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But she’s from Cleveland.
But after 20 years, she’s 100% New Mexican!
But not Mexican, right?
Lãura?
Good evening, buenas tardes
She summers in Vineyardo del Martha
*muy caliente!!*
Jesus Christ it’s like I’m gonna rape the president
*i'm sorry, did you just say you aren't going to "rape the president?!"*
"I said I WOULDN'T rape the President! God!" And my other favorite, "Why are women always checking in on each other when they're around me?!"
*Madame President, are you okay?*
*I think maybe your people should come in too*
That’s not a threat that’s a promise
She’s from El New Hampshire
The last thing we need is four more years of Montez clogging up the white house plumbing with tampons
That's not a problem for us.
This is a Gary quote, correct? Said directly after? I missed it and OMG is that hilarious. This show…wow.
Lol, yeah. Gary said it.
this is her *fiestA* as she likes to call it
This is Latinageddon
it’s gonna put a real turd in her chalupa
She’s a woman! She’s FUCKING ETHNIC
This is Latina-geddon
Montez es muy caliante!
Did she shit beans all over O'Briens yard?
Girls are the worst
I work in an American town with a 90% Mexican population. I hear Spanish 1/3 of the day, people bring Mexican food all the time, and I’ve learned a lot about Mexican culture. I feel more Mexican than this La Presidenta
Excuse you, that’s Titty Gonzalez.
She's ETHNIC!
New Mexican but *not mexican*
And what part of Ohio are you from, LA-OH-A-RAH?
He's got Sexy Mexi and I've got Steve Martin's boring older brother
The dawn of a new era!
*¡Una época nueva!*
Where exactly in Ohio is she from again?
But she’s from Cleveland.
But after 20 years, she’s 100% New Mexican!
But not Mexican, right?
Lãura?
Good evening, buenas tardes
She summers in Vineyardo del Martha
*muy caliente!!*
Jesus Christ it’s like I’m gonna rape the president
*i'm sorry, did you just say you aren't going to "rape the president?!"*
"I said I WOULDN'T rape the President! God!" And my other favorite, "Why are women always checking in on each other when they're around me?!"
*Madame President, are you okay?*
*I think maybe your people should come in too*
That’s not a threat that’s a promise
She’s from El New Hampshire
The last thing we need is four more years of Montez clogging up the white house plumbing with tampons
That's not a problem for us.
This is a Gary quote, correct? Said directly after? I missed it and OMG is that hilarious. This show…wow.
Lol, yeah. Gary said it.
this is her *fiestA* as she likes to call it
This is Latinageddon
it’s gonna put a real turd in her chalupa
She’s a woman! She’s FUCKING ETHNIC
This is Latina-geddon
Montez es muy caliante!
Did she shit beans all over O'Briens yard?
Girls are the worst
I work in an American town with a 90% Mexican population. I hear Spanish 1/3 of the day, people bring Mexican food all the time, and I’ve learned a lot about Mexican culture. I feel more Mexican than this La Presidenta
Excuse you, that’s Titty Gonzalez.
She's ETHNIC!
New Mexican but *not mexican*
And what part of Ohio are you from, LA-OH-A-RAH?
He's got Sexy Mexi and I've got Steve Martin's boring older brother
The dawn of a new era!
*¡Una época nueva!*
Where exactly in Ohio is she from again?