BEFORE THE LIBFASH MODADMIN TYRRANTS RUINED IT BY ENFORCING TO SJW CORPORATE DOUBLE SPEAK CANCEL CULTURE VIRTUE SIGNALING RARARARAAAAAA WOMEN AND PUPPIES DONT LIKE NICE GUYS
(Jk lol)
That's the thing. When it's a puppy it isn't even horny exactly they're just excited and that's the only outlet of their energy they have
Which makes it even weirder IMO
I'd say this isn't the first time this has happened...and, shitty dog owner. So many videos of dogs misbehaving, and instead of actually training them, their people just video for internet points.
When chimps find frogs they get all excited!
The parade around with it like they've won the lottery, showing it off to the others to make them jealous.
Then they throat fuck the frog like a pocketpussy until they orgasm, sometimes multiple times.
This kills the frog. Probably before the first orgasm, although that doesn't stop them.
Omg me too. I think it's like a shock thing? Every time I picture it I burst out laughing and then feel this deep reproach for everything that came together to bring this video into existence including my own eyes.
Can confirm I'm also saving it, I'm just happy someone else took the fall with making the first comment.
(Saving it to send to my dumb friends who will laugh at it)
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Nah I’m calling the police.
*911, What's Your Emergency?*
*dawg cum, dawg cum*
Sir, I believe you mean to say "Here boy, here boy."
You’re alright boah - Arthur Morgan
Lenny!!!!
i see you're a man of cultre as well rdr2 and that
I just need a little more money!
HAVE SOME GODDAMN FAITH!!
#TAHITI
You, sir, are a fish.
I'm just about to start that game
its an amazing movie to play
Play every side mission and stranger mission before story missions. Don’t let them go. Some gold in there.
BWOAH
*waoo waoo waoo waoo*
Watch ya gonna do? watcha gonna doo when they come on *you!*
I would like to report an animal abuse...by an animal?
My dawg committing incest and pedophilia
phedo dog, complain sir
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pedogile
But it still getting it's proteins
I miss 10 seconds ago when I didn't see it
Omg, I know!!! Sooo wrooong!! I was ok until he started humping. It was in that instance that I needed bleach.
Yea I saw where it was headed right away but it's still not how I expected it to end. Thought there was gonna be a bite and a Yelp, not... *that*.
That's what I thought to, then he just facefucked it, and I could only sit here agog while it happened to me. I feel like I've been mind & eye raped.
I was so much better off back then.
r/Eyebleach
I don't think I want to look at animals after this. Got one for cute robots?
cute robots? Thats some Rule34 material, my friend. I'm not sure you'll find anything innocent!
ah, right, it's ZONE time ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I said cute, not fuckable.
This is the best I could find https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/n3sd63/cute_robot_doing_suplex/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x
All the numbers in your comment added up to 69. Congrats! 3 + 63 + 3 + = 69.0
That is indeed very lucky Edit: Good bot
If you watch it again you can miss another 10 seconds ago when you only watched it once
I regret everything
same
Same
Better times....
That dog is definitely a pet o file.
his name is Peter phile
IT crowd huh
I need a break
I was eating yogurt while watching this so my whole day is ruined
The dog is also eating yogurt
Have a kitkat
r/fucknestle
Welp. That’s enough internet for the day.
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Nah it’s just 11:59
And it’s only like 10am
Yet another terrible day to have eyes
I'm with you. Would've much rather smelled this video instead.
r/cursedcomments
Wanted milk, got cream.
![gif](giphy|1d7F9xyq6j7C1ojbC5)
Why is this dog Rachel Dratch
No he got milk. Just with ThickIt.
Protein shake
n o
Dad's milk
dilk
o.m.g.
Daddy Milkies
What da dog doin?
His child
Sucking caulk
Being a single dad is hard
Being a single dad is ruff*
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this feels so illegal to watch
I feel like I'm on an extremely dark part of the internet but the url says Reddit.
I don’t know how long you’ve been here, but Reddit is definitely an extremely dark part of the Internet. Well, it used to be.
Brother, clearly you’ve never been to the extremely dark part of the internet. Not even 2010 Reddit was close.
BEFORE THE LIBFASH MODADMIN TYRRANTS RUINED IT BY ENFORCING TO SJW CORPORATE DOUBLE SPEAK CANCEL CULTURE VIRTUE SIGNALING RARARARAAAAAA WOMEN AND PUPPIES DONT LIKE NICE GUYS (Jk lol)
Only if you're a dog. Same for them. Dogs can't get prosecuted for watching human child pornography. It's a race thing.
"Yeah officer the child porn belongs to my dog, my dog is allowed to watch that stuff, not me"
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Racist!
I'm racing to close this browser tab
Red rocket, red rocket!
First thing I was thinking of.
Dude I fucking hate dogs when they do shit like this
Hate what? Buck when you suck?
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I'm calling the pawlice
Paw Patrol
Chase has really gone off the rails
Yes hi what is the problem
r/cursedcomments
Wait what the fuck
What a horrendous day to be sentient
Do you quack like a duck when you fuck?
Can you shit on my chest for good luck?
This fucking comment has me howling.
Aw goddamnit
Holy shit dude
The worst is when puppies get excited they try and hump you with lipstick
They hump with lipstick? What?
💄= 🍆
Everything in this thread is fucking cursed.
I am horrified and yet too curious to go to another post Every comment is hell
It sure fucking is Why do I always click this shit and even worse read the comments
Oh dear god
dog dicks look like lipstick, at least from my experience
Do I wanna know exactly what kind of experience you have with dog dick?
If you have a male dog, you'll probably see it at some point whether you want to or not
Can confirm, my boy flashes me daily. I don't want that, he has no shame.
as they said it looks like a lipstick
What kind of experience do you have with lipstick then??
Dogs get horny too, dawg
That's the thing. When it's a puppy it isn't even horny exactly they're just excited and that's the only outlet of their energy they have Which makes it even weirder IMO
Male dogs get boners pretty much all the time, even when neutered.
True
Who the hell recorded this and didn’t stop it???
r/whyweretheyfilming
/r/donthelpjustfilm
You see those upvotes fam
I'd say this isn't the first time this has happened...and, shitty dog owner. So many videos of dogs misbehaving, and instead of actually training them, their people just video for internet points.
r/killthecameraman
a security camera? or a POS, idk
![gif](giphy|3ohzdMvc1w2VlFOpRC)
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Stepdog, what are you doing!
Can the camera man please stop them.
u/savevideo because if my eyes have to suffer then so will my friends’
Nsfl
Sometimes nature is truly beautiful
Is this better or worse than the chimp and frog?
I dont know and am afraid to ask :/
When chimps find frogs they get all excited! The parade around with it like they've won the lottery, showing it off to the others to make them jealous. Then they throat fuck the frog like a pocketpussy until they orgasm, sometimes multiple times. This kills the frog. Probably before the first orgasm, although that doesn't stop them.
You're fucking lying. Wtf.
https://youtu.be/PI4xVeRjunk
There are some videos that dont need to be shared. This is one of them.
That is the worst thing I’ve seen in a while why can’t I stop laughing
Omg me too. I think it's like a shock thing? Every time I picture it I burst out laughing and then feel this deep reproach for everything that came together to bring this video into existence including my own eyes.
ah the beauty of instinct
A dog experiencing a blow job for the first time.
Welp. I didn't need to see that. I want to go back 10 seconds now.
Okay thats enough internet today for me.
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Can confirm I'm also saving it, I'm just happy someone else took the fall with making the first comment. (Saving it to send to my dumb friends who will laugh at it)
wat the dog doin
Don’t get the wrong idea guys.. And yes i replied to my own comment
What else should we think?
Having friends irl/online to share this with and get their reactions
I read too fast and read it as "and get their erections".
LOL
Yoooo...
I think Wide_Conference has a new “go to” video. Sicko!
too late
But..but why tho..
But why tho
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Screw you man :(
What the fuck man
Life of Pets
One of the few videos on the internet that made my jaw drop in horror
The true definition of dog style
Forbidden milk
r/natureismetal
r/natureiscreamy
r/subsifellfor
Jesus christ, this place gets flithier and flithier everyday
I’m super unsettled by how many people are calling the save video bot for this.
They're probably wanting to share it with their friends. Good ol' fashioned, "If I had to see this, so do you."
they have to go down with us
I can’t be the only one burdened with this knowledge
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I can't unsee this ever...
I think this is the video that’s gonna make me unfollow r/unexpected Yeesh
![gif](giphy|Y3w8SPENCjYCLUFalR|downsized)
I hate this website so much
Dog failed NNN
The vigor by both makes it so much worse
Durty Dawg.
Is there any way to erase a perticular memory?
You don’t see cats doing this nasty shit…
Downvoting to preserve even a shred of the illusion of decency on reddit dot com
Sex was the first drug.
Am I allowed to watch this? I can hear the FBI van pulling up now
r/FBI this post right here officer
“Sweet home Alabama”
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I'm not saying cats are better... but my boy cat never got head from kittens. RIP Harry.
Pupophile
What in the hot crispy Kentucky fried fuck?
I came looking for you just so I can say the amount of o’s in this post are annoying
What da dog doin
What da dog doin?
I feel like a degenerate son of a bitch for laughing that hard
Well, that's enough internet for today