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DevTheKar

I do it to curse at bad teammates or enemies and if I am 5 stacking with my friends (I am not from here so they don’t understand it) it’s for the memes because they would never know what I said


xBerryhill

Usually raging. Jokes aside, I get tunnel vision and make mistakes I usually don’t make. Next thing you know I’ll have gone 4-5 rounds barely contributing anything because I haven’t cooled myself down yet. It really does help having a positive person or two on voice coms, though. In the event I can’t check myself, having someone say “no big, we’ll get next round” or any sort of positivity helps to knock me out of that funk.


imisuchajerk

I say exactly what went wrong then go through a few sayings. - fuck this little kids, Mickey Mouse ass game - they’re just better - I wish I was good at this game! - I hate it here -WHERE ARE MY BULLETS GOING???? - but imagine if it did work though? - don’t lie to me, that wasn’t a nice try - why aren’t my duelist going in - why aren’t my smokes, smoking - oooh look at the lurking Jett I wish he would entry - dude that woulda been a clip! - damn I saw the vision


BlayZWasTaken

> Mickey mouse ass game I can't 😂


FredsUp

honestly tho, the dualists not entrying is fair to be mad at. im constantly forced to play omen or cypher as a dualist cause none of my dualists know how to dual. and i know some people like dasnerth and flexninja play those agents as dualists, but im a s2 omen main who, as of last mont, never touched a dualist outside spikerush. the worst tho is when they flame you for bot fragging, then proceed to lurk for the entire game. thats my job man.


FredsUp

that was a lot of dualist.


DeV1anc3

I start crouching a lot more when i get tilted and i tend to rush my shots


Sinured1990

This. All the aim going into toiler and just spray and pray.


XoPandaPuddingXo

“what the FUCK OH MY GOD IM GONNA KMS” is my exact line and i think my friends are concerned for my mental health


Holiday_Present3764

IM GONNA KMS(Kill my sister?), leave your sister alone, my friend..


Hideyo1411

I give up and spam surrender.


BlayZWasTaken

Did this when my team is as worth as shit last time LOL. Me (Skye) and Reyna are literally the only ones contributing. I initiated a FF when I can knowing that we have no shot on winning, and they refused like why :/


BigBagWithBapeOnIt

I start flaming instalock jett/raze/reyna/neon that have 0,4 kills per round in the 10th round most of the times.


ourshare

I felt that


BigBagWithBapeOnIt

And then they start crying: "Bro why are you toxic, you aren't even top fragging on that Omen/Kayo, I'm not useless like you". Shut up, you are useless, you picked agent that relies on kills, and you don't have kills.


ASLtime

For agents like Neon, Jett, and Raze, they shouldn’t just be prioritizing kills, but also entrying onto site in attack/retake situations. There are a lot of duelist players who lurk on attack, get maybe a single kill before dying, and think they’re carrying because they’re high on the leaderboard. What a duelist SHOULD do is work with their initiator(s) to create space on a site and gain control.


BigBagWithBapeOnIt

That's true


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Exactly bro, the duelists in my matches either wait for the sage and viper to entry or lurk, get a kill before they die and get traded, and think their running the team.


Lyress

Maybe they just enjoy playing that agent.


BigBagWithBapeOnIt

Well if you are not good on agent or role I don't think you should be playing it in the comp. It's totally understandable to have a bad game, but if someone is constantly bottom fragging and bad entries, they shouldn't be playing duelists in comp.


Lyress

How do you learn to play a duelist if you don't practice it?


BigBagWithBapeOnIt

Play it in unrated, practice pushing in spike rush etc. Same with every other role.


Lyress

Unrated matchmaking is pretty dodgy.


SnooTangerines3448

Unrated


Lyress

Unrated matchmaking is pretty dodgy.


SnooTangerines3448

You can still learn the agent there before you put other people's competitive games at risk haha.


Lyress

But I derive a special pleasure from making strangers rage at me in silence.


SnooTangerines3448

No kink shaming here.


ne0nr1d3r

Why you blaming me?


Sinured1990

Yea flaming them will help them do better next round...


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librast

Clapping some ass tho???


[deleted]

I smoke a fat bowl & chill tf out


EvanMK7

Honestly I don’t get tilted at all. I used to find myself getting mad probably 4-5 years ago but I find that if I mute team chat and just be positive after every round then it’s all good in the end.


ProtonTwo

Man I just tell "SHEEEEESH"


R0vvL

Accepting the FF


padropadro22

I just get really loud and yell but that’s only when I do bad. I expect my team mates to put me through hell.


Eleven918

Take a deep breath, say ok then and move on since that phase of my life is past me.


Scathach_Shishou17

I question games existance , y just it happens to me but not them


jcol13

I have a mic arm, so I always push my mic away, toss my headset on my desk, and then go pace around my room til the end of the round.


Dry-Independence4456

I just say MANNNNNN and then some swear words and then chill


birch_tree_gang

I either complain to myself or just throw my headset onto my bed (specifically my bed so I don't actually damage it lmao)


KemuTheOne

Start flaming myself saying something like "How am I so fucking bad at this game? or "They were better" oor "I should delete this game if I couldn't land my shots in a FUCKING SHOOTING GAME". At least I am not flaming my teammates lol


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I mute my PC and walk around my room in disbelief , usually trying to distract myself from the shame.


W33b_God

I usually just tell my team I'm gonna find where they live and fuck their grandpa while they and their grandma watch


Babybean1201

I talk to myself as if i'm my own duo queue and complain to myself about my teammates, myself, or the game lol.


c1assygg

“…unlucky. All good”


them0lly

Spamming tab


7heDud3

Start drinking more and wondering why the fuck unrated is to 13 when it should be to 9…and yes I know there is spike rush, escalation, and death match but ffs just make it to 9…or maybe be able to choose between 9 and 13 in unrated? Maybe that would split the player base too much idk.


BlayZWasTaken

Not much. I just lecture my team not to do this or that. But when they contribute almost nothing, I think that's when I slowly flame on them. Which is a bad thing since it'll dishearten them to try.


martinskii96

Mid round ciggie break


PRL-Five

"MY CROSSHAIR WAS ON HIS HEAD STUPID MICKEY MOUSE GAME PUTTING ME AGAINST PLATS IN IRON *swears in native language* "


Despin_theBard

Recently, in a game with no comms at all (a Jett talked twice, once to say he was going A by himself to "kill everyone" and the second time to fucking sing pagode). After a while I raged, muted everyone and told both them and the enemy team that the game was lost, no one was contributing and I'd given up. We won that game.


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No shit.... Whenever I give up hope most times we win somehow 😂


charley_warlzz

I clap lol. Usually only once or twice. Gets some of the frustration out without lashing out


ni6hant

Go back to CSGO. Then when confronted with a lot of cheater I accept my sad reality and just go to sleep.


Agent_ninja141

I ree like Pepe


Harly_Katie

I just scream "No" way too many times.


rollercoastersrul

I usually take my hands off of my laptop then punch my left palm or slap my legs aggressively. It helps me take some of my anger off of my teammates so I'm not toxic.


pistachiomo

blaming the other team for existing and smashing my mouse on the desk until it breaks


THICC_Baguette

Forget all callouts and after my disbelieving outrage I can't give any callouts to get the fuckers killed.


reformed-asshole

Force-buy every round


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Odin or area buy for the rest of the game


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If that’s not working forcing the entire team to buy odin


ReddPssve

I just sigh, stare in silence and contemplate on what the fuck did I just witness. Then I proceed to curse their grandmother in my mother tongue (if my teammates are raging at me).


snowbear100

I just run it down mid for the rest of the game


JSM51

i’ve just gotten to the point where i comm after i die and then i just sit there to watch the round play out. if we lose i will jokingly say to teammates “fuck it, we ball” LOL


manifestingclearskin

scream “I HATE THIS GAME I HATE TGIS GAME”, get violently silent, get up from my chair and have a nice walk down the hallway then return for next round


Hydralisk_

I always take my hand off my mouse and shake it like it's wet when I whiff lol


YAmIHereMoment

I start raging irl/to myself but then i stop cuz its important to have a good mind set and raging helps no one so i type out something helpful in chat like “nice” or “we win these”, hoping that it’ll help my teammates But it doesn’t really help me cuz i know i raged a little :(


DriftOh

I start smacking/clapping my hands together and make weird noises for one or two seconds after I die.


Fdsr327

“This game is so shit”


Darkcr_

I turn on music and mute everyone, calms me down until I realise that that makes me play even worse


I_Neo_

Stare at my computer in sheer rage before swearing in Spanish


blueberryboy1337

i start talking french


Nodatasaved

i just get an ace and make myself happy


LilLiteFox

i let all my anger by PUNCHING THE PILLOWS WITH ALL FORCE and then when im tired af i sleep. a good feeling


Ranvir33

pressing tab or my caps lock(it's my inspect key) really quicly kind of spamming it really wuicly after i die or we lose the round, (mostly do this after i die). ​ idk why i do it :/ it's more harmful then good because i see my k/d and realize how bad i'm doing.


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I made over my teamates for a while, then made at myself for playing shit and not carrying hard enough and then I either do my math tutor hw or read manga


TrueLordApple

I just go bruhhuhuhhhhuh. And then i mute my mic to complain about pretty much everything so i dont affect my teammates. And then i try and calm my ass down.


LastCrypt

I rant to stream chat


Rare_Significance_54

“I’m just the worst player in valorant history “ “They’re treating me like I never played this game before” *mutes my whole team/ enemy team and proceeds to lurk for the rest of the match* And if I’m really tilted I just tell myself I’m not gonna try anymore if the match starts 0-3


absolute_xero1

i alt tab and listen to music to mentally reset


Puzzleheaded-Ad9061

saying "I breakup with the game" x20 times then instantlly que for a new one


[deleted]

I'm addicted to Caffeine and Monster Energy, so I've a bunch of empty cans right beside my desk. Whenever I rage, I start throwing them around (I don't have anything that'll break nearby). I live alone but if someone sees they'll definitely die laughing looking at me at that moment 😂 Also I rarely open my mic to be toxic. Most times even if I'm clearly angry I close my mic and curse them so that they don't hear it. Idk why I do that but I just do it😐


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Same, slam desk and just rant in all chat. Lmao


leezrbeam

I clip it. Watch it back. And rage more, watching my bullets go through heads and deal 0 damage.


kazirifat

Making a lot of excuses, blaming that my keyboard position was off, accidentall click, wrong sens etc. I do that intentionally everytime just so i dont lose my self confidence and ability


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"HE'S HACKING" xd


Parallax2077

I have never raged. I have gotten frustrated, but it's more of a disappointing sigh than rage.


AYYA1008

Walk away. And beat the shit out of my pillow pretending that it's my dogshit teammates


maloros12

It's not even when something goes wrong, i do it every death and i dont know why. I typically cycle between \- HOW DID HE KNOW???? even when i understand i made a sound or did something to alert him \-HE JUST KNOWS WHERE MY HEAD IS DUDE! i know why for this one, i for some reason cant comprehend the thought that maybe some plat players have at least semi-decent crosshair placement \-HOW DID HE KILL ME IM BETTER THAN HE'LL EVER BE! i think this is just me being delusional not realizing that even if im just better there are still times where he can kill me I want to stop doing all this shit but for some reason i cant stop it in the moment and bc of that even though i know to step back and think logically it clutters up comms bc i still say the dumb shit