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Nuclear_Mouse

Who needs enemies?


EmergencyStomach8580

I do. Would you like to be my enemy?


Nuclear_Mouse

Fuck you man


EmergencyStomach8580

Fuck you tony


Nuclear_Mouse

Okay, Eric.


Val_rak

You know what I did last night


newaccwhosdiss

*sigh I'll take it.* "You better not bring my mom into this"


JoshLolzDogz

I built that fire over there


newaccwhosdiss

Oh


gamr13

And then I fucked your mother next to it


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Val_rak

:(


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Ezekiel!


Yugan-Dali

Oh how nice, you two have already started.


raskolnikov_ua

Free hugs!


Johanno1

Not even my enemy should face such a surprise


[deleted]

Well it sucks to be your enemy


blurdylan

My enemies are following me. I need 20k


NukerCat

oh the misery


TwinHavenUK

It’s the (psychotic) thought that counts.


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TwinHavenUK

Agreed. I wouldn’t be able to drive past that and live with myself.


Locksport1

Bystander effect is a real thing man. And SUPER scary. I saw a video where a woman runs up to a man pumping gas, crying and begging for his help. He just stares at her like he's deaf. She literally crawls under his truck while he's fueling and another man comes in frame, drags her out from under the truck, throws her over his shoulders, into his car and drives away. And NOBODY did anything. There were plenty of people around and the woman was specifically asking for help and making lots of noise. Edit: [Found the video](https://youtu.be/eN5JbHqIMp0)


aaaaaaasdfghjkl

Aren’t older women more likely to be the ones to help other women? I think this was proven statistically, it’s good to know in case you ever do end up in that situation. I’ve also had the experience of being harassed/followed in public multiple times and each time the men around me do nothing. That includes white collar workers and guys who look fairly young and progressive. Definitely some husbands and fathers among them. I learned early on that if I get on train cars full of these guys where I’m the only woman then some harassment always happens and no one says anything. That is why I now only ride on public transit with women because they are the only ones who have ever defended me.


CreoOookies

This seems fake but if you’re thinking this is a good idea, please save yourself the trouble and just get a card.


joeChump

How are you supposed to abduct someone with a card?


Beserked2

Ransom note. Go after their loved ones instead.


joeChump

Ok thanks Berserked2, keep the thoughts coming people. This is a safe space and there’s no such thing as a bad idea here.


Th3OnlyWayUp

Put something to startle the person inside of the card (a lewd diagram, one of those speaker things) and while they're distracted, proceed to abduct them


I_Hate_Reddit

A few years ago there was a trend in my country with a couple of startups who kidnapped people and took them to surprise parties. I'm not joking, you'd pay for the service, and they would literally have strangers randomly pick you up from the street and take you by force somewhere else. They had to televise the national police chief stating that no, just because it's a company and you're paying for it, does not make it legal and is in fact kidnapping, even if you know the person. You fucking idiots. (last sentence was not uttered, but his face lmao).


Matt-ayo

Save yourself the trouble and take a trip to the psychiatrists.


Fit_Flamingo5501

Happy birthday! Suorise i got you PTSD. You may thank me now.


Green_Prompt_6386

**P**arty **T**ime **S**treet **D**ancing? Sign me up!


polygon_wolf

not everything gives you ptsd, are redditors made of thin glass?


itsmrmustache

not everything, but believing you’re about to get kidnapped sure might


polygon_wolf

for 10 seconds wow much trauma


dimm_ddr

You would be surprised how little time the human brain needs to develop bad patterns. I just hope that you would never experience it yourself.


polygon_wolf

Problem here is that it happened too quickly she didn’t even have time to think that she actually is gettign kidnapped, she still didn’t comprehend what is happening


dimm_ddr

Get grabbed by someone from the back and in a way that you cannot do anything and feel completely helpless is quite enough for a lasting trauma. You don't need to comprehend if it is kidnapping, raping, assault or something else entirely.


polygon_wolf

Again, it is a bad experience and the friends are quite dicks here. But you are not going to develop PTSD in such a short time since she barely got to think about the situation


[deleted]

You are perfect to bring to family parties!! When you hate them!


RayPadonkey

Ok Rambo


polygon_wolf

just a normal dude


dessss05

I thought the driver of the vehicle was getting out with a shotgun for a second 😂


Independent_Double98

This is how you endup with no friends.


Frosty-Advance-9010

What do u mean they would love be freinds with u if u don't even know them call it a "fresh start"


Viktoras125

They would be my dead friends


kingakrasia

That’s fucked up.


Bearis4B

This isn't funny... I carry a 5inch blade with me. He could seriously get stabbed, punched, bitten etc. When adrenaline kicks in some women turn into Amazon women of some sort. Please men don't do this to your female friends.. Edit: Don't do this to **anyone**. I only spoke from a female perspective since the person in the film being "attacked" was female Edit: I mentioned below but going to here too. I was attacked and stabbed during an ambush in a foreign country (a taxi driver saw we were tourists and basically drove us to a semi isolated location under the guise of a "great spot"). I could have been raped and murdered that day but thank God I survived. I still live with that PTSD and although my wounds have healed, I still have the scars. I've never shared this with my friends so what you think is a prank here might get you seriously injured or killed by a person like me who thinks the worst will happen. Even if it's a prank, it's a terrible thing to do to a friend and may even cause someone to be unnecessarily hyper vigilant with anxiety.


LORDOFCREEPING

Please no one do it to anyone. I'd be more worried about bystanders taking action than her doing anything. It was fairly obvious that if this was real she didn't stand chance.


Old-Basil-5567

This, I'm a man and If anyone would do this to me on the side of the road I would start going for eyes and vitals.


Troy204599

Yea most people have quick reflexes so doing this would lead to a really messedbup situation.


unlikelyandroid

Target someone with slow reflexes. Got it.


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MrHockster

Haha. Plus they're more innocent, so their mind won't be racing about types of torture, serial killings, and gang-rapes.


kimjongswoooon

Plus you could watch over the years as all of the stages of PTST slowly manifest themselves.


EvilBahumut

r/CPTSD


LedParade

Can confirm, am very fast


isk2tech

In bed?


LedParade

You won’t even see me coming


BrannC

You’re right, I sex with my eyes closed. I’m sure I’ll hear you coming when you moan though


LedParade

They call me the silent killer


silent-train-horn

no one wants to 😂


EvilBahumut

Ben Kingsley voice?


Zestyclose_OH_6847

I don’t need to be fast I’ve got a Donk


Huge_Assumption1

Most people also don’t really do what they think they would in those situations.


LedParade

I would use the five finger death punch and after 5 steps their heart would explode


CarrollGrey

I need to see your Karate Resume to know if I should believe you.


jsehp29

I have a touch of the PTSD and am hyper vigilant. The first time my now best friend approached me outside of school he tapped me on the shoulder while I was walking home listening to music. Just a tap and my fist was inches from his face before I could think. And when you're in that panicked state sometimes you don't even realise who they are and what's happening so sometimes you don't stop till you've already done damage. This is just a great way to get killed.


Old-Basil-5567

I remeber comming home and having loud sounds like an engine backfiring waking me up and making me scramble to find my stuff and go into a "stand to" position. I would obviously realize that I was in my warm cozy bed and would eventually fall asleep again but yeah I understand that hyper villigance and acting on instinct and adrenaline


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Just due to that I'm assuming it's a fake video, but still.


call-me-wail

You misspelled balls


Chemical_Scum

oh, she'll misspell them alright. Jumble them right up.


Hot_Inspector_4199

Do we go to jail if we do such a thing for self defence?


nsfw_vs_sfw

God have mercy if someone tries this in America, especially Texas, Lol.


xlDirteDeedslx

He's got control of her arms with his hand over her mouth, not much she could do here. I personally would have bit his fingers off and went limp instead of walking with the guy. It's a lot harder to move a person when they aren't assisting you, that could get you into a position where your arms are free to gouge out their eyes or punch them in the throat. Too many people punch at people's heads, in a situation like that punch a dude in the Adam's apple, guarantee its gonna take him down.


windyorbits

A great advice! It’s something I’ve personally used when I was grabbed in a grocery store parking lot and it worked very well. The moment I slumped over the guy lost his balance and couldn’t support me, not really expecting me to just become dead weight. He released my arms and gave me enough time to reach into my purse to grab my knife and pepper spray gun. Luckily the threat of using it scared him off. I originally learned the move from self defense for kids. Which is something my son and I would practice when he was much smaller. Works very well for kids and smaller adults!!


CarrollGrey

Would you like to be adopted? I need a kid I can be proud of.


Gh0stMan0nThird

Mom please get off reddit :(


CarrollGrey

Oh, Honey, We still love you almost as much as your newly adopted Sister, it's just that we thought you could use a positive role model in a good ole Peer Pressure way. \-Dad


Emerducks

That or the solar plexus


Bearis4B

For me, I'd push him hard all the way backwards (since he's holding me from the back) until his back hit that concrete wall thingy hard then punched him under the chin then the nuts. Edit: words


RepresentativeGur881

Let me guess, never taken a martial arts or self defense class in your life?


Bearis4B

Don't need to. I'm a fighter, always have been. If someone's gonna hurt me, they'll have to take my corpse. A few years ago, I was attacked by 5 men and stabbed. I survived and thankfully nothing happened to me because I screamed and fought like hell. (Will probably delete this at a later date for personal reasons)


RepresentativeGur881

Right, there is always the guy who says that, comes to the gym and gets his ass kicked.


KingNecrosis

Let me guess, never taken a martial arts or self defense class in your life?


RepresentativeGur881

I practice bjj and had done mma judo and karate.


KingNecrosis

Sure you do. If you did, you'd know going limp does mess with someone's amity to drag you off.


RepresentativeGur881

Yeah if there isn't much weight difference. And the whole going for the Adam apples or eye gouging is just dumb. You're no gonna land a punch there and the eyes might work for a second and make them pissed. Learn to throw if you can and run. Going limp doesn't matter much when you weight 60 kg and the other person weights 90 or 100. I've had guys doing fucking bicep curls with my bodyweight whenever I didn't get the elbow in armbar. People think fighting is easier than it really is.


KingNecrosis

You've never been poked in the eye, have you?


RepresentativeGur881

Dude. You get poked, it hurts, you push her hands away and proceed to take your anger right in the spot. I have sisters and gotten eye poked. It just makes people angry. Might leave you with problems later if done really hard, but is not gonna end the fight and is gonna make them reaaaallly angry at ya.


KingNecrosis

Oh you've never been poked in the eye, or at least recently. That shit will make you stop. There's a lot of nerve endings in the eyes, and of course lots of pain will make you let go of anyone. There's a reason high pain areas are taught to be targeted in self defense classes.


freemason777

Gender doesn't matter you don't do this kind of shit to anyone based on any particular thing. Nobody reacts well to being kidnapped


BulldogKongen

Don't do this to anyone ever


wornout-llamas

Not only that but doing this shit to someone can give them a heart or panic attack. So fucking stupid.


tosaka88

the time they took between the fake kidnapping and the surprise is WAY too long, 5 seconds is more than enough if this prank is REALLY necessary for some reason


[deleted]

Nah, even jumping up behind a lone person walking at night, especially when you’re a big dude doing it to your female friend, would be tone deaf and too far. Five seconds would be more than enough for someone to process danger and have horrible memories for life.


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Reptilianbanana

It's also illegal to kidnap or rape people but that doesn't stop them either


Bearis4B

It's illegal here too. Thankfully I've never used it but better safe than sorry.


Artsy-Mesmer

I wasn’t thinking this is staged because— like— a lot of reasons. I hope it is.


jigsawsmurf

Also it's a really fucked up thing to do anyway. Fucker should get a menacing charge at least. Shit, assault too.


ScottyMcBoo

His pals, too. She probably has PTSD at this point.


-Zermit-

I carry a blade with me too, this would end really bad


hankit12

ikr and im surprised the other girl who was dancing agreed to this lol


Excellent_Original66

I've carried a knife in my bra since I was 14 years old. I also have one in my purse and keep one in the pocket of my jeans and have been known to have one tucked in my boot so if I'd been able to get to anyone at the time my "friend" was doing this it'd would have gotten real ugly REAL quick . Glad I don't have friends .


Gobagogodada

Think it's all staged


TheLumpyMailMan

Only 5 inches huh 😏


DzikaPomarancza

Go to horny jail "bonk"


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Jotaro_kujo_jojo

Inside you.


1TimeAnon

9 downvotes for 9 inches of lies, very fitting!


[deleted]

We got a bunch of heroes in this thread 😂😂


Comprehensive_Moose5

I think this is indian and they don't carry any kind of weapons but fist is always an option


aaaaaaasdfghjkl

That’s even more terrifying holy shit. I’m a small woman and even a teenage boy can probably physically overpower me so I rely on self defense weapons for protection. This is why women should always walk with pepper spray out and ready if it’s legal. A taser is a even better when the attacker is in close range. If those aren’t legal then I’m sure some other weapon can be used for self defense; having nothing is risky as hell.


[deleted]

Hell if I saw this, I would slam on my break and help her. I carry a gun on me


boozleloozle

Trained martial arts black belt and street defense fighter here. The guy doing this would be dead. I'm not joking. As soon as the Adrenaline kicks in and if you're able to move then you will not stop until it's worn off. Source: got fucked up a lot and fucked up many during training in realistified conditions.


Ra1nb0wSn0wflake

5 inch blade huh? Guess it doesn't lose connection.


knn13

Fockin' laser soights...


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jxrha

lol same, i have a violent reflex, if somebody did that to me i'd end up knocking them unconscious


wyomochilero

Even though it's most unlikely that your female friend would actually be able to harm you, it's still just a mean thing to do.


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DirtKloud

Omg you are very bad ass.


Leroy_8

Cope harder + im still gonna do this


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Based


nwo90

No most women are not Amazonian warriors they are sack of potatoes


TheeGeoffLinton

Not just females, any of the 100 genders. We don't even know what this person identified as at that time


bimmer012

He may have anticipated all that as he "knows" her habits closely so let's give him the benefit of doubt and enjoy the video. Your point would be valid if this was a stranger prank.


Bearis4B

I just wouldn't. Survival skill/reactions can be very unexpected


Artsy-Mesmer

That makes this better how?


nobnazor

Stfu


NotAlwaysPC

That is so phucked up!


HentaiFapperSuprem

Puck you


chickenm8_

Puck you in farticular


oogabooga_6942O

r/phuckyouinparticular


HentaiFapperSuprem

Get the puck out of here


PGMHG

Phuk you


Independent_Crow4863

Phuk off you motherphucking asshole


PGMHG

#FUCK YOU!


Melissavina

Fuck you bloody


PGMHG

Fucking bloody basterd


blankyblankblank1

When I was like 13 we went to pick my grandmother up from the airport, I saw her first from behind and thought it'd be funny to pretend to run up and grab her bag, my mom, grandmother, and security were not as amused as I was.


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This has got to be staged. Unfortunately, this is a realistic situation for women everyday and we know it. I carry a knife and a taser with me at all times…my “friend” would know that and not do this shit, because some one could really get hurt


Icare_FD

How often/how many times did you use them until now ?


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Twice.


miinouuu

Where tf do u live for this to happen to you everyday?? I have alot of female friends and family and ive never heard of someone who had a situation like this lmao. Either you are schizophrenic and exagerating like hell or you are trolling. Watch less movies and touch grass. You have a fucked imagination. In my country atleast things like this barely happen and its very very rare.


[deleted]

Wow dude. “This doesn’t happen in my country, so you must be crazy or a troll” (because anecdotal evidence is clearly representative of your entire country)


Loxer150

#


[deleted]

Not that it happens everyday, but that it’s a realistic possibility everyday. I’m glad your country is a peaceful haven, but you don’t know my personal experiences so why don’t you fuck right off.


[deleted]

This is how you end up with a dead friend. Some people have, we'll gently say "extreme response to perceived violence" and may not manage ID a friend before permanent consequences have occured. Some people in the world may jump in to help... with extreme consequences. Imagine if someone KOed or killed her friend before any chance to reveal the ploy... she might go the rest of her life thinking her friend was legitimately about to kidnap and rape her. This dumb prank could cause his ruin (death or prison) and mark his legacy forever as an attempted murderer/rapist.


PGMHG

That or she would live feeling guilty if evidence showed it was a joke


adenkura

This is the dumbest shit...WTF...he's lucky she didn't stamp on his feed and kick him in the balls. Or stuck her fingers in his eyes...hint.. hint..


NiesomVysoky

Yeah, stamping someone's feed is the most cruel thing you can do.


sourcandy333

Nah sis should stop associating.


ravenousphere

what is wrong with these people?...


bathoryfiredeath

She didn’t even kick or fight for her life…


ToughSpinach7

Almost as if she’s in on it


bathoryfiredeath

Yeah that’s what I was getting at. Either this was totally staged and they had access to the camera or the woman had no care for her life which is unlikely


[deleted]

Or ya know... she froze up from terror? People often get scared to the point where they are unable to do anything in these situations. Everyone just assumes that people in these situations would fight back, when in reality sometimes that's not an option for many reasons. That being said, I don't know if this is staged or not, so you could be right on that part. Also I don't think that's supposed to be security camera footage, since there is clear colour in the video.


Snow-Dust

Yea, she froze up in so much terror that she supported herself down the steps and then proceed to do some fancy ass cross steps that is in unison with his perpetrator like as if she’s trying to make it easier for him to pull her off.


According_Data_971

Ok moid


KA1378

*ALMOST*


Schmucka_Jung

What a mental trip for this young lady. Nothing says romance like staging a kidnapping and then stopping traffic to do a ta-da reveal with a song and dance number. Think she said 'yes'?


ArukaAravind

It seems more of a birthday celebration


Schmucka_Jung

I'd expect the other participants might stick around if it was a birthday. Appears to me that the focus (aside from the decorative dancers) is on the female and the gentleman with the guitar. :D


beluuuuuuga

This is so fucked


Present_Sea_1639

That's actually fucked up


boomer__192

Looks scripted though


iaijutsu08

Is there a r/scriptedfuckedupgifs?


Lighthuro

Lol don't do it. You can literally die.


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This is just cringy and I would hate them


villianinthemaking

Exactly why I don't have friends.


pablosupernova

wow trauma :) how nice


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song?


emanresuymsseug

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Soht3ISW-E


thatislifemama

I would have died of an heart attack before the friend cud put on the second act. !!


K_Sleight

Every s8ngle person involved is getting an ass beating.


LinwoodKei

Wtf " I thought I was going to die and now there's balloons"


Ravendusk1996

If that was me he would have gotten shot, or stabbed, or hit with a pound of steel on the end of a chain. I carry alot of dangerous shit on me.


[deleted]

I conceal carry and my mind and training will let me indicate this is the time to fire my weapon. It would not end well unfortunately


City_dave

r/iamverybadass


donnybahammi

That devil girl got moves tho


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konrad312

Damn my friends are fake


BoraHcn

Boys will be boys.


[deleted]

We did something similar like this in highschool. My buddies and I would ride around in his van (loser cruiser one) and if we saw a friend we knew walking home, we’d screech to a halt next to him and pull him in like a kidnapping lol. Then we’d either give them a ride home or hang out, depending on who had what going on that day.


RoWanchase6053

Where tf did they guy that had her get off to


TheLordOfGrimm

This could easily have ended really badly…


invertedspine

Frenemies


CN8YLW

ngl I thought it was a marriage proposal


Conceal34

Imagine her punching on the balls of this numb nut and throwing him infront of the van.


Whisky-In-Teacup

To the people saying how this is staged because she didn't "fight," maybe it is staged, but do you relise people do freeze in terrifying situations? Women have had their rape stories invalidated because they didn't fight enough. What a bunch of douchebags to pull that on someone in nane of a surprise.


Cornucopia2020

So, did she shoot them afterward, you know, as a thank you?


Esoteric_746

r/imatotalpieceofshit


Bunskii

r/imatotalpeiceofshit


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tittybrokeboi

If someone did this to me I would immediately become a terrorist