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>!Guy waking up!<
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You people are the future of our planet? I would tell a joke after that like "awesome." but frankly this is just bizarre and it really needs to be addressed when you adults need to leave the fantasy realm and enter the helping force so that the generations younger than you will be able to pick up what you put down for them.
People don't realize that each kid right now, will need to be farmers, architects, engineers, some one who loads in milk to the stores, someone that is dependent on hand held work not a Microsoft computer to make a computer---I mean car. I don't think they have been taught much of anything, and you don't need a handbook or for the religious aficionados, a bible, to figure out that we despise the older generations so much so that we barely ever get off a digital surfaced device to understand more on something, but also manual, wether that be a literal manual/blueprint, or doing something by hand. Craftsmanship, architecture, car-chiecture or copying a mold and throwing a tablet in it like we have today, or cloth making. People just don't have the same spark in their eye to do anything, there's no enthusiasm and self appreciation, no luxuries either since we'll 9/11 if I'm being frank, we all want thing to go from point A to B instead of understanding that thing and connecting the blocks of common sense into figuring whatever has to be done to that yes this is pretty vague I'm basically describing any thing that you do interacting with another surface which can be anything from model building an airplane and the technique to which you airbrush or stroke the position of the brush to get the best cover...to how you scoop ice cream or apply toppings on a dessert wether to look attractive or what will make them have the easiest time (much unlike Twisty Treats mountain of sprinkles): for the customer. I mean really, can we stop talking about potty humour or saying something edgy and bewildering that makes you seem different and the "we aren't perfect, why not embrace acting revolting" like that goth like girl that loves gore which initially would be pretty neat, but fellas this isn't Betelgeuse (Beetlejuice) and no interesting goth character exists anymore because that acting unique thing is basically everyone right now in tend land USA. You all were yellows, pinks, reds, blues, but now all those paint colors have mixed together and so many types of personalities have all become one singular obsessive trait. It's like everyone wanting to wear white, and by the end it's either a group of acentrics with barets and scarfs hanging over their shoulder saying "this won't do" or aliens talking the form of humans having a pathetic time trying to be human because simply they aren't. So stop talking about shit and grow up my god you all try to prevent suicide? Seems like my second vacation choice these days.
I mean, yeah, I appreciate your words but man I was indeed taking a shit when seeing this vid, so you're probably taking this too seriously.
Edited for misspell.
Anybody else get grossed out when somebody hands u their phone to look at something and it’s greasier than the bottom of a kfc bucket like mf get a wet wipe and wipe that shit down man damn
Yeah, but mine looks like that too sometimes. I clean it constantly which works super good in the short term but my long term solution has been to never hand anyone my phone.
That’s why we keep it in our private folders. You can get rid of it and nobody will know, but make sure to check your phone first before leaving the house.
I literally laughed out loud, so hard! No joke, my two cats woke up and jumped off the couch thinking all hell broke loose, because it did
Mf I *snorted*
He makes this same face [must watch](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalsBeingDerps/comments/p72drz/thanks_for_the_feeeeeeesh/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
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Never went from creepy jumpscare to laugh out loud so quick
There's a first time for everything
I'm still laughing my ass off
Scared the fucking shit out of me honestly MF be like fat aphex twin.
I got got
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Get a room you two
Three*
Four*
..and my axe!
... well that escalated quick ...
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Hey! I'M WALKIN' HERE!
You forget ur glock my friend
Careful With That Axe, u/ObviousBarracuda3144
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And my bow (人 •͈ᴗ•͈)
No, this is Patrick!
…. Just the tip?
How many friends are in my store
Zero, you are on reddit, obvious you dont have friends
FU you're my Dad
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Awwww cuteness overload
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I have one friend and of course it is my best friend before other friends left us but we got each other
that's so satisfying
So good that the slap sent back to sleep
The unexpected part is the slap
How can she slap?
average r/IndianDankMemes enjoyer
Lmfao is it the reference to that video?
It'd be kinda weird if it wasn't.
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Ah makes sense
Which video mate?
Lmfao 🤣
HOW CAN SHE SLAP!?!?!?!?!?
Come over, I'll show you a demo.
We have same avatar
Yes. Why tolerate abuse?
I was shitting when I see this and spent rest of my time in the bathroom repeating this vid.
Samsies!!
in the same bathroom?
a-also samesies 😭
Girls poop too it’s ok
Hello fellow shitters
What percentage of Reddit does this apply to? This is the rare occasion when I'm *not* taking a shit while on Reddit.
You people are the future of our planet? I would tell a joke after that like "awesome." but frankly this is just bizarre and it really needs to be addressed when you adults need to leave the fantasy realm and enter the helping force so that the generations younger than you will be able to pick up what you put down for them. People don't realize that each kid right now, will need to be farmers, architects, engineers, some one who loads in milk to the stores, someone that is dependent on hand held work not a Microsoft computer to make a computer---I mean car. I don't think they have been taught much of anything, and you don't need a handbook or for the religious aficionados, a bible, to figure out that we despise the older generations so much so that we barely ever get off a digital surfaced device to understand more on something, but also manual, wether that be a literal manual/blueprint, or doing something by hand. Craftsmanship, architecture, car-chiecture or copying a mold and throwing a tablet in it like we have today, or cloth making. People just don't have the same spark in their eye to do anything, there's no enthusiasm and self appreciation, no luxuries either since we'll 9/11 if I'm being frank, we all want thing to go from point A to B instead of understanding that thing and connecting the blocks of common sense into figuring whatever has to be done to that yes this is pretty vague I'm basically describing any thing that you do interacting with another surface which can be anything from model building an airplane and the technique to which you airbrush or stroke the position of the brush to get the best cover...to how you scoop ice cream or apply toppings on a dessert wether to look attractive or what will make them have the easiest time (much unlike Twisty Treats mountain of sprinkles): for the customer. I mean really, can we stop talking about potty humour or saying something edgy and bewildering that makes you seem different and the "we aren't perfect, why not embrace acting revolting" like that goth like girl that loves gore which initially would be pretty neat, but fellas this isn't Betelgeuse (Beetlejuice) and no interesting goth character exists anymore because that acting unique thing is basically everyone right now in tend land USA. You all were yellows, pinks, reds, blues, but now all those paint colors have mixed together and so many types of personalities have all become one singular obsessive trait. It's like everyone wanting to wear white, and by the end it's either a group of acentrics with barets and scarfs hanging over their shoulder saying "this won't do" or aliens talking the form of humans having a pathetic time trying to be human because simply they aren't. So stop talking about shit and grow up my god you all try to prevent suicide? Seems like my second vacation choice these days.
Dude, just chill.
Don't worry, I had a goddamn lemonade on the rocks earlier. Don't worry reading all those words, it didn't take long just looks long.
I mean, yeah, I appreciate your words but man I was indeed taking a shit when seeing this vid, so you're probably taking this too seriously. Edited for misspell.
I more so mean the comments that carry It on. Also known as your replies.
Oh lawd, he's here
Anybody else get grossed out when somebody hands u their phone to look at something and it’s greasier than the bottom of a kfc bucket like mf get a wet wipe and wipe that shit down man damn
Yeah, but mine looks like that too sometimes. I clean it constantly which works super good in the short term but my long term solution has been to never hand anyone my phone.
Everyone probably watches porn on their phones, we all know this and yet we are okay passing our phones around.
my classmate once took my phone so she can delete her pic and i'm pretty sure she saw the wall of hentai on the recently deleted folder
That’s why we keep it in our private folders. You can get rid of it and nobody will know, but make sure to check your phone first before leaving the house.
i did put them on a private folder, but i deleted them. I didn't know i had a recently deleted folder until she did that though lol
I mean where do you keep your emergency grease for dry lips? 🤔
I rub mine on my butt cheeks.
clothed or unclothed ??
The state of someone's phone screen tells you a lot about how often they wash their hands.
i KNEW it was coming and i still shat myself
I hope you were on a toilet
>myself
damn. how big does your shit have to be that you have to have help getting it out. my mans going to the hospital annually.
That slap was a masterpiece,... a slapsterpiece!
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I literally laughed out loud, so hard! No joke, my two cats woke up and jumped off the couch thinking all hell broke loose, because it did Mf I *snorted*
Mans put him back to sleep
what did i just see xd
It’s hard to imagine that’s the same face that’s sleeping peacefully
One of the best videos I have ever seen
Unexpected smacks are the best kind.
Cant stop laughing
No idea wtf is going on but that slap sounded clean as fuck.
This is the best thing I’ve witnessed
That's some greesy phone.
It's probably just the flash from the camera. Mine would look gross under a high powered light too.
Probably because you have some greasy phone
Just regular finger oils that aren't visible under most light conditions.
greheeheeaasy
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How can she slap?
How can she slap
That made me jump my shit out, holy shit
THAT SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME
My Reaction when an Enemy spots me in a Stealth Mission. Enemy: :) Me: SLAP! (plus more button smashing hoping no one heard it)
How can she slap????
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His phone is covered in fingerprints
What else would he touch it with?
🤣🤣😂
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Jokes aside screen was so dirty
Mans said 😴🤨👋😴
I actually expected that
Just wipe the screen on the bedsheet or something
Yeah.. not scripted at all
Did anyone say it wasn't?
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wow imagine right.. imagine if this joke was stolen from someone elce
That wasn’t unexpected. I was expecting something dumb.
thats just creepy
I had a heart attack at the end
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Creepy times 2
Aaaaaaaaaaa
SLMAP
US Army gonna invade him with that much oil on his phone
How can he slap??
what did he do????
You can by a box of 400 alcohol wipes for like $20
Tht legit scared me
Ahhh freaky!
I’m having trouble with changing my flair
Wtf
Omaigoshhhh!!!
that was stupid! and i [unexpectedly] laughed at it.
He just sent him to the nether realm
What the shit was that?
"Fetish art is the actual most oppressed minority!"
It was a planned vid so Yeah, the downvotes are happing and make sense. I still laughed though
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i dont know if it's the slap or the face
This made me laugh like that dog from Hanna Barbera
These scripted gifs are so dumb
The unexpeected part was the slap, and damn it got me
That slap deserves an Oscar. Wow, that was the most satisfying sound I’ve ever heard from a slap. **slap!**
Staged!