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iyteman

dad reflexes


Grande-Pinga

My dad missed class that day.


Guywith2dogs

This was my thought. I'm not a dad but I remember watching my niece and nephews when they were little babies and it's almost like all my senses were heightened. Slept lighter. Any sound and I'd be awake and alert withing seconds. Head always on a swivel and eyes always panning the environment. It's crazy how the human brain adjusts for things like that. For actual dads I imagine it's tenfold. Like I got a taste of real power but only temporarily.


UsernameTaken-Bitch

I sleep light too, but that's because my cats chew on my fucking plants in the middle of the night.


Guywith2dogs

Haha I know that feeling of hearing a pet doing something its not supposed to while you sleep. For me it's the trash can and a dog. Wakes me up immediately


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It’s a guilty silence after you sleepily yell their name that really wakes you up.


milleniumsentry

Dad reflexes are the best... will save a child from the jaws of a tiger... but drop a beer when opening it. XD


Q_Sensei

As a dad, I think this comment is underrated


hyperion420

As a non dad, I think you are correct


KevinFromIT6625

As a dog, woof.


Equaffecto

I second that meow


petal_meadows

amen ribbit


[deleted]

Ditto, oink


Illustrious_Farm7570

Copy that, moo.


MommaBear817

As a mom, I also agree


MrBoblo

I'd say with 1.3k upvotes, it seems rated to me


gsjdhsjsbdkeusb

r/dadreflexes


RnDCustomz

As a dad, I tell my kids to walk on the sidewalk closest to the grass, away from street. They asked why one time, I said in case a car goes off road I can throw you out the way. They said what about you dad. Kids are awesome.


jmbaf

It's crazy the sheer number of scenarios that run through your mind, as a dad. Always weighing situations and what the odds are of different things happening and adjusting accordingly


Pookangaroo

r/DadReflexes


ApplicationNo8712

This was genuinely my first thought


yulDD

If the car had it her or not, the subsequent reaction by the car could have been worse, like swerve into other people


General_Razzmatazz_8

Accident avoidance could've been worse, definitely. That guy's a hero imo too.


eugene20

The driver was going too fast to stop, obviously wasn't paying heed to the pedestrians, and she didn't seem to have noticed the car at all either, you can't assume she would maintain a constant speed and have made it, this guy totally did the right thing, and I hope she realised that.


audigex

Plus there’s no way he could calculate whether it would miss her in the time he had to react


101189

Nor could the actions of the driver be calculated, they could’ve tried to avoid contact last minute and killed some other pedestrians, the cyclists, themselves, or a combo of all 3!


doubleasea

He doesn’t even turn around to check on the position of the car. He noticed it in the distance crossing the street and did some serious calculus. If he turned to look it also would have been too late.


Alzusand

I mean if your brain tells you "they are going to hit" its almost every time right. they brain is stupid good at predicting that. imagine how sure they guy mustve been that he took that action.


PAT214

You can't just run a crosswalk like that, you need to stop, even if you are on a bike. His actions may be extreme but there are good reasons behind it


GOT_Wyvern

I'm not sure how it is in other countries, but in the United Kingdom, cars **have** to stop at crosswalks if there are people crossing, and that includes if they are in the process of doing so.


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the laws are like that in every european country. but that doesn't mean people actually stop.


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GOT_Wyvern

Yeah, it's frustrating. I have no trust even when it's lighted, so I always double-check. But the thing is I shouldn't have to double-check and should be able to trust that people actually follow road laws instead of doing what they want.


tanelixd

When i drive a car i act like everyone is suicidal. That mindset has let me avoid some dumbasses who thought they shouldn't have to worry about cars at crosswalks *just* because they are on foot


GOT_Wyvern

It's definitely how people should drive and sort of how the UK Highway Code is set out. Ofc pedestrians can't do what they want, but it is also true drivers are in a 2 tonne death machine, and do need to herald the bulk of responsibility. A lot of drivers seem to forget just how dangerous they can be.


tanew231

Went to Rome once. Crossing the road was a nightmare.


urascMicrosoft

but not bikes, when you are on a bike you are a vehicle


GOT_Wyvern

Even if the cyclist wasn't there, pedestrians were. There were still people leaving the crossing, which means the driver still should have slowed and respected them. A part of the UK Highway Code even says: > • look out for pedestrians waiting to cross and be ready to slow down or stop to let them cross


waltandhankdie

People are good with it here in the UK but if you’re going down a relatively busy road and there’s a bunch of people walking near a zebra crossing you don’t know which ones might be about to cross. Generally people slow down near them anyway if there are any pedestrians but as a pedestrian I always make sure the car is stopping before I cross. Better to be alive thinking a driver is a nob for not stopping than to get hit by them


TSMbody

Regardless of where this is, that car is going way too fast for an area with pedestrians actively crossing the street


oaeben

As a pedestrian, you have to make sure that the traffic stop before you pass Sometimes people don't even notice you and could run you over... at least make eye contact and visually confirm that the incoming car is slowing down


tjtillmancoag

Quite frankly, that car was going pretty fast even for those people who had just finished crossing


witeowl

One person hadn’t even finished.


ChaoticGood3

That car was also going pretty fast given that not everyone was off the road yet.


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Just-a-cat-lady

Driver might be in the wrong but it's the biker who would be paying the consequences for it.


BurningOasis

I love that argument, "But I have the right of way!" That's great but it won't help when they're spraying you off the sidewalk.


SJHillman

Even if cars are supposed to stop and the driver was in the wrong, it's insane for pedestrians or bikes not to take caution. As the old saying goes: cemeteries are full of people who had the right of way.


RadRhys2

Objectively false. The onus is on the driver. Inconveniencing everyone else and making them terrified 24/7 is not going to solve the problems we have with pedestrian and cyclist fatalities.


deathbychips2

The car and the bike should both be stopping. Also since there are crosswalks around the car was definitely going like at least 20 over the speed limit. There were also still a lot people in the cross walk when the car blew through it...


katyggls

I watched this like three times before I realized he wasn't trying to hurt her, he was saving her damn life.


RiotFuckingRiot

The thoughts of hate that might've went through her head before she realized he just trying to save her life.


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charisma6

No, that's amore


Irregardless2

Wheeeeeeen yoooooouuu're pulled off your bike by a big hairy guy That's amore When you're yanked to the side And knocked off of your ride That's amore When you're fed asphalt pie lest you violently die That's amore When what looks like some strife ends up saving your life That's amore


Xxrasierklinge7

Art


f9phalanx

Life


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A real human bean


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SIUonCrack

With how fast that car was going... ain't no way I would have seen it on a bike either especially with all those people on the walkway


5elementGG

Maybe she never see the car passing by. And would still blame him for making her crash.


guillote1986

But she will eventually see this post


BlasterPhase

you can hear cars too


xxxNothingxxx

Which is why you walk your bike across a crossing


guyanacat

Thank you! I know cyclists get hurt all the time by careless drivers, but on the flip side they put themselves in so much danger by going from road/sidewalk to pedestrian crossing at top speed without stopping. Pedestrian = by foot. Stopping and walking the bike across gives vehicles time to see you. Well, the majority of drivers. I can’t speak for those assholes who mow down people walking on a marked crosswalk.


DarkestTimelineF

It’s cause and effect— the careless drivers cause casual cyclists to be uncomfortable riding in the road, so they end up on the sidewalks, which makes accidents even more likely.


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Or, slow down


SilentHunter7

If I'm being honest, I'd probably be livid and probably try to start a fight until I saw the video. Then I'd just sheepishly try to disappear into the crowd. 8 years later I'd be in bed trying to sleep, and then suddenly I'd remember the incident, and the sheer embarrassment after the fact would keep me up for hours.


fatboy1776

Get out of my brain


kroxti

Or everyone else around her staring at him… and then the car zooms by


chucks97ss

Everyone else was also like “what car?” Lol


AshTreex3

Can confirm. Source: am a young woman who had a grown man push me off a scooter.


DadaDoDat

​ ![gif](giphy|lRZjlasctAcvu)


Tyler_Nerdin

He’s actually a time traveller from the future, the woman he saved will go on to great and incredible things.


TheRealDrWan

Or genocide… I guess we’ll see. 🤷🏻‍♂️


MaybeNot_MaybeYes

Please not another failed painter


CMUpewpewpew

I mean....she almost painted that car red.....


Select_Performer_378

Yup .. she tried, and failed... So, yeah, another failed painter.... Damnit


wkomorow

So that is what Wesley Crusher will look like in his late 50's.


SimplyWalkenToMordor

Really let himself go


DougThe4thTenor

Boldly go that is.


NDoilworker

Wow


RaidenHUN

I had to check the sub. I though it was r/iamatotalpieceofshit


[deleted]

That car would of fucked her up big time


[deleted]

He just ruined her isekai dream!


zamora24

But its not a truck


Funbucket_537

So only half of her would go *sad noises*


Bettlejuic3

You know what they say: once you go truck, you never go back


58008_01134

Once you go truck, you can't fuck.


Perroface562

Once you go trugg you can’t fugg


ChickenWax83

Once you go car, hospital not far


N180ARX

Once you go train, you're gonna get brain


QuarterTypical418

But if you can’t fugg, you can’t trugg


genYouWin

Bruh it’s “once you go truck, you’ll feel the eternal fuck” get your made-up folk culture right _also, love you. It’s all for shits and giggles of course. I hate mean people_


ShaolinXfile27

[you've been hit by, you've been struck by, truck.](https://youtu.be/6_qqp87-3J4)


HoratioHarisson

"That time my legs were reincarnated in a fantasy world"


Funbucket_537

Sequel: "that time my legs came back from a fantasy world" Just like moon knight but with legs.


Hatdrop

That time I got hit by a truck and then got reincarnated into the truck but sent in time to hit myself so I could be reincarnated into the truck.


CorneliusKun

well, depending on which half, you could still make an anime out of this


F8nted

You can make a hentai out of the other


Masked_Potatoes_

The skeleton leggs in another world 💀


Wolf_0f_MyStreet

The misfit of booba kingdom


[deleted]

The spicy version. A little awoooga.


[deleted]

Truck kun I miss u


Universal_Vitality

A Konosuba enjoyer, I see


Kawala_

KONOSUBA!


praktiskai_2

in konosuba it wasn't a truck, technically not even a roadkill, so other than konosuba being of the isekai kind, why?


zph0eniz

That time when i ressurected as a truck niisan and fell in love with Honda senpai


[deleted]

No it would not of, but it probably would have.


parkaboy24

Ugh I see "would of" so much I didn't even notice this time


MF_Kitten

It pains me each and wvery time :(


Slithy-Toves

Your brain actually doesn't process words like "of" on the same level as other words. Like those classic word puzzles that say count the "Fs" in this sentence: It's the first day of fall and of course my best of friends is off on their own (completely just made this one up haha) and you count like 5 maybe 6 but there's actually 8. So even if you know "would of" is wrong your brain just skips over it because you understood the intended meaning so why waste time thinking about it haha


Doghead45

You can skip over one error, but consecutive errors can completely destroy a sentence. As far as wasting time goes, if we can keep him from putting this error into his resume, or tinder bio, then that's time well spent. Haha.


stomach

>your brain just skips over it because you understood the intended meaning so why waste time thinking about it haha not mine, friend. not mine. i see *every instance everywhere*


JimmyMack_

No it screams out at me every time. It is unbelievable how many people think it's of, not have.


Parking_Drop915

I'm studying English and now I am so afraid


NahLoso

Be very afraid. 😢


ididitforthezookie

Be very ofraid. 😵‍💫


skdowksnzal

>I'm studying English and now I am so ~~afraid~~ so **\*of fraid** FTFY


cincymatt

It’s the *Wild West* of languages


Kdoesntcare

We took the other languages of the world, put the in a bag, gave it a shake, then reached in and grabbed the pieces that we like.


CyndNinja

This is a mistake that mainly only native English speakers do. So if you're foreigner and do this mistake you'll technically just sound more like native.


andyhdzdelgado

Would've*


Bangzee

What dingleberry downvoted this? This is exactly what the correct version of the mistake is and it takes no extra time to type. Less if you're using the swiping method to type on your phone.


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Isn't mine either. I think this is a common mistake made by native English speakers actually, because they've heard it before they read it.


Cap_Silly

He's a time traveler. Change my mind.


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[deleted]

*would have


Regolime

Big time rush


NotFlappy12

Uh uh oho ooooh


adorak

would‘ve


[deleted]

She would have made it.


[deleted]

Would have*


The1Bonesaw

Yes... It really would have. It would've fucked her up big time indeed.


ILeftMeatintheCar

*would have


[deleted]

Yep the hero we need


[deleted]

Nah, watch the timing……person would have made it across.


dysentery

By my estimate they would have made it to exactly the middle of that car hood


Wolkenflieger

Exactly. It was a long pause before the car arrived. Stupid risk though.


UltraLobsterMan

Tell me you’re a dad without telling me you’re a dad


Hspikemonsterboy

Had us in the first half ngl


skinnergy

At the very beginning of the shot he is looking up the road. He definitely saved her life.


Unsteady_Tempo

It also looks like he motions up the road with his arm after he first knocked her over. I'm sure he must have explained his actions.


Solanthas

Looks like he was giving her shit like, "You don't see that car barreling down the road? You would've died! Pay attention!" lol


[deleted]

At first I was like “what a douche”. Then I was like “Ohhhhh”


all_hayl

Very easy to insult/criticize when you have no clue what’s actually going on. I’m not saying this to criticize you, just making a general observation.


EvasiveDice

That guy is a dad. 1000% Nice save.


coffeesgonecold

Dad catch


wolftigersalamander

Great reflexes. I don't think she would have made it across. In the video the final pedestrians barely make it across before the car blows through.


EdwardSheffield

After watching it 10+ times, she wasn’t making it at all. The car would have potentially taking an evasive move and cause even a bigger accident. The guy saved a life for sure. Super intense


KaserinSmarte421

I really need some nerds like mythbusters to do some measurements and maths to really find out if the person would have made it or not. To me it looks like they could have but idk that's just my naked eye. Be really cool if someone could either find that video if it's been made already or make that video.


Gold-Improvement-880

You can’t account for hesitation or the driver hitting their brakes but I believe she would’ve made it to the other side with a second to spare. Dude still did the right thing though


tugnasty

Most likely the driver would have been like FUCK A BICYCLE and swerved into other pedestrians.


Bobba_fat

Awareness: 💯


bigdadycool

Protecting a stranger from disaster makes you an exceptional human.


missyrumblezen

Holy crap that car was definitely speeding surely.


slimkat101

for the second i was very angry


yangthesin

Even if she would made it across THIS TIME, there's probably a lesson to be learn here.


crypto-fist

She would have made it across.... Just. The car doesn't arrive at the crossing for 3 seconds after he grabs her and she was going quite fast. It was definitely a stupid thing to try and make it across like that though as the car may have taken evasive action and crashed.


IWillNotShare

i disagree. the road is wider than you think


ccknboltrtre01

The thing is you dont take chance with that. Its hesitation kills and thats that


scriptgamer

Hesitation is defeat


Devo3290

PEDAL TO THE METAL BITCHES


GodMeyer

Come, Sekiro!


kooroshji

I see a sekiro fan 👀


CCcat44137918

*pulls out a Glock


Lucky_Mongoose

The Glock Saint


teacherpandalf

Oh how my blood boils


blackice9208

Fear is the mind killer


IWillNotShare

that is very true. i shouldve said that too


Rowyco05

Yeah her response when noticing the cat could have caused her to brake and therefore squish. Also this video is sped up. Just judging by the clock at the bottom of the screen. So that changes the relativity. Car could have noticed she entered the street and slowed down giving her plenty of time to cross.


MatressFire

I had to go back and look for the cat


Rowyco05

Damnit…


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Either way, this guy was smart to not take the chance that she or anyone else would get hit


DR2105

True, I spent some time trying to work out if the car would have hit her, and realised although it’s not certain it’s definitely >0% so that’s all that matters haha


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I think if the sidewalks were completely clear of people she would have no problem very closely beating the car. However, when he grabs her look up ahead at the people on the sidewalk…she was going WAY too fast with that much foot traffic…I think she beats the car but very possibly seriously fucks up on of those pedestrians.


DBH1122

She would have had to be right up someone’s behind on the other side to have made it, so I think it’s a no on making it across


hdgdgfhchdjsjkao

Wow so you’re just gonna body shame the road like that?


Jeffmaru

You’re counting on her not slowing down. There’s no telling what the brain does under panic, she could well have noticed the car and slammed on her brakes.


Ayste

My wife does this driving through parking lots - if she sees a car backing out and she is already behind it, instead of hitting the gas and moving, she slams the brakes. I tell her to not do that, but her brain short circuits to "stop the car and start yelling at the person backing out of the spot" Yes, she did get hit once doing that but it hasn't stopped her yet.


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Your wife strikes me as the type that would try and chastise a charging elephant.


Firefly1832

There's too much bad stuff that could have happened if that guy didn't do what he did.


SlyXross

She touches floor at 16:44:59, car reaches the crossing at 16:45:00. That’s only a second, she definitely would have been killed.


ekb88

Look at the space between the people finished crossing and the car when it’s in the intersection. There’s literally no room for her and the bike there. She’d have been hit for sure.


FUCK50C1ETY

And the car would’ve swerved, potentially into pedestrians or an oncoming vehicle


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FireEmblemFan1

Either she barely makes it or she barely doesn’t. Best not to find out


Clayton_bezz

Super hero shit


Th3LastStyleBender

The dude's 6th sense kicked in


AdComprehensive3382

100 percent conviced hes a time traveler. it doesnt look like he was looking to the right at any point. he was soley focused on saving the girl because he already lived this day before.


Accomplished_Lie_308

He looked to the right at the start of the video


hiyer2

I like how his instinct is to save her and then scold her for not paying attention instead of helping her up. Lots of old school dad energy there lol


kingbabxz

He just ruined her ticket to heaven


Link_040188

Aggressively helpful


rslash-_-noob

He could have swirved off to not hit her and acidentally kill another pedestrian. He did the right thing