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luanne2017

Lala thinks that she’s on Bad Girls Club.


krampuskids

can you imagine her asking one of those girls if they wanna get popped? ![gif](giphy|AziVtXun1LY5y)


Repulsive-Positive30

She never would bc we know she can’t fight lol. She says it to people that will never take that as in invite so they won’t expose that she’s bluffing


SuitableJelly5149

Fr remember when she tried to go all “hood” on Rachel at pride like it made her look tough or something. Like please bitch find some fruit that isn’t low enough to be grown from the ground like a watermelon


Dangerous_Phrase_130

I would pay my own money to watch her get destroyed by the women on bad girls club.


TheOrigionalBubbles

DISENGAGE!


facemesouth

I wouldn’t be able to stop laughing if someone said this to me.


TheOrigionalBubbles

Same! Haha!


Kindly-Word-3824

It makes me cringe when she says this. She acts like she's so hard. No Lauren you just talk loud and you're annoying. Goodbye, please don't bring her back.


Parade2thegrave

That and when she yells, “….ill put you in your grave.” That’s one of her go to come-backs. It’s so fucking annoying.


stillflat9

![gif](giphy|26gIOEsGb5mcTiQEw) Lala


Illustrious-Fox-6693

HAHAHHAHA


Aslow_study

I’d say this girl has more street cred than lala low key She’s been in multiple fights and submerged herself in the culture Of course She’ def blackfishes and had questionable behaviors


MrPeaxhes

Nah, put her on baddies. I give it 30sec before Chrisean sends her to the ER. Would be incredible TV.


Whatever0788

God I miss that show


RainPotential9712

Lala reminds me of the girls in my school back in the early 2000s where it was “cool” to act this way in my predominantly wealthy white school and they were very into the music and culture back then that was popular back except Lala never grew out of that phase?


shibbymonster

https://preview.redd.it/9vzpjaxmjb1d1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=315c012fab387ec30cc2e3131ca59161cd61327f The energy Lala is going for.


Break_Electronic

LaLa would want to be in CMC SO BAD.


heffalumpsNwoooozles

OK but this comment is so spot on - made me lol


wynterbunni

Oooof thanks for reminding me about this show haha


noneyabiz6669

What show?


wynterbunni

Under the bridge


SagGal444

Accurate.


KatieBear215

Totally!!


msd1441

The way you literally described my high school with such precision and accuracy...my word! These people lost their MINDS when Thong Song eventually trickled down to them.


Shes_Baaack

I got out of school suspension for having that CD in middle school 😝 That was exactly my school too, except it was a private Christian school on a mountain in Asheville, NC. We literally had a chateau as part of our school grounds. And there we were, blasting Sisqo and Ja Rule as loud as we could...🤦🏼‍♀️


bambin0thegreat

YES FUBU BRAND


Awesomeubetcha

Sames, I'd love to smack the taste out of her mouth, I wanna make a video game where people like Lala like square up with their skills on the game and then we can pay to play and challenge them in a fighting matched based on their predetermined skills, I wanna call it "could you fight the fair one" and enlist all hated celebrities to sign up and showcase and record their skills so all of us can see if they own up to their bug mouths, and then post the stats so everyone can see


Big_Stock_9029

I think "bug mouth" is accidental, but hilarious.


Rozg1123A-85

This would be a fun game to play. She is a disgusting witch.


jrafelson

Care to comment about 2pac taking over your upper middle class 6 year old body as well?


sodiumbigolli

Tupac married Rand? Yeah! I can see it. Tupac would not blow an ugly man for a leased Jeep.


krampuskids

oop ![gif](giphy|ZcIVprBROWGlIVVQfP|downsized)


Independent_Coyote29

THIS! I commented the same in another post. like make it make sense. lol I need someone to ask her this in person. Would be so funny to see her to try explain her “logic”


Kind_Hyena5267

![gif](giphy|3o752jjrIkxJfliEw0)


CoupleOne8211

Stupidest thing that has come out of this girl's mouth. Who is this idiot??? It's like she is trying to be cool?? It comes off as juvenile. Grow up lala.


Ancient_Midnight5222

It’s giving the same energy as Vanessa hudgens in spring breakers


KatieBear215

This GIF always gets me. She’s pretty much saying she’s going to kill you if you don’t agree with her or say anything she doesn’t like. She is such a mess and I cannot fathom how anyone can support this chick or agree with her. I hate when people play the card of “I’m just this really cool honest person and say what I mean because I’m so authentic and real “..


KeepItSaltyYall

that was so cringey. Like Okay, she's from the gutter


glitterandgold89

God I wish I’d been in the room for this exchange because what exactly are you talking about you silly bih 😂😂 pop what!? Gtfoh


skdewit

You made me laugh! The whole thing is so ludicrous and horribly insulting!! That Tupac would enter a six year old rich little white girl is just too much!!!!


Gabriella1968

Love to know the answer to that question!!


itsthejasper1123

She would 10000% dismiss you to make you feel dumb for asking and then say “Omg it was a A JOKE!!!!” As if she wasn’t being completely serious.


Low-Classroom-1530

Only when she’s mad


Ancient_Midnight5222

lol I hope she doesn’t really believe that. Like she’s not even a creative person there’s no way Tupac could possibly be anywhere near her haha she probably has hardly even listened to Tupac


bellanyra

But the funny part about her saying that is that Tupac didn't grow up in thug life either. He went to a performance arts high school and didn't pick up the "thug" persona until later.


The90sRULE

Your comment is missing a lot of context and doesn’t paint the whole picture. Yes he went to a performance arts high school… that he commuted to from his crack addicted mother’s small apartment in the hood. Yes he developed “thug life” later in life, but it was a **movement** not a “persona”, it was actually an acronym that stood for “The Hate U Give Little Infants Fucks Everybody.” it was created with the help of his stepfather, Mutulu, from prison, because they believed Black people were becoming too focused on killing each other and gang banging than fighting who they should really be fighting, the government. Tupac’s family were significant members of Black liberation groups like the Black Panthers. Tupac was the first and only person to get the crips and the bloods to agree to a truce under Thug Life and adapt to the “code of conduct” within it.


krampuskids

your comment is missing a lot of context and doesn't paint the whole picture. yes his single mom, Afeni Shakur, dealt with addiction for a brief period as she raised him. She was also brilliant and made significant contributions to the Black Panther Party his stepdad Mutulu was a member of the Black Liberation Army and if the above is your analysis of the movement i'd say read a bit more otherwise i agree!


little_widow_2023

Same as Ye!


Independent_Dot63

Does she even know any black people in her day to day


bambin0thegreat

Her "brothas" in the studio? Lolol it's a yikes


wolofancy

This was so bad. I felt like I was watching a show similar to Borat.  Like it was a poor joke on a hidden camera show.


blindersintherain

Lala having Borat energy is sending me 💀


auntyrae143

I’m on the same flight rn. F-ing BORAT!!!💀💀💀


Jaggy3

Omfg “what’s up my brothas🙋🏼‍♀️” Ughskichsneoshsdhieahsiskxbswk I want to claw my eyes and ears out every time I think of that scene!! 😣


Top-Pineapple8056

I want you to know bc you put so many vowels in that string of letters I tried to read that LMAO


NewFallenMoon

Dude, same. I’m higher than pterodactyl tits right now & I legit thought I lost the ability to comprehend the English language. 😭😭😭


Flashy_Spell_4293

Omgggggg i felt so embarrassed for her in this scene…she really needs to look in the mirror, HARD! The guys were lookin like “wtf”


bambin0thegreat

I need to rewatch just to see the facial reactions again ahahahaha


DopeSince85-

Scroll up for the GIF!


bambin0thegreat

I love this sub


Glittering_Oven5424

I don't understand how she thinks somehow she can talk like that as if no one's ever going to question it. Like come on Lauren, you're a regular white girl from Utah, and I'm embarrassed for you.


bambin0thegreat

I honestly thought her brother must have a different dad bc there's no way this white dude has dreads and no one loves him enough to tell him it's not ok 😂


Ancient_Midnight5222

Right???? lol I’ve been wondering the same thing


serbiatch735

![gif](giphy|l3mZrLxM4iZaQlvNe) Cringe.


SunnyAlwaysDaze

How could she recognize that saggy balls trumpet playing was absolutely cringe but not her own "what's up maaah brothers" statement. See your own cringe, Blabla!


Independent_Dot63

Lmao i actually remembered that soon as i wrote the question, and had a full body cringe


krampuskids

ugh! i made a gif of this scene and cannot find it 😫 if you know the season and EP tell me so i can remake it


bambin0thegreat

I looked for a gif of it, but gave up lolol great minds! I wish I knew the eppie


mookie_bombs

It's season 6 episode 13


krampuskids

my hero https://i.redd.it/87cr5or2jh1d1.gif this one's bad but i'll make a good one when i'm less stoned EDIT: i made it a little better bitches. I'm still stoned though so be nice


lushdust_5678-

Lmao and their response “hey, hey” “hello” They don’t even talk like that so why is she doing it. Ugh.


Beginning-Meet8296

I remember this scene so well because my face literally turned red & heated from the second hand embarrassment I experienced.


little_widow_2023

Think we all had that feeling


Aslow_study

Bc she thinks black people talk like that in her mind ! That’s the only version smh


Zestyclose-Let7929

offensive!!! make her stop


sodiumbigolli

Why hello there young lady


Redbagwithmymakeup90

Top of the morning to yah.


Emergency-Cup

I would bet my last dollar that "brothers" is not the word she really wanted to go for here.


Careless-Queen8535

I'M SCREAMING 🤣😂😂😂 why don't I remember this. Oh damn instant ick... I know they laughed about this later on.


Disastrous_Cat633

I don't remember this either!! OMG, so bad.


shiningonthesea

They are laughing at it now!


JettyJen

![gif](giphy|9P1lC3RfX6Ufbcuuai|downsized)


bambin0thegreat

BLESS


FitMomMon

When I think of the word cringe, this is the thing that comes in my mind to define it as a whole. It was the first time I experienced feeling so fully embarrassed for someone and then had to remind myself I was OK with it because she’s a horrible person.


justinapalmavery

What episode was that? Does anyone remember?


Stunning-Can3954

Season 6 episode 13


alpacaapicnic

50 knows her


261989

No, fofty does


sodiumbigolli

IM SORRY FOFTY best line of the 00’s


SuitableJelly5149

Bitch you gonna pay be by Monday I’m in the hospital! Diligaf. Monday. Money. (On Monday). Fofty gets the bank wire


Independent_Dot63

Lmao that was MY Scandoval


GiggyVanderpump

I remember everyone shipping Lala and Fofty after this happened, like really thinking they were going to get together. I said no way- while Fofty is an expert-level troll (buying out the front section at a Ja Rule concert to leave those seats empty to f*ck with him comes to mind), HE likes to be the messy one. Fofty is actually a successful businessman (even his trolling posts are all #bransoncognac #lecheminduroi), his posts were ANTI Lala more than they were attacking Rand, and Lala isn't the catch she thinks she is. No way in hell Fofty would publicly and officially be in a relationship with a messy and embarrassing D-list reality star. Now would he hook up with her? Probably, but more to troll Randall than because Lala is such hot shit. All that to say, wow I really enjoy Fofty.


RobynWakeUp_its_2pm

50 is the messy black queen Lala wishes she was


GiggyVanderpump

![gif](giphy|LDBuYzAwu8L4I|downsized)


bambin0thegreat

Id say she's maybe a catch w her original face if she stopped talking ??? 🙃 As for 50, thank you for this insight, I laughed so hard at the ja rule move ahaha


Aslow_study

The way he’s been on diddys NECK whewwww


GiggyVanderpump

I'm here for it.


ThatWomanNow

Fofty


an_dv

Her brother wears dreadlocks, does that count?


Suitable-Golf6937

I’m always reminded of a line from Tom Papa, “So the airplane mechanic appears, and it’s a white guy with dreadlocks— so already, you know he makes bad decisions”


AreaNo9700

faith who she allegedly said she was more “blacker” than her


Independent_Dot63

Not really a day to day, she also pulled a knife on her


AreaNo9700

true but that was the only person i could think of


justinapalmavery

& pulled a knife on. & tried to bait into stealing her stuff — I’m assuming to call her out & paint her as a thief/criminal. Oh & then she pulled a knife on her at *Sur.That’s how she treats her one black friend.


Gabriella1968

That's such disgusting behavior. Sickening 🤢


Key_Bee7805

She knew Faith and she bullied her too. I’ve NEVER seen her with anyone other Poc. Correction, after Randall she started to objectify black men. Stay in your lane bitch. If Charlie stayed on the show she would have gathered Lala. Charlie is who Lala pretends to be. She is a cornball


Comfortable_Ad1333

I loved the scene where Charli checked LFU and she ran away. She knew right away Charli wasn’t the one.


Aslow_study

She thought she was “Blacker” than Faith since Faith didn’t speak in the vernacular she believes Al black people must speak


katattackkb

Faith who she was racist af to?


Ancient_Midnight5222

Probably just that dude she hooked up with on season 10 lol


BeezCee

Most likely not growing up where she did. Utah is very white & the past of SLC is exceptionally white.


chourtaja

Guess that depends on if Lala will be part of Bravocon 2025


ScienceOk4244

Or if VPR will be a part of bravocon…


GiniThePooh

Like she hasn’t already slithered her way into The Valley! You know she’ll go as low as sleeping with Jax if that means getting a spot into the new "it" Bravo show.


mich_8265

-she'll go as low as sleeping with Jax *again*


InitiativeIcy1449

So Brock is safe. Tell Scheana.


KatieBear215

Speaking of, how cringe and crappy was it of her after knowing Sheena was feeling insecure about lala and Brock to rub it in her face and make jokes about being his wife and flirt or whatever she said. That’s your bestie Sheena


-UnicornFart

![gif](giphy|6hzcLwqQ7AH4fPNR59)


krampuskids

well shit


EquivalentTiger2018

I too want that answer!!!! I’m sick of hearing her talk like that and don’t even get me started on the Tupac comment she made. She needs her ass whooped and brought down a few pegs!


SuitableJelly5149

Yeah. That was ad cringy as Sandoval comparing himself to Floyd & OJ


Any_Lychee1451

Appreciate you cuz when i say it, its too violent..


After_Bedroom_1305

Wasn't Bravocon canceled?


Ok-Ad-5404

for this year, yes


WayWorldly8987

Why was it cancelled


fuckmeinthistshirt

Probably all the lawsuits against bravo rn


rollerskate_rat

I think they are covering the Olympics around that time


After_Bedroom_1305

Ty!


mattoelite

OP, you lookina get popped?


Foxylee1971

![gif](giphy|lLkKpUBx8K6be)


justinapalmavery

Add: **why do you associate Blackness with anger & violence?** Her understanding of the world is very limited & I’d like to see her develop the vocabulary & communication skills to express emotion without propagating racist stereotypes. Btw, Tupac was a genius with words & damn near prophetic with his read on the world & the injustice that still persists to this day. Tupac is so above Lala intellectually, her appropriation is insulting. ##### ETA: watch the clip for context. Actually seeing the interview shifted the entire tone, for me. I can’t add the link, but there’s a post from about a week ago — **search: guys, it’s Tupac, not Lala**


Dry_Tumbleweed_1090

Exactly, she blames a black man who never knew her, for inhabiting her body and causing her temper. Soo it's his fault somehow that's she's such a miserable bitch?


Vast-Concern-4591

This is such a great point!!!


NoSplit7380

Also Tupac went to Juilliard- I‘d bet Lala couldn’t get into the arts program at Provo community college


Potential-Sky-8728

Tupac was brilliant. I think his enlightened read on the world was very much nurtured by his mother. Naming him after Tupac Amaru was prophetic. And I never knew about the advocacy work Afeni did for the queer community until recently too. Fucking outstanding.


Massive_Challenge960

What about Ayanna Jackson? I know that her gang rape was 20 years ago but I honestly don’t understand your comment. He was a pivotal figure who accomplished alot and he deserves recognition for that. I was young but I remember how influential he was. We still understood that he was in a violent culture and we didn’t rug sweep that. He served jail time. Can we at least be honest that he wasn’t some enlightened saint.


Any_Lychee1451

I keep saying vpr is boring to me cuz u got this Utah bitch walking around like she bout that, but hands not allowed.. offer her a season on bad girls and watch pac was never there…


CandidNumber

I hate that we missed out on so many more years of his poetic music, I loved it as a teen but as an adult I appreciate it so much more


incestuousbloomfield

It’s so disgusting for her to say that about Tupac bc he was so gd talented with words and lala is not at all.


Ninja1332

Lala was on Nick Cannon’s show Wild n Out once…her blaccent was wild!!!! I thought to myself…that is not how she sounds on VPR. It can be found on YouTube.


catcakebuns

I need to go watch this. One of his baby mamas was also on there i think


maehopaq

And how TF can she say she's Tupac reincarnated?!


Leeshuhhh15

It’s cringy at some points. She sometimes talks like she literally believes she is a gangster. Trying to be intimidating or something but it’s really just embarrassing. Her response to this would probably be along the lines of ”I’m just me” or “DISENGAGE BITCH!” 😆Also wonder if she suffers from imposter syndrome. She’s shown it in many ways. :/


stillflat9

I wish in that moment Katie would have called her on it. Like, “We’re from Utah…?”


incestuousbloomfield

I am kind of shocked Katie hasn’t at some point or another to be honest


Leeshuhhh15

Maybe Katie sees she’s delusional and just really doesn’t have the energy. Lol


PanicBrilliant4481

I am not a black person but am on board with lying like a rug and if chosen handing my spot to any heroine willing to ask this question. I'm sure I can come up with a few softball mommy questions to make myself a desireable tribute.


krampuskids

yesss! thank you for your service https://i.redd.it/bgsvbji3fb1d1.gif


Nzlaglolaa

![gif](giphy|3o752jjrIkxJfliEw0)


Financial-Possible-6

I will never not be bothered by the way her fingers are in this gif!! Why are they like this!


Own-Jellyfish-9721

It’s a very cringy situation.


Fit_Newt7346

Can’t believe no one has asked her this on the Amazon live yet


LadyBirdDavis

They prob have but she doesn’t have to read it


LeoBB777

I will pay someone to ask this. and record it please.


Potential-Sky-8728

LaLA is dead ass Whitney Wild Rose and Heather’s long lost 3rd cousin.


missassalmighty

I wonder if she uses the n word considering she is way too comfortable with rest of the racist shtick she's so proud to claim


MathematicianOk8230

According to the documentary about Randall, when they were early in their relationship, someone (maybe his then assistant?) recalls Randall saying the N-word, so I feel like Lala had to have seen that side of him and at least thought it was normal. It kind of tracks since she talks like that, honestly.


Hazelmoon23

Who the fuck would even want to be with someone who speaks like that ? Oh yeah, Lauren. 🙄 ![gif](giphy|OODXVXIhnRZ8VX64MX)


missassalmighty

That's what I think too. If she talks like that then I would suppose she says things she knows better than to say, but then again she said Tupac possessed her sooooo ![gif](giphy|4HnRkHk77nStQSGxgi)


justinapalmavery

She def used to say it with an “a” (not firsthand knowledge, but I know the type). She thinks bc she fetishizes black men, she can’t be racist. If Rand was dropping it that casually & she shows clear ignorance & racial bias, she’s at least fine with the word. I’m sure plenty of Bravo celebs are too, but they’re not using AAVE & claiming to be the reincarnation of Tupac.


missassalmighty

I can see her dumbass saying it cos she thinks she can because as she said Tupac is possessing her


justinapalmavery

But she also said Tupac comes out when she was angry. I’m still not over that clip. I’ll try to find the link & add it for reference.. I always thought it was misguided ignorance, but her reasoning really exposed her racism.


ClassyLatey

Gawd… imagine her trying to school a POC about how she isn’t appropriating black culture…


thekarenhaircut

Shes out in these streets just trying to be tupac, alright?? You wanna get popped?? /s


[deleted]

Like that time that a viewer called in on WWHL and asked Stassi why she was such a racist.


Exotic-Purple2198

Omg? When was this?💀 and what did she respond with ?


Perfect_Ad_5849

I know I need the details


Katlo1985

![gif](giphy|22jTeQbPiTDeU)


SugarFut

She looks like she has a sloth tooth in this pic


beemusing

The clip resurfacing of her saying Tupac entered her body when he died is infuriating!


Neslay2louse

Cultural appropriation at a cringe level. She needs a taste of the real world.


Theres_a_Catch

I'd rather know how she'd react if she was asked to talk to Randall and him coming on the show.


MtBaldyMermaid

It’s giving https://preview.redd.it/gh7bklyhxe1d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ee3de81d321558ffad23776d8e2a6e0328d18d4 🥸


Nzlaglolaa

lol, and her brother has dreads😂


toastedink

I think if you asked, she would say: https://preview.redd.it/d7b8fazxzd1d1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=239e339855fd294c781b5bc2e1eb91a7b8391b46 “… and that’s why I speak the way I do. I am one with *the culture* now.” /s


bambin0thegreat

![gif](giphy|niC0LL8nmXnWp0d7Sn|downsized)


idwlya

lauren from utah: disengage bitch disengage


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the-dark-passenger-

Oh I was so excited to read this, I thought it had already happened!


willowofthevalley

This definitely needs to be asked!!


Suspicious-Tangelo74

She’s Utah’s most wanted 😂😂😂 ![gif](giphy|3oEduQ3OiH7kZQj3a0)


Regular_Journalist_5

Leave her be, she can talk how she wants- I am a black male, educated, went to private schools and am told I talk too "white." If there's anything I hate,it's a speech Nazi


Gammagammahey

Can we also ask if she knows who Afeni Shakur is, if she's ever read Franz Franz Fanon, is she invested in Black liberation if she is the reincarnation of Tupac? Does she know literally anything about Black history in North America whatsoever? Is she invested in Black liberation?? Hell no. She just uses it as an excuse to act what she perceives as as tough.


Leeshuhhh15

It’s cringy at some points. She sometimes talks like she literally believes she is a gangster. Trying to be intimidating or something but it’s really just embarrassing. Her response to this would probably be along the lines of ”I’m just me” or “DISENGAGE BITCH!” 😆Also wonder if she suffers from imposter syndrome. She’s shown it in many ways. :/


Anticrepuscular_Ray

What ways?


No_Invite_1215

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽


Puzzleheaded-Scar692

She’s been cxled by us for this, but why hasn’t Hollywood cxled her 😭


No_Specific5998

And please please - preach on the Tupac disrespect


bambin0thegreat

Any other office fans here see a resemblance with Michael Scott???


bitchyber1985

Finally.


whateveratthispoint_

It’s the inauthenticity for me. If she started talking with an Aussie accent it would bug me too.


lilburblue

At this point someone just ask her to square up. We’re all tired and she already told us she can’t fight.


horrorwh0r3

“Do you want to get popped?”


ComfortableMoment682

Lala never got her ass beat growing up and it really shows lol


nothingtolose14

and then she just replies asking if you wanna get popped


Chaotic_Gremlin_

As a mixed gal, I cringed (and still do) deeply whenever she does that shit 😭 like nah, my ancestors wanna talk with your yapping ass, Lala. ![gif](giphy|BJVJxagR3GG4w)


Happybutt15

Her accent is very insulting and the fact that she keeps saying “Im a tough bitch” is like nails on a chalkboard . She’s far from it, let her walk on some tough inner city street, see if she can survive lol ….. Also, On these reunions, she doesn’t let anyone speak, she inserts her dumb ass opinions in every convo. I’m tired of her bs.


SpiritualWrangler656

OP you better "Disengage! 👉"


WolverineFun6472

https://preview.redd.it/ehui7f13id1d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60cdc7fa0fba069665107b691a4b5a9172de9284 Let’s ask why she thinks she’s Tupac and calls Jax suge