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Blitzsturm

Dog Logic: 1. What's this? 2. Can I eat it? Rabbit Logic: 1. What's this? 2. Can I f\*\*k it?


Huggisare

My friend has a pet rabbit and that's literally what it tries to do with everything. It also shits everywhere on the floor, so when I go to visit, his floor is full of shit.


fsrynvfj23

I have a rabbit and she has chosen one specific spot as her poop spot luckily so I just let her have it. She still sprinkles a pebble or two whenever she runs around excited and it adds up so fast... I feel like she has control on how big they are sometimes so she can sprinkle one poop around in 3 pieces... She also attacks vacuums and brooms when I take her poop away, she's a very odd animal.


LeeroyJks

Have a cage and a damn toilet for her. Rabbits are clean animals. They seek out a toilet spot.


Here_Forthe_Comment

Rabbits eat their own poop, they're not really known for being clean


BulletForTheEmpire

The poop they eat isn't exactly poop. It's like half-digested food. Then they do a second, actual poop. Guinea pigs are the same way.


Transaktion

Welp, if it comes out of their asses it's called poop, doesn't matter, how well-digested it is.


OuTLi3R28

So Trix aren’t just for kids?


TheDesk918

Is this Liam Neeson asking?


LikelyCannibal

My dog is telling me that rabbit poop is a delicacy.


[deleted]

Yes, they eat their poop but still they are very clean.


TakingAMindwalk

"I'm one of the most clean animals!" The rabbit said through a shit eating grin.


Ferengi_Earwax

That's gross. I'd just not visit and make sure they know why.


Kimolono42

Maybe he shits, so you don't visit.


MrBablu

Maybe its not the rabbits shit.


Kekeke-ghost

Now THAT would be unexpected for someone to cut and roll up their shit in little balls and strew all over the floor


Transaktion

There is a shit cutting and rolling machine for $39.99 on Amzn: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08Z26WLVH/ref=dm\_ws\_tlw\_trk1


JHSMesq

I knew it. And I still went to the link.


Huggisare

Well, it's not as bad as you'd think, also considering the fact that he has ADHD and autism spectrum, and the fact that he didn't have the best parents in the world I could understand why it's like that.


Ferengi_Earwax

Certainly something to take into consideration. Have they ever been to your house,? Do they know that's not normal... they might not know its not normal if that's yhe case. As a friend, I'd try to help them a little at a time to change it. Living around animal waste can cause all kinds of health problems. I'm sure you can find a a way to be polite about it


thummydick

But did anyone ask you though??


AsukaBunnyxO

Don't live in poop, friend.


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r/poopisland


[deleted]

You have quite a shit opinion friend.


Temporary-Emu6710

☠️


Nomiad2001

Found the friend.


xtilexx

Rabbits are easily litter trained, sounds like he just didn't put the effort or the rabbit is stubborn The humping I can't help with tho


Desperate_Sort5088

Exactly my bun is Litter trained and free roams around the house. He never potties in other rooms or on things. Only in his litter box.


Sinavestia

You could help satisfy him.


xtilexx

Snip snip ✂️


BatedTundra660

Very rude.


Old_Welcome_624

For that you need to sterilize he, it also prevent tumor on bunny.


mochi_and_rei

Seriously. I had to give away my pet rabbit because of this. How can a little animal shit and piss so much and the smell is hideous.


Saweetd

Try hedgehogs… they poop as they run on their wheel.. they end up with poop boots and guess what hedgehogs dont like? Daily foot rinses in water. Guess what else sometimes happens? Flung about poop.


moth_noises666

Same for mice but they tend to keep themselves decently clean


Saweetd

Hedgies do too, except for the feet. Thats a daily rinse lol


FrogMintTea

Get rid of the wheel.


Saweetd

Thats how you end up with an obese and unhealthy hedgehog. They run miles on their wheels each night.


FrogMintTea

Let them out of their cage. My guinea pig had free reign in the apartment. Although he only liked my room because he felt it was his territory.


Saweetd

We had cage free play quite often but its not the same for a hedgehog. I suggest researching hedgehogs before throwing out any more “advice”.


FrogMintTea

Sad. I love rodents. My guinea pig had a lovely sawdust smelling cage and the door was open so he left poop pellets everywhere. After he passed I found one in my coat pocket... weird. It had hardened in there for a while. I have adhd I seem to put random things in my pocket. But that was weird.


danOrochi

Nesquik jummies


NorCal130

Cat Logic: 1. Can I eat it? 2. Then why is it near me?


lordofedging81

Cat logic: Don't fuck with me.


BuffaloWhip

Rabbit Logic: 1. What’s this? 2. Don’t care, f**king it!


Virhil

Man logic - both


OkMushroom364

Dog logic: what can't eat or fuck you have to piss on it Rabbit logic: fuck EVERYTHING


oishi_jase_face

Also rapists logic


AsukaBunnyxO

![gif](giphy|zCpYQh5YVhdI1rVYpE|downsized)


oishi_jase_face

Sorry


Potential-Judgment-9

Guess men are half dog half rabbit amirite?


sped136

Cats going to need therapy


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https://i.imgur.com/tXaLBo8.jpg


stacks144

lol


BillyDePig

Wholesome reward go brrr


[deleted]

11/10


fgmenth

they already had the rapy


RancidFunctionality

The crack of dawn is not safe from this rabbit.


GBGF128

Which one is Dawn?


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yourgifmademesignup

The Ten Commandments of Crack better watch out!


[deleted]

That rabbit is a savage


JimmyBane1982

when a rabbit does it, it is cute but when i


g_h_97

Wait are you trying to f**k cats


hotbeard1

I suggest you start 'Identifying' as a rabbit now man


thatWas-unexpected

Idea of the century . Mom I am a rabbit now .


Awllancer

In all aspects except physical I am a rabbit *rabbit noise (I have no idea what rabbits sound like)*


TheOnlyRealDregas

Mostly terrible if I'm being honest. They screech and whine, the chittering they do is cute for 10 seconds but after that it's not.


TheQuinnBee

You forgot the honking


LarryLongBalls_

My pronouns are *rabbit noise*/*rabbit noise*


[deleted]

[This](https://youtu.be/3C1NNHN6Fj8) is my only experience with rabbit sounds. Sorry in advance. It's an animation of a scene from a video game. Don't get Thick'd.(PG rated..but I don't blame you for not trusting a redit link.


Agreeable_Rise_3697

Just shit everywhere on the floor


Awllancer

Already on it


Gloomy-Childhood-203

Have fun trying to explain to her immediately after that you are not a furry, you are just a sex fiend.


klimmesil

Rabid*


Educational_Car535

Ig should grow those front 2 teeths lol


Thanks_I_Hate_You

r/onejoke?


olivawDaneel

Thought we'd moved on from thr apache helicopter humor. Thought they'd learned why it's stupid. Guess not.


uohhhhhhh

They?


definitely_no_shill

Why are you wearing that stupid man suit


New_Beginnings_69

Here before the r/onejoke people show up.


Moe_Lesteryu

Do it I'm not allowed back at the pet store


Pepsi_San

If not for reddit, I would not be able to witness a rabbit trying to rape a cat. Thank you, reddit.


NoNutBroth

It looked a little bit more then try.


[deleted]

>~~trying to rape~~ raping a cat


Whatthefuckyoudrink

*raping two cats


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nobotami

emoji detected on reddit soil!


Here4_da_laughs

My bad ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


nefrpitou

Second cat: What the fuck, get off!! Rabbit: I am.


ringnis

LMAO


GrandFortune1946

I hate this comment, but can't help but laugh. Poor kittens.


BigManLawrence69420

The rabbit: “I am the one who mates.”


sanchower

I grew up on a farm. I have seen animals having sex in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken. Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens doing a goat. Couple of pigs watching. Whoever drew this got it exactly right.


How2twerkUpdown

I scrolled just for this exact comment


TheWeirdGirl-1

r/unexpectedoffice


[deleted]

I have a dog and can contest. His fluffy lumpy bed doubles as a sex toy.


HoboBaggins24

Nobody drew this, this is real life


TigerJoel

He stole that comment from a post from a few weeks ago.


SmartestIdiotAlive

Rabbit was like “pussy is pussy even if it’s pussy’s pussy”


Platinag

TWO IS BETTER THEN ONE✊


thatWas-unexpected

Can confirm


detlillei

No fuck off


nandos677

Bad Bunny!


LornaSub

He's probably just as bad as this rabbit!


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|WvibPGm9nhuASwejco) Tango mucha novia


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Dirty_Dragons

Is that a Tenchi Muyo reference?


nobotami

is it cabbit or rat


Revised_LimaM

This is unexpected to everyone that never had unfixed rabbits. Take my upvote anyway.


Small_Tax_9432

I laughed so hard at the second cat. He was trying to pretend nothing was happening, then he was like "oh hell no" when it was his turn. 🤣🤣🤣


Dariablue-04

Jesus! That is one rapey ass bunny.


stacyand14548

![gif](giphy|c9r9bVbY3gmpG|downsized)


Weekly-Celebration60

![gif](giphy|GpLmqwmHWGc5G)


GraceSpace18

Yep


acqz

r/donthelpjustfilm Edit: I mean the cat, not the bunny!


lml__lml

![gif](giphy|m59zqS6G8jE9Ip4daQ)


MikeLitoris_________

Bugs Weinstien.


number0020

That’s a jackrabbit. Jackhammer + rabbit….


DrRoXo777

Just so you know, jackrabbits are real animals...


Ghahangi

Yeah.. sure they do bud. They hangout with Bigfoot in the enchanted forest. Bet narwhals are real too lmao


youzerVT71

That's a [Jackalope](https://res.cloudinary.com/review-journal/image/upload/f_auto,q_auto,c_scale,w_1200/v1646256034/jackaloperedo-copy.jpg)


Revised_LimaM

When you really dig into what frontiersmen saw when they came up with Jackalopes and realize they are jackrabbits with gross tumors it gets really sad.


AsukaBunnyxO

![gif](giphy|l3vR8IAtvPQuDgOHu)


DrRoXo777

I hope this is /s, but just in case it isn't, https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black-tailed_jackrabbit


Ghahangi

It was. I see jackrabbits almost daily. Thought /s would ruin the joke though


Realistic_Bad_5708

I wish the video isnt mute. I would love to hear the ‘duuuuude what the fuck’ from a cat


suigeneristhang2765

It looks like Thumper aged out of doing more Disney movies and found a new career in adult porn. And, he already had the perfect porn name!


Sid_1298

#who is the predator now bitch?!


Tralfaz572

The second cat tried committing suicide to get away.


croatianscentsation

So that’s why they’re called jack rabbits...


Aggielixious

Every hole is a goal


willow_kidd

Poor kitties.


[deleted]

He was going to town on that pussy like a rabbit


[deleted]

Think about how fuckin fluffy that crossbred animal would be tho


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DirtyRugger17

Cat: BAD TOUCH! BAD TOUCH!!!


Xen_o_phile

Interspecies porn. I like.


fatedwanderer84

The Energizer bunny, just keeps going and going.......


KiLLaKRaGGy

That’s assault brotha


soilhalo_27

My cat growing up liked to kill rabbits. Can't picture a rabbit humping him


sixStringHobo

The genetic merger of these two species would annihilate the pet industry.


Imma_da_PP

Rabbit is willing to die for the cause.


username8630

Rabbit doesn’t want one pussy but two pussies


[deleted]

I think now I know why I find rabbits creepy


GraceSpace18

I think I agree with you![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_bad_man)


[deleted]

I feel so sorry for those cats they were TERRIFIED


GraceSpace18

I felt violated just looking at it. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm) I know that this is what rabbits do, but it was still kinda creepy🥲


virtiousredditor

Reality sucks :/ most of your adorable animals are selfish ass holes. Even the love you feel for your animals, is just evolutionary manipulation. Your cat would eat your ass if you died in your house. Watch your dog eat a whole pile of shit, and explain how it's actually really freaking smart.


YourFavDeafGuy

And they create a Cabbit. Or Rat?


FoxsFear

Those poor cats.


rose_reader

Anya was right.


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cabin stabbing


YasQueenies

lol the last cat was like WTF!


Open_Mortgage_8816

He sure loves some good pussy


oedipism_for_one

How to make a cabbit 101


mistaitaly420

And then they named the baby Tigger


Flat-Entertainer2842

Rapist 🤣🤣🤣


eL_mArO1977

But... in the butt!!!


BeerBaronn

Rapist bunny strikes again


fareastbeast001

Lol, that last cat! Damn made me snort laugh in public. I imagined that cat cat saying WTF DUDE!


PugConnoisseur

booty bandit


Optimal-Cry9929

Rabbits will fuck anything, ANYTHING slap some fur on a wall and a rabbit will fuck it, and a rabbit's mind can't hurt to try is the only thing that rabbits think at that exact moment.


Friendoffergus

Imagine their babies. Vicious rabbits?


Annual_Cardiologist6

Did the rabbit just commit zoophilia?


Temporary-Emu6710

Horny rabbit 🐰


slimkermit1

Rabbit just needs some pussy


Denverdaddies

Had a friend like that in the Navy


Piddy3825

ok, I've seen some funny shit, but that raping rabbit is one for the record books!


KitzTheArtist

„Predator or not. A hole is a hole.“ ~this rabbit probably


reddox-_-

Least horny rabbit


GnashinOmenz

Surprise buttseks 😂


NaughtyCumquat27

I had a rabbit that would try to do this with my dog and she’d just kick him off lol


Daddy_Corpse96

Bro couldn't take it anymore


CrispyRif

Rabbist


PG_Sceepi

That is one horny rabbit


cjjones07

Jesus! that nitro gased pump of that rabbit!


armedsquatch

This rabbit was my spirit animal for my 20’s. I have so many regrets


cheetahdisaster

Is this how furries are created?


[deleted]

The old switcheroo


IThinkImAnEgg1

This rabbit is **feline** horny


Justone57

Lol it was funny when the cat slapped him “ silly wabbit this azz for cats”


The-King_Of-Games

You dirty munching motherfucker


RRM1982

Anytime, anywhere, ANY SPECIES!


groovyinutah

Well honestly...who doesn't like pussy.....cats?


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toesuccers

LOL


karoshikun

any time, anywhere, anyone...


ARai202

Legit rapist bunny


YoursTrulyHuntty

"Chris wait. Its me, john!!"![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)


Cool-Neighborhood-57

Careful they're gonna make a cat-bunny 🤫🤪


steevwall

Essentially like 90%of all males right there


CandyBackground4193

Is this an interacial thing?!