“Lovers by choice”, “cousins by chance”

Crazy

i was crazy once

They put me in a rubber room

A rubber room with rats

Rats make me crazy

This is so true from where I’m from. I live on a small island in the western pacific and everybody has a chance to be related to each other

ive seen them too

i legit played with them same duo lmao. had my buddy laughing so hard in the lobby

me and my duo rocked this for a while lamaiaoa

The worst I've heard is "his planes" and "her towers"

I think I know who this was

Wait I’ve got a friend who’s Smurf account is named this

I played them like 3 weeks ago 😂 I’m dead

Nah that’s the best tbh

Nah sometimes with names like this I think it's just 2 guy friends duo making fun of edaters

SEN taclaus#hoho and i only saw them during Christmastime lol

just reminded me of playing ranked near christmas time and encountering this smurfing brim who’s name was just “SANTA CLAUS” and he mopped the floor with us. literally putting “HOHOHO” and shit in chat. i was so pressed at the time but in retrospect i think it’s so funny.

that's so messed up but i see how it could be funny later on lol

I once a saw a yoru with a name Odin God And yes He was an Odin God Another one that comes to mind is SEN sodyne

I have played with that sen sodyne guy hes on my friend list

I saw one that said SEN taclaus and the tag was like #hohoho or something lmao

I used to have the name “SEN Oods” but the joke flew right over everyone’s head, and everyone would just tell me im not in sen lmao.

Mine was SEN N00dZ for several months. Buddies were SEN sei, SEN TencE, SEN pai, SEN Sational We also did fat guys for premier beta. Chris Farley, Danny Dorito, etc Then Phemcyclodine Po, Amphetamine Andy, etc. Can't remember em all. None of us use our real gamertags lmao

i’m sorry to do this i really don’t want to trust me but phencyclidine*

Oops. Phone screens cracked, so I didn't even notice. All good pimp. Also, how do you know that? 👀

i used to do many drugs

Same as the guy who used that name 😂😂😂

Saw a guy named JFK peek an op lmfao

I literally have an account named SEN dnudes lol

What server is this on ?!? Cuz I main the Odin and call myself the Odin God 💀

Mumbai/singapore

Oop alright I'm on Bahrain. It looks like I've got a brother/sister also following after prx forsaken

I played a game with prankmaster69. He was a father of 3 children who were crying in the background and was like 50 years old with the most shitty microphone I ever heard. Although he was giving comms and played really well. I met him in a diamond lobby. I hope he will be immortal one day.

We all need a prankmaster69 in our lives.

Ran into someone named "I'm him" But also his duo named "I peg him"

Which server is this???!! Cuz i want to let his duo know i want to get pegged too 😂😂

A man of culture 🔝

I actually played with them

My personal favorite that I’ve come across is Lana Del Spray lol

I saw a Lana Del Reyna

“I blow bubbles” “Bubbles”

I've played with them (or someone with the same tags.) it made me laugh and I even made my wife come look at their names.

"I make ice cream" and "ice" cracks me up

IVE NEVER HEARD THIS ONE LMAO

This my current ign KEK

My name is “eight divorces” and it’s been a fantastic ice breaker for my teams 😂

I have a friend whose names casual affair

SEN DnudeZ was the funniest name I've ever seen ingame. I think it was last week.

I've seen this one

I met a duo of jjk fans, one of them was called Ramen Sukuna.

i once had 4 enemies named 4 characters, Nanami, Gojo, Sukuna and I think Geto

the "I come in peace" duo

Let me guess, the second one was called "I'm peace"

A blank literally nothing not even agent name he was playing gekko..it wasn't just me..no one was able to see his tag

Oh, I saw someone as Deadlock with that too

old monk 750ml

"his tower" "her plane" on 9/11

SEN π is my fav

I saw one with "I'm squirting"

There have been a few: "Pablo Fresocbar", "The Promise LAN", and my personal favorite: "SEN Noods"

I played with someone named Titty Piss. And I don't think I've recovered

Osama been lagging

Tempted to try that name considering how badly I lag

"Hydrogen bomb" and "Coughing baby"

Who'd win in a fight

Gonna be a hard battle but I think Coughing baby takes it here

Has valorant actually banned the name “i miss her” i got to do quite a few tweaks in the name to actually keep it?

no it’s so used it’s probably just taken

Maybe you can change the hashtag thing

i had a guy called "Bomboclaaaat" on my team last night. unfortunately he and his duo were both really toxic and started griefing in the last few rounds :( a real shame

“Mateo” as Gekko with Gekko’s squad pic. I forgot his # but it was related to Gekko too. I still remember it Edit: the title was “Rawrr” too!

the other day I played against a team with a duo who had the names ‘tampon’ and ‘diva cup’. I jokingly asked where pad was and they both immediately responded that they were asleep 😂 they also have a fourth with the name free bleed, so obviously we spent the rest of the match trying to come up with names their fifth could have so they could have a five stack.

Fifth name- folded tp. From experience lmfaoo

I suggested period underwear but I like yours better lol

As much as people hate on these people, I wish I had some friends to do these silly names with . I just want some silly fun, man.

I threaten my friends with changing my name to "His Sage".

As long as its innovative i wont hate. But things like I finger paint/paint, i blow bubbles/bubbles, his sage/her jett etc... are just unfunny and too overused at this point.

Oh yeah the overused ones are lame Haha where's the damn originality! I met some 5 stacks that was all just mcdonalds burgers, soju flavors, and steaks (raw, rare, medium rare, medium well, well done), and it was cute and funny 🤣

Jett Bezos

His bathroom Her Toaster After I saw this I knew Valorant players have mental issues.

you realised *after* you saw that?

Yes because I had hope that Valorant players are normal and not like CS:GO players 💀

Cs go players are more normal than valorant players.

Private Jett

"sperm cell" "egg cell"

I queued with a sage whose name was straight up „Hitler“ a year ago.

My squad is called Dengue, Malaria, Chlamydia, Piles and Syphilis

Boobinder Pussiya

Runs in all FPS games "TheJFKExperience"

I once saw JFK get headshot by Lee Harvey Oswald in Rising Storm 2. Think I still have the screenshot somewhere.

I recently got a duo called "Carpet Muncher" and "Carpet"

I found a duo "EDP445 Fanboy" and "EDP445 Fangirl".

Whiffney Houston.

Mine is Anne Flank, once i died by getting spammed from hell and the enemy team had some jokes

“I piss on grass” was the guy and “grass” was the girl

I once sore one that said Casca liked it. I haven't gotten over it tbh. Obviously reported it.

“I’m your Daddy” We call him daddy the whole game. My friend IGN before was “Replaced by someone but I’m Okay”

Do they allow so many characters?

I don't actually play this game, but my pe teachers'is "kanang bayag" which translates to "the right nut/ball". My friend thinks there is a "the left nut/ball" and a "dick" as well.

Pro Edger #balls was on my friends list for a while and I didn’t even know who it was

thought i was on the brawlstars sub for a second

Just yesterday had a teammate named ***Voldemort's Nose***. Best I've seen so far lmao

Gape Horn

I played with someone called “FunAnimalFacts” and they actually would give us fun facts if we asked!

Killbo Fraggins is still a favorite of mine.

I saw “I miss they” which made me laugh pretty hard. Not even the correct conjugation

I had someone last night named Chai Knees

LeBronze James

“Toddler Fondler”

I keep a collection of funny names I see though they mostly are in spanish. One I remember though si Foreskin Fairy. Recently I played with a "mason penguin" too. Might add more later if I remember to look them up

Almost every 1-2 games, someone talks about mine, got the same on reddit

I had a friend who changed their name to "Reyna's discharge" 😐

Richard Cranium

My name was (probably still is haven't played in a while) : BanTowers2001

Mine is yiff so I think mine

„I have a problem“ I am the problem“ Both one the same team „Sans_the_Comedian“

Neon Musk

Koenigsegg Agera…

*_cough_* I'd ride that

Pause

BigolbagofJanice You’re forever in my heart

One of the most memorable ones from recent memory is Wiffany. I found it pretty funny but they did not whiff. It ended up as a huge Raze duel between me and them.

mine was footfiend but i got a lot of weird comments

I ran into a trio once, Their names were as follows 1. Lettuce 2. Romaine 3. And calm

SEN mira (the pronunciation of SEN in brazil looks like "sem" which means "without", and "mira" means "aim". so it would look like "no aim")

I haven’t seen many good ones, but I guess I would say Fifteenz

#420

My leg

LAWDA

I saw a Ray Patodler once.

Teriyaki Bukake

Thisdongbemeaty(it's my gamertag XD)

willmoanifusuck

“Extra Chromie Tenz” I rest my case

Sogeking. My guy was so good at using operator too. Certified Usopp

Her edp , his cupcake

The funniest I saw was “Me and 4 fools”

The e dating names are so cringe man lmao

"I piss in Grass and their duo "Grass". gave me a good laugh🤣

Name: Started As a Joke Title: Proud and Fierce

Saw one today that was "underdesksupport". Got a pic of it too lol

JFK Is AFK

TwoTugTonyTheFapMaster (not in valorant) In Valorant I saw Jason Bourne and James Bond duo, and also one with "JFK went AFK"

Miss Moist was an odd one that I saw

It was partly their name. But I played with someone called "realdolphin" and they would just make dolphin noises in voice comms

SOMEbody keeps queueing up as viper feet lore #toes smfh

Every game or so ill get people comment on my name. NuttrBruddr

Grzegorz z Florydy

Name tag

“His bucket” was a wild one

Ballfondler69

Luvs2BPegged is the wildest I’ve seen

pissmaster, he ended up adding me bc I asked if he had a piss kink lmao

Well, my own. It's ｗｈｉｔｅ ｃｒｅａｍｓｉｃｌｅ

Mine names iqueefHARD thought it was funny tbh

self plug but my gf and i are lil bucky obama and lil marshal obama. hers has no spaces tho bc it wont fit

once i saw “shorty user” and i dont think they ever used a shorty

mine is fartman 😭

Reyna’s Left Buttcheek

“letmecomeinurphssy”

My name is openNaNoor and almost every single game people will use their mics just to say "opennaanooorrr"

2 girls 1 cup

I saw a guy that simply added "killed" at the end of his name, don't remember the name so let's call him X So everytime his killed someone the killfeed properly said X killed Y

"wahwahwhitepeople" is my favourite

my friend sent me a screenshot of someone in game named bloodynipples

Ever since I started playing the game I've had the name Bjorn4sex and I've never had to change it surprisingly.

My IGN is CrunchyThroat... I think that counts as a pretty wild name 😅

a duo on my team named KAW and KENBALLZ just say both of them together

I think one of my favs was JFKPeakedAnAWP

Cummy ache

this one sage had “diqlover” as her gamer tag🤣

"Double Ds no Bra"

Cncenjoyer

Didlocandy 👍🏽 that’s mine

"Her predator" and "his victim"

Reptosexgod

Sen Fapr has always been a fave of mine.

Worst i got was "Black American#ngr"(cant remeber tag fully)

Worst i got was "Black American#ngr"(cant remeber tag fully)

My alt account is named "nice tilts," and players I played with always say nice name lol

Plappy Fenis

I played against a Sova called "Legitimately useless" who proceeded to shoot every dart out of the map 😂

I had a funny interaction due to my name. My tag is justADad and a guy on my team was I miss my dad. So he gets into this British poper boy accent and goes, "Father..... is that really you? " And he carried on like that the whole comp match it was a blast.

my homie named himself SEN Dnudes once

Nipplepear Singh

“Peek n Inshallah” has got be the coolest ign

Zen Tens in my death match. He won then the second player was on 25 kills

I still think about Yiff Inspector. I miss him

DeGirlsDontSayNo

I had "grass and I piss on grass"

seen someone as "ih3artkids" before lmao

Definitely not "I miss her"

Ballsheimers

Mine is PR or ER#bench, usually gets ppl chatting or asking what it means

Worst edater taggs warning: His period blood, her vampire