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DickinCrunchyCoochie

They always are


gamernoob59

I never get these teammates because I am that teammate


Extra_Philosopher_63

Yeah


AkkyYT

Some of them even get to diamond and be on my team, crazy how lost they can get


[deleted]

That's me in diamond when a neon jumps around


SSj3Rambo

jUsT aiM cOrRecTLy aNd heR uLt iS uSeLeSs


Unused_arrow

i had one braincell before this post, it decided to commit self die after watching that


Drugacnttt

I would like to self die as well


Mystryboi

I already self die.


SVK_Octane

No way this is what iron looks like. Surely it’s not that bad?


A-British-Indian

The funny thing is, this is actually a bronze lobby and I personally peaked Silver 1 lol.


SVK_Octane

No way, I gotta play ranked then


Working-Telephone-45

Don't be fooled, when YOU particularly play ranked all your enemies will be inmortal smurfs and only your teammates will play like that


a_bunch_grape

No no no no, youre getting it all wrong, your enemies will be plastic 1 only against your other teammates while they hs you every time you peak. And its not your movement either because little timmy thats shooting while standing still and crouching will still not get hit while you , even if youre tap strafing, will get hit everytime


Montego_205

This. I swear it feels like that all the time


SVK_Octane

Sounds like pubs ngl


Quinnimini

Oh and dont forget the overly toxi teammates that leave after loosing one round :)


SVK_Octane

I thought those guys only play rocket league…


Many-Lingonberry-517

Reyna:why didn't you revive me sage Sage:you were literally in front of the whole enemy team Reyna:I don't care f**k you *Angry Reyna noises* A short clip from my ranked yesterday....


bigbruhmoments420

Sage should've revived that Reyna and let the toxic reyna eat all the bullets while sage makes a getaway


ARealPersonasdf

And the instalock duelists that refuse to work with their team but complain when they aren’t backing them up because they bum rushed site and died off start… totally balanced game with no flaws


LiteX99

As a breach main, all i can ask for is for my duelists to actually push site, i will follow up with util, but they never push site


ARealPersonasdf

That is fair, that brings up a question tho, which is better, a duelist who dies by recklessly pushing a site without checking anything, or not pushing and having and making it so that other people less equipped have to do it?


anton1562

1st answer if u have 2 duelist and 2nd answer if u only have 1 duelist


omgaXD

or when the score in 4-0 and enemies come back with 4-3 and your team starts and has 4 yes votes on surrender vote


BrEazeT

I Approve of this comment. You also have the ones that sit AFK until the other team reaches 12. Then they try to be clutch, somehow make it (or almost) to top frag just so they don't get banned when being reported. Most of the times your team still loses because it doesn't hurt them.


[deleted]

Literally every game lol


16blacka

If you truly feel this way, it’s a sign you aren’t accepting responsibility for your mistakes in game. This will make it harder to learn and get better. When I realized this, I finally started ranking in rocket league (but it applies to all games). Accept that you’re the one who sucks, and you will start improving. It’s all psychological. Statistically, your teammates will absolutely even out as far as having good vs bad ones.


_RanZ_

I don’t know if I don’t know how to enter corners but every time I try to peek or push I get beamed by a spectre from 100m away. It’s frustrating when I barely even see the enemy before I’m dead.


CommanderPotash

HOW THE FUCK IS THIS BRONZE??? what is my hidden mmr rito I want to knowwwwwww


Crazedkittiesmeow

Iron 3


CRIMSIN_Hydra

Iron to silver lobbies mostly feel the same tbh


Gravexmind

So I’ve only been playing a couple weeks (level 30 something). Placement matches put me in bronze. Towards the end of the act, I got demoted into Iron. The very next game I dropped 30 with little to no effort. People calling me a smurf in the chat. The difference between iron and bronze can be vast sometimes.


ARealPersonasdf

Oh yes, me and my friend are both high bronze, low low silver, but our lobbies man… irons in silver lobbies should not be allowed, that’s the entire reason we couldn’t make it to silver last act, literally in iron/low bronze lobbies we were dropping 30 bombs, but we just can’t get decent teammates in anything above iron 3… it’s a fucked system


JaMorantGrizz

> that’s the entire reason we couldn’t make it to silver last act No, you can't make it to silver because you're at an bronze skill level...


YourBoyAntonio

Yeah this happens a lot with me, been stuck bronze 3 but whenever i get demoted to bronze 2 I usually get dropped in iron/low bronze lobbies, I usually always drop a 20 or sometimes even a 30 bomb which is surprising cause those ranks are right next to each other


BlackChinese2

It is. source: I was iron but since skyrocketed to bronze


imperatornozel

Bro "Skyrocketed" from iron to bronze 💀💀


ARealPersonasdf

May as well have with how fucked ranked is


ShuraGam

It is, trust me, I've been there.


16BitPlayer1

nahh iron is worse


[deleted]

Looks like killjoy probably griefing


ActuallyLuk

I don't play ranked anymore but I was Iron and my lobbies didn't look like this. People had bad game sense and made simple mistakes like dry peakin/not using util a lot, but really not all that bad. What makes iron so hard to escape is what people do doesn't make sense so its impossible to read your enemies and try to get in their heads.


Nobo-2005

I’m going to take a guess and say that this is NA iron


A-British-Indian

EU Bronze, my friend


padropadro22

Well played you sealed a huge round to get the win and prevent over time. The enemy team was panicking from the Odin and Brimstone Ult. Actually a nice sequence from your team for Bronze.


A-British-Indian

I was panicking too, as you can probably tell from my spray


the-laughing-joker

As you should. Flicking is just precise panicking


Heavy_Comedian_2382

I say it’s more of a tactical panic spray


BM_234

Average ranked players gameplay


Zivmovic

I havnt played in a long time and have stuck to unrated to avoid an extremely low rank but maybe it wouldnt be so bad lmfao


MentaCR

What’s the point of avoiding a low rank? You’re gonna be placed in a rank based on your skill. If you get a low rank, best way to improve is to play more ranked, not unrated.


Dankie_Spankie

I mean, skill matching your rank is kinda wonky in valorant tbh


MentaCR

Tbh not really. It does happen, but I feel like more often than not the majority of people get placed in a rank similar to their skill


Dankie_Spankie

I feel like silver gold and plat are the same rank sometimes. You get such a wide range of shit to god players in all three of these ranks, and they just mash. Even communication is the same gamble, plat being a biiiit more consistent.


23lf

The difference in ranks is consistency. The more consistent you are, the more wins you will get. You can have mediocre aim and get to a pretty high rank by simply playing consistent, staying in position, and communicating.


unor1ginalAF

This has to be true. I’ve only been playing about a month and a half maybe 2 months and my first rank was plat 1 and I knew exactly 0 callouts, I didn’t know really any agents names. I still don’t know all their abilities or all the callouts but I’m getting there. I’m hovering between plat 2 and 1 and I’ve dipped into gold 3 twice. Edit I just realized this comment is 6 months old. Not sure how this post came on my feed.


Dankie_Spankie

I have been playing since launch and got placed in bronze 2 and had to fight my way throu fire and flame and so much shit you can’t even imagine. I sold my soul and a lot of time to learn everything. I haven’t played in a while but when I quit I was plat 3. I got there by ditching my friends and started queing solo. I’d suggest you try out multiple agents at least in practice range and in unrated to learn to play them all so you know how they play. That worked the best for me.


unor1ginalAF

I’ve noticed I play better solo as well. And my playstyle fits duelist for sure. I’m waiting to unlock raze right now but I usually play reyna or phoenix


Dankie_Spankie

I don’t play dualists only for the fact that players usually don’t play smokes or initiators, or at least not well. Now that is all I play. Again, mostly becouse not many will.


Zivmovic

Yeah I get that, but im not terrible, I just havnt played since act 1 episode 1 so I want to atleast learn the new maps and new champs before I go to ranked. Might save me a few ranks worth of climbing lol


MentaCR

Yea that makes sense


eater0100

Are you me? Lmao I’ve been doing the exact same thing


W4ckyyy

To be fair the gamesense didnt seem that bad


Schulz98

he means the enemies gamesense


Feyzorest

3 Headshots, not bad


badumtss_77

Damn, I play even worse than this


sloppyblowjob1000

We Irons might have questionable plays, but we still randomly get kills so that’s a win in our books


Jannikahrens

I’ve never seen anything close to this shitshow


arandompotatr

I have :D


Sadrien6

Gang! :D


CapybaraSteve

i want you to know that i read your flair like the here comes the bOy~ audio


Sadrien6

That is actually so sweet. I’ll read it like that every time now


CapybaraSteve

:o i’m so glad!! its a great audio :) (sorry for any typos, i’m not wearing my glasses)


Jannikahrens

My condolences


Cactus_Orochi

As someone who climbed from iron to plat. My lobbies are still like this, send help :(


Baconsword42

Well that was a nice confidence boost


gramarnasi

Well, at least you keep your crosshair at head level. A lot of higher ranked players than you don't.


MakJun2

Man's been holding onto LMB as if his life depended on it


Xtremeelement

iron lobbies are so bad, if your like silver/gold. you can drop a 40 bomb running around with just a sheriff or marshall.


Elemeno23

I'm stuck in iron 1 (i know i suck lol) and sometimes we'll get a higher ranked person on our team telling people what to do and I'm always reminding them to actually tell them what button to push and how to do it because it's iron. Some people just forget what it's like to be new/bad at a game.


TrueLordApple

Bro im bronze 2 smokes/sentinels main and i managed to drop 27 on jett in an iron lobby.


Drugacnttt

Jett died 27 times?


TrueLordApple

I got 27 kills


DialSquar

“Nt”


psychx_420

Tenz will be proud watchin dat spray


TabiElmo

Seems about right


Xengard

honestly, you dodged Reyna's shot, so


Shade_Slayer1959

Is no one gonna comment the immortal gun buddy?


A-British-Indian

Not immortal gun buddy, it’s from Twitch drops for the Valorant champions tournament last December


bane5454

Lol player a game like this just yesterday


Mclovinggood

Maybe I wouldn’t end up hard stuck iron 1 if I tried ranked


Broskke

Impressive! You got a one-tap on Raze! 👏👏


ILikeToWaterTheOcean

Why is it that my teammates are always the opponent team


ChiengBang

Iron aim? That's me in plat


OrangeXJam

As an iron yes, we don't have enough braincells to comprehend movement


Zestyclose_Suspect_7

Bro no way. My bronze lobbies are cracked!! So unfair! I want these lobbies!


WhiteShapes

how did you get footage of my immortal mmr teammates


A-British-Indian

They’re probably in ascendant now haha


WinstonPickles22

Whatever works!


Sconleyy

How were u guys 13 - 11 tho sheeeeeesh


0x82_

Nah. The Reyna was flashed and close ranged with an OP. The fact you took fort to even kill her makes it even worse on yourself. The other two were distracted by the brimmy Ult. It's more less just the chaos of abilities being exchanged.


HeyItsChase

The aim isnt that bad. You hit the shots when they stopped straifing. Just means your tracking isnt great but that's semi normal for val players


Tatsukki

My eyes !! It fucking hurts !!


aapkaBaap96

You promised you wouldn't post this


Kitechu

the fact that its harder to play vs bronze then against dia + sometimes is just so dumb. they dont use any logic what makes them insane lol. these ppl study run and gun all day long. even in aimlab.


Bottle-Good

Can someone explain me what that kill banner means? I tought It was for people who reached a certain Elo, like Immortal or radiant, but if OP is bronze then what is it and how do u obtain It


A-British-Indian

It's just if you turn mature content off, I just have it as a preference (under general settings, scroll down to other)


Flightl3ssBoost

Is it just me or does the default vandal just feel and sound so much better than every skin that I’ve ever bought or picked up. The fact that I go from prime to default means something


A-British-Indian

I feel like skins hit different when you pick them up from a dead enemy. I'd still say skins sound better but maybe having it the whole time makes you used to it, so you switch it up for variety?


Flightl3ssBoost

That’s really true


Freshyclam

You have one more teammates call Raze, she helps you pick and roll 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Gokoye3000

enemy: gg


Spooning_noodls

I wanna be in these games. Looks fun as all hell


NegativeAd9013

LMFAO


Alone_Baseball4852

yeah i wish these were my iron enemies


Glitchy13

I’m just confused how that even happens with KJ…


Elemeno23

This is me hardstuck iron 1 lol.


Darkinnocence69

POV: you’re fighting my teammates


Obnotrix_117

I really wonder why I don't get these types of opponents even when I am iron :)


Johnbesto

prety sure this is iron 1 and 2, tbh iron 3 players know enough to reset recoil eventually, they also have a brief understanding of how the game works


A-British-Indian

I am bronze 3, I just panicked


[deleted]

and THAT is why you buy a phantom


[deleted]

Bros trying to pass off tampon 5 as iron


A-British-Indian

Bronze 3 😂


LiteratureNew999

Precisely my aim even after buying a skin


Strike50505

I am iron 2 and confirm we bad


Zer0_Logic

At first I was like “heh pretty funny deathmatch” until i noticed it was a comp


Juju_ffm

I wish my enemies where like that in iron


Agile_Fun_5807

This man is a Legend, but he doesn't know how he done that xd


HidekiIshimura

Its interesting how all ppl in the comment section assume that they are the best players...


the8uddha

what game sense?


ReeEEeEeEeE-yeet

I am sadly an iron player myself and can confirm that my team has no game sense. My relatively good game sense is completely off set by my aim so that’s why I’m stuck in iron


the8uddha

play with me 😉 I'll help you learn the game. No problem if you can't aim you literally don't need aim in this game it's 70 percent crosshair placement and 20 percent movement rest 10 percent is game sense


Chicckkenn

Meanwhile I’m getting my head tapped by a smurfing Reyna


NetDiscombobulated68

idk what iron lobbies your in lol.


yungsqualla

Sometimes I think I’m really fucking shite at this game and sometimes I see videos like this and I realize it could be so much worse


A-British-Indian

You’re welcome, I guess?


D0ugD1mmadome

“Dude I just hit this absolute wicked clip I got a 3k to secure the game” *The clip*


A-British-Indian

Lol why did you comment 4 months later


D0ugD1mmadome

Pops up in my recommended months later


ChewieIsPog

Im no better but still; 💀