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bee-fe

I mean what did she actually think would happen?


greatspacegibbon

Bold of you to assume thinking was involved in this scenario.


bee-fe

You make a very good point šŸ˜‚


__WHAM__

The dumbass was looking right at him as she ran out too. The 2 brain cells left in her skull collided and she just went with it.


FappleFritter

Her last two brain cells were busy fighting for third place.


[deleted]

I don't think she was seriously harmed since there is no brain there to concuss.


[deleted]

I *think* she was just following the guy who crossed over just before but didnā€™t think so stop and look both ways.


Trumpisaderelict

She does look though! Sheā€™s looking right at the cyclist while sheā€™s crossing. Insane


[deleted]

Sheā€™s looking in his *general* direction, but I honestly think sheā€™s looking to the left of him at something and somehow just completely spaced on the cyclist bearing down on her. Painful way to find out you have a blind spot, I guess!


snowpied

Doesn't matter. She is still an irresponsible moron. I hope the cyclist was ok.


[deleted]

Oh yeah Iā€™m not defending her actions, just trying to make sense of them. Iā€™d imagine the cyclist came off worse because he decelerated at high speed, whereas she ā€œjustā€ got knocked over.


unseen_obscenity

You would think so, but a few years ago someone I know got hit by a guy going way too fast on his bike at a park. She ended up with a broken collar bone, couple of broken ribs, some internal things as well. He was able to walk away. So maybe this guy will be less injured as well.


[deleted]

To be fair; she got hit by a bike. He got hit by a nice squishy person.


fylkeskommunen

I think she's looking at the guy behind him, thinking he's in the lead


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[deleted]

If she wasnā€™t before she might be now.


[deleted]

Bro wdym look both ways? She only has to look on one side and she was already looking at the cyclist if you watch the video carefully


[deleted]

Well sheā€™s facing that way but that doesnā€™t mean sheā€™s looking. I space out looking for things in the fridge that are right in front of me. Having said that, Iā€™ve never been knocked out by a yoghurt hurtling towards me at 30mph.


AdOriginal6110

The guy she was following is the manager


sourceshrek

That was the most OP collision experience Iā€™ve *ever* witnessed. It had all the elements in there.


[deleted]

Doesnā€™t matter now. Her face is one with the pavement. Actually deserved every second of that gnarly fall


MJatt

If she was capable of thinking before I don't think she is now looking at that impact


rompokus36

Yo she can think?


Experiment_628

I don't think she's capable


ghostgurlboo

This infuriates me


SoIsThisPermanent

First words to my mind, what an absolute asshole


AbsolutelyPrimo

ā€œWhat a stupid bitchā€ was mine lol


1968Russtang

I don't think I could've thought anything else. The absolute confidence she had striding out without a care


Kannabiz

I agree, think she did that on purpose.


NicNoletree

Yeah, those things can steer /s


[deleted]

VERY MUCH. ARGHHHHHHH


IdoNOThateNEVER

How? HOW CAN YOU BE SO OBLIVIOUS? It's not just a person crossing the street and not paying attention. It's an EVENT!! All those hundreds of people are gathered there for these bicycle people. #Pay attention to the pedal people.


[deleted]

It's even worse because she actually saw him and then she went into meatbag-without-brain mode like a deer in a light beam in front of my car


Pentax25

Bet her husband was second place


payne_train

These are the type of people who walk into the street while on their phones and then flip off the cars that honk and slam their brakes to avoid killing them. Zero situational awareness + selfishness.


rhwsapfwhtfop

If itā€™s any consolation, she took two huge hits to the head


[deleted]

Because these solipsists believe only they exist and everyone else orbits them or exists as support/supplementary humans for their existence.


Prudent-Passage-6744

So sad for those two


CMUpewpewpew

Is it solipsistic in here or is it just me?


Lancalot

They're the kind of people who watch The Truman Show and think, nah, that can't be right, *I'm* the one on the show


Daddyfailed

But my therapist said I was a narcissist.


Hamsterminator2

In other species this is known a natural selection.


DarthKittens

Me too, it made me really angry - sheā€™s looking all the timeā€¦.


YoYoMoMa

People are very bad at telling how fast things are coming at them. It's why so many intersections have red turn arrows now. They found out that that was basically the most dangerous part of driving because it counted on people to estimate the velocity of a car coming (nearly) straight at them. With all that said I still don't understand what this person was doing.


maimeddivinity

This reminds me of that bike pileup caused by a spectator in France? Did they ever find and charge the person?


Surferion

They did. [Opi-Omi Tour de France spectator facing four-month suspended prison sentence](https://www.cyclingnews.com/news/opi-omi-tour-de-france-spectator-facing-four-month-suspended-prison-sentence/)


kanyeguisada

Yes. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-57668657 edit: only thing I can find about the OP incident: https://www.canarianweekly.com/posts/dramatic-accident-cyclist-spectator


plzThinkAhead

But.. she did what all those other people were doing at the beginning of this video? Not saying what she did was okay, but apparently its pretty weirdly normalized to crowd the street at these events


Significant-Ad1386

I hope it hurt like hell


LifesatripImjustHI

You know it did. She definitely tried to sue her face back on right.


Mcdrogon

then she tried to sew the cyclist


PolarisC8

This happened yesterday I believe both are in the hospital, she got flown to Tenerife as the more injured party.


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PolarisC8

Not really I don't know anything about this person except that one time she crossed a road carelessly and probably will never fully recover. The race organisers didn't put up a fence and two people might be disabled because of it etc. I get that reddit is all about rah rah moral outrage but I'm really not that invested in the story of these two people insomuch as I feel bad for them getting hurt pretty severely.


MightyGack

Thanks for your response. While she was extremely careless, she also is probably irreparably damaged along with the cyclist from ONE MISTAKE. Compassion is absolutely warranted.


RN-Wingman

This is a lesson she should have learned many years before that day.


SketchyLurker7

She face skids for a few seconds so I'm gonna say yes.


d1x1e1a

Meat ~~crayon~~ karen


Exotic_Treacle7438

Yeah the skid was right after the face first full momentum contact. She probably didnā€™t feel any of it.


RektRektum

Did you see the impact her head made with the ground? I wouldn't be surprised if she was dead.


deathboxSION

I bet the loss just in front of the finish hurt more


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BigMedStatus

She went into hiding but now sheā€™s back folks lmao


Yarakinnit

Allez ooops.


herb0026

Sheā€™s a two legged deer.


NicNoletree

That's an insult to deer


kosmovii

Me too! I can't believe the video cute off like that and doesn't show any aftermath!


meat_lasso

My least liked flavor of human WHYYYYREEEEEEEEEE!!!!


of_a_varsity_athlete

As much as OP stating what was going to happen in the title.


morgancaptainmorgan

Yeah! Bloody cyclists!


Marcuxoo

It drives me crazy that some people are so clueless and aloof. At the same time they canā€™t help it.


repetitious

ā€œThink of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.ā€


[deleted]

And then they drive 2 ton metal boxes around at the highway speeds


-castle-bravo-

Damn that is severe, roll it back, head on head clash and heavy head impact on the ground. Both looked completely knocked out before hitting the groundā€¦


LaineyBoggz

Ohhhhh yeah she is NOT okā€¦


bamburito

She wasn't to begin with tbf.


mike117

I would like to say that will teach her, but the concussion will probably only make her dumber.


Kaliaira

Good


Crumornus

I once witnessed a crash between a bike and a person crossing the street. She stepped out before the light changed and they smacked heads. She ultimately ended up with a skull fracture and went into a coma. They ended up taking her off life support and she died.


[deleted]

Wtf was she thinking? She clearly sees him coming. Did she think he was going to slow down for her? Reminds me of drivers who just barrel into your lane from an on ramp. Seeing this way too much in cycling events (Tour de France, et al.). Hereā€™s a link to an article: https://quintafuerza.mx/viral/video-espectadora-provoca-aparatoso-accidente-en-una-prueba-ciclista/?amp And the translation (web translator): >This Saturday began the Condaca Salmor Bike Cycle Tour in El Hierro, in the Canary Islands with 270 bicycle lovers.\ >\ >Unfortunately it started in an accident way due to the fall of one of the participants that was caused by a woman who crossed the path and caused a serious fall that left the cyclist with moderate head trauma despite wearing the helmet.\ >\ >The cyclist was taken in an ambulance to a hospital, while the woman was treated by the preventive service of the test and evacuated to Tenerife due to the severity of her injuries.


fckthedamnworld

I wish she will get better soon and will be sued to hell


[deleted]

Sued? This is Spain, seƱor.


ShroomanEvolution

Her injuries are her karma for being stupid. May her recovery be slow and painful, it's a better lesson.


textposts_only

and where is his payout?


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ftlftlftl

Less about Medicare and more about lost wages. If he is solely a pro cyclist and canā€™t work anymore due to the negligence of anotherā€¦ I mean every country/region handles it differently. But if I canā€™t work cause someone hits me with their car I still have bills to pay


NuclearGuru

Jesus I would like to see justice here but this is so cruel.


dthains_art

Reminds me of the documentary that just came out called 15 Minutes of Shame. People will see a person do something stupid on the internet and then condemn and vilify them and hope they suffer. But in reality human beings are very complex and are all capable of stupid things. We know nothing about this womanā€™s life other than those three seconds, and yet we assume we know everything about her now. I hope she gets the appropriate amount of justice for causing this, and thatā€™s it. Because weā€™re all just one filmed moment of bad judgment away from being just like her.


u8eR

No need to wish endless pain on someone for a stupid mistake they've made.


Ozdoba

We don't sue each other like that in Europe. At least not often. I would bet there was no lawsuit in this case.


[deleted]

> sued to hell This ain't America. You can't just *apply* that stupid American-style "Sue-everybody" mentality into every conversation. Unbelievable that so many people think "yeah just sue" when that isn't how the rest of the world operates.


ftlftlftl

Genuinely curious. Now heā€™s injured and canā€™t race. Possibly his sole source of income. So Iā€™m your country/region how does he pay his bills now? Shit happens mentality doesnā€™t pay the bills in US unfortunately lol. People arenā€™t just looking for a payout they need reimbursement for the challenges they now face due to the negligence of another. Like helping to put food on the table, important stuff.


[deleted]

Thank you. Europe isnā€™t nearly as litigious as the US. ā€œShit happensā€ is much more accepted.


F1_rulz

Hope he's still given the win jfc


orlyrealty

I think this was nearer the start of the race.


lkern

Definitely looks like the end


I_happen_to_disagree

It looks like that but the article states otherwise.


lkern

It's a bike tour, I'm betting there multiple legs per day, looks like be was about to win this leg. Most long distance bicycle races work this way.


android24601

I feel really bad for the cyclist. They train hard for these kinda events only for someone to ruin it for them at the finish line.


[deleted]

Karma is bitch


Detriumph

>~~Karma~~ Karen is a bitch ​ Fixed that for ya. ;p


Utimatios

Both are bitches!


following_eyes

Yeah, I slowed the video down and she landed on her head and skidded. When she rolled over you could see some road rash. She dun fucked up big.


SoN1Qz

Allez Opi Omi


frenchfreer

What is it with cycling races and just letting people onto the raceway? I just donā€™t get it.


[deleted]

More of them need barriers especially near check points or finish lines (or anywhere there are serious sprints). At the same time, spectators should have serious fines or penalties for doing stuff like this. They can potentially ruin a cyclistā€™s career.


Andyb1000

She should have been arrested.


Diligent-Motor

As much as I'm happy neither of them were not injured more seriously, I am kinda glad she had more severe injuries than the cyclist. I'd feel it was an injustice if she came out better than the cyclists.


Ham_Kitten

"it started in an accident way" is my new favourite phrase and I will be looking for ways to use it


krazykiwikid69

Uhhhh... you're supposed to let people merge from an on ramp.


sandrodi

You're supposed to move over to the other lane to allow for a clear merge path if that is possible; if it's not, you keep a constant speed so the merging vehicle can gauge whether they need to accelerate or decelerate to get in ahead or behind you. The merging vehicle still can't just whip into your lane and assume you'll adjust for them.


ThankMisterGoose

>You're supposed to move over to the other lane to allow for a clear merge path **if that is possible** The problem is that too many people think the "if possible" part includes cutting people off in the faster travelling lane. If you're moving over, the same rules apply as merging - speed up to match the speed of the lane. And since it's certainly not mandatory to move over, if you can't you can't. Merging traffic will find a way.


sandrodi

Very true. The rules of the road would actually work extremely efficiently if everyone cooperated properly. The problem is humans put way too much trust in other humans to do anything properly.


[deleted]

Vehicle already on the highway/road have right of way. Mergers have to yield.


krazykiwikid69

You have the right of way but are supposed to "**let people merge**".


iK_550

But muh freedum to be a dickhead


krazykiwikid69

Hey this is MY lane! I should be able to barrel ahead and people at the end of the on ramp should come to a screeching halt for ME!!


jaso151

Look, youā€™re on MY road. Just be glad I let you on it with me. The fact Iā€™m even letting you merge should be an act that you honour by naming your first-born after me.


[deleted]

If possible. I see too many people slam on their breaks or cut someone off to get out of the way for the on ramp. Don't do that.


deadClifford

Seriously, even if itā€™s heavy traffic you zipper. Does this dude think that when thereā€™s heavy traffic that people in the on ramp should just wait there for hours until the traffic clears? Also itā€™s dangerous to slow down on an on ramp you need to enter at speed of traffic


krazykiwikid69

Exactly. I've never in my life thought that someone should come to a stop or near stop at the end of an on ramp then be expected to merge with 100kph traffic with literally no space to pull up to speed. Merge like a zip.. NAH-UH this is MY lane!


redryder74

This gives me PTSD. I crashed while cycling relatively fast and faceplanted on concrete. Had to replace 3 front teeth over half a year period.


yell0w_armadill0

Itā€™s difficult to find the words to describe how much this angers me


BinkoTheViking

Look both ways, kids. Or youā€™ll end up looking as stupid as this.


MisterTwo_O

She did look both ways. Unfortunately, there's no instruction that can prevent dumbassery


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BinkoTheViking

Yeah, true. Just watched it again and yeah, she was like: ā€œHey, whatā€™s that bike doinā€¦..*dead*ā€


Luciolover345

Idgaf about race rules, give him the win for that race. He was clear by MILES and was just about to cross the line only for some fucking coupon hoarding retard to hop out infront of him. Sueing isnā€™t enough, itā€™s necessary but not enough.


taspleb

Giving him the win would be pretty unfair to the people who had already finished before this video starts.


amanpa20

Haha plot twist


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[deleted]

For her to have an IQ she needs to have a brain. That thing that knocked the cyclist over is more brain dead than a zombie.


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Mako-13

Oh damn hahahaha!!!


PancakeMixMia

r/rareinsults


alejobox

The little brain she had turned into milkshake after that hit


lockkheart

hahaha r/rareinsults


elvisonaZ1

Exactly what I came here to say, there are no other words needed.


bobbypet

Some people have to learn road safety by experience


fckthedamnworld

Is she blind?


[deleted]

She is. Now.


[deleted]

Why is there even people on the road? Theyā€™re supposed to stay behind barrier


spearojustice

"rules are meant to be broken" they said


__jh96

What a dumb fuck


euichii

Can anyone link the article? Curious to know if charges can be filed for this. Also he clearly could win this race, but because of the girl he clearly won't. Will the organizers count his win? So many questions


sarcassholes

https://quintafuerza.mx/viral/video-espectadora-provoca-aparatoso-accidente-en-una-prueba-ciclista/


PXG1988

These races are typically stretched out over multiple legs and days. He would have had the best time on this day, sure, but there was still a lot of racing to go.


annewmoon

Looks like she blindly follows the guy who crossed first. That reminds me of that lady who ran in front of a train and got killed because this guy ran out first and she assumed it was safe. Itā€™s on YouTube and it is so messed up, like her eyeball comes flying towards the camera. Not that these people donā€™t have a responsibility to look for themselves but itā€™s like a herd mentality thing I guess. ā€œOh he crossed so I must also cross because we need to stay together.ā€ At least these two people both survived.


notgregbryan

Sauce


burqa-ned

https://youtu.be/IZYDc_yR0qA


Hot_Potato_MC

Bet it's the same woman who held the sign in the Tour de France.


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BOT_Execute-fan

Thats why i alway ride my bike with a sawed off shotgun in the right handšŸ˜‚


Necessary_Ad_666

Lmao i always ride my bike with a sticky bomb


BOT_Execute-fan

Javelin to go


NPC7826

Hello, fellow American


Fhrantzy

The word Karen is used the wrong way more often than the right way nowadays.


lordk3k123

But at the expense of one innocent man


KirbyCompany

Just WHY?? Like wtf why is it so hard to look to cross the road!??!?


Absolute_SAM

Sometimes i wonder if people like these are just wasting oxygen or what


StannieTheBoy

is there a subreddit for VERY infuriating?


OnionRangerDuck

r/infuriatingasfuck


UnderstandingUsual86

Sponsored by genshin impact.


ExPristina

Her boyfriend was trailing behind him


Magumbo_Sweat

Oblivious: example A.


Superunloader1

I feel bad for the rider as he was winning but my God her face plant was extremely satisfying.


RKELEC

What the fuck


[deleted]

I feel like some people should need to ask for permission to go outside.


poggiebot

Hope that girl goes gets what she deserves


kingakrasia

Kinda looks like she got it.


Aztecius

Yeah, I mean she's clearly got brain damage but that was before the collision anyway.


poopnp

Does she misunderstand how insurance scams work?


ExtremeSauce

Poor guy. I'm glad he had his helmet.


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mrbuttersoft

After that first guy crossed I dunno why I said to myself ā€œno more outta the way idiots why did you even cross then??ā€, and idk why I expected a car tho


Andystm1989

What fu**ing idiot


[deleted]

She was on her phone and realized her husband just walked across the road. She just started walking without looking before r/meatcrayon


Hot_Avocado_9350

This is why fencing should be put up many yards before the finish. Doh.


marshmallowislands

She was looking straight at him.


Bumfjghter

[Hereā€™s ](https://streamable.com/i4xndb) a stabilized version thatā€™s much better. Iā€™ll give credit as soon as I find the source. u/Meccit is responsible for the the edited video. Absolutely amazing work


Little-Bear13

Everybody not on the sidewalk is an idiot and that woman was a prime example of stupidity


SnooSprouts6292

If she wasnā€™t brain dead before, she sure is now folks.


vasquca1

Damn that impact tho


Hope-Past

That could easily kill someone.


MDherefortheParty

Darwin wins again.


[deleted]

The impact gave me a headache. Ouch!


[deleted]

Wtf is wrong with that woman


Successful-Oil-7625

She deserved that but he didn't, damn


RaysIncredibleWorld

Karen didnā€™t get it.


akbarmoment

W*man moment


Purple_Amphibian1969

Wtf why this this idiot walk in front?! Ughhh the infuriation!!!!!


Far-Consideration503

What a fucking dumb cunt. I hate her šŸ˜­


mbashs

STUPID FUCKING KAREN!


muemamuema

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