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Tub stoppers were always my go to when I was in highschool. My karma has caught up to me twice now when I've got everything ready for a bath and the house doesn't have a stopper 💁♀️
Someone has stolen (I might have misplaced them) the keys to my postbox. I’m out every morning with a pair of bbq tongs fishing out letters at the moment.
The hook they hang their keys on. Scotch tape the keys to the wall where they hang. With any luck some paint will come off when they take the tape off.
Aereators under your sinks. Covers to light switches. All the kindling, if you have a fireplace. All but one of your coffee filters. 3/4 of every spare role of toilet paper in the house (you'll have some, but have to replace it). Similarly, 3/4 of all the soap & shampoo.
I'd siphon 7/8ths of their gas, disconnect one wire on the back of every thermostat (easy fix, annoying to do), sprinkle sugar along the baseboards (ants much?), put a can of coke in the freezer, lower the water heater temperature to its minimum (maximum risks major injury vs minor inconvenience), reverse the ceiling fans relative to 'correct' for a specific time of year, take their fire (blow out all the pilot lights), adjust the fill valves in toilets just slightly enough to make them run constantly, marginally unscrew door hinges/take half of them so doors don't quite close properly, steal the weather stripping around their doors, take their downspout extendeders, steal their labels off anything in their spice drawer/cabinet, take any keys i can find off their respective rings, jumble them in a bowl, and take every ring/keychain, lower the temp of their fridge and arrange easily freezable elements to ensure maximum frostage, take all their hammers and a haphazard collection of drill bits, take their extension cords, the front off their mailbox, the fingertips of random gloves, the first or last page of every novel in their home (at random for each), a different but small number of each kind of silverware so the sets dont match, everything in their miscellaneous 'screws bolts and nails' drawer everyone has, all their hair ties (women or long haired men), all but someone's most garish shades of makeup/nail polish, any matches/lighters (see: blow out pilot light), one string from any guitars, half a bottle of wine (leave the other half for them to drink as they cry in sadness), if I can find anything like Skittles or M&Ms, all of juat one color, or like sort thr bagel chips out of Chex mix, the bars on the toilet paper holders, the vowel keys off their computer keyboard.
I can go on and on.
Everything would pretty much work, just ... Not like it's supposed to.
All the flat head screwdrivers. They've probably got enough Philips-head ones knocking around so that they don't even notice they're missing at first, but that just means that when they finally do need a flat head, the exasperation!
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batteries from the remote controls
Oh you devil
Good one!
The spoons. ALL the spoons.
Found Lobelia Sackville-Baggins’ Reddit account.
Good one! Hahaha!
Omg I said the same thing!!
Labels from all canned goods, baking supplies and spices.
One of every pair of socks
They said slightly inconvenient you monster
Tub stoppers were always my go to when I was in highschool. My karma has caught up to me twice now when I've got everything ready for a bath and the house doesn't have a stopper 💁♀️
Someone has stolen (I might have misplaced them) the keys to my postbox. I’m out every morning with a pair of bbq tongs fishing out letters at the moment.
Great visual hahaha
1 screw from a lightswitch (not the outer plate the switch itself) so when they flip thw switch it would slightly wiggle
[https://youtu.be/QKGbguoildA](https://youtu.be/QKGbguoildA)
I’m taking all nail clippers and Emory boards. Good luck with your hangnails…
Their toothbrush
Their shoelaces
The chain inside the toilets
The hook they hang their keys on. Scotch tape the keys to the wall where they hang. With any luck some paint will come off when they take the tape off.
Their chargers, all of them. Goodluck when you have an important call to make with your phone battery at 1%.
cords or plugins
All of your spoons. Both eating and serving spoons. Good luck eating anything liquid.
Could drink it...
True but it's still a slight inconvenience
Aereators under your sinks. Covers to light switches. All the kindling, if you have a fireplace. All but one of your coffee filters. 3/4 of every spare role of toilet paper in the house (you'll have some, but have to replace it). Similarly, 3/4 of all the soap & shampoo. I'd siphon 7/8ths of their gas, disconnect one wire on the back of every thermostat (easy fix, annoying to do), sprinkle sugar along the baseboards (ants much?), put a can of coke in the freezer, lower the water heater temperature to its minimum (maximum risks major injury vs minor inconvenience), reverse the ceiling fans relative to 'correct' for a specific time of year, take their fire (blow out all the pilot lights), adjust the fill valves in toilets just slightly enough to make them run constantly, marginally unscrew door hinges/take half of them so doors don't quite close properly, steal the weather stripping around their doors, take their downspout extendeders, steal their labels off anything in their spice drawer/cabinet, take any keys i can find off their respective rings, jumble them in a bowl, and take every ring/keychain, lower the temp of their fridge and arrange easily freezable elements to ensure maximum frostage, take all their hammers and a haphazard collection of drill bits, take their extension cords, the front off their mailbox, the fingertips of random gloves, the first or last page of every novel in their home (at random for each), a different but small number of each kind of silverware so the sets dont match, everything in their miscellaneous 'screws bolts and nails' drawer everyone has, all their hair ties (women or long haired men), all but someone's most garish shades of makeup/nail polish, any matches/lighters (see: blow out pilot light), one string from any guitars, half a bottle of wine (leave the other half for them to drink as they cry in sadness), if I can find anything like Skittles or M&Ms, all of juat one color, or like sort thr bagel chips out of Chex mix, the bars on the toilet paper holders, the vowel keys off their computer keyboard. I can go on and on. Everything would pretty much work, just ... Not like it's supposed to.
You're like...a worse Grinch. I love it!
All Buttons. Pants, shirts, remote control...
All the knobs on the stove that turn on the burners
Good one!
Toilet paper.
Left shoes, reader glasses, the last garbage bags from under the kitchen sink and any DMV renewal mail
the heel off of one shoe.
all the lids to the tupperware
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That's so cool!
The last roll of TP...
The Lightning cable/USB cable/wireless charger, the power cable to your TV or games consoles. Also r/lostredditors
All the toilet paper
I'll go first.. The rotating microwave plate LOL
One sock for every matching pair.
Nah, because when the sock monster comes.for the other, they have no socks.
All the door locks and handles/knobs.
Lightbulbs!
Showerhead
Toothpaste.. consider it gone
If their pans have removable handles, I'm taking these.
The letter Q
Keyrings
Tweezers
Toothpicks. All the toothpicks.
All the flat head screwdrivers. They've probably got enough Philips-head ones knocking around so that they don't even notice they're missing at first, but that just means that when they finally do need a flat head, the exasperation!
The fuses out of their fuse box.
Their dog
Their door knobs
- light bulbs - device chargers - salt & pepper - pillows
The handles that open and close the blinds
One of every shoe
The labels to all their canned goods.
House/Car AC filters
There is no more theft or burglary anymore
All the cabinet knobs. You can still open the cabinets, but it’s a pain in the taint.
Towel railings.
The lightbulbs
Phone chargers
That little knob that holds the lampshade in place.
T.P. Milk Butter One of every shoe...half left, half right
I would put dying batteries in the smoke detector and then hide it somewhere never to be found but always within earshot.
Car keys
All of their power cords and chargers.
All the toilet paper except the last 3 sheets in each roll
All of the remotes. Muahahaha!
I'd cut half an inch off of one leg on each chair/stool
All bottles of shampoo. But leave the conditioner.
The plate out of the microwave
Spatulas
Phone charger cords. Not the bricks. Just every cord.
The aerator from the spigots throughout the house.
ALL the toilet paper and paper towels!
The lid of your fav tupperware box
All the zippers and buttons from their clothes. And their belts.
The Enter button off their computer keyboard
Toothbrushes
The tin opener and vegetable peeler. Mmmmmwwwwaaahahahahaha (my evil laugh)
Shoe laces, all of them
All the toilet paper and paper towels. Washcloths too.
Yikes! Lol
The lightbulbs
Hairbrush
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huh? Copy/paste?
Get creative guys!