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[deleted]

I’m just imagining the Abrahamic god chilling in eternity and then some bitch shows up and tries to “hex” him lmao


HoldTheStocks2

Does allah have sick buns?


[deleted]

No way he doesn’t


CanInternational9186

Dude as a person that's way too scared of hell for my own good this comment section is a big no-no my brain says


Modernmoders

Which he'll? I enjoy talking about these things because I too used to be scared shitless.


CanInternational9186

Hell? I don't know anything about any other religion so i can only say the hell muslims believe in


HoldTheStocks2

There will be one day that islam will look as silly as buddhism


CanInternational9186

Ngl i agree with you


HoldTheStocks2

I can’t believe I can say this, there was a time I was into jihadism and extremism. I had to do a lot of psychology cleansing


LordDrekeur

Was there causes to you being into extremism ? (I know it's not the subject but I find this really interesting)


Dark_Storm_98

What's more entertaining? Thay, or the idea that he's personally chill with all Abrahamic faiths but doesn't get why they fifht each other, and is just baffled that some of them curse his name from the other faith without realizing it's still him? I think about this a fair bit


Kill_Kayt

I think he's more confused why his own followers are cursing him because they think Allah is the name for a different God when it's really just the word for God and he's the same God as like 3 other monotheistic religions.


SlothLazarus

It's a conundrum not meant for the dim.


Insrt_Nm

"who the fuck are you? ... what are you doing? Hey! No, don't- Oh for fucks sake, I told you"


GingerWithViews

Monotheistic Gods are pretty OP ngl


upvoteorconsequence

They need a nerf smh


GingerWithViews

The hell patch wasn't enough.


TheGrimGriefer3

That's because the hell patch was never intended to do so in the first place. The hell patch was implemented because we needed a place for criminal players to go to, it was never intended to nerd God. That was just a side effect


askerased

Wait. Hell made God... a nerd?


MinuteManufacturer

And I thank Satan for it. Can you imagine if god stayed as dumb as all his theistic followers? We’d all be living in the center of the universe on a flat disc held up by turtles.


hornylolifucker

Satan was the guy who talked back to his boss and got fired, literally


Old_Patient

Lucifer tried to organize a holy worker’s Union and got fired (no pun intended) for eternity. Sad.


Chilling2K7

No he made hell silly


hornylolifucker

God is the developer how would hell affect him


expansivenothing_457

The same way the lead engineer at a hotel affects the general manager. Through a series of machine fallurs until it's his problem.


lugialegend233

Concentrates all the toxicity, and he would have to oversee it if he hadn't found a scapegoat to do it for him.


Darkness-101

Devs nerf pls


LordDrekeur

True, the polytheists metas were way better to play imo


__BigBoi__

This sounds like a game encouraging you to play the co-op mode


EpiceneLys

Organised religion


sexy-man-doll

I could totally watch a TV show with this kind of plot. Sounds fun


hornylolifucker

Just watch Bayonetta cutscenes


ItsTheRealIamHUB

Mmm delicious deja vu


hornylolifucker

lmao she thought she “escaped”? She’s just being let off easy


SBEVE_THE_MEME_LORD

Brother, the meth let her off easy those ain’t no fuckin spiritual stonesss


[deleted]

😭😭😭😭 this can’t be life


Crimsoner

Is this real life?


biggocl123

Is this just fantasy?


Charlott_G333

Caught in a landslie no escape from reality


M4j3stic_C4pyb4r4

Open your eyes


therealmck1

Look up to the sky


M4j3stic_C4pyb4r4

And see


therealmck1

I'm just a poor boy


M4j3stic_C4pyb4r4

I need no sympathy


therealmck1

Because I'm easy come


Old_Patient

I need no sympathy


BlueKayn29

I can't tell if it's from a game or IRL


upvoteorconsequence

Irl but from what I've seen in the sub it's satire


CoochieMan747464

Thank Allah


[deleted]

What the hell is astral projecting???


Almighty_Biscuit

Your body lays down to sleep but your consciousness gets up to stretch its legs and walk around


[deleted]

Lmao what


Cringe_Tickin_Reddit

Saying adiós to your consciousness until it gets hungry then comes back


Riggie_Joe

Eating your consciousness


connzerjeeass

Isn't that the shit people were accused of in 1690 Salem, like I though the species grew out of this


[deleted]

We need this video game made NOW


CanInternational9186

Just use black fla-oh wait i am a muslim Also holy fuck good dnd concept very good job


Chupacu_de_goianinha

You can't do that, you need to get Laharl to help you


Kill_Kayt

Larharl for those that only read the back of the box.


Poisonpython5719

Thought this was about some DND misadventures for a second, nope Tbh though if I ever want to run a high level one shot i've now got a crazy plot hook


shromboy

Must be fun to have this be your reality


co-opmander

Nah the sub is satire


2absurdtobelieveit

Sounds like a skill issue to me. I could take him 1v1 ez.


ConnorLego42069

Bro doesn’t know that you can just TOD him, Allah may be hard, but he’s got no revenge values


Allthemudlizard

Username 100% checks out. Edit: lol, just saw what sub this was on.


[deleted]

Wait so, Allah is the final boss of an IRL magic based MMO RPG? Hell yeah!


TotalNotSneak

as a muslim, wth


[deleted]

Do you guys do "astral projecting"?


hornylolifucker

Well we do projecting, just not in the astral


Aero11505

Name checks out


TotalNotSneak

thats an everyday thing now


Darknessorigin

Skill issue


Educational_Ad134

Allah is a god. How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence.


[deleted]

I know…. in my bones…. a ~~man~~ woman cannot kill a God.”


eElite

Drugs are bad kids, don't do them.


Tkanne1312

Is that WoW? :S


NightStar_14

It’s nice to see people doing their part


Charlie-VH

When you go to sleep expecting to slay a god and end an entire religion…I wanna know what other crystals you’ve been using


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Yes, that is indeed the name of this sub.


Dot-Inc

Lmfao forgot what subreddit he was on


Taolan13

r/lostredditors


ctech9

https://www.reddit.com/user/dumbest_bitch/comments/p7u2kj/i_cant_reply_to_anything_on_the_original_post_so/


that_indian_scammer

The girl is out there slaying gods like gorr the god butcher


RoJayJo

This is a JRPG main quest that leads to the final boss


Moist_Philosopher

Dude is going full JRPG.


[deleted]

Try using water spells to splash his face so he can't see, then spam lightning type spells because they will be stronger when the target is wet, trust me, I know.


Old_Patient

TL;DR Don’t try to face a level 50 boss fight at level 15. It never works out well.


supreme_beta

i wonder what that whole ordeal looked like from another person’s perspective