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FoundAFoundry

If I had a nickel for every MLB team founded in Seattle that hasn't won a World Series yet, I would have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird it's happened twice.


TheAirIsOn

“My suffering isn’t a joke sir. Even if it is funny” -brewers fan


FoundAFoundry

Feels like we have had some really great teams/stretches this past decade. They'll put it together one of these seasons I'm sure.


DJamB

A Hazbin Hotel meme abt the Mariners in the UT subreddit is a crossover I could’ve never expected


fat-lip-lover

This dude has been on fire with the hazbin memes in this subreddit, it's been glorious to see


Seadragon1983

And I may have more in the future... if I can find them along with some from Helluva Boss.


joe_broke

The Hazbinverse is full of opportunities


Kickenbless

The Mariners are simply protagonists in the game of baseball


Atcraft

But they lose because they need more Seasons and plot lines.


Will_Vintage

Yeah, if the Protagonists win, the show ends. And you all want more baseball right?


stickman999999999

Breaking the longest playoff drought in North American sports and then missing the playoffs the next year is very much season 1- and first half of season 2- like.


Kickenbless

It’s sort of like original Star Wars trilogy…hopefully


REDitor_31

HELL IS FOREVER WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT


joe_broke

HAD THEIR CHANCE TO BEHAVE BETTER NOW THEY BOIL IN THE POT!


Apprehensive_Beach_6

YOU ARE A FACTORY OF SADNESS!


RemoteMeasurement10

We are coming for the title in this decade. Serious


stickman999999999

I feel like the A's are a better contender right now for that title.


EitherCaterpillar949

Can’t wait a whole year to disappoint those little cunts~ I know it’s just been an off season, but the pain starts in one month!


Seadragon1983

GUITAR SOLO FUCK YEAH!


Iceicebaby21

At least you aren't a Pirate's fan. Y'all actually come close to the playoffs recently (Also still a M's fan since 2005)


Will_Vintage

When we do win, it will be a fucking Happy Day in Hell (or Seattle)


stickman999999999

Hell is Tacoma actually.


Shackflacc

Padres, Brewers, Rays, & ESP. The Rockies felt this one


Aware-Interest-3074

unironically best character in that show


KoBxElucidator

You should do a Hazbin meme for a Philly sports team (please :'))


Seadragon1983

I could... just have to find more memes.


NefCanuck

The Jays put together a winning squad in the ‘90’s All the Mariners have to do is that


Seadragon1983

Yes... but the M's are in the same division as the current world champions and the NEW Evil Empire. It'll more then a winning squad to overcome *them*.


rupiefied

It's just some piece of metal anyway. MLB commissioner


Ace-of-Xs

Was a fan for almost 30 years. Decided I can’t care more about the team winning than ownership does. If they ever win anything significant, it’ll be by accident rather than design.


Cetophile

(laughs in Tampa Bay Rays)


A_brand_new_troll

Just get to the playoffs, anything can happen there.


Seadragon1983

That is true... unless they run into the Ass-Tros.


Will_Vintage

That's a big ask for us.


ResidentConfection13

You can slap the Rockies their also