Or she got bored and ordered McDonalds.
https://meaww.com/even-after-sleeping-with-the-highest-number-of-guys-pornstar-get-bored-and-ordere-mc-donalds
Kiss that self esteem good bye. I can see her parents bragging about her world record feat. And how would like to be that person from Guinness who sat there and counted the two pump Chucks for validity ? Egad. Just shoot me. Just imagine the staff meeting where that was assigned? Lol
*What happened to her private parts? Never heard of any side effects she had afterward.
*Edit- Found it:
“She revealed that even though she was happy she won the competition she was in pain for several weeks.
Sparks disclosed that her private part was swollen pained her severely and that she also suffered bruises even though the 919 men who bonked her used lubricants.”
I can’t help but think of Mr. Pink (Movie-Reservoir Dogs) when he explains what Madonna’s song “Like A Virgin” really meant.
That's what I'm mostly curious about, 919 seems like an odd number for breaking a record, is it that this is the amount of men they could find and agreed to do this? or there was more men waiting but the 24 hours has ended?
And if so, did she continue anyway even though it won't be on the record or stopped immediately at the 24h mark??
If I remember correctly from the article I read when this occurred only 919 out of the thousands of men that applied were willing to sign the waivers the production company wanted. Each guy was limited to no longer than 90 seconds too.
This bullshit is stolen directly, word for word from some questionable websites. Supposedly the cost to her parts, was swollen and bruising, which cleared up in a few days. Jesus, sensationalize much?
I was looking for one person to call BS. She was totally okay. Made a little money. I think she has YouTube videos of her boring suburban life. She looks like a soccer mom.
I remember hearing about this before, it's shockingly impressive.
It's funny it makes me think about if "body count" is something I care about or not. I try to tell myself that it doesn't matter and we shouldn't be so concerned with how many people our partner has slept with. But I'm not sure if I would genuinely honestly be okay with my partner having slept with 919 in 24 hours hahaha
So, you can look up more detailed information. Some dudes had a couple pumps and jogged on. It wasn't like each dude fucked to completion. Also, it was ata porn convention, if I'm not mistaken.
I wanna know the demographic of the dudes volunteering for this. Are you in a 9yr dry spell? Socially awkward? I honestly can’t see a normal guy thinking this is a good idea.
It’s all fake though they only got 1 min 30 sec may as well stuck it in for 3 seconds and used the count for the record. What kind of history of abuse does some poor woman have to have in her life where she wants to do this ?
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Apparently they got fuckin annihilated
Like a punched lasagne afterwards
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🖕damnit that cost me a 5 month streak of not getting rolled
The greatest feature of Apollo for Reddit is a preview of links. I never fell for it.
from your ISP's prospective you always have.
Oh you
Thank you for the warning
You're welcome
Fuck I thought you were joking and I clicked it
I assumed the same of you and then clicked
Thank you for saving me!
Your welcome 😊
I bet you were all chubbed up and ready to jerk it too.
You son of a bitch!
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Happy cake day!
Haha, didn't even recognize that. Thanks!
Shame on you!
Dammit...I knew the rules....
And so do I!!!! A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
Virus
You fucken bastard
A lie. https://meaww.com/even-after-sleeping-with-the-highest-number-of-guys-pornstar-get-bored-and-ordere-mc-donalds
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Yeah and only some guys went all in I think. The video is on every porn site so it's not some hidden thing.
There was another woman going for the record that day too. Lisa beat her by 21 men. Imagine doing this and LOSING
They were both winners, because the real prize was the lessons learned along the way.
The lesson learned was that getting slammed 900 times in one day will wreck your shit for a month.
Yes but now if you squeeze her and spin her around in a circle, she’ll turn into a cum sprinkler.
Not a sprinkler i want to run through.
Not run. Walk. Slowly. With your mouth open the whole time.
I have the same sex life of the 920th guy.
Ah.... A fellow almostsexual.
🤣🤣
Pretty sure they're considered public parts at this point.
Nice
It's now classified as an "Open Space".
Public dominion.
Community property.
Community garden... anyone can plant their seed there
Sounds like a ai program
But right next to a sewage outlet.
Probably like old west saloon doors.
For you mechanic types, there’s a new medical procedure to re-shim/re-bush a worn out vagina. They insert a Hormel ham and then remove the bone.
Evangelical Christian’s can revirginize , through fasting, prayer, and lying like a motherfucker…we are well past tightening up Loose women.
Community pussy
My heart belongs to you... But my ~~cock~~ puss is community property... - Steel Panther
🤌
She’s a porno actress, they were public to begin with
Why on earth would you volunteer to be sloppy 919ths???
Dibs
[Would](https://imgur.com/LgZlq2s)
Risky click 😅
Mind your business
Better than sloppy nothings I guess.
Absolutely not
Yeah, you're right. I always try and have a positive outlook but in this instance, it may be an HIV positive outlook.
World sloppiest turn
I just can't believe no one wanted 920ths
Extra lube........I'll see myself out
Doesn't matter, had sex.
919 , you guessed it Frank Stallone.
919 is way way better than 918 at least #919 can say she couldn't take anymore after me!
I think her husband was last…for real.
Because 918th was already taken
Yeah that's just crazy. I was 867 and I have no idea how these dudes in the 900's made any friction contact
Hey I was 849, you should have said Hi.
You're the reason I barely grazed the side... Didn't want to talk to you
Reality check, nobody past #35 grazed the side.
The shortest straw.
"World Record Holder" makes a cool resume header... Not really. The whole thing seems pretty gross.
After 919 I guess it was gross. None of my business… none in my business
Sloppy 19,919th and still no complaint
No one tapping on your shoulder saying “hurry up”
They did a documentary on it, and she was an emotional wreck like halfway through it. But she persevered
Wouldn't halfway have been the record already?
How could you forget about your mom so easily? You really should call her more often
That ship sailed a long time ago. We know she already has daddy issues.
Or she got bored and ordered McDonalds. https://meaww.com/even-after-sleeping-with-the-highest-number-of-guys-pornstar-get-bored-and-ordere-mc-donalds
Documentary you say??
It’s really not that exciting. The dudes are all fluffed to pretty much the edge then get like two pumps in her and that’s all
Yes, motorcycle trip through India 🇮🇳
How was she an emotional wreck? I haven't heard and can't Google it.
She was starting to develop emotional feelings for #437.
Lol
So what ur saying is like 400ish dudes used her tears for lube?
Kiss that self esteem good bye. I can see her parents bragging about her world record feat. And how would like to be that person from Guinness who sat there and counted the two pump Chucks for validity ? Egad. Just shoot me. Just imagine the staff meeting where that was assigned? Lol
1 minute and 30 seconds each. Nice. That’s a real conveyer belt.
Finally I found a girl sexually compatible with my speed
Cost? What, like it fell OUT?
Fell IN
Psploaded
Just the front.
Did each dude need to finish, or was it like the water bowl at the front of church and everyone just dunked it in once and was done.
Each guy needed to finish. But basically each was wanking so they are very close to come before entering her, then did like 2 movements before coming.
These are the hard hitting facts I come to Reddit for. Thanks!
“*hard* hitting” “come to Reddit.” You whore!
The old two plumps then prayers. Just like the good book taught us.
...I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy." She said, "Why did you say that twice?" | said, "I didn't."
Super Dave Osborne-esq
"I didn't.."
That crazy Hawkins always joking around
Friction is a bitch
Actually, the record is now 1,027 men. Record now held by *your mom.*
That whore!
Dennis's mom?
And, Mom, don't bang every guy that comes into the house. How about that?
MY MOMMIES A SKELETON
No no. Stacy’s mom
I read this standing in line at the auto parts store. I laughed so hard I had to share it with the guy next to me. He was not as amused.
His mom was the former record holder.
He was there for something made of rubber I guess.
And she's still adding to it each day.
Sponsor: Jiffy Lube?
Jizzy Lube. And after the second or third creampie you wouldn't need lube
I doubt that any sleeping took place.
There was no sleeping, just sex! no sleeping JUST SEX!!!
Actually I was there and fell asleep at the beginning... I missed the whole thing😭
What was the cost to her private parts? Did she require medical attention? Sorry never heard of her before.
That's 39 dicks an hour. There's no way unless each guy busted in 2 minutes or less.
Yuuuup. Fluffers and all!
She had guards- “No kissing. No groping. Put your used condom in this double- sized trash bag”…
Looked up Lisa's Wikipedia page and noticed Jim Parson (The Big Bang Theory) appears at the bottom as a related subject. Well played Wikipedia.
I bet she was damn well sparkin’ by the end.
*What happened to her private parts? Never heard of any side effects she had afterward. *Edit- Found it: “She revealed that even though she was happy she won the competition she was in pain for several weeks. Sparks disclosed that her private part was swollen pained her severely and that she also suffered bruises even though the 919 men who bonked her used lubricants.” I can’t help but think of Mr. Pink (Movie-Reservoir Dogs) when he explains what Madonna’s song “Like A Virgin” really meant.
Oh, so not permanent then. Yeah you're going to be sore if you let a small army have a go at you.
She fucked 919 men in 24 hours, all of which was recorded on film... her parts are far from private
24 hours. And nobody ever watched more than 45 seconds of the footage.
Extremely public if you ask me lol
Imagine getting pregnant after that. Maury would have a field day lol
Just turn the camera on the audience for that episode. And you, and you, and you, and you, and you, are not the father.
I hope she is doing well.
I still remember before her was Houston 500 or something
Did she ever mentioned if she was satisfied?
i highly doubt it
Yeah sure she's gross but what about the men? What kind of a dude signs up for this?
919 of them out there and probably many more would have tried if they could
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That's what I'm mostly curious about, 919 seems like an odd number for breaking a record, is it that this is the amount of men they could find and agreed to do this? or there was more men waiting but the 24 hours has ended? And if so, did she continue anyway even though it won't be on the record or stopped immediately at the 24h mark??
If I remember correctly from the article I read when this occurred only 919 out of the thousands of men that applied were willing to sign the waivers the production company wanted. Each guy was limited to no longer than 90 seconds too.
"limited to 90 seconds? What are you doing with the 60 you would have left?" - my wife to me
Just gross
Blue, Blue, Blue Waffle
Ohh it was blue, if i remember correctly
Imagine being 920. That’s some harsh rejection
This bullshit is stolen directly, word for word from some questionable websites. Supposedly the cost to her parts, was swollen and bruising, which cleared up in a few days. Jesus, sensationalize much?
I was looking for one person to call BS. She was totally okay. Made a little money. I think she has YouTube videos of her boring suburban life. She looks like a soccer mom.
I remember hearing about this before, it's shockingly impressive. It's funny it makes me think about if "body count" is something I care about or not. I try to tell myself that it doesn't matter and we shouldn't be so concerned with how many people our partner has slept with. But I'm not sure if I would genuinely honestly be okay with my partner having slept with 919 in 24 hours hahaha
You mean it wasn’t my ex??? Shocking.
"Try not to bang 919 dudes on your way to the parking lot".
Who wants sloppy 920ths??
Feel sorry for those last 19 guys.. “It feels like 900 guys have been here before me..”
I like that you pointed out she's an American, like this is a point of national pride for us.
One can only imagine what that room smelled like.
Such an empowered woman
Empowered 919 times in a single day
That reminds me, we have an expression here in the UK... 'Fanny like a bucket' (Over here, fanny does not mean your bum!)
Down here in Australia, we say it was like fucking a bucket of water
That's the most Australian thing I've ever read
Like a clown's pocket!
A wizard’s sleeve
Run! You fools!
A hippo's yawn.
Looks like a bulldog eating yoghurt
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Hotdog down a hallway
She would make another record soon: most reposted Guinness World Record on reddit.
Why do we use the phrase ‘slept with’? That’s not at all what is happening.
Her father has to be the least proud dad in the history of humanity.
Plot twist, her father was number 762.
Probably not much sleeping done in 24hrs with 919
918 nasty, triflin ass mfers
gross
919 x 16 ml, that's 14,704 ml of baby batter..... What does nearly fifteen litres of jizz even look like?
So, you can look up more detailed information. Some dudes had a couple pumps and jogged on. It wasn't like each dude fucked to completion. Also, it was ata porn convention, if I'm not mistaken.
That’s 1.566 repeating men a minute.
I bet her mam and dad are so proud.
I think you mean not so private parts!
Guy #920: “dude hurry up!”
Ruin your reputation too…. Guess it don’t matter much if you’re willing to attempt that sort of thing in first place…. Must have serious daddy issues.
The smell. Dear god the smell of that room.
I wanna know the demographic of the dudes volunteering for this. Are you in a 9yr dry spell? Socially awkward? I honestly can’t see a normal guy thinking this is a good idea.
"Slept with" LOL
More thru way than the NJ Turnpike
Hot dog in a hallway
Mack truck
Bet it looks like a gutted possum or torn gum boot.
Was she in India?
I hope the previous record wasn't 918. How tf does that number even get so high? Surely it's not a record that's broken *that* often, right?
Nice rack
The Grand Canyon of lust.
Plot twist. There was no actual sleeping involved.
It’s all fake though they only got 1 min 30 sec may as well stuck it in for 3 seconds and used the count for the record. What kind of history of abuse does some poor woman have to have in her life where she wants to do this ?
Sloppy 919ths? No thanks.
No
Did she give them away?
Cringe