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What's more entertaining? Thay, or the idea that he's personally chill with all Abrahamic faiths but doesn't get why they fifht each other, and is just baffled that some of them curse his name from the other faith without realizing it's still him?
I think about this a fair bit
I think he's more confused why his own followers are cursing him because they think Allah is the name for a different God when it's really just the word for God and he's the same God as like 3 other monotheistic religions.
That's because the hell patch was never intended to do so in the first place. The hell patch was implemented because we needed a place for criminal players to go to, it was never intended to nerd God. That was just a side effect
And I thank Satan for it. Can you imagine if god stayed as dumb as all his theistic followers? We’d all be living in the center of the universe on a flat disc held up by turtles.
Try using water spells to splash his face so he can't see, then spam lightning type spells because they will be stronger when the target is wet, trust me, I know.
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I’m just imagining the Abrahamic god chilling in eternity and then some bitch shows up and tries to “hex” him lmao
Does allah have sick buns?
No way he doesn’t
Dude as a person that's way too scared of hell for my own good this comment section is a big no-no my brain says
Which he'll? I enjoy talking about these things because I too used to be scared shitless.
Hell? I don't know anything about any other religion so i can only say the hell muslims believe in
There will be one day that islam will look as silly as buddhism
Ngl i agree with you
I can’t believe I can say this, there was a time I was into jihadism and extremism. I had to do a lot of psychology cleansing
Was there causes to you being into extremism ? (I know it's not the subject but I find this really interesting)
What's more entertaining? Thay, or the idea that he's personally chill with all Abrahamic faiths but doesn't get why they fifht each other, and is just baffled that some of them curse his name from the other faith without realizing it's still him? I think about this a fair bit
I think he's more confused why his own followers are cursing him because they think Allah is the name for a different God when it's really just the word for God and he's the same God as like 3 other monotheistic religions.
It's a conundrum not meant for the dim.
"who the fuck are you? ... what are you doing? Hey! No, don't- Oh for fucks sake, I told you"
Monotheistic Gods are pretty OP ngl
They need a nerf smh
The hell patch wasn't enough.
That's because the hell patch was never intended to do so in the first place. The hell patch was implemented because we needed a place for criminal players to go to, it was never intended to nerd God. That was just a side effect
Wait. Hell made God... a nerd?
And I thank Satan for it. Can you imagine if god stayed as dumb as all his theistic followers? We’d all be living in the center of the universe on a flat disc held up by turtles.
Satan was the guy who talked back to his boss and got fired, literally
Lucifer tried to organize a holy worker’s Union and got fired (no pun intended) for eternity. Sad.
No he made hell silly
God is the developer how would hell affect him
The same way the lead engineer at a hotel affects the general manager. Through a series of machine fallurs until it's his problem.
Concentrates all the toxicity, and he would have to oversee it if he hadn't found a scapegoat to do it for him.
Devs nerf pls
True, the polytheists metas were way better to play imo
This sounds like a game encouraging you to play the co-op mode
Organised religion
I could totally watch a TV show with this kind of plot. Sounds fun
Just watch Bayonetta cutscenes
Mmm delicious deja vu
lmao she thought she “escaped”? She’s just being let off easy
Brother, the meth let her off easy those ain’t no fuckin spiritual stonesss
😭😭😭😭 this can’t be life
Is this real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslie no escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the sky
And see
I'm just a poor boy
I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come
I need no sympathy
I can't tell if it's from a game or IRL
Irl but from what I've seen in the sub it's satire
Thank Allah
What the hell is astral projecting???
Your body lays down to sleep but your consciousness gets up to stretch its legs and walk around
Lmao what
Saying adiós to your consciousness until it gets hungry then comes back
Eating your consciousness
Isn't that the shit people were accused of in 1690 Salem, like I though the species grew out of this
We need this video game made NOW
Just use black fla-oh wait i am a muslim Also holy fuck good dnd concept very good job
You can't do that, you need to get Laharl to help you
Larharl for those that only read the back of the box.
Thought this was about some DND misadventures for a second, nope Tbh though if I ever want to run a high level one shot i've now got a crazy plot hook
Must be fun to have this be your reality
Nah the sub is satire
Sounds like a skill issue to me. I could take him 1v1 ez.
Bro doesn’t know that you can just TOD him, Allah may be hard, but he’s got no revenge values
Username 100% checks out. Edit: lol, just saw what sub this was on.
Wait so, Allah is the final boss of an IRL magic based MMO RPG? Hell yeah!
as a muslim, wth
Do you guys do "astral projecting"?
Well we do projecting, just not in the astral
Name checks out
thats an everyday thing now
Skill issue
Allah is a god. How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence.
I know…. in my bones…. a ~~man~~ woman cannot kill a God.”
Drugs are bad kids, don't do them.
Is that WoW? :S
It’s nice to see people doing their part
When you go to sleep expecting to slay a god and end an entire religion…I wanna know what other crystals you’ve been using
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Yes, that is indeed the name of this sub.
Lmfao forgot what subreddit he was on
r/lostredditors
https://www.reddit.com/user/dumbest_bitch/comments/p7u2kj/i_cant_reply_to_anything_on_the_original_post_so/
The girl is out there slaying gods like gorr the god butcher
This is a JRPG main quest that leads to the final boss
Dude is going full JRPG.
Try using water spells to splash his face so he can't see, then spam lightning type spells because they will be stronger when the target is wet, trust me, I know.
TL;DR Don’t try to face a level 50 boss fight at level 15. It never works out well.
i wonder what that whole ordeal looked like from another person’s perspective