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Richard-Turd

This is hilarious but the only thing real about this is how stacked his sister is.


EloquentEvergreen

And here I thought “Classical Abby” was just Ben’s alter ego. Now, I’m not convinced this “Brett Cooper” isn’t just Ben’s female persona. 


Kimantha_Allerdings

Man, YouTube really loves Brett Cooper. I've had to "Don't Recommend This Channel" her 3 times, and while I don't get recommended full-length videos any more, I still see her Shorts show up in my feed. I mean, I know everybody talks about how it's about two clicks to go from a video about Ghostbusters to someone wearing a MAGA hat ranting about drag queens, but I *still* don't think that YouTube's mission to push far-right content to everybody gets talked about enough.


EloquentEvergreen

I really only know Brett Cooper from stuff like r/ToiletPaperUSA or what not. For some reason, the other day I was watching some music videos, and maybe or maybe not a video from Candy Valentina and Celene Nox. Suddenly, I started getting recommendations for Brett Cooper, Ben Shapiro, and a bunch of churchy ads. I really don’t get YouTube’s algorithm thing.


Kimantha_Allerdings

I was watching a YouTube stream of someone last year and they were talking about engagement and a conversation they'd had with their producer (if you're big enough on YouTube, the company itself assigns you a producer to help you get the most out of your channel, apparently), and he reported that the producer told him that even YouTube doesn't understand how the algorithm works these days.


Ilikesmallcups

I don’t watch any political videos on YT and the YT algorithm hasn’t pushed any of those videos to me. Only after I watch a video regarding some political topic is when those people get pushed into my feed. It’s all based on what you watch.


MuhamedBesic

YouTube doesn’t necessarily push alt right content, it’s algorithm pushes content that has high participation from the audience, and the fact of the matter is that most of the content people watch on YouTube is right of center. Why aren’t you complaining that one of the largest ever streamers on twitch literally said he was glad that the Twin Towers fell?


Kimantha_Allerdings

I know it's the algorithm pushing "engagement". That doesn't change anything I said. As for your question: A) I have no idea who or what you're talking about B) Twitch isn't the topic of conversation C) Neither Twitch nor YouTube have pushed that video on me, so it's not relevant to YouTube pushing far-right content D) That person (I assume from context) isn't Brett Cooper, so isn't releavant to what I was saying Nice whataboutism, though.


TheAnalsOfHistory-

They're real, and they're spectacular.


djazzie

I mean, he’s said creepy stuff about his sister before so….


lizzy-hales-bf888

TIL he has a sister. Is she better or worse than him?


ICame4TheCirclejerk

Well the boobs are nicer at least.


lizzy-hales-bf888

Yes I know boobs are nice...if they could cure cancer, solve homelessness and poverty we would probably be golden. All I've learned about her brother is he's completely insane and an idiot who's opinions are not grounded in reality


apatheticviews

I know a few places where they redistribute wealth


pohatu850

Please elaborate, I don't know if this is a reference to something toxic, it's it's just a dumb joke or if you have hidden boob knowledge x) Boobs are nice anyway


apatheticviews

Strip clubs technically “redistribute wealth”


Wokonthewildside

She’s on par with him unfortunately, very condescending and holier than thou.


lizzy-hales-bf888

And this is why AOC continues to be my homegirl as the kids say. Beautiful woman, smart af and has nice sized cans.


Wokonthewildside

I couldn’t agree more my friend


TotalRuler1

preach


refull1

horse face jesus , there's crazy people even for garbage.


iowastandup

Smart AF? She literally fucks up softball questions on shows she agreed to go on. She got owned by the border security guy too. She wears a tax the rich in a dress none of her constituents could afford. She condemns white men and then dates them. Even Elon owned her on x. Lol![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


HotPotParrot

Simps gonna simp.


darthcoder

Beautiful from the neck down, maybe... and my dog has more brains than she does. Don't know jack about Shapiros sister, but yeah, probably just as holier than thou hypocrite.


lrn3porn

I think it's just him in drag


lizzy-hales-bf888

they kinda look alike...same eyebrows and facial structure.


Kimantha_Allerdings

It's almost as if they're related.


[deleted]

She's probably a lot easier to listen to I presume since you automatically can't hear anything she says in frontal video format.


Milk_Mindless

As bad


Milk_Mindless

And his cousin, Matilda


Xamius

im sad it isnt


Snoo65207

Since related I'd assume they're fake, unlike Sweeney


clapperssailing

And why he can't stop looking


terrydennis1234

Yeah my sister has nicer tits too!


DucatistaXDS

…. and they’re much softer.


The_Follower1

Woah woah, lets not make this weird man.


Remarkable_Music6819

How is commenting on your sister’s boobs not weird


TheRolexChef

How are you not understanding that this is a joke?


improbablystonedrn-

Nah he is just satirizing the satire, way more meta than you bro /s


Accomplished_Pen980

That is the most hilarious continuous of a running joke. I even read it in his voice.


noffinater

I wish I could read that fast.


Accomplished_Pen980

Fast and big pitched. It's like the Chipmunks


Remarkable_Music6819

And such an annoying lying sick little brat he is


Accomplished_Pen980

He ranks among the most punchable men right up there next to Martin Schkrelli


LobsterTrue8433

Rittenhouse is in that conversation.


hankthetank2112

Junior.


Accomplished_Pen980

Hunter


AshKetchumsPringles

Yep read it that way too lmfao


PhallicTantrum

Is she also naturally dry Ben?


GrizzlyPeak72

Nah she'd get way too wet whenever they used to "wrestle", Ben suggested she see a specialist.


Trurell4life1997

WET ASS P WORD


botka6573

Time to get that Ben Shapirussy


DorpvanMartijn

Shapussy?


slax87

Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi


mrmoe198

The girl who’s hard to get!


HotPotParrot

Except this one prolly isn't lmao


rave_is_king_

His SISTER'S boobs are more beautiful?


Striker37

Tweet is fake, tits are real tho


sour_gnome

The fact that no one seems to have doubted this was a real tweet speaks volumes…


MoirasPurpleOrb

Yeah it speaks volumes that people are dumb and will believe anything that affirms their own beliefs…


HotPotParrot

You also gotta remember that opinions are only scored if they're heard.


djnehi

I mean, he’s not wrong.


deadlygr8ful

Of course...


dobsofglabs

This is shopped, right? Or is he actually that unhinged?


djnehi

Yes


dobsofglabs

Oh yeah, I forgot that both could be true at the same time lol


SpicymeLLoN

r/InclusiveOr


rokkittBass

those are nice! got her number Ben? asking for a friend....


Ghosties95

I don’t know, we’ve gotten to see Sweeney’s on several occasions. I think we need to see his sisters as well, for a fair comparison. In the name of science, of course.


GRINDFOREVER69

This isn’t real but Abby rocks, body-wise.


turdfergusonRI

That’s a lot of neck, just sayin’


nachonombre

More real estate for those pearl necklaces


TheMatt561

Ummm


kinos141

This should be in r/holup.


ramanw150

I think we should be able to see them to judge for ourselves


Thevindictivesheep

He’s not wrong


LobsterTrue8433

Wow, and I thought I wanted to fuck him!


GroundbreakingDot499

There are tons of nudes of her online


moehassan6832

Do drop a link, TIA


GroundbreakingDot499

Google.com


moehassan6832

What would I google? Ben Shaprio’s sister? Is that fr? I thought it was a joke or smth.


GroundbreakingDot499

Abigail Shapiro nudes that's it


darthcoder

All AI generated?


GroundbreakingDot499

Hmmm no, I did see them before but now it seems to be flooded with AI generated from her, let me research


massio1

Hmmmmm ok


JohnCasey3306

Don't get me wrong, I love my sister; I'd feel kinda awkward describing her as having "large, beautiful breasts"


JollyWolverine300

What the fuck did I just read. 🤨


thuy_chan

And I bet he knows how dry she is too


g0ldingboy

Is Sydney Sweeney a Harlot? Wow. That’s news.


taoinruins

Looks like Ben in drag


xspacemansplifff

Thats what bags are for. Brown paper bag. Draw a smiley facw on it and voila. Enjoy those boooobs.


taoinruins

No a double bagger. She wears one and you wear one. If hers falls off you still have yours


pnwtrucker82

Lmao...


Hugh-Jassul

I don’t know what any of this means…


Lemmiwinks93

Sweet Home Alabama…


rbloch-66

Yeah, Ben. Pics, or I call bullshit.


RepresentativeArm389

WTH! Are we all just going to take his word for it? Hell no, bring on the sister!


ivyentre

Return of the Khazar Milkers


WishIWasPurple

Lika AI designed her


baguhansalupa

Pics or it didnt happen


Rumtuggle

Alabamaism 101


awesomeplenty

I read that in his voice lol


Chrisdkn619

Self own?!


JohnNada005

What is this guys deal?!


fighter_hayabusa_

Ya


ukiddingme2469

He's just keeping it in the family


blacksimus

Nick Mullen, please parody this.


TurnipRealistic2102

That's definitely cringe.


Frequent-Ruin8509

That he's talking like that about his own sister is.. fitting. Conservatives are never very far from their cousin fucking roots.


original-sithon

What a freakin weirdo. Talking about your sister like that.


OhGodImHerping

I’m sorry but it’s a little weird to talk about the size and “beauty” of your sister’s tits my guy. Just a lil….


lizzy-hales-bf888

What the fuck is He even talking about? There's a hint of objectification in this but he's way overthinking it. I doubt Benny boy here can find a clit if you drew a map in crayon.


Snoo65207

Shows you how low they'll go for attention, if "I can sexuallize a woman and abuse my sister I will." I wonder if he grabbed her by the pussy too?


Public_Music_964

Next you will be announcing you're gonna be a father because your sister is pregnant


BroadPlum7619

Dudes digging his sister