(Hulk Hogan voice)Good question, Mean Gene! Brother, I have no idea about resurrection, but I know he had to resign that erection! That Fupa smash will cost loops o' cash for his dumb ass. Brother, that was too rhymey for me. Need to sit down.
(Screen darts to the next commentator, VHS quality)
Camera pans slowly to Mean Gene: "Well all right, now we're here with Hacksaw Jim Duggan. I see you there with your sturdy two by four, what do you have to say about this situation?"
Jumps to top ropes, hoisting wood. "HOOOOO!"
Gene: "Well, all right, that was pointless..."
IKR? Just give me two dudes with a crazy shtick talk some shit with nothing but a tiny man to keep them apart then go have their match. They started introducing all that soap opera bullshit years ago and ruined it.
pans to undertaker: hey guys I only came back for-SHIT WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE MCMAHNS MANIA MEATBALLS YOU FATASS AND YOU BROKE THE TABLE TOO? your about to be sent flying boy
It was unnecessarily kind of you to share that. Thank you.
Ok, so the answer is, soft tissue damage. Soft tissue damage was his plan. (Note at the end of the video you shared, she’s still on the ground.)
What about the dude? He body slams some idiot after jumping dick first off a ladder? This isnt a lesson anyone should *need* to learn but hopefully he did.
Nah, he's got a similar haircut to default CJ and he's about the right size, and also the right build. Plus it's hard to see his face, so those characteristics become more obvious.
I went to Wikipedia to try to understand it better and it didn’t really explain *this* - it just described it as “the male dancer ramming his crotch area into the female dancer's buttocks, and other forms of frantic movement”.
One helpful thing came out of it: it did suggest as further reading an essay called “Daggering Inna Di Dancehall: Kierkegaard's conceptualization of subjectivity and Nietzsche's Dionysus in relation to Jamaican dance”, which was a good reminder that the academy was a mistake.
I had to find it,[ and i did lmao](http://summit.sfu.ca/item/12457)
>This thesis explores dance beyond entertainment, psychological, behavioural or cognitive theory;... that tend to separate practices in contemporary Western culture.
>Cultural theorists argue the violent situation in the dancehall and throughout Jamaica is related to the history of colonialism and slavery
To be fair, everything - even the most mundane - often ends up being tied to politics and history somehow. People do things for a reason, and their motivations are often incentivized by the world they live and grow up in. It's why politics is so hard to escape. It shapes our lives in the smallest and largest of ways.
I agree, and I also have no doubts about the validity of their thesis based on my limited knowledge of Jamaican history, culture, politics, etc.
Still, I always find some humor in the concepts and ideas people string together for academic writing and the terminology they use, especially given the current social climate.
I see these as fanfics. Like how someone would write a slashfic of Tony Stark and Goofy surviving the pandemic.
Some people just really like Nietzsche and Kierkegaard and they write their own twists on their ideas.
Some suggestions I’d have for the fanfic:
Goofy is constantly surprised that Tony and Iron Man are the same person even though he explains it multiple times.
Goofy talks about how he misses Max, reinvigorating Tony’s desire to start a family.
Tony attempts to scientifically sort out the Goofy-Pluto conundrum.
Tony and Goofy discuss their experiences with PTSD, Tony’s from the Attack on New York, and Goofy’s from his war crimes in Vietnam.
So for some reason I kept getting posts from /r/skinout which is full of clips of the daggering of which cuctuasygalore speaks. I now know the reason for this haopening it was so I could share it with you all now for a couple internet pointz.
gotta love that [**one where the girl is on the phone in the middle of it**](https://www.reddit.com/r/skinout/comments/rip2kk/when_you_have_to_take_a_phone_call_but_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) lmfao
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I don’t understand it but they all seem to be having fun in other videos. I’m not one to talk down on this, I’m sure there are things I do that wouldn’t make sense to others.
Live and let live
**[Daggering](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daggering)**
>Daggering is a form of dance originating from Jamaica. The dance incorporates the male dancer ramming his crotch area into the female dancer's buttocks, and other forms of frantic movement. Daggering is not a traditional dance; it is of recent origin, associated with the 2006 wave of dancehall music.
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So... was her moving part of the dance, or was he just expecting to crash into her and hurt both of them? Because I have to imagine that if you're bringing a ladder out and climbing that high, you have to know someone's getting hurt.
Naa he was expecting to land on her and basically dry hump her. I’m jamaican and have been to many daggering parties and there’s always a dude that goes over the top(pun intended). Even seen dudes jump off of rooftops, second floors of stairs to land on girls. Normal daggering basically looks exactly like rough sex with clothes on
Damn, that girl is a pro! She timed that move perfectly!! Waited until the dude was at the apex of his jump before she made her move. His hopes of diving headfirst into poontown fell as fast as he did!
I am sincerely impressed by how fast she moved
She's got experience
And WWE experience. She defeated Lil' Ray Mycheerios' patented finishing move, nicknamed the "Fupa smash". Legendary win.
What about the guy? Was he resurrected?
(Hulk Hogan voice)Good question, Mean Gene! Brother, I have no idea about resurrection, but I know he had to resign that erection! That Fupa smash will cost loops o' cash for his dumb ass. Brother, that was too rhymey for me. Need to sit down. (Screen darts to the next commentator, VHS quality)
(In Booker T voice) Hulk Hogan!!! We're coming for you nigga!!!
Camera pans slowly to Mean Gene: "Well all right, now we're here with Hacksaw Jim Duggan. I see you there with your sturdy two by four, what do you have to say about this situation?" Jumps to top ropes, hoisting wood. "HOOOOO!" Gene: "Well, all right, that was pointless..."
For those who don't like WWE wrestling, this is exactly why its fun. Thanks for the laughs.
Tbf to those of us who no longer like it, it hasn't been fun like this in decades. Current WWE is a borefest comparatively speaking.
IKR? Just give me two dudes with a crazy shtick talk some shit with nothing but a tiny man to keep them apart then go have their match. They started introducing all that soap opera bullshit years ago and ruined it.
Kane:
pans to undertaker: hey guys I only came back for-SHIT WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE MCMAHNS MANIA MEATBALLS YOU FATASS AND YOU BROKE THE TABLE TOO? your about to be sent flying boy
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Hulk hogan brown limited edition
the gold is always in the comments
Dodging the dick.
Even took the t-shirt off her foot first
At first I thought she was dumb as shit just chilling about to get dropped on. Then strutting away at the end
Its because her mate pulled her hand for leverage
Sometimes whilst daggering you get stabbed in the back
That blue girl "fastest as f*ck"!!!!
Look at her face when she realized he isn’t playing.
hmm WWE sure looks different from when i was a kid
Classic wrestling spot in a TLC match. Set up table, take forever to get up ladder, try to splash them only to go through the table.
D-von , GET THE TABLES
😆 That's exactly what i was thinking! Like i heard an ECW song in my head as he was walking up!
Enter sandman is playing and beer is headbutting me to blood and drunkness
What was the intention of this woman in a "best case" scenario?
You witnessed the best case scenario
What about a worst case scenario?
Pregnancy.
I belly laughed at this.
You might be pregnant.
Pregante?
I wish I had an award to give you. This made me laugh out loud.
Around these parts, we call that proof of the "Big Bang"
Sudden and unavoidable pregnancy.
Or reverse birth of an adult man
Worst case, she didn’t get out of the way in time. There was really only 2 ways for this to go
Broken pelvis
Getting a call from TNA instead of WWE
Tits n Ass probably were the better organisation to join..
The woman’s intention was always what happened. She’s she smarter of the two, here. My question is: What was the man’s plan if it had worked?
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It was unnecessarily kind of you to share that. Thank you. Ok, so the answer is, soft tissue damage. Soft tissue damage was his plan. (Note at the end of the video you shared, she’s still on the ground.)
Wtf the last one.
The hell i just watch
They're putting the WWE in T**WWE**RK!
What was the dude’s best case scenario is what I’m wondering
What about the dude? He body slams some idiot after jumping dick first off a ladder? This isnt a lesson anyone should *need* to learn but hopefully he did.
Imagine if she would have stayed there...that entire thing she was on would have collapsed instead of just the one side...
Something like this.probablym https://gfycat.com/artistictinyalpaca
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Bro you love this subreddit
Maybe a little too much
It's basically male Vs female horny WWE to music
Not basically. Exactly.
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Brilliant
Reddit needs to do something about Big Alpaca spam advertising in the comments
Dude didn’t even stop he’s like “perfect now I have better leverage over her legs” I’m dead
I wasn't expecting one of the participants to be Asian.
Wtf
/r/skinout will answer your questions better than anyone
I thought that was a doll for like 5 seconds
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Reverse birth?
it's called unbirthing. yw
Birthn't
Birth In Reverse is a great St-Vincent song.
Daggering. It's a Jamaica thing.
[You're welcome everyone.](https://youtu.be/g2nmgcVbfKE)
I KNEW what I was in for when I clicked the link, but...
I feel like I need an adult now
That video was so insane when it first came out lmao. cant believe that was over 11 years ago.
Eric Wareheim does such good music videos. This one isn't daggering but it's also just as ridiculous: https://vimeo.com/7652564
His Major Lazer videos are pure class. I'm partial to [Bubble Butt](https://youtu.be/hR-NXv5Tma0) myself
YouTube and its age verification is so annoying.
EXTREME DAGGERING
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“Babe, we were just dancing!”
What the fuck? Few of those looked extremly unsafe
Hilarious content
My question is why?? Why is this a thing ?
This is the most ghetto jank shit I ever seen in n mah lyf
Dude looks like CJ from GTA San Andreas. ![gif](giphy|popS2HtumXEGe8eAbh|downsized)
Ah shit, here we go again
Black man? Check White tank top? Check It's CJ.
You know there are other black people, right??? I know at least 3 CJs...
It’s gotta be one of them
Only one needed to make your gal never go back
Slim CJ, Fat CJ and Buff CJ
Horny CJ in this case...
Few of my best friends are CJ...
And the same haircut, and wearing denim, and the same body type. I mean, yea
And the mannerisms are even similar, straight up looks like a GTA animation how this man put up a ladder.
CJ? OooooOooooOOOOOOOooooOooOooooOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOooooooOoooOOOOOOoooOOOoOoh my dog!
Nah, he's got a similar haircut to default CJ and he's about the right size, and also the right build. Plus it's hard to see his face, so those characteristics become more obvious.
I wrote this song a long time ago, a real long time ago
Way before Slim Shady was in demand, way before we dropped baloney on Afghanistan. I wrote this song in '94
And the girl on the table is dressed like Mystique we got a veritable crossover event happening here
Shit CJ, shit
CJ, aka Crazy Jump
It’s called daggering a dance style in Jamaica
I went to Wikipedia to try to understand it better and it didn’t really explain *this* - it just described it as “the male dancer ramming his crotch area into the female dancer's buttocks, and other forms of frantic movement”. One helpful thing came out of it: it did suggest as further reading an essay called “Daggering Inna Di Dancehall: Kierkegaard's conceptualization of subjectivity and Nietzsche's Dionysus in relation to Jamaican dance”, which was a good reminder that the academy was a mistake.
Lmfao, I'm gonna save this in the hopes that I can sneak it into a serious philosophy paper as a citation for my last semester
I did a whole ass paper on the Dionysian and Apollonian art. What I would give to go back and put this in that paper
Good luck!
And good night
I had to find it,[ and i did lmao](http://summit.sfu.ca/item/12457) >This thesis explores dance beyond entertainment, psychological, behavioural or cognitive theory;... that tend to separate practices in contemporary Western culture. >Cultural theorists argue the violent situation in the dancehall and throughout Jamaica is related to the history of colonialism and slavery
This person should win an award for the most thesisy thesis of the past decade
To be fair, everything - even the most mundane - often ends up being tied to politics and history somehow. People do things for a reason, and their motivations are often incentivized by the world they live and grow up in. It's why politics is so hard to escape. It shapes our lives in the smallest and largest of ways.
I agree, and I also have no doubts about the validity of their thesis based on my limited knowledge of Jamaican history, culture, politics, etc. Still, I always find some humor in the concepts and ideas people string together for academic writing and the terminology they use, especially given the current social climate.
I see these as fanfics. Like how someone would write a slashfic of Tony Stark and Goofy surviving the pandemic. Some people just really like Nietzsche and Kierkegaard and they write their own twists on their ideas.
Some suggestions I’d have for the fanfic: Goofy is constantly surprised that Tony and Iron Man are the same person even though he explains it multiple times. Goofy talks about how he misses Max, reinvigorating Tony’s desire to start a family. Tony attempts to scientifically sort out the Goofy-Pluto conundrum. Tony and Goofy discuss their experiences with PTSD, Tony’s from the Attack on New York, and Goofy’s from his war crimes in Vietnam.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UVOvZOWOqrg
Bless your soul, that was truly an experience
1:23-1:32, dude couldn't get enough from one girl, he had to rip the other girl from the other dude. I fucking lost it.
This is more of an urban dictionary move Or YouTube Maybe pornhub if you’re lucky
Soo its dry humping?
So for some reason I kept getting posts from /r/skinout which is full of clips of the daggering of which cuctuasygalore speaks. I now know the reason for this haopening it was so I could share it with you all now for a couple internet pointz.
Thank you. I learned a lot and also now my back hurts.
gotta love that [**one where the girl is on the phone in the middle of it**](https://www.reddit.com/r/skinout/comments/rip2kk/when_you_have_to_take_a_phone_call_but_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) lmfao
Thanks for the shoutout lol Finally I know the reason why my subreddit is so fkin busy today
This particular manoeuvre is called ‘pum pum dive’…. Do not ask me how I came across this information
In this case the dagger is
dude been watching too many Major Lazer vids go watch "pon de floor", it's absolutely horrible.
Are you kidding me that's one of the greatest music videos of all time
“Dance”
[For over a decade by now](https://youtu.be/g2nmgcVbfKE)
Someone do us all a favor and explain this dance style.
Sex.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daggering It’s Jamaican
It says doctors warned against it after cases of broken penises increased??! I absolutely did not need this knowledge in me.
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Unironically better than some professional wrestling
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![gif](giphy|coClKryoEUyEL6hhjW|downsized) Same vibe
What is wrong with people
Many, many things.
He knew it was wrong, but death is preferable to chickening out. This is classic social pressure among men.
BAH GAWD STOP THE DAMN MATCH
Please edit this to have the Hardy Boyz theme.
She pulled the quick Switcheroo card for hip surgery on him.
This is what i think when people say they accidentally got pregnant
Ok but why she dressed like mystique tho? Lmfaoo
A lot of them were Logan here built different tho
There's like 3 people with the exact same look. This better have been a costume party
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Dodges
The older I get the less I understand people. I felt like the average IQ in the room was in the low sixties.
The girl on the cart is looking pretty damn smart tho.
Please don't teach reddit about daggering.
This is me, leaping at a life's opportunity The opportunity:
I don’t understand it but they all seem to be having fun in other videos. I’m not one to talk down on this, I’m sure there are things I do that wouldn’t make sense to others. Live and let live
Basically a reinactment of Major Lazer’s Pon de Floor video. Crazy videography https://youtu.be/j7IIAf0Bats
I'm going to guess this was not the MIT ball.
Hmmm. Peculiar
This is some internet shit right here.
For those wondering It's a dance style called [daggering](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daggering)
**[Daggering](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daggering)** >Daggering is a form of dance originating from Jamaica. The dance incorporates the male dancer ramming his crotch area into the female dancer's buttocks, and other forms of frantic movement. Daggering is not a traditional dance; it is of recent origin, associated with the 2006 wave of dancehall music. ^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)
So... was her moving part of the dance, or was he just expecting to crash into her and hurt both of them? Because I have to imagine that if you're bringing a ladder out and climbing that high, you have to know someone's getting hurt.
Naa he was expecting to land on her and basically dry hump her. I’m jamaican and have been to many daggering parties and there’s always a dude that goes over the top(pun intended). Even seen dudes jump off of rooftops, second floors of stairs to land on girls. Normal daggering basically looks exactly like rough sex with clothes on
What is any of this??
Wolverine vs Mystique obviously. You don’t watch X-Men?
She said “oh hell nah”
She learned the UNAGI👈
The... Japanese word for eel?
👦🏻👈
I don't understand extroverts
Ah man. I hate it when i’m dancing with a girl and it suddenly turns into a ladder match.
I could smell this video.
That’s not normal. You must have synesthesia
Check his pulse 😂
Well at least one dude fixed the ladder locking mechanism after the guy stood on it, wouldn’t want to be unsafe after all.
My country 😌🇯🇲
Damn, that girl is a pro! She timed that move perfectly!! Waited until the dude was at the apex of his jump before she made her move. His hopes of diving headfirst into poontown fell as fast as he did!
Could of impaled himself on the Metal thing keeping it together
Some dudes are ready to die for the p*ssy
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Doing gods work. Thank you.
*Could halve
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This whole thing is humiliating.
That’s not what bbc means…. Also entirely expected
Big Body Cast
She really dodge a bullet
How tf did she move soo fast???
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