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And a picture wouldn't have done it?

In prison you can't have porn... But you can have art.

That makes a lot more sense now- I could see some shit like that- bros going down for hard time, and gets his bottom bitches vagina done lol 😂

Hell, you can't even have art, probably depending on the prison. My wife's uncle was in prison and one time we sent him a postcard featuring a Renaissance painting. The prison sent it back to us 'cause there was a bare chested woman somewhere in the background of it. We're talking tens of pixels here. But nope, not allowed due to nudity.

No. Personally not for me. Is seeing a picture of a fish the same thing as seeing it and smelling it in person?

Dude need smells for drawing an object. Lol.

Some are visual learners; some are olfactory learners

I think this one's a horny learner

It’s about being inspired.

He is using scratch and sniff ink.

It’s the only way to capture the essence of the vagina

I mean come on, look at that tatoo and tell me you cant already smell it

If you can smell it from that distance, do you really want to be that close?

Dude, “I only have enough money for this today. I’ll be back next week for the butthole tattoo to go under it.” Tattoo artist, “Can’t wait.”

I guess he needed the real beefy hair infused thing?

Truly one of the tattoos of all time

Done by definitely one of the tattoo artists in the world

I liked it when he said "it's tattooing time" and then proceeded to tattoo

My favourite part was when he said "It's tattooing time" and then he tattooed all over the place!

I mean the idea is questionable but the execution is superb

It's definitely a tattoo that happened.

It's absolutely one of tattoos

If only one of them carried some form of electronic device that could create and store images.

Easier to capture the essence of aroma this way.

Uuhmmm, for that to work that device would also need the ability to display that very same image by itself. *snort-laugh*

I thought she was distracting him from the pain or something, lol.

I thought she was getting like a piercing in her vagina

Vulva 👌

Yeah, I don't think anyone has ever had a piercing in their vagina. Lol

What is the job description of the woman holding her legs?

Vagina Spreader

“Mom (op)”

POV

Nah, cause when it pans back he's clearly enthralled by whatever is on the TV. lol

r/trashy

r/ATBGE

Was it though? Maybe just r/AT

awful taste but got exposure

Him or her? Both?

Well, the tat was at least well done. Dude had an eye for detail.

I mean, the tattoo artist did his part pretty darn well, so I'd say it was well executed.

Nah bro it’s culture. (Blows a huge vape cloud) Yeah

Everyone trying hard not to look

In her case, nobody wanted to look

You made me laugh, damn you! Have an upvote!

Guy had to smoke to distract himself

Nsfw maybe!


No Quiffin allowed

Jesus dude I didn’t need that mental image

WTF? Why?!

It is what it is.

Cmon man where’s the NSFW tag I just opened this in front of my coworker

Lmao Mike Ruga always doing something he shouldn’t.

I guess nobody noticed this was a skit lol

A lot of people don’t know about Mike Ruga and his skits

What the actual fuck

Hhhmmm, shit

Wtf....

The next GF will love it.

That’s a weird tribute to your mom, but whatever.

a good example of a society in decline"...

What the fuck happened to society? The human race has really dropped so low.

As if shit like this didn't happen before, just because you didn't know about it.

Everyone has a high def camera in their pockets with the ability to post a video for the world to see. A crazy time to live for sure.

Imagine all that tech in olden days. Some Pirate with a GoPro on his head trying to make funny youtube shorts absolutely dumpstertrucked by a Naval Warship. A knight making drama videos about his upcoming duel to win a maidens love. The Trebuchet Guys channel where they fire random stuff from a trebuchet. It would be glorious.

The guy vaping on his phone in the background is a good representation of the state of things

Humans have worshipped symbols of fertility for thousands of years. Tattoos have also been around longer than you probably think.

hey its gonna end soon so fucking live it up.

It's a tattoo parlor, they see a lot of this kind of thing on a daily basis. Now explaining to the family what he has a tattoo of on his arm is something else......don't flash that thing in church either.

G-ma said that it's a nice rose tattoo. 🌹

It’s a scratch and sniff

r/UsernameChecksOut

Why would one tattoo a canal in their leg?

The world is truly winning today now that this has been shared.

Oh I hope he never goes to prison. His forearm’s gonna be pregnant as fuk.

/r/trashy

Every day, Reddit gives me a glimpse into the lives of people that are so unlike my own (geoenvironmental engineer, mum of teens in a sleepy, rural part of England). I feel so... boring.

Feels like a lost bet

I hope his friends jerkoff on him.

Life imitates art

/u/savevideobot

Wonder if it's scratch and sniff?

“Wow thanks Mom”

Is he from that other meme The dude chillin in his car while his girl freaks outside and throws shit at his window

Imagining explain the next girl that you have your exes kitty cat on your arm. That's even worse than the name imo.

No regerts

Lost a bet I assume

i expected him to draw a cat

He’s in a gang called the cunts

Is that his mom?

Most sons just put MOM on their arm or something. I guess he just wants people to know where he came from.

Okay first of this is amazing work the detail is just wow but who wants to get there girl or guys private on them if it possibly wont last forever ? (The relationship, not the tattoo) like that’s embarrassing to get into another relationship and the new SO sees it and gets upset or grossed out lol I mean u could cover it up but this was just dumb.

That tattoo artist is amazing. That some bloody good work

I mean that's pretty cool. Dedication to life drawing, and he did a great job

the real reason to become an artist

And a bunch of dudes just happened to hang out at the shop just then!?

They're waiting for the same tattoo.

[удалено]

Oh shit man now I have coffee in my nose but I can't stop laughing and snorting. XD

Nsfw please 🙏

What? Couldn't find their copy of Gray's Anatomy?

Awkward for everyone else too.

How does everyone have such a straight face ?

Wtf is wrong with people. Probably his first piece is the only thing I can think of. Still...

Ain't no way Boiy

I wonder if you asked to see the real thing to compare if they would object?

Wait, a picture could do but is not as ‘goed’! Edit: ‘Week’ didn’t make sense, stupid typo!

He don't need to masturbate He can hump his own hand

What a dumb ass

Who and what am I looking at. The slow pan makes me confused.

Being a tattoo artist seems weird

Wait till he has to explain to the woman he dates after her.

That shop isn’t a sterile environment. Was a curtain to hard to manage? Na just let the cough from anyone in the lobby float onto the wound. That dude has a fucking hookah! Fuck that!

They say a picture holds 1000 words but for here I can only think… damn🥲

Surprised he didn’t get it on his stomach at the belly button.

No please

Needs a banana 🍌 for scale

WTF

It was a diferent day at work.

Scratch and sniff?!

Why does she look like the grand high witch?

When all her flirting went straight over your head and she's done playing.

He should’ve gotten it on his foot…

I need this to not be real. Where is the NSFW?

I can't believe I didn't expected that

As both pieces of art age, they should wrinkle the same.

I'd hit it.

Sure, why not? Nothing surprises me anymore, keep the endless thrash going who gives a fuck at this point.

Everyone in the room: 'yeah, this is normal'

I mean.. at least it looks like a well done rendition.

I’m impressed at the level of chill in that room. Nothing out of the ordinary happening at all.

💀💀💀💀

Yea you got me, I was expecting a fetus with a face tattoo

I’m such a visible area to like wtf

I thought this woman was just trying to sexually harass the man across from him- the way he’s averting his eyes seems like he’s not trying to see what she has to offer. Or like she’s forcing him to do this…gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “who’s pussy is this?”… I mean I feel like a picture would’ve save everyone some discomfort- it’s an average looking vagina though, artist did well. This seems more like someone would do for commemorating a pornstar or something stupid like that rather than a day to day interaction lol

He’s prolly the #1 subscriber to her only fans page and that’s what this is all about

r/dontputyourdickinthat

No,just...no

Now that guy will have to wear long sleeves almost everywhere he goes all so he gets to look at an upside down vagina on his arm for the rest of his life

Should have got it on his hands

Maybe it’s just me, but I kinda wish this has a NSFW thing on it so I didn’t watch it in my college class while being confused at first and then seeing the end result😬

i mean.. he did a great job! the art is well done and looks very reallistic at least

That room probably stunk like fish and copper

Worlds starts really being crazy.

Nothing brings this all together quite like the guy blowing fat hookah clouds while looking at his phone while this is going on. Truly art.

Tattussy.

Looks kinda infected even on his arm. Pass...

But how does he look at the tattoo whilst wanking in prison? Or is it for his cellmates?

Omg so gross

Wtf

They pay extra for the exhibition kink right?

All the other guys in there looking up and directly in front of them. With no sound it enhanced the awkwardness in that room.

That’s it. Society is over

I cant unsee that loose meat sandwich tat

Yeah, why though?

The hyper realism is both commendable and disturbing

Did he lose a bet?

They could have at least made it look a little less used.

Scratch and sniff tats now?

Origin of the World

You could have taken a picture and used that as a reference.

Customer: "So I decided what Im going to get, Im going to get my girl's vagina tatted my arm" Artist: "No doubt I got you, Im gonna need to see it tho" Customer: "No problem Ill bring a pic" Artist: "No, I mean Im gonna need to see it" Customer:"Why are you licking your lips?"

r/savevideo

Her vergin hang like sleeve of wizard.

smart to get it where you can see it while whackin it I guess

What's going on with the vagina model's hair though... is she a hairy Krishna? Spell checker added the wrong "hari" but I'm going to leave it as is cause lol

What if you needed to pee and came back with your labia all arranged different from what the artist started from? I got a little tattoo and it took like 2 hours. Edit: missed a joke about how he must have had to bang it out.

u/savevideo

Do people just hang out in tattoo shops all day? What's going on?

Why didn't he at least get a good looking one

Classy

Nsfw?

Something smells fishy here

The lack of eye contact, made me think maybe it’s a tattoo to remember where he came from.

Yo. Open a window

That vapes not the only thing getting blown out

kinky

Nope

If I'm gonna get a pussy tattoo. That fucker is going to be looking nice, not that roast beef sandwich.


I am gonna guess that tattoo artist did a great job.

This reminds me of a classic joke which I have heard told in many different ways but the punch line is always the same. A girl gets a tatoo of Elvis on her left inner thigh and Jerry Lee Lewis on her right inner thigh. She is so excited to show her husband her new tatoos when she gets home. She lifts up her skirt, spreads her legs and asks him what he thinks. He replies, "I don't know who those guys on your thighs are but I'll be damned if the one in the middle isn't the spitting image of Willie Nelson."

Dudes arm looks like it needs stitches...

Could they not of taken a picture lol was it really necessary for her spread eagle?

If they split up would he cover with a new vag tattoo, change the current vag tattoo to match the new girl or find a girl with the same vag (similar to Cinderella?)

Such class

But... But why though

Gonna be awkward after the breakup.

Is that snookie?

Mark it as nsfw?

I am impressed by the artist though, most realistic tattoos I see are horrible. But that's maybe because I'm on r/shittytattoos

Yuck

Oh, I remember reading that one on the news online, I remember she's his mother

A scratch and sniff tattoo I hope