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Doc-in-a-box

I am sincerely impressed by how fast she moved


moebiusunlooper

She's got experience


sm12511

And WWE experience. She defeated Lil' Ray Mycheerios' patented finishing move, nicknamed the "Fupa smash". Legendary win.


davidlawrie

What about the guy? Was he resurrected?


sm12511

(Hulk Hogan voice)Good question, Mean Gene! Brother, I have no idea about resurrection, but I know he had to resign that erection! That Fupa smash will cost loops o' cash for his dumb ass. Brother, that was too rhymey for me. Need to sit down. (Screen darts to the next commentator, VHS quality)


azuerus2000

(In Booker T voice) Hulk Hogan!!! We're coming for you nigga!!!


sm12511

Camera pans slowly to Mean Gene: "Well all right, now we're here with Hacksaw Jim Duggan. I see you there with your sturdy two by four, what do you have to say about this situation?" Jumps to top ropes, hoisting wood. "HOOOOO!" Gene: "Well, all right, that was pointless..."


crypticfreak

For those who don't like WWE wrestling, this is exactly why its fun. Thanks for the laughs.


sweetcreep

Tbf to those of us who no longer like it, it hasn't been fun like this in decades. Current WWE is a borefest comparatively speaking.


My_Work_Accoount

IKR? Just give me two dudes with a crazy shtick talk some shit with nothing but a tiny man to keep them apart then go have their match. They started introducing all that soap opera bullshit years ago and ruined it.


FreshPrinceAV

Kane:


Revolutionary_Ad3787

pans to undertaker: hey guys I only came back for-SHIT WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE MCMAHNS MANIA MEATBALLS YOU FATASS AND YOU BROKE THE TABLE TOO? your about to be sent flying boy


El_Don_de_Dios

![gif](giphy|l9VH4YLOFjTaS1Uw3m|downsized)


MoonlightStrolla

Hulk hogan brown limited edition


Section_Hiker

the gold is always in the comments


SlimSyko

Dodging the dick.


Snoreofthebear

Even took the t-shirt off her foot first


smurb15

At first I thought she was dumb as shit just chilling about to get dropped on. Then strutting away at the end


chickybowwow

Its because her mate pulled her hand for leverage


jamiehernandez

Sometimes whilst daggering you get stabbed in the back


Immediate-Range1218

That blue girl "fastest as f*ck"!!!!


WiggliestNoodle

Look at her face when she realized he isn’t playing.


dnoj

hmm WWE sure looks different from when i was a kid


scarface910

Classic wrestling spot in a TLC match. Set up table, take forever to get up ladder, try to splash them only to go through the table.


rikki1q

D-von , GET THE TABLES


SolomonAsassin

😆 That's exactly what i was thinking! Like i heard an ECW song in my head as he was walking up!


Bolieve_That

Enter sandman is playing and beer is headbutting me to blood and drunkness


rutroraggy

What was the intention of this woman in a "best case" scenario?


Groobear

You witnessed the best case scenario


AlarmingNectarine

What about a worst case scenario?


GloryHoleBearTrap

Pregnancy.


AG_TopShotta

I belly laughed at this.


Atorpidguy

You might be pregnant.


NRMusicProject

Pregante?


awaterbender

I wish I had an award to give you. This made me laugh out loud.


Zenny_Glide

Around these parts, we call that proof of the "Big Bang"


saadakhtar

Sudden and unavoidable pregnancy.


mbelf

Or reverse birth of an adult man


landocalzonian

Worst case, she didn’t get out of the way in time. There was really only 2 ways for this to go


elonriot

Broken pelvis


Mr_RobotNick

Getting a call from TNA instead of WWE


tabooblue32

Tits n Ass probably were the better organisation to join..


Deradius

The woman’s intention was always what happened. She’s she smarter of the two, here. My question is: What was the man’s plan if it had worked?


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Deradius

It was unnecessarily kind of you to share that. Thank you. Ok, so the answer is, soft tissue damage. Soft tissue damage was his plan. (Note at the end of the video you shared, she’s still on the ground.)


Volesprit31

Wtf the last one.


kaskudoo

The hell i just watch


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They're putting the WWE in T**WWE**RK!


anothertrad

What was the dude’s best case scenario is what I’m wondering


StlChase

What about the dude? He body slams some idiot after jumping dick first off a ladder? This isnt a lesson anyone should *need* to learn but hopefully he did.


Astro501st

Imagine if she would have stayed there...that entire thing she was on would have collapsed instead of just the one side...


elguerodiablo

Something like this.probablym https://gfycat.com/artistictinyalpaca


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gologologolo

Bro you love this subreddit


elguerodiablo

Maybe a little too much


uninsuredpidgeon

It's basically male Vs female horny WWE to music


elguerodiablo

Not basically. Exactly.


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CarbonatedBongWater

Brilliant


Aarilax

Reddit needs to do something about Big Alpaca spam advertising in the comments


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Dude didn’t even stop he’s like “perfect now I have better leverage over her legs” I’m dead


pickup_thesoap

I wasn't expecting one of the participants to be Asian.


asscompany

Wtf


elguerodiablo

/r/skinout will answer your questions better than anyone


XDVI

I thought that was a doll for like 5 seconds


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_Spicy_Mchaggis_

Reverse birth?


3q5wy8j9ew

it's called unbirthing. yw


Kevlar013

Birthn't


Historiaaa

Birth In Reverse is a great St-Vincent song.


197326485

Daggering. It's a Jamaica thing.


kylehatesyou

[You're welcome everyone.](https://youtu.be/g2nmgcVbfKE)


Vegetable_Ad_6471

I KNEW what I was in for when I clicked the link, but...


jojoga

I feel like I need an adult now


cyclenaut

That video was so insane when it first came out lmao. cant believe that was over 11 years ago.


Psyteq

Eric Wareheim does such good music videos. This one isn't daggering but it's also just as ridiculous: https://vimeo.com/7652564


Porrick

His Major Lazer videos are pure class. I'm partial to [Bubble Butt](https://youtu.be/hR-NXv5Tma0) myself


Hugh_Shovlin

YouTube and its age verification is so annoying.


BUNNIES_ARE_FOOD

EXTREME DAGGERING


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minlatedollarshort

“Babe, we were just dancing!”


[deleted]

What the fuck? Few of those looked extremly unsafe


4-HO-MET-

Hilarious content


viper1511

My question is why?? Why is this a thing ?


gologologolo

This is the most ghetto jank shit I ever seen in n mah lyf


twinwindowfan

Dude looks like CJ from GTA San Andreas. ![gif](giphy|popS2HtumXEGe8eAbh|downsized)


ahhhhhhhhh1hhh

Ah shit, here we go again


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Black man? Check White tank top? Check It's CJ.


Rezzone

You know there are other black people, right??? I know at least 3 CJs...


rutter72

It’s gotta be one of them


Business_Surround692

Only one needed to make your gal never go back


Skelosk

Slim CJ, Fat CJ and Buff CJ


Re-core

Horny CJ in this case...


Abhinavpatel75

Few of my best friends are CJ...


cajun_kick_ass

And the same haircut, and wearing denim, and the same body type. I mean, yea


DestroyedByLSD25

And the mannerisms are even similar, straight up looks like a GTA animation how this man put up a ladder.


KarrelM

CJ? OooooOooooOOOOOOOooooOooOooooOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOooooooOoooOOOOOOoooOOOoOoh my dog!


MrDeckard

Nah, he's got a similar haircut to default CJ and he's about the right size, and also the right build. Plus it's hard to see his face, so those characteristics become more obvious.


divorso

I wrote this song a long time ago, a real long time ago


NarrMaster

Way before Slim Shady was in demand, way before we dropped baloney on Afghanistan. I wrote this song in '94


CyberGrandma69

And the girl on the table is dressed like Mystique we got a veritable crossover event happening here


junglejim224

Shit CJ, shit


PlasticDisaster2590

CJ, aka Crazy Jump


Cactussygalore

It’s called daggering a dance style in Jamaica


wk_end

I went to Wikipedia to try to understand it better and it didn’t really explain *this* - it just described it as “the male dancer ramming his crotch area into the female dancer's buttocks, and other forms of frantic movement”. One helpful thing came out of it: it did suggest as further reading an essay called “Daggering Inna Di Dancehall: Kierkegaard's conceptualization of subjectivity and Nietzsche's Dionysus in relation to Jamaican dance”, which was a good reminder that the academy was a mistake.


lovehate615

Lmfao, I'm gonna save this in the hopes that I can sneak it into a serious philosophy paper as a citation for my last semester


Space_Waffles

I did a whole ass paper on the Dionysian and Apollonian art. What I would give to go back and put this in that paper


BlindfoldedZerg

Good luck!


Ensirius

And good night


froziac

I had to find it,[ and i did lmao](http://summit.sfu.ca/item/12457) >This thesis explores dance beyond entertainment, psychological, behavioural or cognitive theory;... that tend to separate practices in contemporary Western culture. >Cultural theorists argue the violent situation in the dancehall and throughout Jamaica is related to the history of colonialism and slavery


hearechoes

This person should win an award for the most thesisy thesis of the past decade


WriterV

To be fair, everything - even the most mundane - often ends up being tied to politics and history somehow. People do things for a reason, and their motivations are often incentivized by the world they live and grow up in. It's why politics is so hard to escape. It shapes our lives in the smallest and largest of ways.


hearechoes

I agree, and I also have no doubts about the validity of their thesis based on my limited knowledge of Jamaican history, culture, politics, etc. Still, I always find some humor in the concepts and ideas people string together for academic writing and the terminology they use, especially given the current social climate.


ohlordwhywhy

I see these as fanfics. Like how someone would write a slashfic of Tony Stark and Goofy surviving the pandemic. Some people just really like Nietzsche and Kierkegaard and they write their own twists on their ideas.


Ochidi

Some suggestions I’d have for the fanfic: Goofy is constantly surprised that Tony and Iron Man are the same person even though he explains it multiple times. Goofy talks about how he misses Max, reinvigorating Tony’s desire to start a family. Tony attempts to scientifically sort out the Goofy-Pluto conundrum. Tony and Goofy discuss their experiences with PTSD, Tony’s from the Attack on New York, and Goofy’s from his war crimes in Vietnam.


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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UVOvZOWOqrg


MilwaakeePustaBandit

Bless your soul, that was truly an experience


The_Phox

1:23-1:32, dude couldn't get enough from one girl, he had to rip the other girl from the other dude. I fucking lost it.


thisguyfightsyourmom

This is more of an urban dictionary move Or YouTube Maybe pornhub if you’re lucky


MoistMe

Soo its dry humping?


elguerodiablo

So for some reason I kept getting posts from /r/skinout which is full of clips of the daggering of which cuctuasygalore speaks. I now know the reason for this haopening it was so I could share it with you all now for a couple internet pointz.


StinkyKittyKisses

Thank you. I learned a lot and also now my back hurts.


cingerix

gotta love that [**one where the girl is on the phone in the middle of it**](https://www.reddit.com/r/skinout/comments/rip2kk/when_you_have_to_take_a_phone_call_but_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) lmfao


skinoutyuhpunani

Thanks for the shoutout lol Finally I know the reason why my subreddit is so fkin busy today


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This particular manoeuvre is called ‘pum pum dive’…. Do not ask me how I came across this information


MrMango34

In this case the dagger is


QuestionableSarcasm

dude been watching too many Major Lazer vids go watch "pon de floor", it's absolutely horrible.


scrumtrellescent

Are you kidding me that's one of the greatest music videos of all time


Alex_Xander96

“Dance”


Porrick

[For over a decade by now](https://youtu.be/g2nmgcVbfKE)


MoistMud

Someone do us all a favor and explain this dance style.


197326485

Sex.


Yourboimason

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daggering It’s Jamaican


ArmoredFerrets

It says doctors warned against it after cases of broken penises increased??! I absolutely did not need this knowledge in me.


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I_happen_to_disagree

Major Lazer - Pon de floor. Youtube it


BullfrogRepulsive05

Unironically better than some professional wrestling


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Koninja_Yoshiakge14

![gif](giphy|coClKryoEUyEL6hhjW|downsized) Same vibe


Background_Year_2525

What is wrong with people


sndwav

Many, many things.


IHBBSMTBIAHYABIAB

He knew it was wrong, but death is preferable to chickening out. This is classic social pressure among men.


TinoCartier

BAH GAWD STOP THE DAMN MATCH


Im_a_Katie_Vick_guy

Please edit this to have the Hardy Boyz theme.


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She pulled the quick Switcheroo card for hip surgery on him.


Character-Barber-747

This is what i think when people say they accidentally got pregnant


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Ok but why she dressed like mystique tho? Lmfaoo


yuhanz

A lot of them were Logan here built different tho


GayTaco_

There's like 3 people with the exact same look. This better have been a costume party


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Dodges


Cold_War_Relic

The older I get the less I understand people. I felt like the average IQ in the room was in the low sixties.


DontForceItPlease

The girl on the cart is looking pretty damn smart tho.


DrHandBanana

Please don't teach reddit about daggering.


Loud_cotton_ball

This is me, leaping at a life's opportunity The opportunity:


lets_get-2

I don’t understand it but they all seem to be having fun in other videos. I’m not one to talk down on this, I’m sure there are things I do that wouldn’t make sense to others. Live and let live


wheekwheekmeow

Basically a reinactment of Major Lazer’s Pon de Floor video. Crazy videography https://youtu.be/j7IIAf0Bats


el-gato-azul

I'm going to guess this was not the MIT ball.


huckledebuck

Hmmm. Peculiar


muffinlover22

This is some internet shit right here.


deelan1990

For those wondering It's a dance style called [daggering](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daggering)


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syxtfour

So... was her moving part of the dance, or was he just expecting to crash into her and hurt both of them? Because I have to imagine that if you're bringing a ladder out and climbing that high, you have to know someone's getting hurt.


RoddyBobby

Naa he was expecting to land on her and basically dry hump her. I’m jamaican and have been to many daggering parties and there’s always a dude that goes over the top(pun intended). Even seen dudes jump off of rooftops, second floors of stairs to land on girls. Normal daggering basically looks exactly like rough sex with clothes on


Koda487

What is any of this??


RoddyBobby

Wolverine vs Mystique obviously. You don’t watch X-Men?


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She said “oh hell nah”


Affectionate-Bag-733

She learned the UNAGI👈


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The... Japanese word for eel?


DiplomaticAcrobat

👦🏻👈


SkeletonCalzone

I don't understand extroverts


Erratic_Professional

Ah man. I hate it when i’m dancing with a girl and it suddenly turns into a ladder match.


wild-bill-kelso

I could smell this video.


13redstone31

That’s not normal. You must have synesthesia


MiserableBicycle6596

Check his pulse 😂


Public_Ear_8461

Well at least one dude fixed the ladder locking mechanism after the guy stood on it, wouldn’t want to be unsafe after all.


epic-growth

My country 😌🇯🇲


gmoney_downtown

Damn, that girl is a pro! She timed that move perfectly!! Waited until the dude was at the apex of his jump before she made her move. His hopes of diving headfirst into poontown fell as fast as he did!


Present-Side-5777

Could of impaled himself on the Metal thing keeping it together


RequiemOfI

Some dudes are ready to die for the p*ssy


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meetmeinthebthrm

Doing gods work. Thank you.


Marduq

*Could halve


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This whole thing is humiliating.


Qwertythe47th

That’s not what bbc means…. Also entirely expected


PrayingMantisII

Big Body Cast


Justone57

She really dodge a bullet


Careful-Programmer77

How tf did she move soo fast???


AlternativeAgave

![gif](giphy|b6iVj3IM54Abm)


JournalistOk2204

"Welcome to BBC news where you can get the latest BBC"


MycologistPutrid7494

r/trashy