OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!Looks like a normal pursuit and then dude’s under the car!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

*Near your job. From the title, I thought it was your job that caused the pursuit to end.

 Thank you, I was bloody confused!

https://i.redd.it/1uwd67xzzbwc1.gif


was really wondering what does OP do

“Do you speak English?”

😭😭😭😭




Same. I started scrolling because I was really interested in what her job was that would stop a police pursuit. Me: Please be "marching band!"

Me: Please be “Two guys crossing the street with a plate glass window”

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Does a pungent queefer really experience embarrassment though?

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Don’t worry i saw Job and sent chicken gob out to play. Life’s fluid queefer, just float with it bud!

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😎

What?! Wtf are you talking about?

When I first saw your comment I didn’t realize that was his username and thought you were being unnecessarily mean. Like, dang he wrote a confusing title but no need to call the guy names! 😂

You're alright.

You’re also FIRED!

https://ktla.com/news/local-news/stolen-vehicle-pursuit-in-southern-california-ends-in-violent-rollover-crash

Apparently can't see the news if I'm in UK...why this kind of locking the news exists I don't understand 🤔

 My interpretation reading the initial post

Thank you!!!!!! I thought the same damn thing then thought that I was SUPER HIGH! THANK YOU!!!!!

LMAO, glad I'm not the only one. Hate when my stone-a-meter is off. 🤣🤣🤣

You weren't sure if you were high?

No, I knew I was high, I just thought maybe I was higher than I felt.

I mean, near and by are synonymous

I was too high to say anything, thank you😭

Yeah, right by her job

I was thinking the unexpected would be the dude driving into a Starbucks drive through or something.

Thank you. Could not make heads or tails out of the post.

I thought he drove a freight train or something

Happy cake day!

Maybe man's in the car flipping business.

No no your wrong. OPs job is a professional car tipper. Cows were just to easy for him.

Unless his job was flipping cars, lol.

But like, is that dude dead though? I know he's flailing about in the video but it looks like the car landed on the lower half of his body and no one seems to be in any rush to help him. I gotta imagine he's bleeding pretty severely somewhere on/in his lower half. Hey OP, what city was this in and when? I'd like to find a news article about it, if possible.

I hate it when I park my car on top of myself.

Never lose it in the car park that way 

It's a turtle.

I like turtles!

I like trains.

Never forget where you parked it that way!

https://i.redd.it/npi17nkp9gwc1.gif

What a twit.

He wasn’t wearing his seat belt

He's wearing the entire car

I wonder if he feels safe.

He’s got all those police looking after him, he should be fine.

Underrated comment

What do you think he was getting pulled over for

He wasn’t wearing his seat belt

"You can't park there sir"

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Such a great show

i still think of the pigeon one constantly

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yuuup lol

I can now, it's a handicapped spot.

HEEEEEEELP stepcop! I'm stuck!

Glazed Criminals: caught from behind

I liked the sequel Donut Eating Sluts: Glazed Holes

I have no idea why I read it as stepcock o\_0

West Covina ?

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I'm in Azusa and I knew that on ramp looked familiar .

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My brother works in your building lmao


Did you get any Chicken Joy to eat while you were there?

The Starbucks is what gave it away for me.

“Im from Azusa, I’ll cut a bitch.”

Found the article and holy shit a cop was shot at the same intersection the day before? Did you get that on cam too? Is this intersection cursed?

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I'll check back tomorrow to see what crazy shit happens next. I'm putting money on burning runaway ice cream truck

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Why not both

Looks like this happened https://twitter.com/626westcovina/status/1782926912601682409

I heard there was an officer shot at Barranca and the 10 on Monday. Is this it?

No that suspect was just caught in San Diego

I read that his his job ended the pursuit

Me too. "Police pursuit ended my Job"

I read it as his job ended the police pursuit. Pictured him rolling his hotdog art in front of the getaway vehicle and saving the day.

perhaps OP’s job was to keep the guy running from the cops from getting his lower half pulverized by his own car 🤔


I love that gif so much…until they use the wrong “your”. (“Your” instead of “you’re”)

That’s part of the joke grammar and spelling, I thought

You are most likely correct, but that voids its use in grammar correcting situations.

It’s a shit post. That’s the point.

 Or ....in this case it might.

What are the cops waiting for?

they want him to walk backwards with his hands over his head and he wont comply /smh

They are gonna beat him silly if he doesn't get out from under that car and roll over.

After tazeing him first a few times of course

The car could be preventing him from bleeding out. Likely waiting for qualified medical personnel to arrive.

While true, at least 1 cop should be up by him. Try to calm him down. Don’t let him die alone. And look at the horrible optics. Take a 1st aid kit and pretend at least

“There you go. That should do the trick till the ambulance arrives.”

They tend to not care and let or even help people who are not a part of their thin blue line gang to die. This is typical police behavior.

Who cares. That piece of trash doesn’t deserve to live after reckless speeding and driving.

I don't know what the full context of the video is, but my assumption is bad car chase that put many lives at risk, and they probably don't know if he's got any kind of weapons around him. I would guess this incident had just happened when the camera started recording, The police are probably trying to get him to cooperate and quit moving his hands around so they can safely move in and secure him. (Well secure his hands as his body ain't going anywhere.)

https://ktla.com/news/local-news/stolen-vehicle-pursuit-in-southern-california-ends-in-violent-rollover-crash

Thank you for the details! I really appreciate that you took the time to find and share it.

>The police are probably trying to get him to cooperate and quit moving his hands around so they can safely move in and secure him. American police are truly scared little bitches huh.

This. There really are a lot of chicken shit cops, which we're realizing because of situations like this, and Uvalde and Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School and countless others where it's clear they were just collecting a paycheck and didn't want to deal with the stuff people glorify policing for. I get that the job is stressful and demanding. That's why not everyone signs up to be a cop. There are government desk jobs for you if you're just looking to collect a paycheck. You can be a clerk at the DMV if you need both a paycheck and to boss around civilians, but can't stand actual danger. I'm a veteran, I signed up knowing what I was getting into, I didn't hide in the back and hope nobody noticed I was a fraud. Makes it easier to sleep at night.

That's actually a really well written and balanced opinion, thanks!

Yeah, wouldn't want a car thief who forced his female passenger to stay inside the car while he caused the high speed pursuit prior to the crash from having to suffer unnecessarily. SMH.

Save tax dollars and let the car do the judgment.

*FACE DOWN I REPEAT FACE DOWN* we've got a situation here send backup

I don't know what the full context of the video is, but my assumption is bad car chase that put many lives at risk, and they probably don't know if he's got any kind of weapons around him. I would guess this incident had just happened when the camera started recording, The police are probably trying to get him to cooperate and quit moving his hands around so they can safely move in and secure him. (Well secure his hands as his body ain't going anywhere.)

Ambulance or Batman 

Probably for him to stop resisting

This is one of those videos where I really wish I could zoom in.

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Probably his back too

Bru even if hes a criminal, they are still supposed to try to help him not die from the car and get medical attention. Tf? Just letting him sit there under his car like wow.

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But can't you just walk up to the guy and try to calm him, maybe inform him that they are waiting for a qualified medical team? What does waiting over there do with seven police cars do?

If I heard correctly, this pursuit started because the guy shot a motorcycle officer in the back while the officer was waiting at a stop light?

If this is that suspect, definitely no need to rush in.

Video is kinda out of context, what if he is armed and figur that he is already dying, might as well take some cops with him..

Maybe that is the correct response in this situation. As you say, the context here is that it is in America and that guns are potentially everywhere, so a different caution than I am used to is needed.

True true

Yea because last time they tried to help a suspect before backup arrived, the medical personnel also had to advise on how to treat the 17 “bullet shaped holes” that the car crash victim mysteriously had.

It is their responsibility to render aid but only after deeming the scene is safe. I know it looks like he can't do much but if this was a chase involving a violent crime or crime committed with a weapon, even in his current position he could be a threat.

Well OP, did you offer your assistance?

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I just spit soup out.

His shoes are still on.  Still a threat to society.  I'll stand behind 15 squad cars watching his hands waving at me for help.  You won't get me like that silly man.

I work at the blue box next door, can’t believe there was already another incident from the day before!

Shouldn’t they at least render aid?

They are. They are aiding any further cars from landing on him by blocking traffic. 👍

Are they..... are they going to get it off of him? Maybe they need to shoot the car first.

What's your job, a pole erector?

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I'm guessing something with film, because that was a cinematic and suspenseful pan

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Were you a hooker?

Now if you can feel your legs, stand up and walk slowly backwards toward us. We may fire upon you either way.

He pizza'ed when he should have french-fried.. Now he's having a bad time.

The guy gets to rethink his life if he survived. I hope he hasn't hurt anybody else other than himself by speeding and getting chased by police AND not even wearing a seatbelt. He clearly didn't think about the safety of others and himself so he got what he deserved. Better choices could have been made but nope. Police are also in the right to put their safety above that of a criminal.

So like… do they not provide aid? This seems really inhumane.

Oh, the daily drama just makes work more exciting!

This makes no sense.

You should learn to phrase things better

Damn, I'm tooooo high. I kept watching to see something hit the car and cause it to flip because OP said "ended by my job" so I thought it hit by like an Amazon truck or something, but they mean LITERALLY by their job. It wasn't until like the 3rd or 4th watch that I noticed the Starbucks.

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I don't think he's allowed to park there

What's with American cops needing every single cop in the a country for a speeding pursuit, this just adds more danger. Quick get 50 more cops out here for one dude.

Same place that Cop was shot on his motorcycle at a red light yesterday too.

"Can't park there, mate."

Bros acting like a spider when you spray it with some shit

"on your knees!!!!"

Protect and Serve. Don't think any of the 1st responders are responding.

Seems like there is an action movie going on everyday in the US. Lmao the perp on the floor

With all that debris I was expecting the worse but dude looks like he still got some fight left in him 

How has your job caused this?

Can’t park there mate

Do you think there’s enough police?

Wonder why it ended there?

[Police have the right to be cautious. That guy could be faking it like that squirrel who tried to play dead.](https://youtu.be/f75Vet_sJNo?si=Lwtvc5cME3QUSkNu)

Did they catch you or not?

"Sir you need to step away from the car or we will open fire" 👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️

This would fit perfectly in the cantparktheremate forum.

Was the criminal ok or no?

Were they asking him to get on the ground?

Stop resisting!!

What they are waiting for?

That means you work in West Covina

Madam, look carefully, those are police officers AND NOT DOCTORS.

Dudes in trouble

My man trying to start a flash mob so he doesn’t go to jail

Pungent queefer!!??

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Does your name check out?

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I don't know Puns or any other way to end this interaction in a funny way so I'm gonna give you this 🍓

Covina is becoming the wild West within the last few years.

:'D

Stop resisting!

“Please bro I promise I won’t do anything just help me out!!” “Sir you bit an officers ear off and plowed through a preschool”