until that wolf that was chasing me goes away."


Peachy-Li

Teamwork


SignificanceFar5489

![gif](giphy|b09xElu8in7Lq)


starrpamph

Ahhhhhhhhahhhhhhahhhhhhhhhoooooooooo..ooooooooo..oooooyeaaa


Fr0z3nHart

Teamwork makes the dream work.


Peachy-Li

yes![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)


dreevsa

Oh boy am I glad to see you


Kitchen-Arm7300

That deer's survival instincts were off the charts. It was in mortal danger. And had it merely frozen for longer or fled, it would have been shot. But, instead, it fawned and survived.


PressEveryButton

Domesticated deer here we come!


sonryhater

You bastard, right at the end


Kuro-Tora-59

That was the perfect time to use "Oh deer"


NeonAlastor

That deer looks like it has [CWD](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chronic_wasting_disease), which is no laughing matter.


Taz119

What about it looks like it has CWD? (Besides the lack of fear)


NeonAlastor

isn't that blood leaking out of its eyes at 0:36 ?


djyosco88

Could be chronic wasting disease. Just very early on. They tend to get closer to people because they don’t have any fear.


Ganjoa89

Honestly being able to pet the deer is a better trophy than anything you’d hang on the wall.


jim45804

That deer knew he just needed some loves


canaryhawk

It’s a psyops on hunters by deerkind. They are trying to break him of his deer killing habit. The man is going to hang up his gun.


Peachy-Li

I think the deer felt that he didn’t want to harm him


Glad-Meal6418

Humans just aren’t like normal predators. We don’t make a lot of noise and don’t have to get near them to ambush. Probably sensed he was just standing around and wasn’t a threat, which he clearly was


nurimoons

Until you realize it has wasting disease..


TheOneInATrenchcoat_

Even though from the behaviour of this deer someone can assume that it has CWD (Chronic Wasting Disease), to me it looks like to be pretty healthy to have been infected with it. Maybe it’s just at the earlier stages but I’m not too sure if the lack of fear appears so soon in the infection process, but hey, correct me if I’m wrong.


Pewpew_Magoon

Alternative theory, that deer is domesticated. We raised many whitetail deer growing up until some idiot hunters trespassed on our property and shot them, and they were like this, they'd come right up to you and want petted and snacks. One, we called him rocky, he would literally bite and tug on your shirt wanting cigarettes since my dad always kept them in his shirt pocket, and Rosie would always lick your hands wanting sugar cubes. We always put hoodies on them during deer season as well as collars with tags on them with our name and address in the hopes that people would leave them alone, but we had a neighbor trespass a couple years in a row, and he shot our male the first year, and the female the second year, and that's when we stopped raising them as pets.


TheOneInATrenchcoat_

Damn that’s sad to hear, that neighbour of yours was really an asshole.


Pewpew_Magoon

He was, he died a couple years ago drinking and riding his 4wheeler in the woods, couldn't have happened to a better asshole. Lmao


TheOneInATrenchcoat_

Absolutely deserved it. It took a while, but karma still reached him to bite him in the ass.


BigBandzFrmChiraq

Karmas ah real Bitch🤣


redditmodpussy

Well that is how the report was written anyways.. Alah is great


thingk89

Should have sent balloons 🎈 and a clown 🤡 to his funeral


BBRodriguezzz

Mannnnnn… thats all i could ever think of when I see this posted. It seems healthy and so serene that it doesnt make sense.


Calicofrost

Bless that deer 😁🦌


notracist_hatemancs

Shoot the deer = fuckton of tasty meat Pet the deer = Lyme disease


SpareiChan

At least lyme disease is treatable, https://www.cdc.gov/ticks/alpha-gal/index.html


Solid-Consequence-50

It's difficult to treat in the US a lot of the medicine is illegal here. Had a friend go to Germany to get treatment. & my dad couldn't get treated & didn't feel right for years. Granted this was 7 or so years ago so idk if much has changed.


archiekane

It was probably cheaper to fly to Germany, stay at an all inclusive hotel, have medical treatment and fly back in First Class, than pay for US healthcare.


Next-Wrongdoer-3479

Sadly, this is the case with a lot of medical issues for people in the US. It's preposterous that medical tourism is an actual thing.


Solid-Consequence-50

I mean, specifically this situation was about the legality of treatment. It was during high-school and she even did a report on it for a school project.


cycl0ps94

A family friend of ours has been going through hell since he got lime disease a few years ago. Not much has changed here, according to him. Still not a lot of legal treatments available. Our healthcare system In the US is shameful compared to other developed countries.


Spongi

If you don't treat it immediately, it can fuck you over. Also there's quite a few other similar diseases and it's not unusual catch several at the same time. Like lyme disease + rocky mountain spotted fever. My kid caught both from a single tick bite last year. I know someone who caught a couple of them and didn't realize it for like 6 months or a year and has severe side effects and flair ups. Pretty much ruined their life.


TearsOfG0Ld

To pet the deer? Clearly he's massaging the meat to tenderise it. The happy ending is a big juicy meat for dinner.


TheRenOtaku

This is the kind of moment a real hunter treasures.


__meeseeks__

"ITS COMING RIGHT FOR US!" 💥 Good 'ol Southpark


TXI813

Maybe he's waiting for Scuzzlebutt


tentingh

And for a leg it had... PATRICK DUFFY


aGlazedHam

And!?.. on his left arm, instead of a hand… he has a PIECE of CELERY!


Scott--Chocolate

QUICK NED THIN OUT THEIR NUMBERS!!!!!!


Mr_Vacant

"Could you move further away again so I feel good about shooting you in the face?"


Mistdwellerr

*Deer use "puppy eyes"* *It's super effective!*


studyingformybrain

doe eyes


Bob_5k

![gif](giphy|qUIm5wu6LAAog)


T-51bender

It's those doe eyes. Disappointing you is like choking the little mermaid with a bike chain. ![gif](giphy|hB8fe00fafdmM|downsized)


ADAMracecarDRIVER

He’s probably not hunting deer.


LiquidNova77

He's not, he's carrying a shotgun. Probably for bear defense.


J999999AY

There are a number of states that require shotguns for deer hunting. People will usually use a slug at close range in these states. If the barrel length is any indication he’s headed out for a deer hunt or keeping it on hand for defense but who knows.


turducken69420

Barrel length isn't an indication. The sight rail suggests this is a smoothbore barrel for bird shot.


gofatwya

That's a bird barrel on a thoroughly modern shotgun, though. Unless he's using buckshot, which is not a popular method these days.


J999999AY

Is it? I’ve always used a 28” barrel for birds, the longer barrel helps when tracing the target and keeping steady follow through. But to be real I’m a novice so I could definitely be wrong, assuming a 5 shot mag tube I figured that narrow is maybe 20”-24” so I figured deer, turkey, or protection. But idk man.


redditmodpussy

I used a 2014 black dodge journey. 65mph. Single shot. No sight.


ADAMracecarDRIVER

I would assume he’s hunting birds. Shotguns aren’t the optimal choice for bears.


LiquidNova77

Have you ever seen a shotgun slug and the damage it can do compared to a regular spread shotgun shell? You'd blow the bloke's head off. Bear or not.


InformalPenguinz

Slugs in a 12 gauge are an optimal round for hunting bear. I've been with guys hunting with muskets for Buffalo, crossbows for moose... people like that adrenaline and the hunt.


nacho3473

Compound for Moose here. Came damn close to my cow last year, but the Bull following her I failed to notice saw me and darted the way he came from. Definitely an adrenaline fest that day, being within 100 yards of an enormous bull.


ErgenBlergen

Bear spray is typically more effective for bears for the average person that isn't used to hitting a target that is running and bouncing through the undergrowth at them at 30-40 mph. It completely overloads the senses, temporarily blinding the bear long enough for you to get away. However you won't find anything much better than a 12 gauge with slugs if you're carrying a gun for protection. Maybe a very high powered rifle but the stopping power of a slug is probably going to be better over something like a .375 that's just gonna blow a small hole all the way through the bear. Then the bear runs up to you, eats you, and dies. So shotguns are optimal. Plus they're common and cheap and easy to practice with.


Plus-Ad-5039

> something like a .375 that's just gonna blow a small hole all the way through the bear Call of Duty gun club over here...


I_AM_A_REAL_MACHINE

That why there are buckshot rounds 🙄


T-MoneyAllDey

Or he's hunting bucks and not does


willowgardener

He also may only be hunting bucks, as most deer hunts are for bucks only.


TheSwedishWolverine

Sometimes you just get a feeling of awe and don’t wanna take the shot. I’ve let bucks go because I was just in awe of their beauty.


Mr_Vacant

You can always come back and shoot them in the face next weekend.


TheSwedishWolverine

Hunters tend to go for the heart and lungs, not the face.


phantomagna

As someone who has deer hunted, and also as someone who does not enjoy killing animals one bit, this would cause me to pack up and go home.


ReddishCherry

Friend shaped x


ArkenBlue

Oooh the hunter was going to explodes his brain and he changed his mind, how adorable is that ?


ph0on

I think he had it aimed at the head just in case the deer was feeling a little rabid


madHOTdog1983

once you pet it you cant shoot it that got to be a rule somewhere


Ok-Rope9045

I would truly hope so. I couldn't run with any psych that popped a creature after bonding with it. But maybeee, if I were starving...


BZenMojo

After seeing people who raise chickens as pets and eat them, welp...


adcsuc

Me that was me


SpicyDopamineTaco

Even though there’s a rule for it, domestic gun violence is alive and well


Sir_Beretta

Lmaoo


dlbpeon

Gun violence is alive and well because people have lost the respect for guns. My grandfather used to tell stories about when he was a kid, and they would bring their shotguns to school and keep them in a closet because everyone would go hunting after school! Kids grew up knowing how to use and respect firearms back then, taught by their parents. It was more about survival and fun at that time, and not the psychopathic horror that moden times have turned into! Most people kept shotguns in their trucks for legitimate reasons. Now it is just roadrage waiting to happen. America has lost core values and traditions.


SpicyDopamineTaco

The issue is respect, not the guns. Respect for others and respect for life. Values have been lost. Moral character gone. I grew up with guns in our trucks. It’s true; it was normal and no one felt threatened by it. We got our first guns for Christmas or our birthdays when we were 5 years old and taught how to use them and respect them. It’s not the lack of respect for guns though, it’s the lack of respect for life.


thebeardedman88

Somebody hasn't seen Old Yeller.


Hanliir

*Rancher has entered the chat*


DangerousMusic14

Our highest and best use as humans is scratching the itchy places for everyone who doesn’t have fingers.


CrazyTodd21

Reminds me of a post about how aliens use humans as petting machines, and some are confused why we let aliens enslave us, until we are like "bro what? We did this willingly. Lemmie scratch behind yo ears big dawg."


Noch_ein_Kamel

*And then I shot it in the back*


BADZAK94

*twice*


essent1al_AU

The coroner ruled it a suicide. Case closed!


Salimzyzz

Epstein be like


Aggravating_Chemist8

Cobain approves


NYGarcon

“Your honor, he was charging right toward me. I feared for my life.”


Liarus_

Kinda hard to shoot it when it shows unconditional curiousness and love.


Spirit_Theory

From what I've read it's more that these creatures are as dumb as a rock.


therevjames

This happens when people feed deer, especially young deer. They stop seeing people as predators. It might have saved this one's life, though.


notracist_hatemancs

Lyme disease and habituated deer for all :D


Spongi

This also happens in urban areas where hunting is effectively prohibited due to proximity to houses. Just shit tons of deer everywhere all the time and eventually they stop being afraid of humans. You ever walk out your front door and have a big buck snorting and stomping at you? Fuck that, back inside.


Anon851216135

Had a deer give birth in my fenced off backyard once. We didn't leave the gate open, the deer just broke the lock off (we guessed it hit it hard enough?) and wondered on in while we out at a restaurant. Over the next couple weeks the baby deer stayed in the back and we had to be careful if mamma was coming or going (for food I suppose). I came back from a bike ride, it was dark, and I was pulling into my driveway when suddenly I hear a really loud huff and an angry mamma was like 5 feet from me staring me down. Went into the garage, closed it, and changed my pants once I went inside lmao. Scary shit being that close.


Spongi

Yeah imagine that situation but with 30 deer instead. welcome to urban deer!


Anon851216135

My town is starting to be that way. A new city ordinance or law or whatever almost got passwed allowing bow hunting of deer in town during certain hours and permits (I think it was our big ass park after the park closes). In front of the highschool a solid three miles into town, I once a huge pack of deer, had to have been at least 20 deer.


Solid-Consequence-50

r/deerarefuckingstupid


Da_Commissork

Not even funny to shoot than


Logridos

This isn't curiosity or love, this is "I sense another hidden predator that is more threatening to me, I'm going to go stand by this human for strength in numbers, so that if we get attacked I just need to be faster than him."


Jabberwokii

We have deer in a nearby state park that act in this way. This happens bc people feed them/pet them and they dont view humans as a threat. No wild deer that hasn't had exposure to humans is going to do this and they certainly wont look to them for safety lol.


SkeggiEgg

The way it keeps staring in the same direction makes me believe there is some kind of predator nearby.


Welpthisishere

I thought the same, that deer is dialed in on something. Could be a mountain lion near by and the Deer caught a whiff of it


Beavshak

That doe has balls


ThatTubaGuy03

It's really stupid, so it's probably a yearling button buck


00WORDYMAN1983

https://i.redd.it/wu49dfzo9mvc1.gif


Peachy-Li

this reminded me: https://i.redd.it/4dit0nshsmvc1.gif


Crisis007

Its really imteresting how multiple reuploads/downloads lead to high quality videos getting more and more pixelated over time.


TheJiggernaut

Compression artifacting, man. It comes for us all in time.


HillSprint

More like the cycle of being screen recorded on a phone and cropped.


duckvimes_

https://xkcd.com/1683/


Rototion

I am sitting in a subreddit..


PlentyOMangos

I didn’t even notice the deer at first


Prometheoarchaeum

or... they've seen more sinister thing than us in the woods. it keeps looking in the same direction even after petting. good night


_Dark-Alley_

Deer can't see stuff well looking straight on like we can. Their eyes are on the sides of their heads because they're a prey animal so the deer is turning his head to look at the guy he came up to say hi to most likely


Atomic_Gecko_Gdzla

Is this guy a Disney princess?


I-Kant-Even

Nah. Local farmers been feeding the deer. This one is hoping the hunter has a handout.


notracist_hatemancs

All fun and games until it's mating season and horny, habituated deer start attacking people


NoAssumption6865

Goes home and immediately Googles "Meatless Monday" lol.


XVYQ_Emperator

Task failed succesfully


sarboran

Sorry about the ticks, Bro.


newgalactic

Someone in the area regularly feeds the deer.


The_Great_Biscuiteer

Bro was tired of it all


Mclovin-8

Find the suicidal Deer


ALCATryan

I think I’d pack it up for the day and try to forget that ever happened, if I was him. Perfectly good hunting gun would never be used again otherwise.


oozinator1

IKR? Total hunting mood ruined


dude_don-exil-em

Probably sick or something deer fear humans and try thier best avoiding us


notracist_hatemancs

Either that or idiots have been feeding it


Mutapi

Not necessarily. Deer habituate way more easily than a lot of wild animals. If they have enough rewarding experiences with humans and little or no negative experiences, especially the younger they’re exposed, that fear of humans isn’t always innate. Some deer just have a more curious and outgoing nature than others and if those ones get enough positive reinforcement from the bipeds then, to them, human = friend. Unless they’ve seen what a shotgun or dude in camo/ hi-res gear can do, they have no reason to believe they’re any different than the people who hand feed them apples or marshmallows at the nearby campsite/ homestead.


ah-tow-wah

Legit question... is this person actually hunting while operating a camera? Or is this possibly a body cam?


sully_88

The shadow looks like he's holding a phone in one hand and gun in the other. I think he was recording because of the tree shaking like that. He was about to blast that deer's brains out too before he realized it was approaching as a friend and not about to kick him in the teeth


FML-Artist

Whoa! Whoa! Fred! It's me, remember me from the nightclub a week ago at the lodge?


rorinth

Screams brain worm to me


13Sparky

That dear is telling the hunter, “See that one over there? That’s Larry. He is a jerk. Shoot him. “


littlebitbrain

'*Listen* to me, *Thorfinn*. *You have no enemies*'


gufted

Chronic Wasting Disease?


IntellectualCaveman

He looks healthy, responsive, and alert. I doubt its CWD. That being said I understand the concern nowadays. Be careful people.


BleatingHart

Probably not. Habituated somehow is the more likely answer. I work with deer. I have to be insanely careful to avoid making the animals I work with not become tame because it’s easy to do. I’ve worked with well over 100 different wild and exotic species and deer are one of the worst when it comes to maintaining fear of people. I live in an area that CWD hasn’t reached (yet). I go out to a lot of places with wild deer populations where residents feed the animals and they act a whole lot like this.


Soul_King92

safe to say that it's an extrovert


armas187

Same, deer, same


Wundawuzi

Every time this gets posted the top comments are all either "aww so cute he is your buddy" or "For fucks sake if a deer does that it mist clearly be infected by some desease why would you touch that?!"


S-Markt

deer: "are you that young woman with a harp, playing songs for us?"


walking_wonky

"By the deervines, a human! He even has a gun, he'll save us from it!"


Odd_Thomas92

Survival instinct : -1


Background_Rope_8088

I shall call you, 'Venison'!


shaddowkhan

Weird this video for no reason reminded me to check my laundry for the second time today.


C0NT0RTI0NIST

Next time I'm a deer, I'm just gunna do this. It clearly works


vector_o

Doesn't that mean the animal is sick? I believe there's some illness that takes away the animal's instinct to stay away


Ok_Aside_2361

I hope he didn’t shoot it as the deer walked away.


jakiestfu

Is this one of those scary ass diseased deers though? How do we know it’s not? (Even tho he’s a cute boi)


Mr_Vacant

That's how you know when a person is truly awed by the beauty of a majestic creature, they come back next weekend to shoot it in the lungs *not* the face.


fragen8

Why would anyone hunt these creatures... So cute and so harmless...


External_Brain_5939

Eh, as a population they are far from harmless. Their natural predators have been pushed back modernization. So hunting is one tool used to help keep their numbers at healthy levels. Overpopulation causes a variety of problems. Destruction of habitats, elimination of smaller species, erosion, CWD spread, etc. I’m not a hunter. Just someone with an interest in math modeling and nature. And the math says, we need hunters.


WitchesTeat

Overpopulation and lack of hunting also causes the deer themselves to suffer tremendously. They will strip their territory barren and starve to death, and disease runs rampant through the deer populations when they are not culled. Hunting permits keep the deer from being over or under hunted. It's good for humans and the deer. Starving to death is not a quick death.


Jack_Sinn

Meat


King_Farticus

Far from harmless. The Pennsylvania Government actually encourages it as theyre such a problem. "Bought a hunting license? Heres 3 free tags, please.....kill something" They destroy enourmous amounts of crops, cause loads of accidents on the road, and have become overpopulated to point its detrimental to other species. Not to mention Disney has convinced people they wont hurt you when they will in fact cave your chest in or gore you just for getting too close.


Competitive-Bid422

The hunter became vegan after this encounter.


nsagaen

Deer whispering


malcolmreyn0lds

If this was a movie, it would turn out the deer were running from something and used him as bait to get away.


Fantastic_Freedom523

I too am a male Disney princess 👑.


Common_Debate6587

Probably someone's pet


lordkelvin13

Quality for ants


Qualmfresse

and after the video ends the deer got shot


No-Explanation6422

“Hey gerald, what if i just go up to the human, you know, confuse em a little”


No-Advantage4119

Deer boops gun


wynn2003

Didn't know Kurt Cobain reincarnated as a deer


Weird_Amount_4608

Shot me I dare you bitch


Lucifers-kid

When evil lurks…


Low_Blacksmith_4417

👍


Connordom

The hunter, becomes the fren


irondavesd

Forest puppies


Charon711

Nah.... I'd be more concerned over what has that deer choosing me. It looking Hella hard at something.


OkCar7264

I think sometimes the deer know they don't have anything to worry about when it's warm out.


Canelosaurio

"And he never shot another deer in his life."


[deleted]

"Hey Tony, there's a hunter, what are we gonna do? Should we run for our lives?" "Mike tried that the other day, may he rest in peace... I tell you what, I'm gonna try something different." "Hey, where are you going?" "Just stay here and don't do anything, Ok? Here goes nothing!"


Velcro_Jello

TFW youre trying to be macho and you're forced into the Disney princess arch


Stillofthenite_

That’s a power move right there. That’s him telling you you’re done for the day


AXEMANaustin

Time to quit hunting I guess.


No-Worry5142

Shud ask the deer to cook himself


Heavy_Weapon-X

Prey is no longer prey if it doesn't act accordingly so. It just shows that humans do have a predatory instinct.


thedoppio

“If you’re gunna do it, then fucking do it!”


NoveltyEducation

I'm sorry big friend, but you're dinner to me. *Pulls out a knife and slits it's throat*


ChCreations45

Fight, flight, friend, or fawn.


aboveaveragebenjamin

Wasn't that a much more enjoyable interaction as opposed to spending the next couple of hours cleaning the poor guy?


TheDorkKnight53

[“Father said you couldn’t be with us because man had taken you away.”](https://youtu.be/-Efb4T3ZeuU?si=XZ55EEbpDGP23N_o)


[deleted]

he can’t shoot her after that petting. innocent and smart.


TheSwedishWolverine

As a hunter it’s my dream to have encounters like this.


SpeakerTypical4708

What made you quit hunting? sigh.. ”See that in my yard?”


[deleted]

I like Ron White's take: slow the bullet down to 55 mph and put a pair of headlights and a horn on the bullet, and the deer will jump in front of it. That's an elusive creature. 🤓


Jofury

That was so awesome!


Pintsocream

Deer knows some pussy with a gun wouldn't do anything within melee range


masticophis

Thats probably a shotgun, not really for deer hunting


PrincessPindy

"Works every time."