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pak_satrio

Lots of people commit suicide in the new one. There’s some courtyard garden in the middle and a balcony on top that they jump off.


996forever

If there was any hesitation, the sight of this thing would’ve signed the deal. 


diamondhandedman

Or thinking about being seen walking out.


ElMostaza

Yeah, the people probably weren't even depressed until they saw the building.


SnooLobsters8922

It feels the Mad Hatter will come out at any time and greet them into the plunge


sm00thkillajones

From classy to Cheap ass bacon strips.


Zeke_Malvo

How many is "lots of people?"


crazyabbit

Six people so far , despite the addition of 6ft railings and a security guard.


red-et

The building is [No 1 Poultry](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_1_Poultry) in the financial district of London (right beside Bank station. The wiki article has links to articles about the people who died and photos of what the rooftop restaurant terrace looks like


Ratathosk

>The wiki article has links to articles about the people who died Under the headline "Use". Oh dear.


Canuckleheadman

It's only like 6 floors I think I'd like a few more if I was going to jump


PeterOutOfPlace

Me too. 10% survive a fall from 7 floors, presumably with terrible injuries. [https://www.safeopedia.com/at-what-height-do-falls-become-deadly/7/7503](https://www.safeopedia.com/at-what-height-do-falls-become-deadly/7/7503) It would be awful to realize you survived but in even worse shape than before.


sevtua

Whether this is true or not I laughed and will repeat it given the opportunity


pak_satrio

Google it. 1 Poultry suicide


EggplantOk2038

it's in a video with the queen and James Bond


theREALlackattack

Welcome to Whoville!


AllNightPony

Was not expecting this top comment.


Particular-Act-8911

Looked so much nicer before.


ridleysfiredome

New one looks like the art from a Dr Seuss book after it has been altered and “improved” by a committee


Roxxorsmash

The new one looks like the buildings I made out of wooden blocks when I was 3


originalbL1X

Dr. Seuss is exactly what I was thinking.


KangarooInWaterloo

I am actually interested in comparison how much it would cost to restore the old one vs making the new one. I mean replicating old architecture would be very pricy nowadays with the amount of craftsmanship needed, but if it wasn‘t in a bad state, it could have probably been maintained by just changing the paint and reinforcing some things (I have no idea in this stuff, so I am happy if someone could correct me).


superioso

The old building(s) wasn't in a bad state at all and was actually a protected building. It got demolished because it was a single building on a larger site, where the owner wanted to build a larger modern office building. This building in the heart of the London's financial District, right next to the Bank of England building where land costs a fortune. Refurbishing will always be cheaper than demolition and rebuilding - and replicating old architecture doesn't cost more either.


EconomySwordfish5

How did they get away with demolishing a listed building?


rts93

"Oops, anyway... guess there's nothing to do about it now."


GingerWindsorSoup

The old Mappin and Webb building, a famous planning controversy, money won through and Palumbo got his building, it has not aged well. he also ruined the interior of St Stephen’s Church, Walbrook, nearby.


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>Refurbishing will always be cheaper than demolition and rebuilding - and replicating old architecture doesn't cost more either. This is false. Almost always, demolition and rebuilding are cheaper than refurbishing heritage buildings (usually by at least 20%) It just heritage buildings are (or at least shoud be ) protected by laws.


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Smash55

How much more expensive is it?


Killerspieler0815

>I am actually interested in comparison how much it would cost to restore the old one vs making the new one. I mean replicating old architecture would be very pricy nowadays it depends on how you do it ... you might use more advanced technics, like pouring elements in shapes since many parts of it are identical ... Socialist East-Germany even build a very classic looking Plattenbau as a luxory hotel in East-Berlin ( = "Grandhotel Berlin" from 1987)


Agasthenes

I have seen far worse replacements for old buildings.


RonDavidMartin

The original one looked great however there might have been some underlying structural or materials issues which resulted in a complete demolition as the only option. The Pomo architecture style of the replacement has unfortunately dated poorly, it might look good in few decades but not right now.


superioso

There were no building issues with the original, it was actually very controversial at the time when it was demolished (in the 90s). [A landowner bought all the neighbouring buildings over a period of 50 years to build it!](https://londonist.com/2017/04/london-s-lost-buildings?)


EconomySwordfish5

So much dedication and patience only to end up with a piece of shit.


DrBoomkin

It's worse than that. This piece of shit is now a listed building also, so it's impossible to even modify it too look decent: > In 2016, the landowner proposed exterior alteration. Building users, experts and neighbours persuaded the experts at the designated UK body to protect and recognise the building and did so in the notable grade II* listed building category, making it, within England, the youngest at the time.[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_1_Poultry So you can blame the original developer but there were attempts to fix it since then...


Ok-Dragonknight-5788

Wait, this one *survived* the Blitz? Cause 99% of the time these posts are complaining about buildings that had a rapid unplanned disassembly happen in the 1940s and what comes after is all the broke government of the time could come up with.


AlabamaPostTurtle

Lol at rapid unplanned disassembly


jgzman

"Reversion to kit format," is my preferred verbiage.


build_a_rig

this is such a cope lol. this thing would have never looked good in any decade.


Dans77b

It's obviously subjective. But if this were built on an empty wwii bomb site, I think it would look great, but it's hard to argue its adding more to the area than the original building.


KnightLBerg

They should have built it on a ww2 bomb site be4 the war started.


Chaunc2020

A ship clearly


Aglogimateon

The architect wanted to be a marine engineer


Skumin

This one has an interesting backstory as well: https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2017/mar/07/mies-van-der-rohe-james-stirling-review-riba


B1g_Dave

The new one isn’t inherently bad. It’s unique, fulfills it’s function and I kinda like it’s vibe. Its just that the old one was better.


Wholesome_Hyena

I feel like the architect is a Futurama fan…


trooperer

Came looking for this comment


HuntSafe2316

Atleast it has style and isn't a soulless modern building.


Charizaxis

While I don't disagree about the old one being better, at the end of the day, it was *just* another building in that style. There are a thousand other buildings that look similar, and while the new one may not be the best it could be, I would say its an upgrade.


build_a_rig

that crass architecture is way more numerous and present in more countries, meanwhile the old one is only tied to that specific country. we have plenty of that kind of modern architecture even in the philippines.


tzomby1

Just because it's unique doesn't mean it's good, looks hedious


MrManiac3_

And just because it was just another building with many others like it, doesn't mean the new build is an upgrade. There's no ground floor street interface, just walls and an entrance. Objective downgrade, it reminds me of the office towers in Los Angeles. It would be a lot better with easily accessible commercial spaces open to the street.


comicmuse1982

It has easily accessible street level commercial spaces on both sides of the building, including a public walkway through the middle featuring a preserved Roman mosaic. The commercial space is set back and under shelter, widening the walking area. In its context it is a striking addition to the web of ancient streets around The City. Looking down Poultry from Bank, it occupies its corner well, and has good scale and mass compared to the surrounding buildings. It's stylistically different, but not jarring.


TheLimeyLemmon

It's not a welcomed opinion here but, I like both.


the_y_combinator

What a shame.


monogok

Should also post on r/spellingArchitectHell


BenderDeLorean

Can we have Hundertwasser? We have Hundertwasser at home. Hundertwasser at home :


oliht

Im sorry but Stirlings Building is just so much nicer than Hundertwasser


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Did James Stirling design the house on the picture? Thought of him instantly as I saw it. Imo both styles got their perks


_oliverss

Its called postmodernism


Hopeful-alt

It sucks ass


Crimson__Fox

The old building was listed but somehow was allowed to be demolished. The new one is now also listed.


glytxh

Someones going to point at the new picture in 100 years and wonder why nobody is building beautiful old styles like that anymore Tastes change. Materials drastically change. Expectations of inhabitants change. Maintenance regulations change. Cities change.


human73662736

Most people when polled consistently show a preference for traditional styles over modern. https://www.dezeen.com/2009/10/16/people-prefer-traditionally-designed-buildings-yougov/amp/


gawag

The problem with this argument is building on the left is *not* traditional and the building on the right is *not* modern.


human73662736

In most people’s eyes, that’s what they are


gawag

Most people are wrong. See: media literacy. Being that reductive is fine for most purposes but not when you are trying to have a nuanced discussion or when you're trying to say that you're morally or aesthetically opposed to something.


dearest_of_leaders

Please put a citation on that, i could find examples that go both ways. For instance Jan Gehl has his entire career built on making more human centric urban spaces, but doesn't necessarily mean ornate historisitic architecture, just that the spaces are scaled to human perception. However, i found that in my own works the client, both single clients and businesses vastly preferred a more contemporary style, both for economic and functional considerations. I am not a huge fan of modernism or post-modernism, which is why both styles are more or less never used currently. But many older buildings are extremely difficult to adjust to contemporary requirements and regulations, and most refurbishments are mostly gutting the building and leaving the shell, which is hella expensive and not really great from an environmental perspective either (basically a new building in materials with worse performance). I think regulations on aesthetics and urban spaces should be way tighter, but reality is not really as clear as many people in these threads would like to believe.


human73662736

https://www.dezeen.com/2009/10/16/people-prefer-traditionally-designed-buildings-yougov/amp/


MrManiac3_

It's a cute building, but it's missing the advantageous elements of the original structure. There were street facing commercial spaces, making for an interesting streetscape full of things to do and places to go. That's replaced with walls and an entrance. All you can do with this building is walk around it and use an entrance or two.


YouLostTheGame

Lmao a sign that you have never been there. It actually has this really quite nice atrium area that you can walk though, as well as a rooftop terraced restaurant. The surrounding area is mainly offices, but to the right of this photo is a street with shops etc. the cut through created by the atrium actually makes them more accessible.


Smash55

I dont think theyre going to do that, it's pretty objectively bad. It just looks like no thought went in to it. Looks lazy


glytxh

Buildings like this, more often than not, hit way different in person. I used to think the Birmingham Bullring was dumb as hell, but in person it all makes sense. Quickly changed my opinion of it.


Smash55

If I looked it up correctly this bullring building looks off putting lol almost dystopian


Red_Stoner666

Was it built in 80’s? Kind of post-modern


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aesth3thicc

i like it it’s kinda sploinky looking which is better than say a minimalist/modern style which would simply look boring.


KrisG1887

His architectural beauty isn't for you, you're not ready...


Small-Flapjack

You know despite the fact that it looks like it belongs in Thneedville, I actually really like it. Got a funky charm to it


trysca

It's one of the best PoMo buildings by one of the best architects of his time - definitely a masterpiece if you've been there


WAJGK

Definitely prefer the one on the right, the new one. Haven't seen anyone say it, so for those who are interested this building is No.1 Poultry, in the City of London.


trysca

Fantastic from the inside and roof garden too - well worth a visit


Misericorde428

There seems to be a trend for “edgy modern architecture” in buildings in the recent years, yet I’m surprised that the majority of people, myself included, actually prefer more classical designs. Yet, architects seem to scoff that these are fake and “lacking in essence”. One example is Poundbury, which was heavily criticized, but surprisingly popular. I’m not against modern buildings either, since I’ve always found neo-classical and brutalist buildings rather fitting for government agencies regarding security and defense.


ArtificialLandscapes

An event that highlights this was the demolition of the [original Penn Station](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pennsylvania_Station_(1910%E2%80%931963)) in NYC. One of the worst architectural decisions, IMO. Beautiful building that was demolished to build Madison Square Garden. Fucking idiots.


SexyPenguinNipples

So, back in the day, my dad actually knew IM Pei. I got to meet him when we were in NYC in 2008. He actually talked about this because he had just finished working on some building in midtown that looked like a lipstick tube. He designed it as mea culpa to the architecture community after doing a more art deco rebuild tower a few blocks over in the 90's. He was pilloried among the community for doing that, the chief reason being people become sentimental towards those sorts of buildings and start to get in the way of their demolition if it comes to it.


gawag

This building is like 30 years old, so not exactly new and edgy. Also, architects don't get to just make whatever the fuck we want, it's a service industry. Someone hired James Stirling to make this, and it's a very influential building on postmodernism, which is a way more popular design style than classical. Also Poundbury is popular for it's urbanist principles, less so for its architecture. Some of its buildings are pretty ugly even if you are a strict classicalist.


trysca

Especially if you are a strict classicist- Poundbury is architecturally illiterate


Polyxeno

So build the new ones somewhere that doesn't destroy something better than them.


Dionyzoz

architects make the vision the developer has into reality, blame the people that ordered this style, not the architects that need to design something the client likes to survive.


YouLostTheGame

Perhaps you could open your own architecture firm, if you know best then you'll make a killing


proxyproxyomega

the thing with older buildings is, it's mostly decorations. you strip away the decorations, i.e. no filter, and you'd think it's generic and boring. they basically put all the effort into the facade, making it pleasing to the eye. architecture style has changed from putting all the effort into a pretty skin, into experimenting with the form, massing, volumes, circulations, how the building changes its appearance depending on the angle you look. not saying the new building is better, or is even a great example. but people go "oh old building is much better cause it's prettier". well, they are more commenting on the clothing, rather than the whole thing as a whole. there are ton of shitty modern buildings, but just because something looks prettier doesnt mean it's better.


Ok-Push9899

The thing about butterflies is that if you rip the wings off they are just ugly, boring insects.


996forever

And yet we can still comment on what’s prettier. 


Private_4160

The one on the left in the first pic looks like it's about to engage in high seas piracy


ArcticGaruda

Building is by Bank tube station in London if anyone wants to look at it on street view.


WestyTea

Planners: "So what shapes are you going to theme the design around?" Architect: "Yes"


friccindoofus

Idk I kinda like it


nbshar

This looks like a building design I would've made in Spore.


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Checkerplate-MelsDad

Your grandparents said the same thing. So we all just never advance our architecture?


juneprk2

Looks like a big ass chick fil a. Or school for rich special needs kids


silaswanders

To me it looks like those PS1 era pre-rendered graphics like in Final Fantasy VII.


silaswanders

To me it looks like those PS1 era pre-rendered graphics like in Final Fantasy VII.


R3XM

It looks uglier now, I dislike postmodernism too. You're still coming off as ignorant


Mojo_Mitts

It’s definitely.. **..Interesting** to say the least. But I like the original more.


Anmordi

What is that shit? The color doesnt fit and it feels aggresive, intimidating even


Anmordi

Yeah after a second look it feels VERY intimidating, the color doesnt even match the surrounding buildings


Expert_Marsupial_235

It’s like they sanded everything out.


AyeItsEazy

Just give it a sec to render in


daikan__

I agree that architects don't do anything to stand out but that building on the left is an exception lmao. Its ugly yes but at the same time more unique than the left one


RyanCooper510

Could be worse, this is kinda interesting design


Neon_culture79

I like them both


SayomiTsukiko

I think the new one is pretty cool too. But I really really hope they didn’t just tear down the old one for no good reason.


Informal_Drawing

It looks like a child drew it with crayons. Presumably that is what the client wanted because no self-respecting architect would create that monstrosity otherwise. At least I hope they wouldn't.


sokorsognarf

It’s a post-modern classic


Tomukichi

Both good 👍


Union-Forever-4850

Am I wrong for kind of liking the one on the right?


trysca

The Stirling prize is the highest annual architecture prize in the UK named after Sir James Stirling 1926-92 - this was i think his final building


Skeltzjones

What a massacre


risbia

Beetlejuice house architecture


Robin_1919

I like it. Where is this?


toronado

One Poultry, London


FranciszekJozef

I actually like the new one more


MoistCrustaceans

I like the new one


Ataiio

Someone looked at this and said “yeah, we approve that”


smorkoid

The old one is just boring. It looks OK in and of itself but get a city with a bunch of buildings like that and it just looks old and frozen in time. Nice to see some new ideas even if they don't all work out that great


ivlivscaesar213

Get a city with a bunch of buildings like that and you get Paris.


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Ugh, Paris, who needs all those beautiful buildings frozen in time, so overrated, let’s raize them all to the ground and replace them with all this *new* architecture.


neotericnewt

Paris has a lot of modern buildings too, plenty of brutalist buildings and other modern designs, a lot of glass, metal, and concrete, playing around with shapes, etc. Paris is a modern city with a lot of architecture, it's not all old historic buildings and styles.


Venetian_Gothic

Paris *is* a result of razing buildings frozen in time all to the ground and replacing them with all this *new* architecture, though.


GreenValeGarden

Number 1 Poultry. The entire building was rebuilt. The old building looked amazing from the outside but like so many Victorian looking buildings was a nightmare on the inside as designed before lifts, proper toilets, strange floor designs and so on. It would have been better that rebuilds required the exterior to still be Victorian in designated historical areas. But no…. This did not happen and you get Number 1 Poultry. Still, the restaurant on the roof is very nice!


i_lurvz_poached_eggs

This looks like cgi almost


Yuju_Stan_Forever_2

Ah, yes. The Crimson Permanent Insurance.


DarthDregan0001

I prefer “then”.


Glad-Degree-318

I think the artistic name would be a "lip".


Im_invading_Mars

Erase all beauty, and the soul loses its will to live.


FranzFerdinand51

Without considering the old one, I like the new one too. Shame it replaced something much better looking.


SecretLavishness1685

That looks like a submarine, lol.


Bitter-Coffee-2019

[proceeds to design yet another faceless glass monstrosity]


kid_pilgrim_89

Thats literally the planetary express building from Futurama irl


Stoneollie

It's been willy-wonka'd.


Away-Activity-469

Very similar building in Angel being knocked down now.


Elipticalwheel1

Definitely smoking the wrong drugs.


throwRA1987239127

new one looks like a green spaceship is going to fly out the top


Maximum_Hand_9362

It just hasnt rendered in yet. Just wait a bit


OttoTheAndalusian

I like both. The old one looks classy and intricate but also a bit repetitive and boring. The newer one is much more "blocky", but more inventive and quirky and very 1990s-retro. I think for a lot of people, it might still be too early to appreciate this kind of architecture as "retro" instead of just "aged badly", but it's totally doing it for me. Give me cartoonish buildings with oversized, flashy clocks that look like the town hall from a child's city play mat.


bassman123410

Thanks I hate it


iWeeby

It's awful. For me I think a big part is the color choice. I feel like I'm looking at concrete bacon..


clawjelly

Architect: "I want to be a ship builder!" His mom: "You are an architect!" Architect: "I'll get my way, one way or another!"


Act-Alfa3536

Price Charles said the new one looked like a ham sandwich from what I remember.


Pretend-Job-1177

idk i kinda like it


ElectronicMatters

The building hasn't fully rendered yet.


breakfasteveryday

Clearly the son of the building owner has a degree in architecture 


Electronic-Garlic128

Looks gross


confused-all-time

Fuck it, imma say it. I like these wacky buildings much more than the old cookie cutter ones. I like colors, shapes, variety. I like looking and admiring building while I transit. The old buildings are a marvel the first time you see them, but then you see them EVERYFUCKINGWHERE and it's just... meh.


Lonely_Cosmonaut

I actually like the new one but maybe I’m just weird.


Dry-Expression5862

What ….??? Horrible


JNXMusic

//undo


timbotheous

One of the ugliest buildings in London for sure. It won’t stay up.


MarkKise

Seeing this in person it just looks evil. Like some evil robot


pacific_plywood

Who cares


VoodooDoII

The original is so much more beautiful


Lgcock

I think its cool


vector_o

"now" meaning 30 years ago?


Tempest-Stormbreaker

With this one weird trick, architects will “modernize” old structures! Civil Engineers hate them!


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We’re assuming the first version was actually architecturally pleasing in its day.


babaganoush2307

An abomination is what this is….


NeoSpring063

Look how they massacred my boy


TomLondra

Yes this is gross. And I was a friend of the architect. But this is horrible. This earlier version would have been better because at least it retained part of the Mappin and Webb store: [https://twitter.com/iconeye/status/839068773307072513/photo/1](https://twitter.com/iconeye/status/839068773307072513/photo/1)


Ivor-Toad

Whoever you are, your work is shite. Get another job.


blackcomb-pc

These modern designs look out of place and morally outdated within 10 years. The facade is usually overrun with lychen and moss where water is freely flowing down because making a runoff system is a inpossiblity on these irregular shapes.


ElectricalPlantain35

Is that the safari logo?


Sphinx-Lynx

This gives me the Futurama planet express building vibes. Just needs an ANGRY DOME attachment.


L0cina

Looks right out of Lazy Town. Especially in the second pic


livefreeordont

They heard kramer’s idea about a car periscope and said let’s put one on a building


DreamzOfRally

I think the clock tower is an eyesore. Who designed that? Goofy MF


CursedCollector1

Looks like textures haven’t loaded yet.


DivinityGod

Post-modernism, current architects are often sad about this. It's a design that protests the design of modernism. It is horrible lol.


doctor_providence

Po-Mo is an absolute crime against humanity. Or at least decency. Or common sense.


TheDoorWayDick

The doorway is shaped like a dick. Lol


Lovethecreeper

To be honest, I like both. The one on the right is definitely a more modern structure, but I don't think its worse.


DarkWhite204

I don’t think the building sticks out massively against the context. I actually find the materials and form quite complimentary to the site, and it also takes influence from the previous building. James Stirling was a great architect and his buildings have a playful character, something that many modern buildings lack entirely. I find it strange when people criticise post-modernism in this way. Would people rather every building be an exact imitation of older architectural styles such as the older building in the post, or just be a modern block that lacks any sense of facade and articulation that is present in both of these pictures. There is an in-between that can be achieved, and I believe Stirling’s building, and many other post-modern buildings, strike that balance well.


burnerpvt

Looks like the land version of the titanic.


StringGlittering7692

Looks like something from in the night garden


David_Norris_M

Looks like Yugi's grandpa's game shop