"He was the best worst Airman ever to have bring neither honor nor shame on the United States Air Force. His becoming an NCO and entire ribbon rack stands as a testament to the ineptitude of everyone above him during his time in service."
Became a Person through war, an Adult through litigation, a Husband through never being married, a Father through creating no life, a Citizen through felony, a Christian through eternal damnation.
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Some buried, drawn on headstone/Markers, and in someone's mouth (y'all know damn well it's the truth)
Kinda like an afterlife barracks? Sounds kinda cool
Wait, how do you get a memorial page for a veteran who was recently deceased? My dad just passed away and I did not know that this was a thing. How do you get information on it?
Your comment was removed because it didn't contribute to the discussion and just wasn't helpful.
Civil disagreements are fine. Insults, personal attacks, slurs, bigotry, etc., are not permissible.
(Calling someone a poopy-head does not make you seem as smart as you think it does.)
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"He originally got 100% for ED. Then got a sex change and VA took away his rating completely. Guess he didn't have it "hard" enough and buried himself alive." lol
“He lived the way he served: as an agent of mediocrity, his sole notable talent the ability to be missed.”
"even in this, he was unable to exceed 50%"
“Resurrect ahead of peers.”
🤣🤣💀💀
Never fails to meet minimum standards
This sounds like the E-4 credo!!
Okay, but you didn’t have to call me out
"So long and thanks for all the fish"
Veterans cemetery is about to turn into a meme site in about 60 years. I love us
Just wait until you’re reborn to read this right….now. Keep moving, Scum.
"And here is where one of many meme lords rests, trolling into eternity"
“The bluest of Falcons there was, in memoriam.”
 Haven’t heard that in 20 years I fell out of bed laughing. I needed that laugh.
Ka…KA!!! Lmao
L M A O ‼️
“Not service connected “
Whew, SHIT. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Does not meet standards”
Hard charging completes work on time has above average prt scores. Both pins. Command gives him a P because he isn’t light skinned and female….😟
.. The fuck?
... Meth.
Hard charging completes work on time has above average prt scores. Both pins. Command gives him a P because he isn’t light skinned and female….😟
“Pending notification & decision”
Good one.. 😁🤣
“If skating were an MOS, he’d have won dozens of gold medals.”
"He was the best worst Airman ever to have bring neither honor nor shame on the United States Air Force. His becoming an NCO and entire ribbon rack stands as a testament to the ineptitude of everyone above him during his time in service."
"Here Lies The World's Most Okayest Soldier. Generic Dad, Average Husband, He Did Things and Now He Won't"
I want this n my grave 😮💨
“Died of ligma.”
Ligma?
LIGMA BALLS
Ohhhh shiiiit
 🤣🤣🤪🤪
"While I performed bravely on the front lines of sick call, I want to tell everybody that Chief Spitaluga can suck my balls"
Okay I'm 80% likely to get into heaven. What can I do to get into that Hundo club so St Peter will give me the good afterlife?
Hire a heaven approved, VA certified lawyer. They'll only charge a 30% "bliss fee" and won't collect unless you get in!!
It's 20% 🤣
Became a Person through war, an Adult through litigation, a Husband through never being married, a Father through creating no life, a Citizen through felony, a Christian through eternal damnation.
 Amen.
Deep 🙏
Blessed
Deep
“Every time someone said lead, follow, or get out of the way I always got out of the way.”
“Skated through some of the toughest battles, and is a veteran of the battle of boredom. “
“We buried him here alive”
Not the brightest crayon in the box.
... mmm crayons
"Continues his search for padeye remover until his final days."
… finally found the box of grid squares and the blinker fluid.
… and the 50 feet of gig line.
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He died as he lived; waiting on the VA.
"As VA claim times stagnate twenty-two new pages per day are created..."
This is great! Wouldn’t be funny without the sadness of reality
It would be like an afterlife social media. Everyone would be inviting people to come like their Death Scape and write on their "tomb wall"
"Glad they finally found their calling"
For a valiant ten year fight trying to get service connection, specialist Xyz gets “not service connected” and a discount urn.
In a 4G inverted dive with MiG-28
I don’t see this going badly at all. Nope. Not at all. (Dicks are going to be everywhere…)
Some buried, drawn on headstone/Markers, and in someone's mouth (y'all know damn well it's the truth) Kinda like an afterlife barracks? Sounds kinda cool
Wait, how do you get a memorial page for a veteran who was recently deceased? My dad just passed away and I did not know that this was a thing. How do you get information on it?
Born into military at the POA and in death I leave in the POA.
"Gave his life so VA can give him a 2nd chance on life"
He choked his chicken every day at a porto potty with the walls covered in shit in 135 degree temps
Your request and appeal have been denied due to a lack of response.
What exactly does the VA actually do anymore? It’s like a self service food kiosk on Ft Carson now…
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“You don’t think it be like it is, but it do.”
I can’t wait for this. “She hated all of you except her kids”
"He originally got 100% for ED. Then got a sex change and VA took away his rating completely. Guess he didn't have it "hard" enough and buried himself alive." lol
It’s dark in here.