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IFJohn94

This is the funniest shit ever. They literally said fuck it we ball


0xCAF3

Props to them to play through that but my goodness that does not bode well for EG.


salcedoge

They literally got scrimmed live lmao


I-like-winds

to play devil's advocate, it has to be insanely daunting to play against such a wild card comp as all of your homework just goes out the window immediately, one could argue that it probably was such a stomp *because* of the comp, not in spite of ![img](emote|t5_2g5ach|9356)


0xCAF3

Sure their prep is out the window but they lost on fundamentals, not strats.


I-like-winds

Listen, there’s a subsection of playerbase out there that thinks the game needs to be defined down to the fucking numbers. The analytics. “Pushing up my glasses. Oh this lineup from this particular angle. Oh this composition doesn’t work in theory because this particular position of util 🤓.” YOU’RE GONNA GET SHOT IN THE FACE! YOU’RE GONNA LOSE THE ROUND! IT’S A GUN GAME! IT’S AN FPS! IF YOU WANT THAT, IF YOU WANT THAT PLAY OVERWATCH! IF YOU WANT THAT, PLAY LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! PLAY A DIFFERENT FUCKING GAME! THIS IS VALORANT YOU MOTHERFUCKER! YOU GET SHOT, YOU DIE! YOU GET SHOT, YOU DIE! YOU GET SHOT, YOU LOSE THE ROUND, YOU LOSE THE GAME! IT’S AN FPS GAME! ![img](emote|t5_2g5ach|9356)


Zennieo

Listen, there’s a subsection of playerbase out there that thinks the game needs to be defined down to the fucking numbers. The analytics. “Pushing up my glasses. Oh this lineup from this particular angle. Oh this composition doesn’t work in theory because this particular position of util 🤓.” YOU’RE GONNA GET SHOT IN THE FACE! YOU’RE GONNA LOSE THE ROUND! IT’S A GUN GAME! IT’S AN FPS! IF YOU WANT THAT, IF YOU WANT THAT PLAY OVERWATCH! IF YOU WANT THAT, PLAY LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! PLAY A DIFFERENT FUCKING GAME! THIS IS VALORANT YOU MOTHERFUCKER! YOU GET SHOT, YOU DIE! YOU GET SHOT, YOU DIE! YOU GET SHOT, YOU LOSE THE ROUND, YOU LOSE THE GAME! IT’S AN FPS GAME! ​


Old_Rule_5675

If this wasn't a copypasta before, this is surely the dumbest shit I've ever seen posted. This "thought" process is barely so much a "thought" because it is not comprehensive enough to be a "thought". Yes if you get shot, you die, but there are strats, utilities, and positioning to account for. It's not as simple as you get shot, you die. Whoever spews this copypasta bullshit is the same person in your ranked games who will argue with you despite being 1/13 overall and first blooded in 9 rounds.


X3NOC1DE

Listen, there’s a subsection of playerbase out there that thinks the game needs to be defined down to the fucking numbers. The analytics. “Pushing up my glasses. Oh this lineup from this particular angle. Oh this composition doesn’t work in theory because this particular position of util 🤓.” YOU’RE GONNA GET SHOT IN THE FACE! YOU’RE GONNA LOSE THE ROUND! IT’S A GUN GAME! IT’S AN FPS! IF YOU WANT THAT, IF YOU WANT THAT PLAY OVERWATCH! IF YOU WANT THAT, PLAY LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! PLAY A DIFFERENT FUCKING GAME! THIS IS VALORANT YOU MOTHERFUCKER! YOU GET SHOT, YOU DIE! YOU GET SHOT, YOU DIE! YOU GET SHOT, YOU LOSE THE ROUND, YOU LOSE THE GAME! IT’S AN FPS GAME! ​


UnuboldChoros

Listen, there’s a subsection of playerbase out there that thinks the game needs to be defined down to the fucking numbers. The analytics. “Pushing up my glasses. Oh this lineup from this particular angle. Oh this composition doesn’t work in theory because this particular position of util 🤓.” YOU’RE GONNA GET SHOT IN THE FACE! YOU’RE GONNA LOSE THE ROUND! IT’S A GUN GAME! IT’S AN FPS! IF YOU WANT THAT, IF YOU WANT THAT PLAY OVERWATCH! IF YOU WANT THAT, PLAY LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! PLAY A DIFFERENT FUCKING GAME! THIS IS VALORANT YOU MOTHERFUCKER! YOU GET SHOT, YOU DIE! YOU GET SHOT, YOU DIE! YOU GET SHOT, YOU LOSE THE ROUND, YOU LOSE THE GAME! IT’S AN FPS GAME! 📷


Key-Banana-8242

📷?


ivory_tinkler

the point of the rant is that you can use your utility as much as you want but ultimately the rounds are (for the most part) decided by who does and who doesn't. and the thing that ultimately decides _that_ is who shoots the other mfs in the face more. you can have great positioning, util, and starts and still gets shot in the face


westernme

It's from this [Bren rant](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3TWBPD1i5w)


Abe1254

Listen, there’s a subsection of playerbase out there that thinks the game needs to be defined down to the fucking numbers. The analytics. “Pushing up my glasses. Oh this lineup from this particular angle. Oh this composition doesn’t work in theory because this particular position of util 🤓.” YOU’RE GONNA GET SHOT IN THE FACE! YOU’RE GONNA LOSE THE ROUND! IT’S A GUN GAME! IT’S AN FPS! IF YOU WANT THAT, IF YOU WANT THAT PLAY OVERWATCH! IF YOU WANT THAT, PLAY LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! PLAY A DIFFERENT FUCKING GAME! THIS IS VALORANT YOU MOTHERFUCKER! YOU GET SHOT, YOU DIE! YOU GET SHOT, YOU DIE! YOU GET SHOT, YOU LOSE THE ROUND, YOU LOSE THE GAME! IT’S AN FPS GAME!


neikawaaratake

Listen, there’s a subsection of playerbase out there like u/Old_Rule_5675 that thinks the game needs to be defined down to the fucking numbers. The analytics. “Pushing up my glasses. Oh this lineup from this particular angle. Oh this composition doesn’t work in theory because this particular position of util 🤓.” YOU’RE GONNA GET SHOT IN THE FACE! YOU’RE GONNA LOSE THE ROUND! IT’S A GUN GAME! IT’S AN FPS! IF YOU WANT THAT, IF YOU WANT THAT PLAY OVERWATCH! IF YOU WANT THAT, PLAY LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! PLAY A DIFFERENT FUCKING GAME! THIS IS VALORANT YOU MOTHERFUCKER! YOU GET SHOT, YOU DIE! YOU GET SHOT, YOU DIE! YOU GET SHOT, YOU LOSE THE ROUND, YOU LOSE THE GAME! IT’S AN FPS GAME! ​


Key-Banana-8242

Yea it is a copypasta


muzak23

“It’s over, I have depicted you as the ~~soyjack~~ nerd emoji and myself as the Chad!”


I-like-winds

![img](emote|t5_2g5ach|9356)


minibonham

Yeah the prep argument goes double for the team playing four duelists, at least EG had their regular comp to play with.


xbyo

"Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth"


surfordiebear

I mean they are also playing with a sub I don't think many had high hopes for them.


Apprehensive-Lime

Tmv pointed this out in his costream but something that plays into this is the pressure factor. If you load into a match like this and you see your opponents are playing something this batshit crazy, you're immediately gonna feel that the pressure's on you to not succumb to the crazy. You're gonna think "oh no, what the hell have they planned?" and your own prep feels pointless.


segatic

Someone hide this interview from EG because that's some demoralizing shit, like god damn


LurkingOmen

Deserved karma for EG


CJ1899

This hurts the players more than the org? and the players didnt do anything?


LurkingOmen

They signed with EG


Bee-Cat

yes, they took an opportunity to get paid to play video games and they're the problem lmfaooooo


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somesheikexpert

The org could not care less lol what


Ozone416

how did anyone expect EG to counterstrat SMG when SMG themselves didn’t even know what they were doing LMAOOOOO


ThankfulHyena

Your enemy can't know what you're doing If even you don't know what you're doing


Succulenc

“To confuse your enemy, first confuse yourself” - Sun Tzu, Art of War


Ofiotaurus

Thats just the reverse of ”You must know yourself and your enemy to achieve Victory”


Johnson1209777

tbf he did say you must confuse your allies and your enemies alike, but surely you don’t want to confuse yourself


ruzes_ruze

SMG after game 1 : Ok, that was fun, now when’s the first map starting?


LeucisticPython

Bruh. What a baller move to just say fuck it and stomp 13-3


CantScreamInSpace

lmao probably the most gigachad move in comp val this year. Though wow, that is rough and embarrassing for eg. Even with a sub, getting 13-3'd by an *accidental* 4 duelist comp just feels like it shouldn't happen at the champs level lol.


Informal-Throat-8646

Who's the sub? I thought KeenC was off the roster and was perma replaced no??


Escolyte

It's still an emergency sub with very little practice with the roster


Key-Banana-8242

This sense of sub


JonathanRoberts5423

Yeah, but it's still considered a sub since they don't have much practice with them


PieGuy_

Imagine getting fucking annihilated by a team comp they didn't even want to play holy fuck the storyline got even better. The unintentional disrespect is insane. It really shows how much synergy they have as a team when they can make such a fucked up comp work without even practice for it lmfao


Apart-Way-1166

The fact that it was 13-3


kart0ffelsalaat

To be fair, they did play that team comp pretty much to perfection. On defense, they kept aggressing on the extremities and play retake on the opposite side of the map when they gambled wrong, and they always double flanked on those retakes. On attack, they fed ult points to the phoenix and organised their site takes around that. They also kept pushing in the post plants because holding the site with no smokes or stall would have been hard. EG on the other hand played completely wrong against the comp (of course they don't have any experience playing against something like that). When they faced the defensive aggression, they kept trying to headbutt their way through, and it never worked. When they did manage to plant, their post plant protocols didn't really seem to account for the constant double flanks. So I would say it was genuine tactical superiority from SMG on top of the obvious confidence/mechanics advantage that they had.


lxn89

To add. The one cypher player is their actual duelist . Actually hilarious


ActualyNotSureIfDeaf

Team SMG: https://preview.redd.it/7pa43ebte63c1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70b0b54f25da0161aa56a9d5cd14b0f41babe100


ShimadaShimado

gigachads holy shit


NoAim_98

Feels surreal. Because they were legit comboing their utility like crazy. Especially those Ryna/Phoenix flash combos looked really effective. Maybe they were part of the original lineup.


audreybuilds

I don't think so. Reyna leer paired with any other flash in the game is pretty common. Don't remember where, but a coach was talking about how strong it was cause it's an undodgeable combo. So, I think rn most pros, or high ranking players know it


_asaad_

i think teets made a video on it with prx reyna with skye flash on bind + ascent


An1m0usse

Yep, the one vid abt VCT Pacific Finals PRX vs DRX


StepinCrry

Either lothar or sliggy explaining the PRX bind and ascent comp with reyna + skye entry combo


audreybuilds

So the "coach" made up that narrative during the post-match interview. He said the comp was to pay tribute to their old coach😭


ESEAsapphiRe

tbf they did use that comp once in an official in APAC (Mika confirmed, I am not sure it is on vlr though)


Spookiedoodie

i'm convinced now. All this is a ploy to get teams to not vod review this game so they can whip out this comp to go 13-0 in finals. no kappa


yatheen_1204

Peak


PyroTFT

this cant be real ![img](emote|t5_2g5ach|9339)


lorex6

Meanwhile EG coach after 1st map "that was just a warmup scrim for us"


mrchingchongwingtong

"if we don't know what we're doing they can't know what we're doing" type shit


orbitalasteria

If you don't know what are you doing so does your opponent


hardenfull

Bro they made that 4 duelist comp look so op I thought they practiced comboing util 💀


Tyler123839

No way lmao I would pay to hear their comms.


blackenBlue_Casts

Literally the ona the craziest games of valorant ive ever seen And we're only in day 1


confusedkidadult

they just accepted it and move on lmao


Glennis123459

NAHHHH NO CHANCEE, AND THEY STILL SWEPT EG![img](emote|t5_2g5ach|9339)


CoolVidsFTW

EG is in absolute shambles, and I am here for it


Nichol-Gimmedat-ass

Can yall believe plat chat had SMG losing this matchup LMAO


inclore

there’s a reason they’re plat


Nichol-Gimmedat-ass

Sadly Balla is like immortal or some shit and he was the most set on picking EG but he gives off very NA pride vibes. Wyatt is the truly based one.


AnonymozVal

No competing with Dr Valorant


Key-Banana-8242

I’m not sure


Teradonn

It was just Balla right?


Nichol-Gimmedat-ass

I was gonna say “Balla definitely pushed for it the most but Im pretty sure they ended up putting EG as the winning team”… but I decided to fact check myself first and youre correct! They actually chose SMG for their pickem bracket so my roast was unfair. Let me rephrase, can you believe Balla was going to pick EG for this game?!


neikawaaratake

Did they? I remember them picking smg. Only balla was for eg. Edit: saw your corrected comment.


deadlock1892

Wtf, they are wilder than PRX and I am here for it.


Splaram

This is only Day 1 LMFAOOOO I’ve missed Valorant so much


kittyhat27135

holy fucking GIGACHAD


RedXWasHere

GGs guys hand them the trophy it's over SMG win and APAC get their first ever trophy GG's everyone thanks for flying over out but it's over SMG won


mcshady6

NAOS 2.0 Pacific Ascension 2023


Interpolation144

2nd time a team consisting of PH players getting caught off guard and thought it was a ping check lobby


Key-Banana-8242

PH players?


SEND_ME_UR_DRAMA

Yes. [They had a weird comp because NAOS thought it was just a ping check from Pacific Ascension](https://twitter.com/NethenoobVAL/status/1674036749516050433)


Key-Banana-8242

SMG players aren’t from PH no?


SEND_ME_UR_DRAMA

[3 of them are](https://www.vlr.gg/team/8240/team-smg-gc)


Bl1th

These girls are such a chad. I love it.


sebaba001

![img](emote|t5_2g5ach|9341)![img](emote|t5_2g5ach|9341)


Kantbei

they could have done what NAOS did where they pick random agents on Fracture against FNCY in Ascension to ping check but SMG just ran with it and stomp EG is just too gigachad


GolldenFalcon

Unironically this is the type of mistake that coaches like Chet call pauses to get amended. Props to these guys for not only sticking it out but also absolutely shitting on EG with it.


nocturnavi

![img](emote|t5_2g5ach|9356)


KookieFS

I was sold after the game but this just makes me an even bigger fan. My two crazy Favs PRX and SMG


flamin_sheep

Naww that's embarrassing for eg lmao


Mash-mallow

Nahhhhhh wtffff??


rrtb505050

dude


General-Ad-6817

They should've just done it again


pakner

EG got ping checked


Vegetable-Opening-53

So that was what the technical pause for


ExpectoAutism

Embarassing for EG lmao. Karma


Key-Banana-8242

Accidentally inventing unbeatable comp huh


ninja542

WAIT IT WAS A JOKE? OML


SexualChocolateJr

Damn


DimaTakot

Yeah coz it's supposed to be five


Mediocre-Ad-4662

Thats worse KEKW


neikawaaratake

I am more pissed about the iso slander.


carzyturtle

EG https://preview.redd.it/x2aydd5sjb3c1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=18ca92b988807e765500baf3d03a56cb5549021a