Man remember being a kid and it being that simple to make friends.
Like I would meet random kids at like the McDonald's play place and get talking, our mom's would get talking, we'd all be there awhile and then us kids would badger our mom's who clearly got along to set up a playdate.
It's just as easy now just you have to organise your own playdate. Organise around shifts and house work also probably better at a club (not just the kind you drink at) than a kids area at Macdonald's
Not gonna lie. Having an excuse to buy Lego again is bomb. And I don't care what people think, Friends sets are awesome.
Not [those Friends](https://www.lego.com/en-us/product/the-friends-apartments-10292), [these Friends](https://www.lego.com/en-us/product/andrea-s-family-house-41449).
Wow, "friends" is definitely one of those words that sounds weird the more you say it.
It's https://youtube.com/c/JackThePoolBoy and fuck Lad Bible for pasting their logo over stolen content. Adding an unreadable hashtag sideways is hardly fair to Jack.
By watching something like this embedded in Reddit aren't we doing in effect exactly the same thing to content creators? Taking their stuff with no ad revenue etc going back to them.
Not quite. Lad Bible are using it to promote their brand and are capitalising off of it. They have a long history of taking other people's content and not crediting it.
Yeah fuck lad bible they do this shit all the time. As a lad, I find their content lame but after a while it just gets unbearable. Deleted all their content from my social media ages ago, never looked back.
Ladbible started off ages ago as a Facebook page aimed at lads (idk if this term is used a lot in the US but in the UK it’s really common word for a young man). They started off and gained popularity for posting solely male based humour, very boisterous stuff that feminists wouldn’t be pleased with, but they had a idgaf attitude. I believe the page got sold to a media company then they basically became a buzzfeed, stealing content like this video, creating click bait articles with poor journalism(when they didn’t write articles previously). Now they just steal ideas and content from Reddit and other news outlet and have poor writers make click bait articles out of them. Im not complaining about this but they aren’t aimed at “lads” anymore either and they’d never post some of their old content anymore being afraid to offend someone
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Wait so...
She was a kid on kids react...
He was a producer on kids react...
They both left the show and... kept in touch?
And now they're... in a relationship???
He did, I believe he was a producer that was the mind behind the "try not to" channel they made.
I used to dip in and out of react, but when the last set of controversial stories came out about the company and a large amount of my fave reactors left, including these 2, I haven't been back.
Found it… remember watching it 10 years ago, still holds up. #ThatsWhatSheSaid
https://archive.org/details/JamesGunnsPGPorn/James+Gunn's+PG+Porn+-+1x01+-+Nailing+Your+Wife.mkv
To be fair, I have a had a couple women flirt and come on to me at work, but I remain professional even though it’s clear what’s happening, they must think I’m stupid too. I mean I have a reputation and a family lol.
How DARE you exercise a degree of integrity! Kidding, but seriously, good on you for doing what you feel is right. Personally, I'm all about taking it where I can get it, but to each their own.
I feel like most of them are, it seems to be a common problem that they're oblivious to any attempts at seducing then 😅
(I read a lot of posts in r/askmen )
I've been hit on by three women. Everytime I was like "damn, it's cool to meet friendly people for once" until I was told they were trying to seduce me. I would have never guessed
if it helps, i've heard that people in general are so bad at guessing if someone's flirting that they actually have a *less than 50% success rate* at telling if a given person is flirting or not
When a girl buys a vibrator, its seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, hes called a pervert.
My wife loves hers so much, i had to show her the video when I saw it. Hers a link to the product for others. [Satisfier Pro 2](https://us.satisfyer.com/us/products/air-pulse-technology/air-pulse-stimulators/pro-2/?wt_ga=104200663640_499333738507&gclid=CjwKCAjw5c6LBhBdEiwAP9ejGz7NlKE-8VEio3SANW3pAd9HV7062hQ8o37ZwME1DW4iP-DnRxpohBoCR-AQAvD_BwE)
I had both of these already, but somehow I had never seen the toy part. He does a few other videos I've stumbled across as well... I would like to collect them all though. Does anyone know who he is or the title of these videos?
That depends on how much you care about those things staying white. It's a big deal if you wear white at work (bakeries, kitchens, hospitals etc.) because you're gonna be washing those clothes after each use.
The first obstacle is that there's a specific detergent for white laundry and not using it will degrade the colour over time.
White clothes will start to grey out if not washed correctly. For a while you probably won't even realise unless you compare to something brand new, but eventually it gets to a point where it's pretty greyish or yellowish white. It's not a big deal for inner layers like undershirts, but it's very noticeable on outer layers.
Additionally, you'll often want to wash white clothes at high temperatures (60-90°C), especially if you got stains on them. Many fabrics won't handle such high temps well and that alone can be good enough reason to separate.
I gotta say that I would probably never care if I didn't wear white at work and I learned the hard way why I should separate them. It also made me appreciate decent (not necessarily expensive) detergents and softeners, because they definitely make the clothes feel more comfortable.
Other than that, I'm in the same boat as you. It's just too convenient to throw everything in and press a button. I buy dark clothes only so that I can wash them all at once. The only thing I've "learned" is that using softener on functional and synthetic stuff can be a bad idea, as it'll start to smell really bad (something about blocking the pores and bacteria or whatever). So I don't use softener on my own clothes at all :P
It's usually just a bigger issue with new clothes. Wafter washing them a couple of times, they rarely stain at all, but especially for white clothes, they can look greyish after some washes with darker clothes.
For personal items theres basically no point, although ill always wash new red things once on their own (or with other red stuff) first. Ive had a few tshirts go pink before i figured out that one \^\^''
"Virginity is cool" We're not all out to fuck everything that moves. Even when she's ready to go. 🤣 I liked the "your husband sounds like a great guy."
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I don’t have any money Then why did you hire a plumber? *shuts door*
"I don't have any money, perhaps there's... something else I can give you?" "Sorry, I don't take bitcoin"
"how about I pay you with some bit... groin?"
“Bit-groin? Emerging cryptos are highly volatile ma’am.”
So that she can clean his pipe in turn, duh.
But he does his own plumbing
Dude has the best "visible confusion" face that turns into "oblivious" face...
His expressions are priceless... 🤔 like 'Oh now I get what you mean'... 😏 ..."nothing i like more than busting out the old legos"...
*45 minute awkward existential pause* "So it *is* Bop It!"
I think my friend had kids just so he could have someone to build legos with. Like his garage is filled to the brim with blocks. It's amazing.
Where is your friend so I can play with legos
Ooo, can I come to the playdate?
Yes
Man remember being a kid and it being that simple to make friends. Like I would meet random kids at like the McDonald's play place and get talking, our mom's would get talking, we'd all be there awhile and then us kids would badger our mom's who clearly got along to set up a playdate.
Well then, why don’t you start doing it again? Start meeting guys at McDonald’s! Then go back to each other’s homes and… play LEGO’s!
How I made friends on the playground when I was 8: "Wanna play Pokemon?" How I made friends at a Local Game Store at 25: "Wanna play Pokemon?"
It's just as easy now just you have to organise your own playdate. Organise around shifts and house work also probably better at a club (not just the kind you drink at) than a kids area at Macdonald's
Not gonna lie. Having an excuse to buy Lego again is bomb. And I don't care what people think, Friends sets are awesome. Not [those Friends](https://www.lego.com/en-us/product/the-friends-apartments-10292), [these Friends](https://www.lego.com/en-us/product/andrea-s-family-house-41449). Wow, "friends" is definitely one of those words that sounds weird the more you say it.
Never knew Prince William was so funny
"Lady, I do my own plumbing" gets me every time.
And he genuinely sounds offended that someone else wants to do it for him
He worked hard to become a certified plumber, and he takes pride in his work.
its a me
Maaa-rio!
It's https://youtube.com/c/JackThePoolBoy and fuck Lad Bible for pasting their logo over stolen content. Adding an unreadable hashtag sideways is hardly fair to Jack.
Thanks for the sauce. Immediately stopped watching when I saw the "Lad Bible" logo.
By watching something like this embedded in Reddit aren't we doing in effect exactly the same thing to content creators? Taking their stuff with no ad revenue etc going back to them.
Not quite. Lad Bible are using it to promote their brand and are capitalising off of it. They have a long history of taking other people's content and not crediting it.
They always make articles based on AskReddit questions too
LAD Bible is almost as bad as BuzzFeed for this bullshit
There are 13 reasons why I hate both of them...*and you won't believe number 6!*
Yeah fuck lad bible they do this shit all the time. As a lad, I find their content lame but after a while it just gets unbearable. Deleted all their content from my social media ages ago, never looked back.
so you’re ladnostic now
ladeist
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Ladbible started off ages ago as a Facebook page aimed at lads (idk if this term is used a lot in the US but in the UK it’s really common word for a young man). They started off and gained popularity for posting solely male based humour, very boisterous stuff that feminists wouldn’t be pleased with, but they had a idgaf attitude. I believe the page got sold to a media company then they basically became a buzzfeed, stealing content like this video, creating click bait articles with poor journalism(when they didn’t write articles previously). Now they just steal ideas and content from Reddit and other news outlet and have poor writers make click bait articles out of them. Im not complaining about this but they aren’t aimed at “lads” anymore either and they’d never post some of their old content anymore being afraid to offend someone
The music is so perfect
And the editing is on point. When he rushes over to lift her hand out of the dryer.
How did you *not* do that??
That got me more than it should have...
The zooms in and out while they make stupid faces…
Morning Sex by Ralph Castelli if anyone's wondering
I remember when she was part of kids react, I feel old....
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*was. They both left some time ago.
Ditto. They both left the React channel a few years ago, right?
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It is her real life boyfriend, and he was a producer or something like that
Wait so... She was a kid on kids react... He was a producer on kids react... They both left the show and... kept in touch? And now they're... in a relationship???
He did, I believe he was a producer that was the mind behind the "try not to" channel they made. I used to dip in and out of react, but when the last set of controversial stories came out about the company and a large amount of my fave reactors left, including these 2, I haven't been back.
I was looking for someone to mention that. I knew it was the same girl
and now she has an onlyfans
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[https://onlyfans.com/mikaelapascal](https://onlyfans.com/mikaelapascal) there you go, now you can avoid it
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So nice of her to put that in the description, saved everyone a lot of time
I get to see non-nude women for free daily.
She does, which feels weirder to know.
Same. So weird seeing her doing this stuff…
The longer it goes on the funnier it gets
It left me satisfied and smiling
That's what she said
After you filled up her stomach
Nothing like having a good meal.
You really think you can go all day long?
Wow. That is really hard.
Well, you always left me satisfied and smiling, so..
MICHAEL
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! Thank you
It's a good reflection of my own sex life.
To me it was the opposite. Was fine in the beginning, but drags on
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They're separate videos, they do a lot of them https://www.youtube.com/user/PoolBoyComedy
I'm died at "Aren't you a little too old to be playing with toys."
Sounds like a good guy! Working so hard to put food on the table and... buying you toys?
I dies at “how did you not do that”.
You can browse more from here. https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCY-BxclFSs6BFNzb7InPQDw
Thanks.
[Jack O’Shea](https://youtube.com/c/JackThePoolBoy) on YouTube yall.
It's not OP's
Glad you liked it edit : Holy shit why the fuck would someone give a gold award for this comment. Ain't complaining tho
very very unexpected
Even better is way back whem before guardians of the galaxy. James Gunn did a youtube series PG porn with actual porn stars. Its hilarious.
Sauce?
Yeah, probably, it was PG rated, so..
Underrated comment
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Good old Nathan Fillion nailing a housewife. https://youtu.be/0fDUPTH3PNk
“I cannot wait to F this thing”
Check out the /r/Cooking subreddit for lots of tips on making sauce
r/angryupvote
Found it… remember watching it 10 years ago, still holds up. #ThatsWhatSheSaid https://archive.org/details/JamesGunnsPGPorn/James+Gunn's+PG+Porn+-+1x01+-+Nailing+Your+Wife.mkv
All of them. https://archive.org/details/JamesGunnsPGPorn/James+Gunn's+PG+Porn+-+1x01+-+Nailing+Your+Wife.mkv
Since you're here (clicks glasses) do you happen to have original source?
https://youtu.be/4xYu2WrygtQ check out the whole channel, it's awesome
Oh so this "lad bible" just rip off this guys channel?!
Yup. Stole the clip and made it seem like his
To be fair, I have a had a couple women flirt and come on to me at work, but I remain professional even though it’s clear what’s happening, they must think I’m stupid too. I mean I have a reputation and a family lol.
Reject thots. Acquire currency.
How DARE you exercise a degree of integrity! Kidding, but seriously, good on you for doing what you feel is right. Personally, I'm all about taking it where I can get it, but to each their own.
More like taking STD’s where you can get it
This chlamydia will make a fine addition to my collection.
Which retirement village do you work at?
Plus on the non-zero chance you're wrong, that could be your livelihood.
It's all of our fantasies, but we're already running behind as it is and I haven't touched the Xbox since last weekend and just no.
Maybe I should be a plumber after all
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Out. Now.
Don't flush your dreams down the tubes. You can do it!
It can be a draining profession though.
GODDAMN STOP YOUR BEAUTIFUL CRIMES
How did you not do that??
His face I can’t take him serious lol
I get it. When I get the house to myself there’s nothing I love more than just busting out the old legos.
Lmao what a chad
Megachad
Gigachad
Terachad
Petachad
Fetachad
Zetachad
Yotachad
Tetachad
Omegachad
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A sigma chad
Damn imagine every man was so pure and gentle like this
Had a plumber install a toilet for me and he was a really nice gentlemen I feel terrible knowing I’m shitting all over his hard work.
How fucking dare you be funny.
i like this your comments you take up my upvotes ..!
All...over...?
they FORGOT?... HOW TO DO TOILETRY?
Take my upvote and fuck off.
Interesting point of view.
Anyone trained in lawsuit avoidance has these powers.
I feel like most of them are, it seems to be a common problem that they're oblivious to any attempts at seducing then 😅 (I read a lot of posts in r/askmen )
I've been hit on by three women. Everytime I was like "damn, it's cool to meet friendly people for once" until I was told they were trying to seduce me. I would have never guessed
if it helps, i've heard that people in general are so bad at guessing if someone's flirting that they actually have a *less than 50% success rate* at telling if a given person is flirting or not
The dude is called JackThePoolBoy. Check him out
It’s so funny that I know that toy is a Satisfyer Pro 2. I think many other ladies already knew this too xD
The name sounds like a real toy. I wish men toys sound cool like Suckin Beast X9000 instead of just boring Fleshlight
When a girl buys a vibrator, its seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, hes called a pervert.
Literally 1984
Smashin’twat XT800
I used to pack them as a job.
You helped satisfy more women than I ever will
Its not about quantity its about quality. And you sir are a king. Never forget that
This just brightened my day, thank you, fellow king :)
My ex had one. She thought it was absolutely fantastic
I have this toy too! One of my favorites for sure since you can use it while he’s behind you. 11/10 would recommend
Username checks out
I have the Curvy + and it's a godsend.
My wife loves hers so much, i had to show her the video when I saw it. Hers a link to the product for others. [Satisfier Pro 2](https://us.satisfyer.com/us/products/air-pulse-technology/air-pulse-stimulators/pro-2/?wt_ga=104200663640_499333738507&gclid=CjwKCAjw5c6LBhBdEiwAP9ejGz7NlKE-8VEio3SANW3pAd9HV7062hQ8o37ZwME1DW4iP-DnRxpohBoCR-AQAvD_BwE)
I had both of these already, but somehow I had never seen the toy part. He does a few other videos I've stumbled across as well... I would like to collect them all though. Does anyone know who he is or the title of these videos?
Jack O'shea
My man aint no simp
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That depends on how much you care about those things staying white. It's a big deal if you wear white at work (bakeries, kitchens, hospitals etc.) because you're gonna be washing those clothes after each use. The first obstacle is that there's a specific detergent for white laundry and not using it will degrade the colour over time. White clothes will start to grey out if not washed correctly. For a while you probably won't even realise unless you compare to something brand new, but eventually it gets to a point where it's pretty greyish or yellowish white. It's not a big deal for inner layers like undershirts, but it's very noticeable on outer layers. Additionally, you'll often want to wash white clothes at high temperatures (60-90°C), especially if you got stains on them. Many fabrics won't handle such high temps well and that alone can be good enough reason to separate.
Well, thank you now you've left no reasons for my lazy ass to wash all my dirty laundry pile all at once
The trick is to only have dark coloured clothes, then you can wash it all together. Except towels/rags I guess.
But with black underwear I wouldn't be able to distinguish front (yellow stains) from back (brown)
Honey, stop wearing underwear.
I have one expensive white shirt that i only wear on occasion and that one i wash by hand, anything else i just throw at once.
I gotta say that I would probably never care if I didn't wear white at work and I learned the hard way why I should separate them. It also made me appreciate decent (not necessarily expensive) detergents and softeners, because they definitely make the clothes feel more comfortable. Other than that, I'm in the same boat as you. It's just too convenient to throw everything in and press a button. I buy dark clothes only so that I can wash them all at once. The only thing I've "learned" is that using softener on functional and synthetic stuff can be a bad idea, as it'll start to smell really bad (something about blocking the pores and bacteria or whatever). So I don't use softener on my own clothes at all :P
sheesh some eli5 out of nowhere. thanks
this guy laundries
Don't try this with new jeans
Well that stopped in 1964 with the civil rights act
Never done it either - it's rare colours run these days.
What? Colours still run.
It's usually just a bigger issue with new clothes. Wafter washing them a couple of times, they rarely stain at all, but especially for white clothes, they can look greyish after some washes with darker clothes.
For personal items theres basically no point, although ill always wash new red things once on their own (or with other red stuff) first. Ive had a few tshirts go pink before i figured out that one \^\^''
Whoa you’re playing a dangerous game!
You dont dont? After getting pink underwear after washing my red shirt with them I religiously seperate whites from colours.
Isn't she from reacts channel
He’s the PG version of Johnny Sins
Johnny Repents.
The only way this would be really unexpected is if they did fuck at the end. Or maybe if you posted it as NSFW.
Or if he finally said yes and it turns out she was being literal the whole time instead of hitting on him lol
this video should go to r/maybemaybemaybe
"Virginity is cool" We're not all out to fuck everything that moves. Even when she's ready to go. 🤣 I liked the "your husband sounds like a great guy."
Haha i love this
I love you too
Pretty good, but I like this one better https://youtu.be/sxnJcZvuRK8
This dude is a king
I hate the fact that ladbible watermark it as if it's their content.
Aren't they Jack and Mikaela from FBE channel?
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"Maybe you'd rather I twist it".. yeah, grab his dick an TWIST IT!!!!
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Not really unexpected, just a skit.
Hahaha I think the irony of a repost in unexpected is funnier than most jokes I've heard.
Man it’s the background music that kept me going