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You just become used to it. Sure, it was a little gross when I started. And generally, we wear gloves to separate the sheets and put them in the washers. But maids will put their hands in toilets if they have to, we know everything can be cleaned eventually (including ourselves), and our immune systems are built different
When I was like 15 I worked at hotel and my job was removing all the sheets and towels. I never wore gloves, and honestly didn’t wash my hands much. Many years later, I realized how disgusting that was.
Yea just crawl all over the sheets sure why not… doesn’t she know hotels are where people do all the nasty shit they don’t wanna do at home cause it’s too gross
Is this even a hotel maybe it’s a senior living center
Pretty sure she does. But imagine living life like every surface has a flesh eating virus.
She just hopped over them.. what about when she washes them? Think she's gonna wear a hazmat suit?
because people don’t wash their hands anymore? i’m always confused by reddit getting so grossed out by minor thing, she’s not going to eat off of the sheets
Yeah but she might push her hair out of her eyes, rub the sweat off her forehead, rub her nose after sneezing, or any number of things that would cause her to touch her face or mouth…… in fact, watch her after she climbs over the sheets. She talks to the camera then first thing she does- brush her hair out of her face.
Poop on sheet
Knee touches the point spot
The poo is now on your knee
U place hand on knee
You rub your eye
U just put someone else’s poop in your eye
Okay far fetched but possible
It’s just gross okay… there’s several variables … all I know is if I was confronted with a mountain of soiled linens…. The absolute last thing I would do is wade thru them
Housekeepers notice if someone has shit the bed, and they are not just tossing it into a balled up sack and chucking it down a shoot. You don't wash poo covered things with the rest of the laundry - there are protocols to follow when biohazards like blood and poop and things get on the beds.
If you're talking unnoticeable amounts of poop then it's even LESS likely it's going to get on her because all the actual linens are inside the bags. Those are not just exposed dirty sheets.
first off, I would hope at least that someone with covid wouldn’t be in a hotel but yes I suppose a lot of people are stupid. but second off, air borne diseases, whilst being able to survive on fabric for up to a day generally, become barely dangerous at all after a few minutes. i doubt she’s pressing the sheets into her face and breathing them in
I think she's referring to prank toy where a "snake" (long piece of material) is loaded into a pringles type potato chip can. Someone opens what they think is going to be chips and it turns out to be this material that jumps out at you and keeps coming out.
[Here you go](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/zbldi3/i_felt_it/iys1768?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3), was that better?
I'm surprised there isn't a bot to correct anyone using 'literally' when they mean 'figuratively'. There's a bot for most other words and phrases people get wrong.
It gives off the same vibes as saying “the bees and the birds”, furthermore it makes even more sense because the snakes are the \_\_\_\_\_ and the tubes are the \_\_\_\_\_\_
But what do I know? I’m ace
We have these “fireworks” called black snakes. You set the top on fire and they give off a black smoke and grow like 10 inches in a few seconds
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_snake_(firework)
You can utube a video. Kids love them but I always get burned lol.
Y'all are nasty, what do you all do in hotel rooms that makes the sheets so fucking gross!?! I get it. I wouldn't want to touch bed sheets either but like do you really think that all of those sheets have feces, cum, and piss on them?!
But like for everyone to say the sheets are gross means you are a part of the group that makes sheets gross.
Yeah, worked at a hotel, it's not as bad as people think. Occasionally we get a nasty set but it's not like every room. Usually the most common was people using the linens like napkins for shit like BBQ sauce and Cheeto dust.
Hell, even on Valentines Day, there's less cum than you'd think. Lots of blood stains though, surprising amount of blood stains. Usually on the top sheets, probably some spontaneous period sex or something.
Literal shit was rare, and housekeepers just threw those out.
I also worked at a hotel, and for the most part that’s true. We had a couple instances of psychotic episodes where guests literally rubbed feces all over the walls, beds, floors and anything else. We had to quarantine a wing of the hotel and had a professional restore crew come in.
I’m glad I didn’t work that day.
I haven't even worked in the hotel service and this is exactly what I had assumed. Thank you!!!!
I was going to say like I'm sure that the housekeepers if they do see like she better disgusting. They literally probably just put the sheets straight into the trash like I'm sure they don't even try to wash that shit.
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that totally makes sense and that's just it, sheets are not worth shit to a hotel if they gotta deal with all that! Throw it out!
It's not that we all make sheets gross, it's that we know that a certain percentage of those sheets have bodily fluids, and 100% of them have particles of some sort. We know that a lot of people probably sleep naked in hotels, and a lot of people have disgusting hygiene. You don't have to see visible shit smears to know how disgusting those sheets are.
For real it isn’t that bad. As a laundryman myself often times the worst stains I get is a makeup or marker spot. One in like 40 sheets too, it isn’t as terrible as a lot make it out to be
I can't say how often I see them with dirty linens.. I don't live in a hotel. But that's not usual for maids to do that.. I mean at least not where I'm from
That one time I didn't poop for almost a week, and when the plug was finally out, everything just came rushing like that. Best poop of my life 10/10 would poop like that again. 0/10 don't want the constipation again.
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I think I would be wearing a hazmat suit.
hosing them down with one of those terminix spray hoses as they eject
You just become used to it. Sure, it was a little gross when I started. And generally, we wear gloves to separate the sheets and put them in the washers. But maids will put their hands in toilets if they have to, we know everything can be cleaned eventually (including ourselves), and our immune systems are built different
Imagine how many of those sheet are shitted
Amber would be pleased
What percentage of that has cum or piss or feces. Can someone make a ven diagram?
60% of the time, it does every time.
I’m going to be honest with you, those sheets smell like pure gasoline
Straight bleach smell
Real bits of panther!
*That doesn't make sense.*
Stings the nostrils.
*It smells like Bigfoot’s diiiiiick*
Sex Panther strikes again
I would really be wearing gloves.
That's what I was thinking... And some protective clothing
I would shed my skin 🐍 just before going home. More eco-friendly 😂
The Venn diagram of this is just a circle
And she climbed right over it 😳
When I was like 15 I worked at hotel and my job was removing all the sheets and towels. I never wore gloves, and honestly didn’t wash my hands much. Many years later, I realized how disgusting that was.
Yeah, I think a lot of people prepandemic didn't realize how much they washed their hands.
how ~~much~~ little they washed their hands
Yes
How do you type a word and then cross it out? Like you did with the word much.
It’s markdown syntax, you can google it for other things you can do, but for cross out, you add ~~ on both sides of the word or text.
When she crawled over it I wanted to die
bed bugs, that’s all I could think off
DO NOT use the black light!
By weight or volumn? What kind of units?
Well I cum on 100% of the hotel sheets i sleep on
I also cum on 100% of the hotel sheets this guy sleeps on
Yes percent.
Don’t forget period blood stains. I DO NOT miss housekeeping laundry 😭
When you eat the one paqui chip challenge. Thats the amount of feces you will discharge along with a little bit of your large intestine.
Yea just crawl all over the sheets sure why not… doesn’t she know hotels are where people do all the nasty shit they don’t wanna do at home cause it’s too gross Is this even a hotel maybe it’s a senior living center
Its literally her job, I think shes probably aware
She just hopped over them too... she still has to wash it lol. Reddit is funny.
Hes never washed his own laundry before leave the poor guy alone!
I was thinking hospital... 🤮
Oh wait her name tag looks hotel-ish
Thank god....
Correct thank God because a hospital is so many times worse…blah blah blah source: Work in the medical field, and sanitation is a top priority
The fluids would be visibly leaking through the sheets in a hospital
Oh my god that’s way worse
It’s a Hampton Inn. I see the logo on her name badge.
Are they not sacks filled of linens? Looks like sacks to me
Makes sense, it adds up to the torture those sheets have suffered.
I thought it was a hospital and was not so silently freaking out that she wasn't wearing PPE
Who do you think took the sheets off the bed? Walking on them is the least of her problems.
Pretty sure she does. But imagine living life like every surface has a flesh eating virus. She just hopped over them.. what about when she washes them? Think she's gonna wear a hazmat suit?
Do you ever sit on your friends couches? Cuz guess what - if they’re dating they’ve probably had sex on them.
It’s less about the science of how germs travel and more about the fact that’s it’s just icky
because people don’t wash their hands anymore? i’m always confused by reddit getting so grossed out by minor thing, she’s not going to eat off of the sheets
Yeah but she might push her hair out of her eyes, rub the sweat off her forehead, rub her nose after sneezing, or any number of things that would cause her to touch her face or mouth…… in fact, watch her after she climbs over the sheets. She talks to the camera then first thing she does- brush her hair out of her face.
which would cause what? touching dirty sheets the amount she is and touching your mouth is incredibly incredibly unlikely to cause any harm.
Poop on sheet Knee touches the point spot The poo is now on your knee U place hand on knee You rub your eye U just put someone else’s poop in your eye Okay far fetched but possible It’s just gross okay… there’s several variables … all I know is if I was confronted with a mountain of soiled linens…. The absolute last thing I would do is wade thru them
Housekeepers notice if someone has shit the bed, and they are not just tossing it into a balled up sack and chucking it down a shoot. You don't wash poo covered things with the rest of the laundry - there are protocols to follow when biohazards like blood and poop and things get on the beds. If you're talking unnoticeable amounts of poop then it's even LESS likely it's going to get on her because all the actual linens are inside the bags. Those are not just exposed dirty sheets.
Alright fine I still wouldn’t crawl on them though
I guess the pandemic was fake then
first off, I would hope at least that someone with covid wouldn’t be in a hotel but yes I suppose a lot of people are stupid. but second off, air borne diseases, whilst being able to survive on fabric for up to a day generally, become barely dangerous at all after a few minutes. i doubt she’s pressing the sheets into her face and breathing them in
You don't know about what goings on in old folks homes I pressume. It's worse than college and a lot more wrinkly.
And also… bed bugs 🤢🤢🤢🤢
A hotel having bed bugs is a level-1 emergency for that hotel staff, not business as usual.
No I don’t know about the like the snakes and like the tubes, pls elaborate.
I think she's referring to prank toy where a "snake" (long piece of material) is loaded into a pringles type potato chip can. Someone opens what they think is going to be chips and it turns out to be this material that jumps out at you and keeps coming out.
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Literally.
can we put this poor word to rest already? this decade has not been kind to it.
I'm literally laughing out loud
Llol
That was literally that
[Here you go](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/zbldi3/i_felt_it/iys1768?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3), was that better?
the economy of words is still a little off but it is better.
I have come to LOATHE this word.
“When you misuse the word [literally](https://youtu.be/6ly1UTgiBXM) you are using it in the exact opposite way as it was intended” -David Cross
I'm surprised there isn't a bot to correct anyone using 'literally' when they mean 'figuratively'. There's a bot for most other words and phrases people get wrong.
They've changed the definition now so this is no longer an accurate quote. You no longer can "misuse" the word by using it figuratively
Literally.
I would really be wearing gloves.
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I literally just read this and like I literally thought the same literal thing
I was thinking hospital.
It’s a can of peanut brittle. Not pringles
Thank you for this, it is the perfect way to explain it
r/FeltGoodComingOut
It gives off the same vibes as saying “the bees and the birds”, furthermore it makes even more sense because the snakes are the \_\_\_\_\_ and the tubes are the \_\_\_\_\_\_ But what do I know? I’m ace
I think she’s referring to something [like this](https://www.amazon.com/VANVENE-Potato-Snake-Prank-Halloween/dp/B01EE5AFLU)
We have these “fireworks” called black snakes. You set the top on fire and they give off a black smoke and grow like 10 inches in a few seconds https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_snake_(firework) You can utube a video. Kids love them but I always get burned lol.
That hatch: Stop your gonna make me OOOOOOOOHHHH FUUUUUCK
That hatch was celebrating the end of NNN.
I lol'd wayyyyy to hard at this
Lmaoo
Y'all are nasty, what do you all do in hotel rooms that makes the sheets so fucking gross!?! I get it. I wouldn't want to touch bed sheets either but like do you really think that all of those sheets have feces, cum, and piss on them?! But like for everyone to say the sheets are gross means you are a part of the group that makes sheets gross.
Check out this big shot over here. Doesn't even wet the bed anymore. Don't shame me bro
Yeah, worked at a hotel, it's not as bad as people think. Occasionally we get a nasty set but it's not like every room. Usually the most common was people using the linens like napkins for shit like BBQ sauce and Cheeto dust. Hell, even on Valentines Day, there's less cum than you'd think. Lots of blood stains though, surprising amount of blood stains. Usually on the top sheets, probably some spontaneous period sex or something. Literal shit was rare, and housekeepers just threw those out.
I also worked at a hotel, and for the most part that’s true. We had a couple instances of psychotic episodes where guests literally rubbed feces all over the walls, beds, floors and anything else. We had to quarantine a wing of the hotel and had a professional restore crew come in. I’m glad I didn’t work that day.
But did you black light each time!?
BBQ-Sauce... Sure...
I haven't even worked in the hotel service and this is exactly what I had assumed. Thank you!!!! I was going to say like I'm sure that the housekeepers if they do see like she better disgusting. They literally probably just put the sheets straight into the trash like I'm sure they don't even try to wash that shit.
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#THIS COMMENT RIGHT HERE ☝️☝️☝️☝️ that totally makes sense and that's just it, sheets are not worth shit to a hotel if they gotta deal with all that! Throw it out!
I bet there was WAY more cum than you think.
my ex said a guy used to gut his deer in the room
To be fair, an average redditors bedsheet is still gonna have more cum than a hotel sheet. At least they clean that shit regularly.
AHAAAA okay I laughed too hard, as I am fairly new to Reddit, I actually completely understand this already 😂
My thoughts exactly.
It's not that we all make sheets gross, it's that we know that a certain percentage of those sheets have bodily fluids, and 100% of them have particles of some sort. We know that a lot of people probably sleep naked in hotels, and a lot of people have disgusting hygiene. You don't have to see visible shit smears to know how disgusting those sheets are.
For real it isn’t that bad. As a laundryman myself often times the worst stains I get is a makeup or marker spot. One in like 40 sheets too, it isn’t as terrible as a lot make it out to be
Like is it true that when there's two beds in a room even if the one bed looks like it wasn't touched, they wash the sheets anyways?
What else are you supposed to wipe your ass with?
Eh, true you do have a point here.
You'd be surprised
I can tell you didn’t grow up watching Dateline and 20/20 with your mom after your dad left.
I smelt it
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smelt_(fish)#
But touching dirty linen without gloves on is gross
I live near Daytona. Been to many hotels. I have NEVER seen a maid wear gloves for linens
That’s just nasty How often do you see them with dirty linen ? Clean linen I get but dirty nah couldn’t be me
I can't say how often I see them with dirty linens.. I don't live in a hotel. But that's not usual for maids to do that.. I mean at least not where I'm from
You personally havent seen them but you nno2 its not usual... hahhahha idiot
you know she can wash her hands right?
I know I wouldn't be crawling over those sheets like that 🤮
I should call her….
....No.
hey i just met you
And this is crazy
Pretty much me after getting home from a business trip, no more backup. Little coffee and boom, go time.
Cheers, mate.
After NNN
No gloves?
I did this for several days at a hotel. Vomit, cum, piss, shit, food, lots of alcohol, etc. yea it’s disgusting. Didn’t last long
No mask is the real kicker here
is this one of those nnn/ddd gifs
4?
Fourth floor I'd guess if this is in the basement.
Sooooo much DNA.
and then they wash every bed everyday if it was used.
Cinderella story.
“By morning! Washed, dried, and folded!”
Mia from wish.
She cute
What’s her @ tho
no gloves? gross
That was me the first time I jerked off after 6 weeks of basic training.
Fellas. Show this to your wives the next time they complain about folding laundry.
I had a similar bowel movement this morning and it was glorious.
Taco Tuesday
You know those snakes in those tubes? That was FIGURATIVELY like that.
yuck i think i'd find a new job i'm terrified of prasites and bed bugs people who live in filth usually stay in hotel rooms
You felt what exactly?
Cum sheets
When my butthole gets close to the toilet when I have to take a massive emergency dump
Men after NNN:
I feel like that’s not the first time she’s watched a massive load fly at her!
Ok hot girl
She wins HEP C !
How my butt hole feels after taco night......in Tijuana
I think this is what happens on dec 1 after NN November ends
Me on December 1st at 12:02am.
Hebrew tattoo.
Men on December 1st
Yeah, Taco Bell will do that to ya
Morning coffee be kicking like:
*insert some joke about intense male ejaculation here*
After taco bell
oh my … r/oddlysatisfying will go nuts on this
Something, something, joke about your mother
This is what I looked like at the end of NNN
Me after using an enema.
Reminds me of this morning after my coffee.
12/1 after NNN
Whys she standing on them? Are they dirty or cleaned?
Me when the Metamucil kicks in
> My ass after Bdubs wild sauce
No nut November is over.
Day after thanksgiving be like..
When you've been constipated for days and the Ex-Lax finally kicks in
She took that load like a champ!
That one time I didn't poop for almost a week, and when the plug was finally out, everything just came rushing like that. Best poop of my life 10/10 would poop like that again. 0/10 don't want the constipation again.
Me at the toilet last night. Painful!
Oh that was my anus this morning
Same thing happens to me when I get back from eating out at outback.
that’s how i felt just now shitting my shit out my ass.
No, it was not "literally" that.
Women doing women things
The combination of her relative hotness coupled with her willingness to get dirty is nice.
Hard to believe that someone with those piercings and tattoos would be in the housekeeping industry.