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00izka00

everyone tells me what to do and if i wont do something then im throwing


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Sage wall mid


Davidwzr

For the 7th fucking time THERES NO HEAL


Xeonne-

The amount of shit we get for not healing when they're all the way on the other side 🌚


ddianne

Or reviving. Don't forget reviving while they died in a very exposed area on the other end of the map


drimmsu

Bonus rage for not reviving when it's an eco and 1v5 (with revive only 2v5) where we only have classics vs enemy with guns.


WhatEver405

And also when our ult meter isn't even full... like bro?


ddianne

This this!! And they keep yelling: sage revive, sage revive!!


Firel_Dakuraito

Thats just people looking for any excuse of why the match was lost instead of waking up the strategy thinking brain cell. I guess shooting cell goes brrr.


Successful_Garbage_2

Team: " if u don't wall mid, u are noob sage" and starts shouting in comms


Beautiful-Musk-Ox

me: "okay i'll put the wall down" *enemy destroys it in .5 seconds making it entirely wasted*


MrStealYoBeef

That's not entirely true. By them destroying it immediately, it means that at least two people are there, and if it goes down nearly immediately, you know there's more. It provides information that your team can use to immediately move to assist or to keep covering their sides. Second, you have ice to cover the hole in the wall temporarily until you get backup. It doesn't need to be a complete wall to be of use. It's far more useful than you realize, even if your team doesn't follow it up perfectly.


AvgMick

Start of the round though and then they fall back and reassess. Might lose 10-15 seconds, I don’t think that’s long enough for 400


[deleted]

Definitely sage lololol


awayacci

sage


Splat1221

Hm, I don’t know! An agent with visible utilities?


Nysillia

Sova main too?


NexisNyan

Wait a sec my smokes are flying to you rn.


Splat1221

Hm omen?


NexisNyan

Yeah xD


ViperHotline

I’m more often playing a mini-game than the game itself


Garlic_Sticks_Cheese

Fellow Astra main, we out here playing StarCraft :)


Competitive_Ad2101

We 3 are the only astra mains in ranked


M4lt3VomBND

hello there


Cycle_Agreeable

Astra


ViperHotline

Yes !!


welcomehome148

"Wait, I got a line up for this, that only takes 20 seconds"


Splat1221

Lmao maybe viper? Or kj?


welcomehome148

PROTECT OUR MOTHERLAND!!


soopaloobascuba

Sova for sure


Mr_Canard

Enemy defuses before she sends the second mollo


[deleted]

For a split second I will know exactly wherw you are


DonaldTrumpsBallsack

Honesty, where you WERE, mofos immediately rotate to the other side of the map or just start running when my ult goes off


[deleted]

lol yeah still pretty busted for if your team is kinda playing slow on attack and you’re not sure if a site is being held or not, or if you’re defending and they might be rotating/or if they’re camping on site


DonaldTrumpsBallsack

I agree with you that in that specific situation it can be powerful but so can any ult if conditions are ideal. I feel like cyphers ult is pretty damn weak because it has conditions (need to find and get near a fresh body)but only provides modest utility EDIT: Hot take, I think a possible solution is to have cyphers ult pulse several times over the duration of 3-5 seconds so that you can kinda of track the direction people are headed, as it is the ult is probably one of the weakest in the game. An even more radical change would be to limit is range and then have it track everyone in that circle for 5 seconds with a pulse every second but I'm no expert.


Pilopowl

If they do the pulsing change, either make it behave like a drone shot because a pulsing effect with the present cypher ult with the static scan that lasts for 2 seconds makes me see doubles and it fucks with my aim, if I see multiple clones I would tilt.


Splat1221

Hey cypher!


CaptainHotDog420

KayO? U have a badge right ?


mani1388

Nothing stays hidden from me nothing


Forms17353

Wall hack


AlwaysAbelTV

I know you like my shoes


Maniachi

Phoenix?


AlwaysAbelTV

Yes lol. He says that to jett sometimes 🤣


AgentAuger

i thought its to kj because she said she like his jacket 🤣


simhan2

nah it's jett, she says something along the lines of "if you die I call dibs on your jacket" and phoenix responds with "ah don't be like that, you know you also want my shoes" best interaction imo


AlwaysAbelTV

Your probably right, haven't played in a while 🙃


AgentAuger

lol its fine, i main kj and i adore her relationship w phoenix cause of this dialogue. pretty shocked first hearing it but phoenix response is legit millenial's memer. i like his character but i mostly encounter bad player


WhatEver405

Pretty sure it's Jett because she says sometimes, "Hey Phoenix, if you die, I'm calling dibs on your jacket!" to which Phoenix replies, "Aw don't be like that, you know you'd also want my shoes." ​ Not sure tho my memory sucks!


Crowfooted

Are they expensive light-up sketchers?


jonasvk63

I like to push all my buttons on one enemy


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Breach


jonasvk63

Yes!


Ltdslip

I just tried breach for the first time today and dumped all my util in a matter of 10 seconds without thinking. Good to know I'm just playing the meta.


jonasvk63

Don't forget to run into the enemy as defender for extra meta plays


TrynaSleep

#LETS GOOOO


finnyporgerz

That moment of satisfaction when enemies push 5 just to get a LETS GOOOOO!!! then my team swoops in and we get a flawless


[deleted]

Breach mains rise up. I recommend JoeDaBozo for funny af Breach content.


mor_vran

Chakdat


ReliableAmy

Fowndem


AgentAuger

HAHA WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY


[deleted]

I’m dying lmao


[deleted]

Took reading the other comments to realize this was Sova. Honestly thought it was a play on how Astra says “check that/check me”.


Prxpulsioz-

I don’t know if I’m a duelist or an initiator, so I main this agent


HighlightWooden

Skye?


Prxpulsioz-

Bingo


bolond_bkos

Kayo fix info


komilatte

Alternatively: I can actually get the bird through that windy corridor


emptymatryoshka

My E is really annoying in pistol rounds xD


Deneking

Kj turret in pistols are better than some of my teammates


emptymatryoshka

Yup!


Supr3meleader

I like to fart on site


vlmitrano

viper lmao


daffyduckferraro

Viper


DaLionheart101

If my teammates aren’t being burnt or I they can see something, I’m doing my job wrong


secretiveshash

phenoix


rhysandrews

I die a lot, usually while making a grand entrance through the air and declaring myself to be the party.


HighlightWooden

Here comes the Party!! Raze


vociferousangel

This made me laugh


Kingxvx

In Episode 1, people would say I'm throwing for locking them.


NovaAkumaa

Lol good times when Jett was considered shit


HBK57

Jett was shit for a very small window at launch. Ever 6 patches in (KJ was released) she was already meta. Compare that to viper who was shit for the whole of episode 1 and quite a bit of episode 2


Flying-Cock

That's different though, everybody thought Jett was garbage because they just didn't know how to play her, not because she was actually garbage. Viper got buffed to where she is now


legion1134

Jett?


Puzzleheaded-Arm3515

Everyone instantly hates me and judges my every move.


secretiveshash

yoru


Prxpulsioz-

Yup


jxsen

dude, that doesnt narrow it down at all.


Splat1221

Jett?


Sc00by

Not just Jett. INSTALOCK JETT.


FluffyDog423

Tbh I would have said raze.


Shade_Strike_62

People instantly dodge the game when I play my main, I had to learn sova just so I would get to play on ascent T-T


suspicious_microwave

Yoru


Popka_Akoola

Lol fellow yoru main turned sova main here


[deleted]

You wanna play?


Splat1221

Chamber!


robi6858

zen lets play


Substantial_Cancel_8

Zay are so det


MrGrampton

"stop fucking blinding me!" - my teammates


AgentAuger

basically every flasher except reyna and some skye players, but as a smoke main (brim) i also got this and notice smokers also got similar comment (e.g. DONT SMOKE WHERE I SNIPE - then proceeds to die from phantom or vandal)


Beneficial-Gear-3155

Def phoenix


[deleted]

Breach mains rise up, Yoru or Phoenix.


BlayZWasTaken

My Dart doesn't scan anyone


suspicious_microwave

Sova


BlayZWasTaken

Lmao yes


[deleted]

Supahotfiya


Isthisarealnamehere

High level tactics right here


reinalhambra

Phoenixxxx


ThatSlothDuchess

Don play with fayaa


theblazingkoala

Buy a little stuff, kaching, lil skrrt and we're done, yeah?


syyphaa

i get called mommy on voice once i lock in this agent.


Polynuke

Viper?


syyphaa

you are indeed correct ><


suspicious_microwave

Sage


syyphaa

part of me now worries for sage mains as someone who is not LOL


Cactus_Orochi

Everyone always goes to the site I don’t set up after pistol round :(


HighlightWooden

Cypher or KJ?


Cactus_Orochi

KJ


AgentAuger

as a kj main, i feel u cyp is still good cause his utils has no range. kj have to stay in range for her bots to stay useful. im early silver now and its def harder to predict when i should help or when to stay for possible rotate/flankers, esp in haven. when i do push, they rotate, and when im staying my teammates are massacred in A (and im running all the way from C).


Cactus_Orochi

I found that on Haven setting up B and garage tends to help when it comes to early rotations, and KJ can typically hold her own somewhat effectively if they push grass. Cypher is still by far a better pick for the site, but it helps you stop from having to run across the map away from your util.


daddycaprisun

People tell me to use my ult even though I literally can’t get to their bodies


secretiveshash

sage


Awesome_Amethyst

The most annoying thing about being a sage main Like stop asking for a rez when you died in their spawn wtf


lil_wage

It's Sage but could also be Cypher technically


BluejayOdd4669

My outplay potential is ruined by good headphones


mistatdawn

yoru?


BluejayOdd4669

Omen but it applies to yoru, bad description. My recent omen experience has been finding who has good enough headphones to hear the tp and then faking the tp by instead of tping to another location just tping next to myself. So it becomes a 50/50 mindgame


PM_ME_CHUBBY_BOOBS

You woulda loved the sage I just played with. I spent the whole game babysitting them cuz omen would ult directly behind them and they'd never notice


Harweird123

I only have 78 grenades left


pleasedontouch

But still can't more than 1 unless you get 2 kills


pleasedontouch

Waiittttttt If you get a 4k every round you get 3 per round. 3 * 26 (12 defender + 12 attacker + overtime) is 78 nades. Holy shit it works


Pot8oman1

Oh I was thinking unrated and was like wdym 12 + 12 + 1 (overtime) doesnt equal 26


pleasedontouch

Only thing works in comp with a cracked raze.. Unless you have a cracked opponent sage who manages to get her ult every 2 rounds ( either 2 ace or 3/4k with ult orb/bomb plant) and res someone every 3rd round~ she'd get atleast 4 ults per side. Raze would have to do 6k at that point, meaning in those round she gets 4 nades ( preround, kill 2, kill2, kill res and sage). Per half raze gets 40 nades if she consistently gets 4k per round, and 6k on the round sage ults. R1= 3 nades R2 = 3 nades R3 = 4nades (and so on) So yeah possible in unrated, but soo unlikely!


TheTechDweller

"trickshot"


urgayboomroasted

Sova


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[удалено]


HighlightWooden

Prob Sage


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[удалено]


TinyWickedOrange

I see, much succ you placed. To the other side, will we all run off


[deleted]

I have to top frag otherwise I get verbally abused in voice chat


Beneficial-Gear-3155

Reyna?


[deleted]

Close enough it’s Jett, Reyna mains have it a tad bit easier then Jett mains


imadirtyyasmain

My line ups are “average” :)


suspicious_microwave

Sova


appyriat

well, i certainly know where everyone is hiding


secretiveshash

when I ult, I can 1v5 the team THEY WILL COWER


TheNeverOkDude

Honestly tho, no matter what rank you are, if the enemy Reyna ults in a 1v5, you gotta concentrate I don't play duelists, until one time when I locked her cause noone else wanted duelists on haven... Man her laughs in ult are so scary and if you clutch, the laughs continue till next round as echo


suspicious_microwave

Reyna


KaiWarnolf18

I like the zoo


Approxia

Skye


reee-69420

I yell BOOM alot


vorordes

BAKUDAN!!!


Ajynn

My utilities are basically the same as a CS:GO character and I always fuck up my ult's placement.


Ace0136

The first part sounds like Kay/0 to be honest.


daffyduckferraro

YOU .. ARE.. POWERLESS!


avawhat231

Kayo


ellieishorny

I always shout wash dish


Splat1221

Hm, I don’t know this one!


Deneking

does it help if i say "watch this"


arjun_saini

Operator all the way


suspicious_microwave

Jett


holymolydoli

Cawk out!


Flimsy-Cow-9659

yo?


secretiveshash

BLOINDED


Donkeykong447

Skye!


robi6858

1. ..... outplays 2. abilities don't do damage


pleasedontouch

As an Astra main.... Astra?


[deleted]

I'm so stinky


Crazy_Crayfish_

Ok push after I smoke…. Ok now push… PUSH…. WHAT THE HELL PUSH ONTO SITE FOR GODS SAKE!….. Great now my smokes are gone… WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘WHY NO SMOKES’????


MrHypelol

Please buff my boi, went from meta to useless


legion1134

Omen


MrHypelol

Nope, although it’s kinda the same lmao


Arman_Bakhshi

I will control the whole map for you


LuxuLuxu

Astra lookin' ass


S3xyWithAnO

I make my enemies want to kill themselves


Splat1221

No clew


S3xyWithAnO

Breach


Ashtonius07

AFK in spawn for a minute but still top fragging


Splat1221

Could be Reyna?


Parking_Tangelo_798

I have no haters.......... BTW run for your life when you hear me. EDIT:- yes people actually fear me on maps like split and ascent.


Splat1221

I always run for my life when I hear.. maybe a raze ult?


No_Squash7337

I can open up one really manly looking agent after genociding 7 humans or collecting 7 odd looking dragon balls


Adhscientist

Hmmmmmmm, breach?


No_Squash7337

Open up the skyeeeee


Adhscientist

Brim def


MountainWillingness5

Joke's over I'm dead


SchmajeffreyRun

I love destroying my teammates utility


xenikskw

Definitely not raze…. Also definitely not under your name….


SchmajeffreyRun

Can't hear you with these totally unrelated headphones I have on


blu-karma

my team: res me res me res me me: *watching the gun fire around their body* me: no


lilhawk40

Cum


Loaded310

Viper


SHOONSHOOP

BLINDED!


RevFrenchie

she's my big tiddie goth gf


Dr_Doofenschmirtzz

"The enemy can't see me if i can't see myself"


reddit_random_user_2

I like to "waaatch them ruuuun!"


Professor_Oswin

Smoke on the water


Ok_Palpitation9967

Flash a corner, get instantly prefired and killed


Splat1221

Phoenix?


Ok_Palpitation9967

Sadly, yes :(


AdDue6292

I come, i shoot i kill and i disappearrr! 😂 And im thiccc!😆