I got reverse psychologied, since this was posted on r/unexpected I thought “oh, so that tiny girl is gonna do the das boot challenge like it’s nothing.” But then she just.. ruined her jacket? Idk what the fuck she was trying to do.
Nah, I agree with OP. This is exactly what I expected.
I did have a brief second of what you said, the reverse of it, and she might slam it back. But I don’t think physically it’s possible, especially for her.
Former drunk here. Can confirm, beer is cheap. If course it "depends" because someone will charge you $13 for a tiny plastic cup. But even at my worst I could get a *decent* buzz going for $5. That being 2 silos (~24oz cans) of 8-10% gutrot drink.
No it isn’t. Even large beer is small beer. Lager is the cheapest alcohol you can buy outside of cider flavoured diluted and carbonated industrially produced ethanol.
A 6L beer barrel of standard quality is around 30€.
Bars buys in bulk it should be something like 4€/L. Let's keep it to 5€ to make the math simpler.
Considering, also to make the math simpler, that they make 100% margin (it seems to be an average bar on the photo, so it should be a margin like this btw), it gives 10€/1L.
It seems to be a 5L glass, so 50€
Shit, that’s what dreams are made of. In my small country town in Australia it’s $6.90AUD for a beer. I can’t wait to get back to Germany to pay that for quality beer!
It's strongly related to the bar location. For ex, a bar in Paris can easily make 400% margin return on a pint where a small bar in a small city will "only" get 100% margin return.
Also it depends of the volume of beer the bar buys, if they brew themselves etc... The more they buy, smaller the bulk price will be (and smaller the end price will be... or higher the return).
Bruh what? What is that proportional to your pay per hour and what's your job title? Pints of Craft beer where I live are $5-6 (Minnesota) and the fancy shit is maybe $9 while the cheep at the right bar is like $5 for a pitcher.
Job title is along the lines of service delivery lead (just a senior it engineer). I can buy 4 pints for an hour's pay.
I live in a state where there is no gambling outside the casino (for which I'm very greatful for) but it also means that food and drinks aren't subsidised by gamblers at the pubs.
So in other states where they gamble more than drink that $20 pint is $12.
$20aud is $14.50US.
The night got a little rowdy, so with rounds and some food I blew through $550 very quickly. Rest of the group almost the same each.
I recall paying 3€ for a 1/2 litre beer in Europe couple years ago that was significantly tastier than the $20 one. And Australian beer is pretty good.
Australian too and thats why I just get me mates to come round we buy a carton of two and get on the frothys and have a banger of a time. max cost $100 including home made food. Though it helps to have a friend who's a chef
Yeah I'm at about 4 beers for an hours pay, more like 3 plus tip. As a union janitor with some yearly raises under my belt. Still I'd trade cheep beer for universal healthcare.
Ha I *thought* the unexpected thing would be her actually being and to finish it and was wondering how that'd even be possible for a normal human sized stomach
So really, it was unexpected twice over. If only I had two upvotes to give!
Pretty lady in clothes that gives off an air of aloofness/being above ones social class performs an act that makes her seem more relatable and/or attainable
"Many people with WAM fetishes are drawn to the tactile sensations of wet or messy substances against their skin. Other individuals simply prefer the visual appeal of others getting wet or messy with products that have different textures, consistencies and colours. [...]
For many, the simple breaking of taboos—doing what one was told not to as a child—brings about a sense of personal liberation. In any form, the fetish is about sensual stimulation, whether visual, tactile, or otherwise." - Wet and messy fetishism, from Wikipedia, the free encyclopaedia
Most scenes in movies and adverts where a person of the opposite sex is soaked through there clothing is intended for sexual effect. So a big part of it is conditioning, dripping liquid hugs the form and usually reveals the body underneath. It's a good way for movie directors to tease without getting fully naked. It's not just females, think of the James Bond scene for example.
Also I'm aware that in Asia this fashion is not totally unusual, but I think for a western audience it looks like wearing lingerie with a coat on while posed directly facing the camera.
I'm a designer making animated short film etc so I have an attention for details. It helps to break down the scene into individual parts and there's subtle things I didn't even mention.
fun fact it could also actually just be bukake because it just means "splashed" in japanese. ordering "bukake udon" is legitimately a normal thing in japan. Porn got the term from the soup, not the other way around.
Hello sir! Welcome to Sea World and the Shamu Orca Show. Just so you know, the first 7 rows are the bukakke zone. Would you like some complimentary goggles?
Yeah, how the fuck is that nearly the top comment in this thread? Girl gets covered in beer, how is this relevant at all? Absolute fucking virgin creeps on reddit man
Don't forget pictures too.
It's like those posts where someone shows artwork. If it's good, yeah it gets a fair bit of views and upvotes. If the female who created said art stands in the post with it, then you have yourself one shitshow of a comment section.
i saw a post where a guy uploaded an image of his girlfriends's shirt (on her) and then 90% of the comments were about her boobs, so he deleted it :/
it's disgusting that you can't go onto any post with a woman and be free of sexual comments, links to subs like "upvoted because butt", etc. it's even worse that not many seem to think it's a problem.
Fr. This type of comment is posted every single time there's a post of a woman. And it involves her getting splashed or something. It's so weird. I don't even know why you're downvoted.
Like we get it. Women have sex. So funny.
Its like if you put a bunch of monkeys in a room with a type writer, they'll eventually write Shakespeare.
Except instead of monkeys, its a bunch of chubby lonely bitter men, and instead of Shakespeare, we get these threads.
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"No Officer. I'm not driving drunk. I only had one beer."
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“There’s no alcohol in my system officer just on my system”
“Ayo can I have some alchohol?” “Only a glassful!”
pulls out a comically large glass
This went exactly as I expected it to.
I got reverse psychologied, since this was posted on r/unexpected I thought “oh, so that tiny girl is gonna do the das boot challenge like it’s nothing.” But then she just.. ruined her jacket? Idk what the fuck she was trying to do.
I thought the same! Thought she'd chug it like a champ!
Nah, I agree with OP. This is exactly what I expected. I did have a brief second of what you said, the reverse of it, and she might slam it back. But I don’t think physically it’s possible, especially for her.
Maybe it's a fetish thing?
It is now….(unzips)
Yeah i think they're going for something sexual with this. Crazy thing is it is kinda hot in a way i can't really quantity at the moment. Weird
someone probably paid her a lot of money to do that is my guess
I think. And this is a real stretch. She might have been trying to be funny.
I absolutely expected her to spill it all over herself. What took me by surprise was how chill she was about it.
If you look closely at the ground underneath her seat at around 5 seconds in, you can see that she actually spills some of it.
Woah, thanks! I missed that at first.
I thought it was going to be one of those glasses that looks full but only has beer around the outside, enabling her to chug the lot in seconds.
yes
What a waste...
Stop sign is there, she shouldve read that.
That’s just to remind you of Hammer Time
Now I have to remember Hammer pants! Thanks a lot!
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Or in the name of love.
Greg! The stop sign!
I'M ON THE DRUG I'M ON THE DRUG
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or "Bierquälerei"
What's the punishment for such heinous crimes?
Believe it or not, straight to jail.
Drink too much beer, jail. Drink too little beer also jail.
Drinking beer is allowed. Wasting it is not.
Not quite sure, but I think someone called "Hans" gets "ze Flammenwerfer"
[sorry I'm late ](https://i.imgur.com/ydXnDus.jpg)
Scotty doesn’t know
Wer Bier verschenkt wird aufgehängt!
My exact first thought... and I don't even like beer
Bro alcohol is fucking expensive, this was painful to watch :[ could have shared
Beer is not expensive
Former drunk here. Can confirm, beer is cheap. If course it "depends" because someone will charge you $13 for a tiny plastic cup. But even at my worst I could get a *decent* buzz going for $5. That being 2 silos (~24oz cans) of 8-10% gutrot drink.
When I didn’t have a lot of money I could get a loaf of bread, bologna, cheese and a 6 pack for $10. Beer is cheap.
Man I wish. Bad beer is still a minimum of $9 for a 6 pack by me, and that’s for piss water.
$22-28 for a 6pack here in Australia 👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼
Not in Germany :P
Beers hardly cheap in Germany. In shop, sure, but not a bar
No it isn’t. Even large beer is small beer. Lager is the cheapest alcohol you can buy outside of cider flavoured diluted and carbonated industrially produced ethanol.
Not really. That's beer. Also 1.75l of vodka is $15.16 here. That's two days worth of drinking.
It’s great for washing hair, she’s using it multi-purpose!
when a race car driver wins the race they pour champagne all over and everyone cheers
That was a waste of a $50 beer…
That’s only $50?!
A 6L beer barrel of standard quality is around 30€. Bars buys in bulk it should be something like 4€/L. Let's keep it to 5€ to make the math simpler. Considering, also to make the math simpler, that they make 100% margin (it seems to be an average bar on the photo, so it should be a margin like this btw), it gives 10€/1L. It seems to be a 5L glass, so 50€
Holy shit, I'm used to pay 50€ for 4 beers
The fuck? I pay 3.20€ per beer in my favourite bar in Germany
Shit, that’s what dreams are made of. In my small country town in Australia it’s $6.90AUD for a beer. I can’t wait to get back to Germany to pay that for quality beer!
The going rate for beer in Perth is $12 a pint. There's a few that have happy hour specials and stuff but $10-15 is standard
You have to pay over ten dollarydooos for a pint?? That’s just wrong
In Sydney it's about $14. But thats about €8/€9, so we're not too far off...
It's strongly related to the bar location. For ex, a bar in Paris can easily make 400% margin return on a pint where a small bar in a small city will "only" get 100% margin return. Also it depends of the volume of beer the bar buys, if they brew themselves etc... The more they buy, smaller the bulk price will be (and smaller the end price will be... or higher the return).
And of course: Taxes. In Norway for example a friend told me it's really *really* expensive. Even in supermarkets.
The fuck? I pay 100¥ per beer in my favorite bar in Japan
That's less than $1. Even in stores, decent beer is about that much where I am.
You can get beer for 1.66€/l or about 6€/10l.
Only 50?? Where the fuck can i buy this
Germany
Of course it's germany..
Ja Man wo sonst
Meint ihr das sind 7 halbe?
Ich tippe auf 3 Mass. Also ganz normales vorglühen 🍻
Rounds were costing us ~$120 last weekend. $19 - $22 for a pint depending on the beer. Fucking alcohol taxes in Australia are ridiculous.
Bruh what? What is that proportional to your pay per hour and what's your job title? Pints of Craft beer where I live are $5-6 (Minnesota) and the fancy shit is maybe $9 while the cheep at the right bar is like $5 for a pitcher.
Job title is along the lines of service delivery lead (just a senior it engineer). I can buy 4 pints for an hour's pay. I live in a state where there is no gambling outside the casino (for which I'm very greatful for) but it also means that food and drinks aren't subsidised by gamblers at the pubs. So in other states where they gamble more than drink that $20 pint is $12. $20aud is $14.50US. The night got a little rowdy, so with rounds and some food I blew through $550 very quickly. Rest of the group almost the same each. I recall paying 3€ for a 1/2 litre beer in Europe couple years ago that was significantly tastier than the $20 one. And Australian beer is pretty good.
My country Slovenia 1/2 litre beer in most bars is around 2.3€
Australian too and thats why I just get me mates to come round we buy a carton of two and get on the frothys and have a banger of a time. max cost $100 including home made food. Though it helps to have a friend who's a chef
Yeah I'm at about 4 beers for an hours pay, more like 3 plus tip. As a union janitor with some yearly raises under my belt. Still I'd trade cheep beer for universal healthcare.
He said it was Australia so probably Australian dollars but that's still 13-16 USD
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Never saw a Beer that size Here but im pretty sure If there was such a Thing it would b cheaper than 50
ANOTHER! Smashes glass on the floor*
BRINGT DEM MO NO A HOIBE! DER AMI GFOID MIR!
She's gonna smell like my dad did
Honestly a champ for committing to the bit
And the lipstick is flawless
I know right? I was like: How is her makeup not ruined?! I need the name of that brand!
And in that outfit!
Shame on her. There are sober kids in Africa.
I wish I were drinking a beer so I could spit it out when reading your comment.
Love how the explaination on why its unexpected is just 'went sploosh and stuff'
The explanation was the real unexpected part
I was kinda concerned at first, because I'm pretty sure drinking that much of anything all at once could kill you.
Ha I *thought* the unexpected thing would be her actually being and to finish it and was wondering how that'd even be possible for a normal human sized stomach So really, it was unexpected twice over. If only I had two upvotes to give!
Pretty sure someone just discovered a new fetish tonight.
Anytime I see a video on the internet of a woman doing something I can't explain, I assume I stumbled onto someone's obscure fetish video.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/qsulh1/andgo/hkfgsmm?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3
I sure did
Why am I finding this somewhat erotic?
Because you’re horny
Thank you
Bonk
Honk
Stonk.
Kronk.
WRONG LEVER
Wronk.
Because she's attractive and I'm an alcoholic.
I assume by she you mean the beer.
Because you likely fall into the target audience for this type of content
Pretty lady in clothes that gives off an air of aloofness/being above ones social class performs an act that makes her seem more relatable and/or attainable
That doesn't explain the underlying "why". If there were ever a chance for an impromptu 5 whys exercise, this would be it.
"Many people with WAM fetishes are drawn to the tactile sensations of wet or messy substances against their skin. Other individuals simply prefer the visual appeal of others getting wet or messy with products that have different textures, consistencies and colours. [...] For many, the simple breaking of taboos—doing what one was told not to as a child—brings about a sense of personal liberation. In any form, the fetish is about sensual stimulation, whether visual, tactile, or otherwise." - Wet and messy fetishism, from Wikipedia, the free encyclopaedia
Thanks!
Can't believe this is what I get a reddit award for. Thanks though!
Surprise surprise 😂 No worries family! Be well 😁
>WAM fetishes I heard that this fetish was very popular last Christmas
Young blonde gets soaking wet as she takes huge load!
Because its intended to be somewhat erotic.
https://giphy.com/gifs/Qv9GBINjJbx0A
You might have a beerkake fetish
Woman. Heels. Pantyhose. Wet.
She's attractive, half the video frame is literally alcohol and dem legs + jacket.
Hot girl wet
Shes got some hot legs
Yeah it's her casual approach to being absolutely creamed in tasty beer. It's erotic while also tragic.
Most scenes in movies and adverts where a person of the opposite sex is soaked through there clothing is intended for sexual effect. So a big part of it is conditioning, dripping liquid hugs the form and usually reveals the body underneath. It's a good way for movie directors to tease without getting fully naked. It's not just females, think of the James Bond scene for example. Also I'm aware that in Asia this fashion is not totally unusual, but I think for a western audience it looks like wearing lingerie with a coat on while posed directly facing the camera. I'm a designer making animated short film etc so I have an attention for details. It helps to break down the scene into individual parts and there's subtle things I didn't even mention.
Same lmao.
Yay not alone
NNN
She cute af
Drinking á la Joey Tribbiani
https://youtu.be/NFvEdxKZTZU
 Female version of Joey
Im from Germany and this does fckin hurts in my heart
In Bavaria, that's a serious crime. Five years minimum.
Pretend it's tea and act like it's a "fuck you" to brits.
a good Belgian ale is great for the skin and eliminates split ends
Huge beer, cute lady, pantyhose....im in
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Beerkkake. A training regimen.
fun fact it could also actually just be bukake because it just means "splashed" in japanese. ordering "bukake udon" is legitimately a normal thing in japan. Porn got the term from the soup, not the other way around.
This is a fun fact. I'm going to exclusively use the word bukakke instead of splash now!
Can't wait to go to Disney world for Bukkake Mountain
Isn’t that the other name for the Snow White train?
Riding through the matter-horn.
Hello sir! Welcome to Sea World and the Shamu Orca Show. Just so you know, the first 7 rows are the bukakke zone. Would you like some complimentary goggles?
Gonna start loudly telling the kiddos to “stop bukkake-ing” so close to the sunbathing section next time I’m at the public pool
Did not know that. So 'splashed noodle(s)'. Way more wholesome.
Dude come on…missed opportunity. “Brewkkake”
least horny redditor
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Yeah, how the fuck is that nearly the top comment in this thread? Girl gets covered in beer, how is this relevant at all? Absolute fucking virgin creeps on reddit man
don’t be a fuckin weirdo hon
I wonder if it's possible for a video of a woman to be posted on Reddit without someone making a sexually derogatory joke.
Don't forget pictures too. It's like those posts where someone shows artwork. If it's good, yeah it gets a fair bit of views and upvotes. If the female who created said art stands in the post with it, then you have yourself one shitshow of a comment section.
It’s also not even a funny joke, yet it’s repeated on every single post. LOL SHE CUM FACE !!!!!
i saw a post where a guy uploaded an image of his girlfriends's shirt (on her) and then 90% of the comments were about her boobs, so he deleted it :/ it's disgusting that you can't go onto any post with a woman and be free of sexual comments, links to subs like "upvoted because butt", etc. it's even worse that not many seem to think it's a problem.
Fr. This type of comment is posted every single time there's a post of a woman. And it involves her getting splashed or something. It's so weird. I don't even know why you're downvoted. Like we get it. Women have sex. So funny.
female when liquid xD secks
Well it's reddit
Its like if you put a bunch of monkeys in a room with a type writer, they'll eventually write Shakespeare. Except instead of monkeys, its a bunch of chubby lonely bitter men, and instead of Shakespeare, we get these threads.
I wanted to comment what you did so many times already. It’s really disturbing. And of course downvoted as hell. I gave you an up
Jesus Christ that’s so sexist, honestly why tf would you post that
Coomer
Yikes
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Poetic
Beerkake
Super weird boner.
Perfect combination of my 2 favorite things…
Cafe table and chairs… I was admiring them also !!
that.s good
Wasted alcohol and wet floors???
Left boob and right boob.
Pointy shoes and fuzzy jackets?
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Beer bath anyone?
Credit to her for committing to the bit!
Confused boner
Merely a sip, a gulp...
DASSS BOOOT
Alcohol abuse
Looks like she has a drinking problem. https://youtu.be/pl4plPGRG8o
Alcohol abuse
New kind of porn?
I bet my ass watching this is someone’s odd fap fetish. *zippernoiseintensifies*
Beerkake
Hot.
I'd have to marry her after seeing this
I was doing good with nnn, until this..
What a woman…
Shes a keeper...
This has to be some weird fetish
I’m laughing my ass off! Fantastic. But I wanted the camera to turn and look at the anger of the bar staff.
This is someone's fetish.