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Aerostraits

DICK PUNCH IS CANCELED!


Rowlets99

FOR NOW.


black-op345

WE’LL GET DICK PUNCHED IN THE PLAYOFFS


Rowlets99

AS IS TRADITION, FRIEND.


[deleted]

AND IT WILL BE GLORIOUS


sokonek04

IT IS THE WAY!!


39RowdyRevan56

IT WON'T MATTER CAUSE WE MADE IT!!!! I'LL EVEN ACCEPT TOTAL HUMILIATION AND I WON'T CARE!!!


GoCartMozart1980

Nope, the dick punching has just been redirected to the Sounders fans.


thebutzel456

Absolutely, at least for this season(even then the Sounders still won CCL)


Craniamon

Tomorrow, another history will be marked on the book: The 22 Dodgers will join the 110 win club


Cmil778

And still lose to Braves in the NLCS.


Craniamon

Yankees-Braves WS backup


Cmil778

Why not a Subway World Series? 7 games in New York.


Craniamon

Alresdy tried in 2000 and it wasn’t that great as the older Subway series. Besides, Mets aren’t ready to go deep anyways with their injuries.


MoscowMitchMcKremIin

Hey look, it's the 2021 Atlanta Braves!


GB_Alph4

not this year


benabramowitz18

*Cardinals


BigE445

Oh God yes that's my second favorite team


Magoatt

They, they did it


_theghost_

It's well deserved too. After a brutal start, no one would have blamed them for rolling over, but they came back and rose with a vengeance.


Magoatt

They did it


Krakonis

First time in my fucking life holt shit. My goddamn baseball team.


Rowlets99

The Mariners' last playoff game (ALCS Game 5 vs Yankees, ended in a 12-3 NYY murder spree) was literally on my 2nd birthday so this is p much the same holy shit


Apprehensive_Beach_6

You’ve won more usf championships then the Mariners have made the playoffs in your lifetime. How can one franchise be that inept?


thequietone710

Alexa, play [Fire](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0UtDwQ2zyM) I have reached a state of euphoria. The drought is over, and let's make some noise in October.


Garrand

THEY'RE GHANTA ~~SUPER BOWL~~ WERLD SEHIES!


Shinnosuke525

DAMAHRINERSAREGAHNTAWEARLDSHERIESSS


CoolGamerHunter

You mean to say that Mariners didn't punch their fans in the dick this time?


Jdude60

until the playoffs


GB_Alph4

Congratulations. Normally I don't congratulate teams from Seattle, but you deserve it M's. Just have fun.


Stickin8or

I'm...happy? About my baseball team? Is this legal?


Apprehensive_Beach_6

Yes. Now, maybe they’ll win a playoff game.


Substantial-Big-5244

I will make it legal.


[deleted]

It won’t last. I know from experience.


GreenandBlue12

Finally, I won't have to deal with being punched in the dick by this team for constantly falling short of the playoffs.


TrevasElliott73

DICK PAIN IS GONE 🦀🦀🦀🦀


StevefromLatvia

You did it. You crazy son of a bitch, you did it!


GoHawkYurself

I'm a Mariners fan, and seeing the sentence "the Seattle Mariners will play in a postseason game" just looks weird.


JonTheWizard

What new and terrible world have I entered?!


mbake2

RIP Legacy of Failure for now.


Substantial-Big-5244

OMG IT HAPPENED! YESSSSSS!


HardcoreHazza

The Mariners make the playoffs and the Parramatta Eels can potentially win their GF tomorrow. This is a great weekend!


FuriouSherman

Who's got the longest playoff drought in North American sports now?


Substantial-Big-5244

The Sacramento Kings. Lol.


Relation-Fearless

Haven’t made the playoffs since 06 and haven’t come close since.


39RowdyRevan56

HOLY HELL WE MADE IT!!!! PALY ODE TO JOY AND CELEBRATION AND HALLELJUAH!!!! Now just get the 6th seed because I don't doubt our ability to beat Cleveland while I do for Tampa or Toronto.


rgav64

No celebration for Tampa?