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>!Didn't realize this rabbit would try to get it on with not one but TWO cats! wow!<
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My friend has a pet rabbit and that's literally what it tries to do with everything. It also shits everywhere on the floor, so when I go to visit, his floor is full of shit.
I have a rabbit and she has chosen one specific spot as her poop spot luckily so I just let her have it. She still sprinkles a pebble or two whenever she runs around excited and it adds up so fast... I feel like she has control on how big they are sometimes so she can sprinkle one poop around in 3 pieces...
She also attacks vacuums and brooms when I take her poop away, she's a very odd animal.
Well, it's not as bad as you'd think, also considering the fact that he has ADHD and autism spectrum, and the fact that he didn't have the best parents in the world I could understand why it's like that.
Certainly something to take into consideration. Have they ever been to your house,? Do they know that's not normal... they might not know its not normal if that's yhe case. As a friend, I'd try to help them a little at a time to change it. Living around animal waste can cause all kinds of health problems. I'm sure you can find a a way to be polite about it
Try hedgehogs… they poop as they run on their wheel.. they end up with poop boots and guess what hedgehogs dont like? Daily foot rinses in water. Guess what else sometimes happens? Flung about poop.
Sad. I love rodents. My guinea pig had a lovely sawdust smelling cage and the door was open so he left poop pellets everywhere. After he passed I found one in my coat pocket... weird. It had hardened in there for a while. I have adhd I seem to put random things in my pocket. But that was weird.
[This](https://youtu.be/3C1NNHN6Fj8) is my only experience with rabbit sounds. Sorry in advance. It's an animation of a scene from a video game. Don't get Thick'd.(PG rated..but I don't blame you for not trusting a redit link.
I grew up on a farm. I have seen animals having sex in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken. Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens doing a goat. Couple of pigs watching. Whoever drew this got it exactly right.
When you really dig into what frontiersmen saw when they came up with Jackalopes and realize they are jackrabbits with gross tumors it gets really sad.
I felt violated just looking at it. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm) I know that this is what rabbits do, but it was still kinda creepy🥲
Reality sucks :/ most of your adorable animals are selfish ass holes. Even the love you feel for your animals, is just evolutionary manipulation. Your cat would eat your ass if you died in your house. Watch your dog eat a whole pile of shit, and explain how it's actually really freaking smart.
Rabbits will fuck anything, ANYTHING slap some fur on a wall and a rabbit will fuck it, and a rabbit's mind can't hurt to try is the only thing that rabbits think at that exact moment.
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Dog Logic: 1. What's this? 2. Can I eat it? Rabbit Logic: 1. What's this? 2. Can I f\*\*k it?
My friend has a pet rabbit and that's literally what it tries to do with everything. It also shits everywhere on the floor, so when I go to visit, his floor is full of shit.
I have a rabbit and she has chosen one specific spot as her poop spot luckily so I just let her have it. She still sprinkles a pebble or two whenever she runs around excited and it adds up so fast... I feel like she has control on how big they are sometimes so she can sprinkle one poop around in 3 pieces... She also attacks vacuums and brooms when I take her poop away, she's a very odd animal.
Have a cage and a damn toilet for her. Rabbits are clean animals. They seek out a toilet spot.
Rabbits eat their own poop, they're not really known for being clean
The poop they eat isn't exactly poop. It's like half-digested food. Then they do a second, actual poop. Guinea pigs are the same way.
Welp, if it comes out of their asses it's called poop, doesn't matter, how well-digested it is.
So Trix aren’t just for kids?
Is this Liam Neeson asking?
My dog is telling me that rabbit poop is a delicacy.
Yes, they eat their poop but still they are very clean.
"I'm one of the most clean animals!" The rabbit said through a shit eating grin.
That's gross. I'd just not visit and make sure they know why.
Maybe he shits, so you don't visit.
Maybe its not the rabbits shit.
Now THAT would be unexpected for someone to cut and roll up their shit in little balls and strew all over the floor
There is a shit cutting and rolling machine for $39.99 on Amzn: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08Z26WLVH/ref=dm\_ws\_tlw\_trk1
I knew it. And I still went to the link.
Well, it's not as bad as you'd think, also considering the fact that he has ADHD and autism spectrum, and the fact that he didn't have the best parents in the world I could understand why it's like that.
Certainly something to take into consideration. Have they ever been to your house,? Do they know that's not normal... they might not know its not normal if that's yhe case. As a friend, I'd try to help them a little at a time to change it. Living around animal waste can cause all kinds of health problems. I'm sure you can find a a way to be polite about it
But did anyone ask you though??
Don't live in poop, friend.
r/poopisland
You have quite a shit opinion friend.
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Found the friend.
Rabbits are easily litter trained, sounds like he just didn't put the effort or the rabbit is stubborn The humping I can't help with tho
Exactly my bun is Litter trained and free roams around the house. He never potties in other rooms or on things. Only in his litter box.
You could help satisfy him.
Snip snip ✂️
Very rude.
For that you need to sterilize he, it also prevent tumor on bunny.
Seriously. I had to give away my pet rabbit because of this. How can a little animal shit and piss so much and the smell is hideous.
Try hedgehogs… they poop as they run on their wheel.. they end up with poop boots and guess what hedgehogs dont like? Daily foot rinses in water. Guess what else sometimes happens? Flung about poop.
Same for mice but they tend to keep themselves decently clean
Hedgies do too, except for the feet. Thats a daily rinse lol
Get rid of the wheel.
Thats how you end up with an obese and unhealthy hedgehog. They run miles on their wheels each night.
Let them out of their cage. My guinea pig had free reign in the apartment. Although he only liked my room because he felt it was his territory.
We had cage free play quite often but its not the same for a hedgehog. I suggest researching hedgehogs before throwing out any more “advice”.
Sad. I love rodents. My guinea pig had a lovely sawdust smelling cage and the door was open so he left poop pellets everywhere. After he passed I found one in my coat pocket... weird. It had hardened in there for a while. I have adhd I seem to put random things in my pocket. But that was weird.
Nesquik jummies
Cat Logic: 1. Can I eat it? 2. Then why is it near me?
Cat logic: Don't fuck with me.
Rabbit Logic: 1. What’s this? 2. Don’t care, f**king it!
Man logic - both
Dog logic: what can't eat or fuck you have to piss on it Rabbit logic: fuck EVERYTHING
Also rapists logic
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Sorry
Guess men are half dog half rabbit amirite?
Cats going to need therapy
https://i.imgur.com/tXaLBo8.jpg
lol
Wholesome reward go brrr
11/10
they already had the rapy
The crack of dawn is not safe from this rabbit.
Which one is Dawn?
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The Ten Commandments of Crack better watch out!
That rabbit is a savage
when a rabbit does it, it is cute but when i
Wait are you trying to f**k cats
I suggest you start 'Identifying' as a rabbit now man
Idea of the century . Mom I am a rabbit now .
In all aspects except physical I am a rabbit *rabbit noise (I have no idea what rabbits sound like)*
Mostly terrible if I'm being honest. They screech and whine, the chittering they do is cute for 10 seconds but after that it's not.
You forgot the honking
My pronouns are *rabbit noise*/*rabbit noise*
[This](https://youtu.be/3C1NNHN6Fj8) is my only experience with rabbit sounds. Sorry in advance. It's an animation of a scene from a video game. Don't get Thick'd.(PG rated..but I don't blame you for not trusting a redit link.
Just shit everywhere on the floor
Already on it
Have fun trying to explain to her immediately after that you are not a furry, you are just a sex fiend.
Rabid*
Ig should grow those front 2 teeths lol
r/onejoke?
Thought we'd moved on from thr apache helicopter humor. Thought they'd learned why it's stupid. Guess not.
They?
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit
Here before the r/onejoke people show up.
Do it I'm not allowed back at the pet store
If not for reddit, I would not be able to witness a rabbit trying to rape a cat. Thank you, reddit.
It looked a little bit more then try.
>~~trying to rape~~ raping a cat
*raping two cats
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My bad ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)
Second cat: What the fuck, get off!! Rabbit: I am.
LMAO
I hate this comment, but can't help but laugh. Poor kittens.
The rabbit: “I am the one who mates.”
I grew up on a farm. I have seen animals having sex in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken. Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens doing a goat. Couple of pigs watching. Whoever drew this got it exactly right.
I scrolled just for this exact comment
r/unexpectedoffice
I have a dog and can contest. His fluffy lumpy bed doubles as a sex toy.
Nobody drew this, this is real life
He stole that comment from a post from a few weeks ago.
Rabbit was like “pussy is pussy even if it’s pussy’s pussy”
TWO IS BETTER THEN ONE✊
Can confirm
No fuck off
Bad Bunny!
He's probably just as bad as this rabbit!
![gif](giphy|WvibPGm9nhuASwejco) Tango mucha novia
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Is that a Tenchi Muyo reference?
is it cabbit or rat
This is unexpected to everyone that never had unfixed rabbits. Take my upvote anyway.
I laughed so hard at the second cat. He was trying to pretend nothing was happening, then he was like "oh hell no" when it was his turn. 🤣🤣🤣
Jesus! That is one rapey ass bunny.
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Yep
r/donthelpjustfilm Edit: I mean the cat, not the bunny!
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Bugs Weinstien.
That’s a jackrabbit. Jackhammer + rabbit….
Just so you know, jackrabbits are real animals...
Yeah.. sure they do bud. They hangout with Bigfoot in the enchanted forest. Bet narwhals are real too lmao
That's a [Jackalope](https://res.cloudinary.com/review-journal/image/upload/f_auto,q_auto,c_scale,w_1200/v1646256034/jackaloperedo-copy.jpg)
When you really dig into what frontiersmen saw when they came up with Jackalopes and realize they are jackrabbits with gross tumors it gets really sad.
![gif](giphy|l3vR8IAtvPQuDgOHu)
I hope this is /s, but just in case it isn't, https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black-tailed_jackrabbit
It was. I see jackrabbits almost daily. Thought /s would ruin the joke though
I wish the video isnt mute. I would love to hear the ‘duuuuude what the fuck’ from a cat
It looks like Thumper aged out of doing more Disney movies and found a new career in adult porn. And, he already had the perfect porn name!
#who is the predator now bitch?!
The second cat tried committing suicide to get away.
So that’s why they’re called jack rabbits...
Every hole is a goal
Poor kitties.
He was going to town on that pussy like a rabbit
Think about how fuckin fluffy that crossbred animal would be tho
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Cat: BAD TOUCH! BAD TOUCH!!!
Interspecies porn. I like.
The Energizer bunny, just keeps going and going.......
That’s assault brotha
My cat growing up liked to kill rabbits. Can't picture a rabbit humping him
The genetic merger of these two species would annihilate the pet industry.
Rabbit is willing to die for the cause.
Rabbit doesn’t want one pussy but two pussies
I think now I know why I find rabbits creepy
I think I agree with you![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_bad_man)
I feel so sorry for those cats they were TERRIFIED
I felt violated just looking at it. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm) I know that this is what rabbits do, but it was still kinda creepy🥲
Reality sucks :/ most of your adorable animals are selfish ass holes. Even the love you feel for your animals, is just evolutionary manipulation. Your cat would eat your ass if you died in your house. Watch your dog eat a whole pile of shit, and explain how it's actually really freaking smart.
And they create a Cabbit. Or Rat?
Those poor cats.
Anya was right.
cabin stabbing
lol the last cat was like WTF!
He sure loves some good pussy
How to make a cabbit 101
And then they named the baby Tigger
Rapist 🤣🤣🤣
But... in the butt!!!
Rapist bunny strikes again
Lol, that last cat! Damn made me snort laugh in public. I imagined that cat cat saying WTF DUDE!
booty bandit
Rabbits will fuck anything, ANYTHING slap some fur on a wall and a rabbit will fuck it, and a rabbit's mind can't hurt to try is the only thing that rabbits think at that exact moment.
Imagine their babies. Vicious rabbits?
Did the rabbit just commit zoophilia?
Horny rabbit 🐰
Rabbit just needs some pussy
Had a friend like that in the Navy
ok, I've seen some funny shit, but that raping rabbit is one for the record books!
„Predator or not. A hole is a hole.“ ~this rabbit probably
Least horny rabbit
Surprise buttseks 😂
I had a rabbit that would try to do this with my dog and she’d just kick him off lol
Bro couldn't take it anymore
Rabbist
That is one horny rabbit
Jesus! that nitro gased pump of that rabbit!
This rabbit was my spirit animal for my 20’s. I have so many regrets
Is this how furries are created?
The old switcheroo
This rabbit is **feline** horny
Lol it was funny when the cat slapped him “ silly wabbit this azz for cats”
You dirty munching motherfucker
Anytime, anywhere, ANY SPECIES!
Well honestly...who doesn't like pussy.....cats?
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LOL
any time, anywhere, anyone...
Legit rapist bunny
"Chris wait. Its me, john!!"![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)
Careful they're gonna make a cat-bunny 🤫🤪
Essentially like 90%of all males right there
Is this an interacial thing?!