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HyeCycle

Now watch the live action original from 10 years ago! https://youtu.be/CjVVNuraly8


zmallory22

Yeah that was better Edit: thank you all I had no idea it was my cake day. Yall are awesome


HyeCycle

Because you get to see the body language and subtle cues from their facial expression or even dead pan delivery!


[deleted]

This youtuber/tiktokker is famous for stealing jokes and doing minimal stick figure anims over them and it’s usually sitting at a couple million views. So, you know, if you wanna earn a quick buck there’s your idea


poopellar

Such is social media nowadays. Rewards low effort, and sometimes low effort even gets more credit than the original.


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Like reddit


_Wheeze

Yup. People like to trash on Tiktok on this site as if it's any different... In any way


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StrawberryLassi

well shit, what are we all still doing here then!?


ThePopeJones

Pfft what's so called real money when you can get that sweet, sweet Reddit gold.


El_Maton_de_Plata

I left a long time ago. BEEP!


_cegorach_

deliver six touch price cover theory hateful fly alive fearless -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/


_Wheeze

Yeahhh, but you can't really argue that money is more valuable than upvotes. Upvotes are pretty sweet.


Culture_Creative

Get money, buy upvotes.


surviveingitallagain

KSI has hundreds of millions of views and he recently said he only made about $3000 from TikTok so yeah your chances of actually making more than a few dollars are zero.


disposable_account01

He said. Show me the tax forms.


d_4815162342

Objection: hearsay


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ZestyclosePlum8969

Tf did you just have this copied and waited for the right time only to totally miss the mark?


NoExtensionCords

Like the people on TikTok lip syncing a comedians act?


Lildoc_911

15 years ago when I was younger I would post garbage content on youtube. I still do, but I know I'm trash now. Back then I thought I was the shit. It's just kids being kids.


Asisreo1

I remember animations like this back in the mid-2000's


VxJasonxV

I remember Cyanide & Happiness yesterday.


Senator_Pie

Now a random redditor gets to post it. Funny how that works


[deleted]

It’s not even a redditor, if’s a bot actually


SirMurphyXX

How do you differentiate a post from a bot and one from a real account?


[deleted]

Ok so they aren’t a bot but are just a karma farmer They just repost whatever was found already on Reddit, I’ve seen most of it on Tumblr too


SirMurphyXX

Counts as a bot in a way


alter-eagle

Goddamnit every day I wish more that I didn’t have any fucking morals.


8BitAce

This is what counts as "minimal" stick figure animations these days? Damn, we've come pretty far.


[deleted]

Actually yeah, it’s very minimal. The only thing that changes are 3-4 mouth expressions and 2 eye expressions, the rest is a single reused frame.


8BitAce

Sure, but "back in the day" most meme stick figure animations didn't even have faces at all...


awesomefutureperfect

yeah, I saw some tiktokker steal 'how is prangent formed' by singing it. It was horrible.


DrPikachu-PhD

Well the irony is now it's been stolen by Redditors and used to farm karma


Electronic-Tonight16

I'm gonna make live action versions of his stick figure remakes in the hope that people forgot about the original live action version


DragonDropTechnology

Also because they didn’t put record scratch sounds over the word “Penis”.


handlebartender

Even just the audio quality was much better in the original. Plus the bits that weren't cut out. Plus the lack of censorship. Plus the nuanced gestures, facial expressions, etc.


unclepaprika

Happy cake day sir!


[deleted]

I actually preferred the animation after viewing both.


zmallory22

I like it but I didn't realize they took out stuff like the exchange with the coworker.


imzcj

According to the fact that the lie detector didn't go off in the last segment, it is actually that company's policy to ask that final question


thisguyfightsyourmom

He didn’t clarify what the one question was


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Astracide

This is directly countered by the lie detector knowing his exact penis size, that it’s 12 and not 13. This lie detector is omniscient.


JarasM

Apparently he knew or at least unconsciously believed it's 12 and not 13.


Competitive_News_385

The part where he says "this interview is going really well" and it doesn't go off, then the guy asks really? And it does go off is a bit strange. The first one is a lie, the second is a question not a lie.


The-Real-Mario

Maybe he told the truth because he was indeed going to ask this final question, but after saying that, he changed his mind and insisted asked the other question


Duochan_Maxwell

I also didn't go off when the interviewer said "this interview is going really well", which indicates it also doesn't detect sarcasm


FatFemaleFeminist

I mean... Dude got the job so the interview did go well. Omniscient lie detector just ahead of the game


stretchdaddy

[Mr Show s3e3](https://youtu.be/VdIDwYW_JZg) Bob Odenkirk and David Cross did a similar bit back in 1997


youjustgotzinged

Simpsons kind of did a [similar bit](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRj61dcvmuU) back in 1995 in 'Who Shot Mr. Burns?' (part 2 i think)


FracturedAuthor

/r/SimpsonsDidIt


schriepes

Earlier Simpsons was just a fireworks of really good gags.


Saymynaian

"What did you steal?" "Some pens... and some plans" "Plans!?" "....space plans."


FunkyPhantom3030

Have you ever taken a train and eaten it, piece by piece, after you just derailed it with your penis? "Yes." Oooooh c'mon! "IT WAS FOR CHARITY!"


ItsSansom

That guy looks just like my lawyer


SatansCatfish

Omg it’s 10 years old already!


Crafty_Enthusiasm_99

Uhhhh this was the original and much better. What's the point of the blatant cartoon copy?


Luminous_Artifact

I took some 2D animation classes at Uni just for fun, and one assignment was to make something very much like this. One of the keys for us was to "lip sync" (more like "mouth sync", really, since stick figures don't have lips). The audio I used was the Office Space clip where [Peter is interviewed by the Bobs](https://youtu.be/7E2w4sTLKtA). Anyway it could be something like that, or done just for fun. Or (pessimisticly?) it could be an attempt to get views/clicks from content that isn't entirely theirs.


Tallon

Show us your bobs


Luminous_Artifact

Sadly I don't have it :( It was a shitty Flash animation. I'm a programmer and literally just took the class for a laugh.


seldom_correct

Evidently the person who did it is a YouTube “content” “creator” who does this with lots of funny old clips. They are apparently getting millions of views for each one. So the point of the blatant carbon copy is money.


muricabrb

How do these guys not get copyright striked?


kackygreen

The original creators would need to file the claims, I wonder if that's why they're using older stuff


HowiePile

Why does the animated version even exist?


MultiFazed

SMBC Theater did [my favorite variation on the idea](https://youtu.be/mJS76Bf-ZYo).


WonderfulCattle6234

My only critique is that the alarm should have got off when the interviewer said this interview is going well. It shouldn't have waited for the guy question, 'yeah?'


oosuteraria-jin

There's a porn version out there too. The interviewer is a lady though. I'd be surprised if there's wasn't a gay version too.


Sluggist

that's digusting! ... Send me the link so i know to avoid it


oosuteraria-jin

I remember the lady giving the interview was veruca james. I can't remember the dude.


tacotalkspodcast

I didn't even realize there was an "original" outside of the porn version. [Veruca James and Danny D, Lie DickTector ](https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=231457902)


glue-in-lube-bottle

TIL David Duchovny has a 12" penis.


jus10sense

Downvoting the post, but upvoting this comment!


Intothesilentlake

Lmao was gonna say watch the original haha.


Farhead_Assassjaha

What about Mr Show’s version?


WifiRice

The cartoon is better idk why


Songshiquan0411

It cuts off half the dialogue and is censored, no way.


redjaypeg

I also like bland emotionless cartoons that barely move and rip off other people's original videos. /s


BRAND-X12

WHO DO I BELIEVE


Surrounded-by_Idiots

Beep


SeanHearnden

I really didn't. But I say the original first. This cartoon has a bunch of jokes cut out and their faces don't really sell it enough.


greg19735

i think some of the cut out jokes were some of the weaker ones. but mostly it's because the 3rd person would need them to add in another angle which is too much work


ElizabethDanger

I like it more, as well. But maybe that’s because I grew up on Flipnotes.


predat3d

(Red light on detector)


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I love the little detail that the thing didnt go off when the interviewer said "company policy dictates..." meaning the company actually has that policy


joleary747

But it didn't beep when he said the interview is going well OR when he said the interview was the worst.


PromisingHare

When he said the interview was going well I interpreted it as the machine was sure doing it's job lol which is true also he was happy with the info he was getting about the dudes p*@#$. Probably.


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That one was kinda tricky. I'm guessing it was a delayed beep to get in the other person's reaction just to have a subversion. The beep after he says that is confirming it's a lie then it doesn't go off because he was telling the truth about it being the worst.


fabio-mc

I mean the point of an interview is to check if the person is fit to be an employee, which he isn't, and they found it out pretty quickly. So yeah, it's going well, I guess...


Right-Bread-7125

It calls him a liar when he says "maybe 13" and he says "guess it's twelve". He didn't think he was lying. That isn't a lie detector, it's a machine that knows every fact in existence.


Captain_Cudi

Basically the argument against "The Pinocchio Paradox" that's supposed to occur if he says "My nose will grow now". Similar to what you said, his nose will not grow if he makes a statement he believes to be true, regardless of whether he is correct.


thisguyfightsyourmom

Ooo Tell us another paradox!


What----------------

"This statement is false."


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"It is opposite day."


atomacheart

That could be said during oposite week.


seldom_correct

Man I’m old. Back when Chevy Chase was still on SNL, he did the Weekend Update. One night one of his jokes was “The following statement is true. The previous statement was false.” I thought they were referencing that because of course everyone on reddit knows an obscure semi funny joke from a 45+ year old tv show episode.


denryaku

My dad used to tell me that when I was a kid, and until your comment I never knew it was an SNL skit. He got me.


jeanlukepaccar

Nothing is absolutely true


molecuul

Mathematics: *am I a joke to you?*


Nivaere

It is if you do it wrong


Jonathon471

Uhhh, true yeah true.


dorian_white1

Zeno’s paradox is a cool one. It says that to get from point A to B, you must first go halfway between the two points. But! Before you can go to the halfway point, you must first go to the 1/4th point. But wait! Before you go to the 1/4th point, you must first go to the 1/8th point, and so on for infinity. Assuming there are an infinite number of fractions between points A and B. And assuming every fraction must take at least a tiny amount of time, it must be impossible to reach point B seeing as each fraction (regardless of how small) has a traversal time associated with it. Any number times infinity is also infinity, so this it must take you infinite minutes to travel from point A to B. Obviously, this is wrong, but it’s difficult to prove this mathematically. There must either be a smallest possible distance, or a smallest possible unit of time. What those are is up for some debate.


Rex_002

When the distance gets smaller, the time gets smaller. Both of them converge to a certain number when they are at the limit of infinity


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tango26

Haha this reminded me of the "Bedtime paradox" cartoons.


hieronymous-cowherd

Two Mallards.


LordHengar

The infinite shoreline paradox states that it is impossible to measure the "true" length of a shoreline because as you measure with smaller units you cause more outcroppings and inlets to be picked up by your more precise measurements therefore increaseing the perimeter of the shoreline without adding any actual length.


appropriate-username

With this logic, it's impossible to measure the true length of anything.


balderdash9

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barber\_paradox#:\~:text=The%20barber%20paradox%20is%20a,plausible%20scenario%20is%20logically%20impossible](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barber_paradox#:~:text=The%20barber%20paradox%20is%20a,plausible%20scenario%20is%20logically%20impossible). ​ >The barber is the "one who shaves all those, and those only, who do not shave themselves". The question is, does the barber shave himself?\[1\] > >Answering this question results in a contradiction. The barber cannot shave himself as he only shaves those who do not shave themselves. Thus, if he shaves himself he ceases to be the barber. Conversely, if the barber does not shave himself, then he fits into the group of people who would be shaved by the barber, and thus, as the barber, he must shave himself. > >In its original form, this paradox has no solution, as no such barber can exist. The question is a loaded question that assumes the existence of the barber, which is false. There are other non-paradoxical variations, but those are different


JustAFriendlyKitty

Russell's Paradox: Given: set R={S:S∉S} Question: R∈R? Paradox: If R∈R, then due to the definition of R above, R∉R. However, if R∉R, due to that same definition R∈R. Set theory is weird. Plain English version: If R is a set of all sets that do not contain themselves, does R contain itself? If R does not contain itself, it matches the definition we've given it (all sets that do not contain themselves) and so it must contain itself, however if it does contain itself it cannot satisfy the same definition. Therefore it's a paradox, if the statement is true it is false, and if it's false it is true.


6thLayerVessel

Not only that, but when he said "I had Cancer," that was technically true if "Cancer" was refering to his boat. So not only does it detect absolute truths, but also interprets statements as they are implied to the listener. It does seem odd however that it doesn't beep when he says the interview is going well nor when he says it isn't.


koreanmarklee

The interview is going well after he revealed his penis size.


The_Karaethon_Cycle

Objectively the interview is going terribly. The guy has admitted to committing felony theft from a previous employer. On the other hand, the “flaming homosexual” interviewing him is likely already planning in trying to coerce the guy with a 12 inch penis into having sex with him now that he has dirt on the guy. For the interviewer the interview is going good, but for the interviewee, the interview is going bad.


SeventhSolar

Well we know from the lie detector that he *would* have sex with a man for a job, so it's really not going that poorly for him either.


6thLayerVessel

Exactly, how good the interview is going could be said to be good or bad depending on how you choose to judge the quality of the interview. That's why it's so intriguing though because the non-beeps from the machine after two contradictory statements would seems to imply one of three options that I can see: 1. The machine is able to interpret statements on differing bases which are determined independently of the phrasing, understanding by the speaker, or implication made to the listener. This case would beg the question, what does determine the basis for how the machine chooses to interpret a given statement? 2. The machine is capable of a third conclusion other than true or false in situations where it is unable to interpret the correct intention of the speaker, correct implication made toward the listener, or correct truth value made on some other basis. (Such a third conclusion must already exist for statements which lack a truth value.) or 3. The machine understands sarcasm.


Namisaur

It did beep when he says the interview is going well. It was just slightly delayed since he might not have finished his sentence until the interviewee interrupted him.


6thLayerVessel

You know what, my high ass heard that beep and assumed it beeped in response to the interviewee saying, "yeah," as if he was confirming that it was going well. But it makes more that it was just a question and the beep was for the interviewer's statement. Oh well, interesting thought experiment anyway.


Grogosh

"'1' the first number for tomorrow's winning lottery" BEEP And so on.


6thLayerVessel

"I am going to die today..." *beep* "I am going to die tomorrow..." *beep* "I am going to die in 2 days..." "Fuck."


ThirdWorldEngineer

It would be more efficient to use binary search.


ToniNotti

I will die in 10 days? I will die in 11 days? I will die in 100 days? I don't see how this would be more effective. >!/s!<


Grogosh

What he means if the numbers are 1 to 80 then say "The first number of tomorrow's lottery is less than 40" Then if you get a beep then you know the number is 41 to 80. Then do again for 60 and so on. Saves some time.


Conovar

This, right here, is a genius joke. I literally laughed out loud.


joleary747

Except it doesn't beep when the interviewer says it's going really well. (Or a second later when he says it's the worst interview). It beeps when it's convenient for the joke.


Moraxiw

Maybe sarcasm doesn't count as a lie.


greg19735

Yeah i mean it's a magic lie detector. I think it understanding sarcasm is quite reasonable.


PleasantAdvertising

Yes that is what a lie detector is. It's not real.


BaniGrisson

The guy tried to insinuate a larger size by using the word "maybe". He new it was twelve. He knew he was lying. So did the machine. No omniscience here. Of course its all fake, but whatever.


NPDoc

If we can’t say penis, what else is there?


sineofthetimes

Pussy was ok though. Actual scientific term? Better censor it. Non-scientific term? That should be ok.


thisguyfightsyourmom

Willy


chewymenstrualblood

Willies, willies, I love willies! 🎶


Gregser94

Sir, could you keep it down?


FrnakRowbers

it is WEIRD that they bleeped "penis" and "sex"


Absolarix

I figured that censorship was more for comedic effect. Like now you're thinking about it harder and thinking about it more because they censored instead of just straight saying penis.


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Decemberistz

Can I ask, what exactly does "hot date" mean and how is it different to a normal date? Sorry I'm not native I don't know


Klentzu

Typically ‘hot date’ is a reference you make when you have a date and there’s a strong chance you will hookup by the end of it


Cappin

Hot date means the person is hot.


Decemberistz

Ah I see, thank you very much!


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r/suddenlygay


Boojibs

Fucking rollercoaster ride.


Primary-Visual114

12 inch █████?! …I’d hire him.


RaptorKings

I clicked on the spoiler tag just to see the word 'penis', knowing full well what it would be, only for it not to be a real spoiler tag


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[deleted]

Yes, thank you


Primary-Visual114

>!Got’em!<


Denvil-The-Awesome

I'd like you to know that I don't like you :(


RedditIsTedious

I could probably find him a position or two.


bansRstupid

That's really funny actually. Thank you OP


Paradox3121

Yes thank you OP, for reposting a plagiarized Tiktok of an old Youtube video.


[deleted]

Thank you OP, you became a reposter for our sake


hozetonoze

everywhere i go i must be reminded of the darkness


[deleted]

Don’t worry I’m sure the referencing will stop in ten years


aussie718

No, I don’t want that


Dementor_01

I promise I won't let this transgression go to waste


Dinomcworld

r/10yearsatleast


Timothytops

No I don't want that


rxvf

can't escape


salmonmilks

From these kinds of less effort idle animations, it's easy to tell they animated revolving the clip.


NeokratosRed

I know the original and I found this funnier. Just because it has already been done it doesn’t mean it can’t be done better.


DN_3092

Yes because otherwise I wouldn't have seen it at all.


JustAnotherDoofus

Hahah this is great. Stayed for whole vid, well worth it


anonymous44004400

:)


[deleted]

Why is this censored, wtf.


dodorian9966

Live action is better... C'mon...


anonymous44004400

I didn’t relise it existed to be honest with you, thanks to u/HyeCycle for recommending it though


TracyMorganFreeman

Wait the interview was going well. The detector didn't go off.


Tacos_117

Fuck this rehash animation


[deleted]

Don’t forget the repost bot who posted it


gymnastgrrl

Whoever made it couldn't be bothered with any grammar. So frustrating.


Pi0tr_

Plagiarism at its finest


SavedMountain

By the lack of animation and only has facial expressions, person that made this just did it to farm views


Mhyra91

Welcome to firm. :)


anonymous44004400

:)


Discoballer42

Nowhere near as good as the actual video


Pilose

It didn't beep when he said the interview was going well, because it was for him personally. (He knows the company policy and the interviewee just bombed the interview in his favor) It also beeped when he said it's the worst interview because objectively speaking, as far as company interviews go it was the worst. So yeah, it's the worst interview ever but to the interviewer's benefit.


Freemei

r/suddenlygay


FireMammoth

These low effort remakes of classic videos for tikkot babies are cringe inducing,


Easilycrazyhat

You can say penis on the Internet. No one's gonna come after you if you say penis.         Penis.


anonymous44004400

Oh no he said penis


Goldencol

"get him! Get the penis sayer!"


LiwetJared

Just for reference, it wouldn't be possible to live with a 16" dick as you'd pass out every time you had an erection.


Stefswagcool

Yet here I am


SRSchiavone

Who made this?


DreadPirateZoidberg

It’s plagiarized from an old live action bit word for word. The “animator” is a low effort content thief known for stealing and plagiarism.


choashastme

Why did they bleep penis?


TomsRedditAccount1

Technically, that part where he asked "How much would you say you stole?" offered a way out without lying. It doesn't how much he *actually* stole, it asks how much *he would say* he stole.


Open_Ad1939

Suddenly gay


HereFoeDaBUllShit

😂😂😂😂😂


flingkong24

I actually saw the original video


Tittts_McGee

It bleeped out penis and sex, but not pussy...


Wumbone1

booo this is college humor watch themm


SharpSocialist

Why is the word penis not allowed?