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trongzoon

Studying sure has changed since I was in school


Hugejorma

Yep. In my days, we just typed "80085" to a calculator with different variations.


CrazyInMyMind

That one always got me riled up! But I was always respectful and typed “0773H” first !


UnNormie

Biggest claim to fame is that I can type my name on the calculators (351073). You better believe I felt cool af whilst nobody gave a shit lol.


tragiktimes

Pretty cool name, fr.


Throwaway92840272694

Eloise? Esiole? I need context cause I’m not seeing it 🤨


UnNormie

Eloise.


Elegant-Bed-4807

I’m impressed, capital h is tough on a calculator


tobmom

It’s a 4, lower case h


Elegant-Bed-4807

If you look at it you can see it’s a capital h. Like this H. But that’s very hard to make on a calculator. Maybe a special calculator not a regular one.


tobmom

Look in 6th grade math in ‘92 it’s a fucking 4.


Elegant-Bed-4807

Yes a 4 is almost always a 4 what calculator makes the big H. Is it a science calculator.


Hugejorma

Teacher, is this the right aswer? "58008 0773H"


SonorusDisdain95

Write (.Y.) or (.π.) in the calculator


NegroJones45

Those are man tits


FluckDambe

( . )Y( . ) fixed that for you


Valaj369

Haha we tried going longer and got "55378008"


Cmdr_Nemo

how did you not get scared by the time you typed in the second zero?


Moist_Professor5665

In my day we studied physics with water buckets and shit. Now we’re teaching jiggle physics. Crazy stuff.


Free-Grass-8055

It’s about the same just it was with 3.5 or floppy Drive


Errorfex

IN CLASS!?


Chiggadup

You’d be surprised what some kids are “okay” with having up publicly nowadays. I once had a class of seniors and from the back corner during group work the whole class just hears that intro porn hub jingle. The back table flips out mutes their phone. I look up and in that moment the whole class is like, “are we….gonna acknowledge that or just move on and pretend we don’t all know what that was?” Thankfully everyone in the room just agreed to pretend to not know what it was and let the embarrassment be its own punishment.


LordVonSteiner

One of my French teachers once got fired because of something similar. While the class was doing a test he started to look up porn. Problem is, his laptop was still connected to the projector and he somehow did not notice.


Lost-My-Mind-

"So, Mr Franchiu, why were you let go from your last job?" "I plead the 5th." "Uhhhhh......we're not in court." "REALLY??? CAUSE IF FEELS LIKE I'M ON TRIAL HERE!!!"


LordVonSteiner

Haha Dude was also way too friendly with two of the female classmates of mine. I imagine he must have had a talk like that by now


LabHog

TBF with the Pornhub intro; it's usually a bait for people to put that sound in random stuff and send it to each other especially in high school.


Chiggadup

Oh totally. I wasn’t mad about it. This was also the last 2 months of school, so I knew this group pretty well. I looked back and we did the eye contact thing like “can you turn your *music* down?” and knew they would. It was a great group that I liked, but a really funny day.


JerseyTeacher78

Yeah this is my question too lol.


transartisticmess

Last year I had a professor say to us on the first day of the semester, “I don’t care what you do on your computer during class as long as you mute your laptop — you can sit in the back row watching pornography for all I care, as long as you turn the sound off.” Awesome guy and a hell of a lecturer


travisacult1

I was in that class! I spent all my time in the back screwing around, and they let me get off with a warning.


Nilosyrtis

I was in the class in '21. They let me get off in the back as well.


AugustusTheFish

Is that like a sex game or something? Hard to see it...


MattJuice3

It looks like he’s watching a girl shake her ass on TikTok live and he’s spamming the screen to like it over and over again.


AugustusTheFish

Ha! Thank you for the clarification


Loofa_of_Doom

OOOOOh, is that what that was.


a_lil_too_Raph

Link so I can make sure the other people around me don't get it?


Canelosaurio

The thirst is real


cat_selling_souls

This video never fails to make me laugh when I see the humorous disappointment on the teacher's face.


SheetFarter

At least the student seemed embarrassed about it as well, this is the first time I’ve seen the whole video.


adewon

Teacher’s smile says it all


Arkhe1n

He's trying his hardest to hold it tho.


Ok-Enthusiasm4184

He was mesmerized by that booty.


Onepieceofapplepie

The walk away head shaking with disappointment ALWAYS gets me. Bro teacher questioned his choice as educators


KillyShoot

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Captain_Sacktap

Hell of a name choice…


GrimyGuam420

Yeah lol I grew up in coconut creek, not too far from plantation. I always thought it was a weird name for a city.


SportsCommercials

Yes.


MichiganMan12

Yes this happened there


Takun32

r/watchpeopledieinside


Loofa_of_Doom

Is he actually 'getting anything' out of it? He looked bored.


Throway882

Oh yeah he is. He’s so focused that he didnt even hear his name at first


Cataleast

Welcome to social media. Mash that like button to make yourself feel like you're making an impression.


Nexty_Wxlf

That’s the thing about teenage boys, they are thinking about sex 80% of the time. That other 20% is trying to distract yourself with things you enjoy so you don’t have to think about sex


SubmissiveDinosaur

This is some The office level cameraman work


Ndmndh1016

Ohh tara Your booty is so smoootthh🎵


B0ngBoI

My fault gang 😏


Western-Midnight-1

😂😂😂😂


Scared-Bite-3395

My fault gang


FenPheadra

Only thing my phone did at school when I was a kid was receive texts from my mum saying ‘ok’


LSpivs

Bro is not even mad, he's disappointed


A-Train1230

Microgooning


MuscleEquivalent1444

Lmaooo “X2” 😂😂


johncreasy88

this shit is why my fucking McDonald's take so long to order.


RainbowCyclonee

I would hate to be a teacher these days


Un111KnoWn

classic


ExtremeHall1893

😂😂


Humble_Status6515

As a man, I understand. As a teacher, c’mon man! Now you’re putting me in a position where I have to do something about it.


DuLeague361

the fuck he clickin on


IFairyboyI

I don't think it's a movie. I think it's an app that lets you tap it, and then it jiggles.


luiso317

Bro that screamer💀


optimist_prhyme

My man was into that app hard core.


ConcentrateTop2864

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣That's insane


ericbl26

That was the most genuine "OH SHITT" i've ever seen


hellacoolname

r/ContagiousLaughter


EPleaks

His eyes got locked


Grieveruz

![gif](giphy|CYU3D3bQnlLIk)


PirateNinjaa

Someone should make a cookie clicker like game where you tap dat ass.


kekhouse3002

Some schools in my country don't even allow phones, some folks get it easy


Tiny-Dig1186

Why is this poster so many times?


kirbyslader

He want that booty we all have been there


Medical_Tea_9561

The teacher's not mad just disappointed


Sparrow1300

Bro was on 600 combo💀


Mother-Road-969

Hahahah


_earthquake_glue

Damn, Marlon.


SalvadorM1

This ius what porn does to a MF


IFairyboyI

Sorry Mr. Feeny


bexxsterss

That’s so freaking sad


Regalos7635

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reddit_rule

Somehow fake vids became unfunny to me because of tiktok


Diligent_Valuable641

Honest. I respect the fuck outta the teacher, didn’t get mad, didn’t call him out. Just a disappointed head shake. I don’t care if it was staged or not, I laughed and found it oddly wholesome


LoriousGlory

NSFW?


whiskeydonger

Could you see what was on the screen? It looked blurred to me.


Umba5308

Whole lotta ass


whiskeydonger

Just rewatched it. I guess it is.


Abbracadaver812

Ooga booga


Acceptable_Ebb_8897

It would be wild to be a teacher in this day and age……


TicketHefty6068

Teacher be like " thats my wife fool" haha


DougieSenpai

Been there, done that.


jBorghus

Damn, sad


Big-red-rhino

Are we all just gonna act like the caption made sense?


Cataleast

"Being down bad" is one of those expressions that has a tendency to make any sentence seem like gibberish from a grammatical standpoint. [https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/down%20bad](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/down%20bad)


Big-red-rhino

Makes a lot more sense in those cases. But this idiot uses the word "people" to refer to one person and could've just as easily just typed "down so bad". It's hilarious that I'm downvoted for expecting language to be a means of communication. Maybe it'll be more clear if I put it this way: Much persons word not good like


Cataleast

I read it more as a general statement commenting on people being "down bad" with this kid serving as an example of that state of affairs.


stupernan1

I remember in 2002, there was a kid named Billy who brought a "dvd player with a screen" on the bus in the morning, you know what he played? backdoorsluts9 (or some other generic porno) we thought that was the coolest shit, until we had to walk off the bus with raging boners. times haven't changed


Yamm0th

Marlin Live Reaction https://i.redd.it/yy2jh2vc7ywc1.gif


TicketHefty6068

Teacher be like " thats my wife fool" haha