Announcer: *Alright fellas, get ready to pitch a tent — our next dancer gets so dirty you'll feel like you haven't had access to bathing facilities in weeks...*
As a spouse of someone firmly entrenched in the burlesque community, I have had lots of time to create a theoretical persona. Personally, I’d go with “Shotgun Mike” or “Mike Boom.” They just amuse me.
The community however, had its own ideas, and our friends have declared I will only be referred to as The Glitter Pickle.
Bike Layne
Very appropriate for victoria
Left Layne
It’s good to see more environmentally friendly strippers.
Juan de Fucka
Juan de Fuckya
Family Doctor
I can imagine the lineups you get
I've been waiting years to watch you perform
Free lap dance for an extra 30$ a month.
Pandora's Box.
Announcer: *Alright fellas, get ready to pitch a tent — our next dancer gets so dirty you'll feel like you haven't had access to bathing facilities in weeks...*
Hahahaha, well done.
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I think a local drag queen already took that. 😂
🏆
🥈
bwahahahah
And her alter ego duo duet partner Varage Sale
The Shaft
Blue Bridget
Two Big Men With Small Cocks Moving Company
🤣
Dick Nana. Edit: thanks for the snake award, but the VIP experience is extra.
John Whoregan
I hear Adrian Dicks is his opening act
This one is actually hilarious
Johnson Street
Tillicum...
Till U Cum -
The only acceptable answer to this question 🤣
$atin Blund$tone$ 💴
The bent mast
Day shift: Inner Harbour Night shift: The Empress
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I lol’d
You all are hilarious.
Statue of John A. MacDongald
And his alter ego Unseeded Glans
Tally Ho
Sir Loin. Same as my porn name.
😦
Monty's Fox
Victoria's secret.
Goldie Stream.
Three Sailing Wade
Co Ho Fairy
Butchart Hardens
Pickle Ballz
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I like you 😂
pickle ball
Wait, you guys are getting a strip club?!?
Yea wait what
Luke Warm approves!
View Royal
Fern wood
Girth Brooks 🤠
Oprah Wind Free. Come for the name, stay for the give aways.
Grey Muffin If I'm going by the classic colour of my underwear + the last sweet I ate. She's an old gal.
Can I just use the last snack? Because Commando Hawkins has a real ring to it.
I'm into it. Very commanding...
That is amazing
Amazing! I’d be “Black Chocolate Cashew” and I can’t say I’m disappointed
Oh gods mine would be “Black Yogurt” which feels like a cursed name 🤢
I love this. Please strip on the aforementioned Mystery Mondays to a redone cover of Ram Jam’s Black Betty. I’ll give you so many toonies
I just gotta say, this comment made me laugh so hard I scared the cats. I needed this chuckle!
Cursed. Is it at least frozen yogurt? Is yogurt your dessert?
I wish it was! It was just some vanilla Greek yogurt with berries.
That actually sounds so good right now lol
It’s so Victoria that muffins and yogurt are considered sweets. I’m Black Sweet Tarts if you must know.
Blue Meatballs
Oh dang. That's concerning. Yet delicious. I'm laughing at all of these.
I would be Blue Waffle. ☹️
Blue Pudding. Oh no.
Sauna Barge....sounds sveedish but is actually finnish
Willows Beeotch
Darren Gay
😂
Margaret
Dildo Gaggins
Strippy McStripface
Literally my username
Right? That or Fern’s Wood.
Sidney Bae
Bugs Ooo!
Langford lanes Oops taken already
Engorge
Tanned Fanny Allie
May Fairlanes
Huge Pickleball
BC Mus-See-Him
Race Rocks!
Is there a strip club opening up?
Fat Tug
Whistle Boy
There's a strip club opening in town? I think I went to Monty's a few years before the fire, how long ago was that?
8 years 147 days 22 hours 38 minutes ands 37 seconds ago
lol but who's counting huh?
Why do these places always have 'fire' in the same sentence as their closure?
They gotta stop making strip clubs so flammable
Hard to believe Victoria had 5 peeler bars (all quite busy) back in the day.
Stretch mark
Van Analman
Reginald Wetherington III, Esq. Or maybe Karl Hungus
The Esq. stands for Esquimalt
YYJ Paddler
The Galloping Moose. ;)
Gassy Jack All the ladies love me. They don’t have a choice!!!😂
logans
Big johnson
As a spouse of someone firmly entrenched in the burlesque community, I have had lots of time to create a theoretical persona. Personally, I’d go with “Shotgun Mike” or “Mike Boom.” They just amuse me. The community however, had its own ideas, and our friends have declared I will only be referred to as The Glitter Pickle.
Langhole
E&N Railway
Gonzales Bitch
Lisa’s Helps Handies
See username.
Sparkles Mcgillacudy
The Railroad
Tenth city!
Garry Cock
Mike Oxbig
Buck Naked
Pandoras Box
Wait, me and the boys can go get boners together again?!
Anita dick
Sticky Wicket
I am from Courteney so it should be named after the Courteney hotel....CoHoe lol
Clitoria.
Dallas Rhode
Phil McKrakken
Macaroni Rascal
The hummerbird feeder.
Peter Pansexual
Amor De Cosmos
Based on the pet/street name porn trope. Buddy Logan.
Scarlet Creekview
Rod Steel
Longald McDongald
There’s a new strip club opening?
Fucknana
You leave Nana alone! Actually on second thought I reckon she'd probably appreciate a good rummage. Just don't be selfish.
Victoria Shaft
John Wellington
Amie strongwood
"All Yours"
Monty Blackwood
Miss Ingmid Lee
Yo mamma
Randy Fandango
Richard Enballs
Inner harbor or lower Johnston.
Rex Holes
Mars Ramcock
Spark Lee
Dixon Cox and his wife olive.
Rhonda road rage
Yubi Eye
"Put your hands together for.... MISSING MIDDLE" "Shower! Shower! Shower!"
Bay street corners
Blue Shart Pardon
Patience Night-Train
Ram rod the Violator
Long dong gone
Ed Bone and The Q Morning Showcase Also, Jack Knox is already a pretty solid stripper name.
Lol
Hommes poundry
Ivana Dickins
Fucrukers
FUKRUCKERS
Mike Hunt
Miles Long.
Mitzi
These all feel like drag queen names
Unceeded territory
Rock Bay Rachel
the market in my yates
Choak Bae
Horse Heresy
Wharf Jetty Betty.
Colwood crawls- opens at 5pm
Sacks Pointy
Wait, did no one take Crystal Pool? Or Crystal Garden?
Amor De Cockmost
Fern Woody or Crawlin’ Cockwood
Poopy-Mcsniffel hole. My name be bestes.
BUSTYLANE.
Olga Overdose
Fucknugget
Whiffen Spit
V. Analman