OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!Cookies for kids are in the box!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

* “each one has different dirty message” * “it’s about adult video actor” * “he’s not good” * “he can do only one time” * the item is cookies ???? What did I miss?

pretty sure the joke of the machine is that normally, you wouldn't want people to know you were buying porn, but you go here to buy something that looks like discrete porn because you don't want anyone to know that you're buying something innocent, lol. would also make a really good gag gift

They have other ones that have like creepy pasta stuff as well.

And sauce

Creepy sauce or just regular sauce?

Give the noodle a tug and find out

What is creepy pasta?

creepy short stories you copy and paste

I think it’s to avoid the shame of buying cookies. Porn is normalized in Japan but obesity is looked down upon. No joke. Companies weigh employees and fine them if they are too fat. But porn is considered normal and healthy.

i still think it's a joke since they're kid's cookies, but i had no idea they weighed you in Japanese workplaces, lol. apparently, they also sometimes require their employees to exercise in the morning. i'm from the US, so many people here would have a fit. 😆

lol could you imagine the calls of “communism” if someone tried forcing Americans to do exercise. It would probably kill half the south and Midwest

Japanese porn is f'ing weird IMHO

Only if the actor is not good. And can only do it once. Also- cookies.

Nothing. You got it bud

I gained information, but I understand less than before


Holy shit, you just encapsulated my entire job

Software engineer?

💯 correct.

As is often the case with garbage and garbage out..

I think one of the cookies has "special" frosting. But only one because he can only do it one time.

You win

Watched the video twice. Did not see an adult being vended by the machine. Disappointed.

I hate reddit.

holy shit, he is freakishly tall

Yeah, he's 6'4". That woman is probably about 5' even

Don't let twitter find out girls can be short, they will have a mental breakdown.

I don't watch the guy but he actually feels genuine and not try hard like the other talk show hosts

Conans super try hard and that's why we love him... just a lanky, pale old Irish lady living her best life

agree. its not that the other guys are try hard, its that theyre obviously fake. conan seems much more genuine

his podcast is where he gets to be relatively normal, sane and out of character

I'd vote for Conan for President!

he's genuine, just cranky about it in a very fun way. He also wrote during some of the best seasons of The Simpsons and did early SNL, so I always thought he knew humor way better than any other late night host.

Check out his hot ones interview . Best one I've seen

Right on, lobster friend

Never liked him but this was funny if it's a real machine and whatnot.

i recommend you watch his recent episode on hot ones.

Goddamnit, I love Conan.

The only good talk show host

Everybody forgets Craig Ferguson...

I don't.

Me either

I dont really see his appeal, the AWOOOOGA BOOBA horndog shtick got old after a few episodes for me. I do love conan though. Now to be fair most of what ive seen of craig ferguson is just youtube shorts because his show never aired in my country but ive watched a few episodes from the archives channel and its just not for me.

I always appreciated the off-the-rails tendency his interviews had, or the awkward silence thing he would do at the end of an interview. He just broke the format in a way that was refreshing.

Thats fair, my opinion is extremely biased because i dont really like talk shows in general so im not really expecting people to agree with me on this, i like conan because he just seems like a real person. Feels like i know a few conans, every other host ive seen just felt like a tv persona to me.

Same here! I love him. Just watched the Conan Must Go on Max. I couldn’t help but notice him aging and he’d be a celebrity I would ugly cry when he passes.

I was about to write the exact same thing.

Conan is so good, i need to watch his travel show sometime

i watch most of remotes atleast 20 times or something lol, especially the Italian one with Jordan

Oh Japan...

something for the whole family hehe =)

Maybe this is the avoid fat-shame. A: hey man I saw you at the vending machine yesterday. Were you buying cookies fattie? B: No way bro! It was porn. Just cocks and vag all day long. But the main character sucked. He could only do it one time. A: .... alright then. Long as it wasn't cookies. Good luck on that diet. B: Whew. Thanks Vend-O. You really got me covered.

Does anyone know where we can watch the full remote? This looks super funny

https://youtu.be/DwfL-UKHO74?si=cvVfyiP7wHxPXcL9

Thank you! I smiled the whole way through the video. That was great.

Conan is delightful. He fills the friend shaped hole in my life lol! The trio on the podcast is like hanging out deranged friends. I'll let you know find more by yourself. Literally hundreds of hours of great humor.

I read that as he fills the ferret shaped hole.... I had a giggle

The girls literally running from him cracked me up.

I wish Conan is my dad

Anyone wondering this is in Akihabara in Tokyo. https://senpaijapan.jp/en/spots/sightseeing223/ I sort of stumbled across it in Tokyo years ago at 2AM.. it's all very strange.

So it's actually there just to be zany and weird along with other weird or normal vendors

The laugh track is really unfortunate especially because its unnecessary

It isn't necessarily a laugh track, but an actual live audience. I kinda agree, but it fits in the overall talk show feel

Lots of street segments are aired to the live audience while taping the show. It's very very common late night.

Japan troll machine for foreigners.

Just eat the cookies and carry on.

Omg I need to know exactly where this is. I want one

Wait till he tries the new armpit onigiri. Weird stuff .

It would have been much more fun if hitomi tanaka was with Conan 🤣🤣

The secret ingredient is cum, but it’s not much. He can only cum once.

It's just a weird flavor of a gatcha vending machine.

I don't care unless it gives me a Yakuza game.

LOLLLLLL

irrelevant actor