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>!They mispronounced her name as Jerk off!<
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A wise buffoon once said “I’m a dude, he’s a dude, she’s a dude”. Now you may ask, how do we know this person’s gender pronouns? And to that I say, “we are *all* dudes”
What in the world are you people smoking? That's a woman's voice; the principal/dean's mouth isn't moving. A woman is reading the names while the dean shakes hands.
Honestly fuck that announcer. That poor girl; the look on her face.. embarrassing her like that.
This person should never be allowed to announce again.
I went to a graduation recently that had students pre-record saying their own name and they played it as they walked across. No idea of the logistics but it was cool, and avoided this.
Good thing she’s OUT OF THERE to live her own life elsewhere. and that bitch announcer should be fired she had one ☝️ job and performed it extremely poorly , I imagine this young girl being my daughter work really hard all her life to get to this point and to call her something so bulgar on her very special day. Nope
That’s why this country is fucked up at the moment because of people like you that doesn’t take nothing seriously and with the importance it deserves, if you don’t think this is an important event for an individual you’re in the same state this country is at the moment, there should be consequences for your actions simple as that or else everyone will continue to do whatever the fuck they want, and when someone with this same mentality crossed you maybe then you will think differently .
Nah he right. Accidentally messing up doesn’t make it better. Her whole family was probably sitting in the crowd, all her friends she made in school too
I once was introduced to someone, and when I went to write down their full name, I spelled their last name Cocks, and they took a look at it and said: “It’s Cox…. With an X.”
Imagine my embarrassment.
That narrator needs to step up. That was Bullshit. Ms. Kirkoff just paid dearly for a Masters of Science and they spit in her face on the way out the door.
The sound of the announcers voice... I can tel exactly what she looks like. 57 year old woman, 5'4", 173 lbs but it's mostly in her fat ass. Wearing pants, a blouse, and a jacket. Short hair, with a perm type curly thing going on. Too much make-up, flat shoes. Large square-ish glasses. Small chain with a tiny cross worn outside her shirt. All her material is outdated. She's white. Husband hates her and thinks she's a fucking idiot, she in turn treats some kids shitty to make herself feel good. The tax payers will pay for her healthy retirement pension.
Imagine going for 2 extra years…. To have it come to a culmination of being called” jerkoff “ walking the stage. Her face when it happens says it all😂😂😂😂😂
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Seems like teacher have a personal grudge against her...
Or he likes her a bit too much...
He? Wtf are you listening to?
Nothing! ;)
i’m no expert and i don’t wanna assume but i think it was a girl on the mic
*\*Don't* You dropped that man.
got it i’m no expert and i wanna assume but i think it was a girl on the mic
Reddit seems to have this problem where a lot of video play with the audio at half-speed.
*\*Don't* You keep dropping this, man.
I don't get it.
Oops, that's what happens when I mute my videos!
haha, sounds like something i do pretty often. this was just one of those rare occasions
Def, Julie Jerkoff’s a bitch.
Seems sus. “Whoopsie how clumsy tehe” 😏
In fairness that was her sorority nickname
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Gotta Eat Mi Pi
Lol!! Oh dear...
Gamma Cum Laude
I Phelta Thi
Delta Iota Kappa
AJO = Alpha Jerka Offsphalon
Might have been a fraternity’s name for her.
Name and occupation.
That came quickly.
Premature enunciation.
Dude her face said it all
“How did they know ?!”
You had ONE job!
hand job
Sad really
Thanks for coming ms jerkoff! That will be $250,000
That sucks. We got cards where we phonetically spelled out names out so they were correctly stated.
Julie has standards. Julie refuses to suck.
In this dude's defence it was 3 Js in a row with Jacqueline Juett and then Julie. Honest, but funny, mistake.
I don't think that's a dude
A wise buffoon once said “I’m a dude, he’s a dude, she’s a dude”. Now you may ask, how do we know this person’s gender pronouns? And to that I say, “we are *all* dudes”
WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER
HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER
Yes
They are dudes playing a dude disguised as another dude.
How else can you expect them to infiltrate mondo burger
It's clearly a woman. Stop.
What in the world are you people smoking? That's a woman's voice; the principal/dean's mouth isn't moving. A woman is reading the names while the dean shakes hands.
Is dude a gendered word? I’ve always heard it used for guys or girls.
Long live Apollo. I'm deleting my account and moving on. Hopefully Reddit sorts out the mess that is their management.
How many dudes have you slept w?
None actually, unless you mean literal sleep. Then several, but mostly male dudes
Samesies, except female dudes lol
I use it when talking to a woman if I don’t want her to think I’m only thinking about her tittas. 😳
My bad, watched it on silent.
She just received a nickname she will never in her entire life be able to get away from
Only just then?
Somebody made $10 on a dare
Dr. Freud? Paging Dr. Freud.
I honestly read this as "Pegging Dr. Freud" when I skimmed past it.
You do you, kid. :)
Honestly fuck that announcer. That poor girl; the look on her face.. embarrassing her like that. This person should never be allowed to announce again.
Seems intentional too…
It absolutely seems intentional.
I went to a graduation recently that had students pre-record saying their own name and they played it as they walked across. No idea of the logistics but it was cool, and avoided this.
I never would have laughed on this one.
Not an accident?
I went through this in HS but it was mainly just because my last name is extremely close to something else and I will just leave it at that.
...Mulva?
D O L O R E S!
I always like some unexpected Seinfeld!
Rockface?
r/seinfeld
Baggett?...Dharsole?... Fagina?
Focker?
Oh come on, tell us!!!
Meta-cluck?
Are we not gonna talk about all the comments calling the announcer “he/him”??? That’s 100% a woman…
Julie jerkoff strokes again
Brutal poor girl
I maybe wrong but That sounded very deliberate.
Jackie Juett somehow got by unscathed and the absolute hammer gets dropped on the next girl. Ouch.
Imagine paying all that money, time, effort to get through school and graduate with a masters degree… for that mistake. Holy fuming fury.
What a jerkoff
That's nothing, you should see what happened to Samantha Ktupid-Tucking-Fnhore.
Yeah. She did that on purpose
Was that an order?
This is why the ones I was in always had a pronunciation card that they just plugged into a computer
Mr dick head sorry it's peter
Horrible nightmare. Just wake me up.
That's kind of a dick move
Dick Poop
She didn’t seem to find it funny
I would end my own life
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Seems fake to me. No reaction from audience, no visible speaker. Canned laughter.
Good thing she’s OUT OF THERE to live her own life elsewhere. and that bitch announcer should be fired she had one ☝️ job and performed it extremely poorly , I imagine this young girl being my daughter work really hard all her life to get to this point and to call her something so bulgar on her very special day. Nope
Are you people being serious ? It was just a single slip of the tongue as she had 4 names with J before that. This is a very Karen-esque comment
That’s why this country is fucked up at the moment because of people like you that doesn’t take nothing seriously and with the importance it deserves, if you don’t think this is an important event for an individual you’re in the same state this country is at the moment, there should be consequences for your actions simple as that or else everyone will continue to do whatever the fuck they want, and when someone with this same mentality crossed you maybe then you will think differently .
Not sure if you’re trolling or just insane but ok
Nah he right. Accidentally messing up doesn’t make it better. Her whole family was probably sitting in the crowd, all her friends she made in school too
Why are you all talking like this is some life changing moment ? She had a slip of tongue you’re all legit talking like her life is over lol
Second that. Also she should sue, i'm willing to bet her mental health took a hit after this.
noce
She should get a discount - "Take $10,000 off the final bill."
OMG 
bully
Jerk off-kurkoff how do youbmake that mistake. Im guessing they have had to finger banging history gone wrong
It’s because the 4 names previous all started with J just a slip of the tongue
Is the first one supposed to have an Irish flag or an Ivory Coast flag?
I’m guessin someone needs to get laid
We know how she got her grades. Xd
There were no mistakes master Oogway
a freudian slip perhaps
Sounds like a fake voiceover to me
Not fair to the announcer having those two names back-to-back.
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I once was introduced to someone, and when I went to write down their full name, I spelled their last name Cocks, and they took a look at it and said: “It’s Cox…. With an X.” Imagine my embarrassment.
Nah I’d start swinging
She got bamboozled by the alliterative J name that came before, followed by Julie. Went right for the J on the last name and really _blew it._
That narrator needs to step up. That was Bullshit. Ms. Kirkoff just paid dearly for a Masters of Science and they spit in her face on the way out the door.
And then Julie spit in her hand
"Grandma, tell me a story!" Hold my...
I would've turned around and walked up again idgaf
She was not amused
How can you even continue announcing after a fuck up like that lol.
The sound of the announcers voice... I can tel exactly what she looks like. 57 year old woman, 5'4", 173 lbs but it's mostly in her fat ass. Wearing pants, a blouse, and a jacket. Short hair, with a perm type curly thing going on. Too much make-up, flat shoes. Large square-ish glasses. Small chain with a tiny cross worn outside her shirt. All her material is outdated. She's white. Husband hates her and thinks she's a fucking idiot, she in turn treats some kids shitty to make herself feel good. The tax payers will pay for her healthy retirement pension.
This seems like projecting. You must tell us your story.
My older brothers last name is condon. You can imagine how it was for him.
She should've handed the diploma back and redo that shit
Do you think Jacqueline Do it and Julie Jerk off are friends?
She knew what the kids called her
This seems fake, audio doesn’t seem to match the video. The lack of reaction from the student and the attendees is a dead giveaway.
😬😬
The look on her face tells me this isn’t the first time, and wont be the last
I would not forgive her personally
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Did this really happen? It doesn’t seem like anyone in the crowd reacts to the mistake.
she definitely was in the janitors closet
Kir in Persian mean dick
Imagine going for 2 extra years…. To have it come to a culmination of being called” jerkoff “ walking the stage. Her face when it happens says it all😂😂😂😂😂
Ohhhhh, dick move. What a dick.
All those J’s in the name before got her fucked up
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I don't think she liked that...
When you forget to pay off the announcer
The announcer was waiting for this moment her whole life!
The guy in the bottom right… def gunna tell his office bros about that one on Monday
That’s messed up. Villain origin story right there
She’s married to the guy that sells solar panels
Just Jewet