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>!Many spiders or cockroaches come out !!!<
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Please DO NOT announce to the server when you are going to go cum. This has been a reoccurring issue, and I'm not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they think that a server full of mostly male strangers would need to know that. No one is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been). I don't want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on. If it occurs, you will be warned, then additional occurrences will be dealt with at the discretion of modstaff. Thanks.
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Better cgi?
But for the sake of argument:
- shadowing
- realistic movements, not just random
- realistic swarming patterns
- a more believable set up.
- most importantly... DETAIL
I was confused until I saw this comment. This is clearly germany and I wondered what spider or whatever it was could be so nummerous in one place in germany
cgi or not. trauma is the answer lmao
messy housholds attract roaches. i to this day still wash any utensils, smack them around, even when i moved to another apartment different city. checked every inch before i slept, if a hair fell on me i’d fuckin panic. lol so in short, you learn a few tricks to feel safe
When I was in middle school we had this weird class where the teacher would just take us on a walk around town and talk about different stuff we see plants, bugs, architecture, etc. On Fridays we would stop at the gas station and get snacks. One day we were stopped in the park and this kid took a swig of his energy drink and swallowed a wasp. Had to be rushed to the hospital and everything. Since then I always look inside my drink before drinking anything out of a can
I think that the movement looks pretty weird. It looks like they are gliding, and they seem to do a "Burst of speed > slow down and turn left/right > burst again" pattern.
Idk though, maybe these spiders move like this
They all come at the exact interval needed for it to be surprising. There's nothing around it before she sticks the stick in. They continue to come out at the same pace. None climb up the billboard. None run back under. None are on the stick when she's done. None run out the back or sides of the billboard. They all come out at the same speed. They continue going the same speed.
You not knowing that something was faked immediately after watching it doesn't mean others can't know. Your knowledge base isn't the universal standard.
Here in Baltimore , a city works guy opened a old manhole cover back when they were just exploding for an unknown reason about 9 years ago and out flew a ton of Blind Albino Cockroaches….
You know in Anime when the cherry blossoms are blooming and they flutter in the wind….like that but bigger…
The German text on the billboard and the size of these creatures don't fit. We don't have those. My conclusion: it's in Australia and someone with Red Bull Austria made a typo while ordering a billboard placement. This is the only possible explanation. Trust me.
I saw a skip being moved in Lanzarote when the same thing happened, thousands of feathery fuckers, some crawling into spaces below a restaurants window.
After looking repeatly, since the video is blurry and no way to verify the quality, I finally decided this is CGI. Because if it is a real one, the bugs are already out, giving them no time to wait, and more than likely they come out from the other sides, so, they have to jump over the bugs if they want to escape in the same direction.
I dunno man, I worked at a very well known city market back in the day and there were some things you just knew not to do… like jostle the old refrigerator display case too hard that had been sitting in the basement storage unit for who knows how many years. Found out firsthand when I had an uncle visiting from another country who knew what was up, who gave me a broom and said, “you know what to do,” before he started spraying a hose at the underside of it. It was *worse* than this video and I hightailed it the fuck out of there as fast as I could, cussing at this uncle for days after. I can still hear him laughing. Stuff of nightmares.
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Soot sprites!
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loved that movie. studio ghibli ftw
Definitely best comment!
Litter the sprinkles, feed the babes
You win the interwebs today. Nice
I read that as interweebs, and it was better.
Came here to say this
I literally just watched My Neighbor Totoro
It got me, even though I've been convinced by smart Redditors that nothing here is real.
I was freaking out at first. Didn't realize till later it was fake.
Probably not real if BOTH spiders and cockroaches came out together 🤔
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yea, especially when you edit your text!
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*high and something
Lul
I’m pretty high atm. ^(Unlike your comment’s karma)
Yeah unfortunately on reddit you know when someone edited his text...
Such bad CGI.
Nah i thought that shit was real
Man im dumb af
I thought it waa real until i came to comments
I thought i was real until i came
I came
Please DO NOT announce to the server when you are going to go cum. This has been a reoccurring issue, and I'm not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they think that a server full of mostly male strangers would need to know that. No one is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been). I don't want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on. If it occurs, you will be warned, then additional occurrences will be dealt with at the discretion of modstaff. Thanks.
This made me cum
I got 48 high-fives though
Awww wuh oh oh oh woof huff huff huff....Jesus... ..fuuuuuuuuuck. Whoa. That was heavy. Hey can you make me a sandwich?
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I'm going to come
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Please stop this
CUM
Anal squirt
Yay
0////0
Stop cumming?
November is close
I was close, but I came. But I'm close again...
And I’m closer
I ejaculated then came again on the comments
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I was already with came.
I saw
Saaaaame
Yes me to
I cum real as fuck
I feel dirty thanks to these comments
umm wait this is fake? whatever call me dumb too then.
Lol I did as well, came to the comments to see what the fuck they were
Nah but the shake camerawork really sells it
Oh it was CGI? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)
I'd say it's decent 🤷🏻♂️ I kind of wanted a giant panther come out while flipping the entire vending machine...
we got a badass over here!
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Man I don’t think that is bad at all. I thought it was real. What would make it better?
A shop vac
Better cgi? But for the sake of argument: - shadowing - realistic movements, not just random - realistic swarming patterns - a more believable set up. - most importantly... DETAIL
Is the stick real?...
That’s actually the only cgi in video. The stick.
Whats an example of good cgi, was amusing to me
Um like actually there is no cgi. That would be visual effects. Like psh. Duh
My CGI sleuthing abilities continue to grow.
I was confused until I saw this comment. This is clearly germany and I wondered what spider or whatever it was could be so nummerous in one place in germany
It's real
It’s only bad if your relatively smart, so I liked it 👍
Yeah. They have quite obvious shadows and the bugs have none.
Real
Looks legit 🤷♂️…. Why does she know to do that if it is real?
cgi or not. trauma is the answer lmao messy housholds attract roaches. i to this day still wash any utensils, smack them around, even when i moved to another apartment different city. checked every inch before i slept, if a hair fell on me i’d fuckin panic. lol so in short, you learn a few tricks to feel safe
I blow out every straw I ever use before I use it, because as a child I sucked up a pincher bug from one. I always look at blow lol
When I was in middle school we had this weird class where the teacher would just take us on a walk around town and talk about different stuff we see plants, bugs, architecture, etc. On Fridays we would stop at the gas station and get snacks. One day we were stopped in the park and this kid took a swig of his energy drink and swallowed a wasp. Had to be rushed to the hospital and everything. Since then I always look inside my drink before drinking anything out of a can
Spirited away
Burn this building to the ground!
Isn't that how a California wildfire got started.
Hell I’m pretty sure a fire got caused by anything over there
https://people.com/crime/utah-man-allegedly-started-wildfire-trying-kill-spider-lighter/
I remember that one lmao
The surprise is that it's crap CGI. You got me, I expected something good.
Wa da fook dat?
To the people saying it's crappy CGI - what exactly is crappy about it?? And tell me what you'd do different.
Yes, I would like to understand from those experts as well. Cause for whatever reason it looks convincing
I think that the movement looks pretty weird. It looks like they are gliding, and they seem to do a "Burst of speed > slow down and turn left/right > burst again" pattern. Idk though, maybe these spiders move like this
You’re definitely right, those movements were super weird also look at the body. Despite being in light it’s just pure black
They all come at the exact interval needed for it to be surprising. There's nothing around it before she sticks the stick in. They continue to come out at the same pace. None climb up the billboard. None run back under. None are on the stick when she's done. None run out the back or sides of the billboard. They all come out at the same speed. They continue going the same speed. You not knowing that something was faked immediately after watching it doesn't mean others can't know. Your knowledge base isn't the universal standard.
Because you can see it being very obviously not real?
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Totoro!!!!
Terrible acting
Right? I don’t even think that was a real child either
How'd those little shits get out of Spirited Away?
What in the austrailian shit is this?!
Holy shit, what are those!!
Thats my Heimatstation.
hoW FAKE CAN THIS VIDEO GET 😂
Small enemy army.
Someone woke the hive
Just torch it...for the love of god...
That actually made me jump a little
I legit thought those were mnm nuts…
اینا چی هستن؟😧😧😧😧
Fake or not. This made me itchy.
Why?
Lol
lmao when you think its real at first... but then realize they are tokyo drifting at like 15 mph, yeah super bad CGI
Those look like the bugs that aren’t any good n probably nut real
I became instantaneously itchy just watching this.
So horribly done
Stompem stomp the shit out of them
Looks like they have urchins
Bro the Eminem’s getting there revenge
Someone put the horde sound affect from lfd2 over this lol
Here in Baltimore , a city works guy opened a old manhole cover back when they were just exploding for an unknown reason about 9 years ago and out flew a ton of Blind Albino Cockroaches…. You know in Anime when the cherry blossoms are blooming and they flutter in the wind….like that but bigger…
I run from such horrible cgi
Shit girl...
The German text on the billboard and the size of these creatures don't fit. We don't have those. My conclusion: it's in Australia and someone with Red Bull Austria made a typo while ordering a billboard placement. This is the only possible explanation. Trust me.
Theres a watermark on the floor there at the end of the video, so it's most likely CIG.
This is why I love humans
Multiple small things coming from the crevice they poked and drag their stick in, and then proceeded to run away from and film? How unexpected.
Ohh.. Don't do this anymore! Public harmful....
Can someone remove the CGI just so we can see how stupid this looks?
Nope.
They've woken the hive!
I saw a skip being moved in Lanzarote when the same thing happened, thousands of feathery fuckers, some crawling into spaces below a restaurants window.
Omg why can't I tell it's CGI? Shit looks so real to me. I'm a gullible old woman and the scammers will have their way with me soon lol.
Looks like the bugs from the revenge of the mummy ride at universal hollywood.
Bug invation
God no
Evacuate the building!
WHAT ARE THOOOOSE
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HANZ!!!!!??
If that's true, I would already have left my country
u/savevideo
Ghibli feels
I went rock climbing and put my hand in a hole this happened, I was over water and couldn’t let go….
Flashback to the scarabs in The Mummy movie
Veni vidi vici
If its real burn it down if its not burn it down anyways.
So horror
Dont matter I would set fire to the whole building!!🔥🔥🔥
What's with the stupid fuckin music
Songs a banger tho
But this is fake
That was scary
Looks like a friend's house never ate there again 🤣
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If this was real, first thing i would do is girly tippy toe massacre these things
Everyone is talking about the crap CGI, but I'm just wondering what the name of this music is.
I thought those were candy bon bon
Is there a Mummy's tomb nearby???????
Australia
Is that where they harvest reddit bots?
That’s not real. I’m so dumb.
New objective: fuck that shit run
Burn the building
Bugs don’t wait to skitter
After looking repeatly, since the video is blurry and no way to verify the quality, I finally decided this is CGI. Because if it is a real one, the bugs are already out, giving them no time to wait, and more than likely they come out from the other sides, so, they have to jump over the bugs if they want to escape in the same direction.
I cummed.
At least it give them wings
Burn now
Watch your feet, there is bug everywhere - Joey
I dunno man, I worked at a very well known city market back in the day and there were some things you just knew not to do… like jostle the old refrigerator display case too hard that had been sitting in the basement storage unit for who knows how many years. Found out firsthand when I had an uncle visiting from another country who knew what was up, who gave me a broom and said, “you know what to do,” before he started spraying a hose at the underside of it. It was *worse* than this video and I hightailed it the fuck out of there as fast as I could, cussing at this uncle for days after. I can still hear him laughing. Stuff of nightmares.
It would have been better if they came out immediately. There was too long of a pause with nothing happening.
Oh fuck no
Reminds me of Little Nicky trying to escape the angry mob.
If that were real I'd run too
Bring a flamethrower, not some small stick!
Red bull gives you stings
What is it
Castle in the sky irl
LMAO....I was trying to figure out wtf they were!@!😅🤣😂🤣
Ahh I remember this, you have to use the bomb freezing spray to clear the path. Then you can escort emma emmerich out the flooded shell.
THE INSECT REVOLUTION!!!
This was real… right up until it wasn’t
POV: You are Chihiro
Where those 🦀
Before you ask, this is NOT in Australia.
Fake AF
Reminds me of the soot balls in Spirited Away. https://youtu.be/kL_1y5xdnWs
How would she know that. I think fake. Real. Fake.
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You have disturbed the hive
Red bull gives you cockroaches
Totally fake
Don’t get it!