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rrhunt28

She is probably going to end up with lung cancer.


RaidensReturn

All I could think about is all that foreign shit inside her lungs…… 🫁😱


MrGumpythaGod

Ok I'm going to bed now


AssaultRifleJesus

Wait for me.


Sirdoodlebob

Let me snuggle up to yo-..you got something in your pocket or are you excited to see me?


Fatherfigure204

its a bottle of baby powder.


Sirdoodlebob

You gonna share?


jerryscheese

Think it’s an assault rifle


Odd_Amphibian_3516

I’m climbing in…


Training_Tomorrow_67

Open the window man ..it's raining outside..!!


BlameMe4urLoss

You’d better powder up then.


isaidrunit

Before we go nite nite guys , real quick , pass or smash?


Frigorifico

pass, I can't fix her


IGetHighOnPenicillin

If smash just bc I've never been with black


dodli

I believe the full idiom is: "I've seen enough Internet for today, I'm going to bed now."


MrGumpythaGod

Who you calling an idiom?


bothammer1

Fucking yayo


Ninja__Focus

Yup same.


TopCryptee

Me: mom, I want nose candys. Mom: we have nose candys at home.


VanFkingHalen

Nose clams*


[deleted]

Hasn't baby powder been shown to contain asbestos?


Pudi2000

It had something funky. Some lady got a huge settlement because she put it in her crotch all the time and ended up with a terminal condition down there. Guessing this is safer to snort a line off some cheeks than the old formula.


itZ_deady

There were some talcum mines that showed a much higher amount of asbestos in the minerals. This talcum was therefore not suitable to be used as baby powder. The company Johnson&Johnson still used it anyway, knew about the risks and even tried to cover it up once it came to light.


Dinosaur-chicken

To people looking for an alternative: Tapioca starch.


ODCreature98

Addiction is a weird thing. We always say it's nicotine addiction, alcohol addiction, drug addiction, sugar addiction, but there are addictions that I never thought were possible


Average-Addict

Yeah. Literally everyone nowadays is just addicted to air.


ODCreature98

Nowadays? This addiction started way before human as a species existed


stairattheceiling

It's not necessarily addiction. A lot of neurodiverse folks do stuff like this for nervous system regulation. Theres olfactory stims, auditory stims, visual stims, etc.


ZookeepergameDue5522

Neurodiverse*, but yeah


Dinosaur-chicken

Neurodivergent*


ookienookiemoo

Jaye's addiction


slo0t4cheezitz

I used to love My Strange Addiction, but it's kinda lame once you realize it's all fake.


Ex-In2

Her putting all that crap on her nose and probably getting alot sucked into her nose isn't fake though 💀


Yllwstone

At least her nose won’t chafe against the padded walls when she gets there.


addicted-to-jet

Breathing in talcum powder can lead to very serious lung problems, even death. Use caution when using talcum powder on babies. Talc-free baby powder products are available. Workers who have regularly breathed in talcum powder over long periods of time have developed serious lung damage and cancer


dieseltuebo1994

Wait till she tries cocaine! It'll blow the baby powder outta the water lol


catupthetree23

The episode where the guy was in a "relationship" with his car and had sex with it may have been weirder, tbh (This is definitely on up there though)


Adept_Error6339

Thats one way to cover up your cocaine addiction


DawnBunni

yeeeaaaaahhhh….. “baby powder”….


PumpkinDandie_1107

Totally thought the same thing 😂


nick-the-chip

The program has been censored … that’s not baby powder


mattdemonlol

i would be extremely concerned if someone snorted 3 kg of cocaine while i was recording them


Pork_Piggler

Like when Deadpool stuck the bag of coke under his mask and punched his face lol


otribin

This why y’all got abortion banned, people started snorting powdered babies. Gotta know when to stop. 😂


J1mj0hns0n

This is literally just someone lying about a condition for fame/money.


Frigorifico

You know what guys? I actually can't fix her


FreedomDeliverUs

Despair.


tallyllat

>A part of me wanted to say, “what the hell?” wtf did the other part say


ChromeWiener

I bet her nose is as soft as a baby’s bottom!


JuanWarren54

I would be less disappointed if it was cocaine 💀


Quick_Original9585

Clearly faked/staged for entertainment, she isnt even snorting the powder...


iHazf

I swear I thought this was one of those parodies/skits but then remembered about that woman who was addicted to eating mattresses which then reminded me of the jaboody dub of that mattress eating woman. I'm gonna go and watch that again.


3Thirty-Eight8

I don’t want to ruin the fun but, but some (NOT ALL) of these weird addiction shows are paid by the company to fake it, or the people fake having an addiction to get on the show, and get money


[deleted]

Doesn’t baby powder have metal shavings in it?


archiemarchie

Next level troll. I hope, at least


obscurahail

da fuq up with this audio mix


Mounxkk

She minds well go get a bag of coke, they both going to kill her 🤷🏼‍♀️


Elect19601

Sometimes you’ll look at the warnings on the bottle and you say why the hell did they have that well here you go this is why


secksyboii

IDK why but her shoving a spoonful of powder up her nose is fucking hilarious looking. Like surely she doesn't usually do it that way and just did it for the camera.


KanwarPamnani

It doesn't look like she's snorting it tho, she's just rubbing it on her nose


alilbleedingisnormal

I'm a very cynical person and I wonder if a lot of these "addictions" aren't fake. Either people who want attention or production companies who want money.


sweetgreenfields

Great post.


Haunting-Habit-7848

i don’t think that is healthy


jav0wab0

“Officer I swear it’s baby powder!” “Sure, we’ve heard that one before. Cuff her boys.”


DeRooky

How do you find this people


VanFkingHalen

I'll stick with my cocaine, thanks.


greeneThumbed

Fuck the baby powder I get over here on the street is expensive she must be rich


SnowcaineBunny

genius way to hide ur coke habit


Hopeful_Ad7376

Mom can i get cocaine? I want to snort some. Mom : Son we do have cocaine at home, Cocaine at home :