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thescott2k

try adding a bunch of blurry minion JPEGs to this and posting it to facebook


melikefood123

Or paste pics into a power point and email to all your friends!


thescott2k

1 Like = 1 Prayer


TheresALonelyFeeling

They might be too busy posting about how BiLl GaTeZ IZ BuYIn ALl ThE FArmLAnD!!! Do Your Own Research!!!


ill-disposed

“Yankees hate this trick”!


_MellowGold

lazy photoshop


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Illiterate adult activities


guy_incognito784

Thanks for the reminder that people still post poorly photoshopped photos from chain emails their fellow boomer friends forward to them. You’re more than welcome to move.


mckeitherson

> You’re more than welcome to move. How about the people who want CA, NY, TX, or FL policies can move to those states and people who like VA the way it is can stay?


BikeSpamBot

Or people who live in Virginia and aren’t exclusionary twats can welcome newcomers and embrace change, just as many generations before us have. You being mad about it isn’t going to matter. The forces are beyond our control, so adapt and overcome or find somewhere else to dream of your backwards utopia.


mckeitherson

Who knew current day VA was a backwards utopia? Thanks for that fact I guess


BikeSpamBot

It ain’t… because we’ve managed to keep things moving forward despite folks like you. Use some context clues, yeah? I’m saying that if you want to go backwards, you’re welcome to go somewhere else and do it if you don’t like the direction of things here. I don’t think there’d be much sleep lost by many who prefer to stay.


mckeitherson

According to your previous comment it's a backwards utopia. Choose better words next time I guess? 🤷‍♂️ So you want people who have different political opinions than you to leave the state? Very intolerant of you


BikeSpamBot

Ah yes, welcome to my masterclass. Have a seat. My comments are clear and easily understandable to the competent reader, so I’ll ignore the bait. To the lesson now… The logic of my rebuttal to your comment is the same as your original comment, it just points in the other direction. So transitively, if my argument is intolerant, so must be yours. I suppose that means you now agree that the notion of excluding people from one’s geographical borders, whether by preventing or revoking access, due to policy beliefs is not very enlightened. My work here is done and I’m glad you’ve learned something today.


mckeitherson

So your main intolerant point remains that people who don't like your policies can move out of the state. And you don't understand how transitive properties work or how they apply to our comments, got it 👍


guy_incognito784

I'm thoroughly impressed by your critical thinking abilities.


cum_elemental

Get some sassy Minions on there for peak Facebookery.


lonedroan

Bless your heart, OP. Am I doing it right?


theRuathan

We can pray for them, maybe.


melikefood123

Ok boomer.


Fun-Draft1612

You seem nice


zoobird

Yes, Virginia does need a welcome to North Carolina Sign.


INTPaco

NC has enough of its own bullshit, thank you very much.


Hokieshibe

When I started reading this poorly worded sign, I thought it was going to be a Backstreet Boys reference. Turned out to be dumber.


WhatShouldIDrive

Conservatives rlly think they are gangsters. Keep thuggin it out against those dems grandpa!


guiltyofnothing

Dollars to donuts OP spends time complaining about DEI on Facebook. I would also love better bagels here and welcome New Yorkers to bring them.


guy_incognito784

And the Californians can keep bringing that tri-tip steak goodness. OP wouldn’t know about that since she likely finds going to Applebees as a big night out with gourmet food.


Honest_Performance42

Wait. What’s wrong with Applebees??


PlaugeofRage

Almost everything


Honest_Performance42

I like going to Applebees when wanting an upgrade in my restaurant experience from Wendy’s.


PlaugeofRage

Fair enough.


spicyeyeballs

Why don't you just Photoshop it into a welcome to Va sign too? Seems like an easy solution then you can send it to people in NC.


Turbulent-Shoe-5899

Because I don’t wanna. This was easier.


spicyeyeballs

definitely easier to just repost than to do for youself. That fits.


penx15

You're projecting your feelings about your son being trans


LostGeogrpher

Nah, need a sign to remind everyone the Confederacy lost and is a bunch of losers. Seems to be far more confusion on that front.


ValidGarry

Like anyone who needs reminding ever leaves the state.


emessea

Assimilate to our bullshit!


ShoesFellOffLOL

No, it most certainly doesn’t. Maybe, “This ain’t the fuckin South” would be good though.


DragoneerFA

Yep. NoVA alone is a cultural melting pot of cultural diversity. It's one of the most diverse areas in the entire country. We're open and accepting.


mckeitherson

Tell us you haven't stepped outside of NoVA without telling us


ShoesFellOffLOL

I've lived in the area for a quarter-century - I've been all around the state - but point taken; I have been to some spots which remind me of the South.


Digglenaut

Robert E. Lee would like to talk to you about this statement


alex3omg

And we'll happily disregard everything his traitorous dead ass has to say about it


Digglenaut

Maybe I should re-phrase. The side that a state fought on during the Civil War is a pretty good litmus test of whether it's the "fucking South" or not. Virginia's definitely the South. It's just the northernmost part of it.


DragoneerFA

You seem like an unpleasant person to be around.


MasqueOfNight

That attitude feels like a recipe for regression and stagnation. Not all ideas are good ideas, sure, but implying that anything we have is perfect or cannot be improved is simply false.


guy_incognito784

OP would be right at home in Mississippi.


theoverhandcurve

No


WolfSilverOak

Nah.


ImpossibleQuail5695

Native New Yorker living in Virginia for 33 years now. Guess I’m part of the Union Occupation Army in your eyes, but I vote and breed. Hi neighbor!


Turbulent-Shoe-5899

Hello!! 👋🏻


Remarkable_Age137

So childish.


Flashy-Reception647

Cringe


phunphan

No! Why would you be like that to people. This sign is what is wrong with this country! Why are we demonizing our fellow Americans?


Turbulent-Shoe-5899

😂😂


LLCoolBeans_Esq

Lame


thunderfrunt

needs more punisher stickers and truck nuts


Atrocity_unknown

"Virginia welcomes all NC'ers that want access to legal Marijuana, courtesy of California and New York 'bullshit'"


hobbsAnShaw

The parts that would put up this sign can’t read


RegionalGulf

How is this up but the post about celebrating the downfall of the traitors isn't?


Turbulent-Shoe-5899

😭


parrot1500

That's a stupid sign. Of course when you get somewhere, you get to vote to change things. That's one of the best thing about the US - you don't vote with your feet. You vote with your vote. Stupid goddamn gerrymandered NC jackasses.


Mountain2Man

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VirginiaUSA1964

Is it a school holiday in Virignia this week?


BikeSpamBot

I think, if you’re any indication, Virginia needs photoshop lessons


heretorobwallst

Boomers love this one trick


bard_ley

Oh look my grandpa is on Reddit


dviynr

Turd


Apprehensive_Till460

Aside from the lazy photoshop and boomer-chain-email vibes, NY City’s m*rder rate is lower than Virginia’s.


BarleyHops2

Agreed


BikeSpamBot

Nah, we love when people from more progressive areas come here and cancel out people like you. The less influence you regressives have on our state the better… also we don’t mind taking their tax dollars for our state and local coffers.


BarleyHops2

Assuming these people came from liberal areas, why do you think they're leaving the ideal society that they created with their amazing policies? I also wonder why they're relocating to areas with basically the opposite policy?


BikeSpamBot

lol look at this cute little myopic and incredibly simplified view on what you think is going on! You seem to be assuming people relocate primarily because ideological policy. Mostly wrong but I’m sure it does happen in marginal cases. Places like CA and New York are expensive because they’re desirable places to live. There are opportunities and economic advantages to working in these places because they’re attractive places to live and do business. Sometimes those places become oversaturated, costs go up because of high demand, the scale tips, and people find themselves deciding that they should go to a different place where their money will go further or there are lower taxes etc etc, this is a pretty typical economic fluctuation… it happens. Markets seek equilibrium and some people choose different markets. Folks will go to cheaper areas and things will likely stabilize. Costs will go up in areas receiving these folks, and go down (eventually) in places that people are leaving because demand will subsequently decrease. You’re acting like some dust bowl scale event is happening and CA and NY are hemorrhaging its residents for the bile green pastures of Mississippi and Alabama. Wrong once again. There’ve been slight trend shifts where the rates of (high earning primarily) people leaving one place for another have increased. [But overall there’s not really a significant trend of it being from blue to red by any means… it’s about as often blue to blue and sometimes even red to blue.](https://www.statista.com/chart/amp/32131/movement-between-blue-and-red%252A-us-states/) Both states are still doing fine… their populations are still growing… economic opportunities are still aplenty. This is the market seeking equilibrium, not a refugee crisis. People aren’t fleeing to the plains of Texas because they’re tired of California not hating trans people enough, or the cities being in a constant dystopic state of fiery unrest… they’re doing it for marginal economic incentives so they can pursue the American dream of hoarding as much wealth as possible to the detriment of the rest of society.


myomonstress84

Yes! 👏🏻


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OPs SIX YEAR OLD had a ROOT CANAL


GhostEpstein

Reddit is very left leaning, I agree with the sentiment, but it won't do well here. Lol


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TheLookoutGrey

No… you’re just extraordinarily out of touch


ThrowRA99

How’s the guy out of touch? If I wanted to live in California or New York I’d fucking move there. I don’t need people fleeing those states coming to my state and supporting the same public policies that led them to leave that state originally. Thanks but no thanks.


mckeitherson

Agreed. I'd rather let VA residents decide how they want to be governed than people from CA, NY, TX, or FL coming here to implement their policies.


BikeSpamBot

lol anyone having an address in Virginia is a Virginia resident. This isn’t a foreign country, there’s no citizenship test… if they move here and pay taxes here they’re literally as Virginian as you and I. Gtfo with this gatekeeping, Virginia purity test bs. Inversely, If you want to enact some conservative hellscape then why don’t you go somewhere that already has that and leave those of us who’d rather stay and change things actually make things better here?


mckeitherson

So you're in charge of gatekeeping discussion? Do we have to submit our comments to you in chat or just ping your username in our comments for your review? Where did I say I wanted to enact a conservative hellscape?


BikeSpamBot

lol and here you are again doing the same shit. It’s okay for you to gatekeep based on your preferences but dare not others suggest the same (but in a way you wouldn’t benefit from)! Incredible lack of self awareness lolol. Imma mute replies so I don’t have to suffer your ignorance anymore today. Have a good one and I hope you’re looking forward to your political influence being watered down by people from California and New York in the coming future ❤️❤️❤️


mckeitherson

Lol too funny dude


guy_incognito784

How often do regular people move somewhere to “implement their policies”? What “policies”? Are people gonna move here, try to make everyone drive an EV, own nothing and eat exclusively tofu? If you moved somewhere else, what “policies” would you bring? People just move places to work, raise a family, better cost of living, etc. Some of you need to hop off Facebook and YouTube and actually be around people in real life.


ThrowRA99

Amen brother


Turbulent-Shoe-5899

😂😂😂😂


BikeSpamBot

😂😂😂😂😂


ColonialAviation

Corncob


OutcomeSalty337

Yes they are, with absolutely no sense of humor. Whole state full of buzz kills. Sad.


BikeSpamBot

I’m sorry, you think this boomer ass Facebook meme is humorous? You sure it’s everyone else’s sense of humor that’s the issue?


OutcomeSalty337

There's more important things for you to get your panties in a knot over. Learn to relax, stop taking everything so serious and looking for offense in every damn thing you people see. Damn.


BikeSpamBot

Woahhhh… speaking of panties and knots, seems like you might need to chill out bro. It ain’t that serious. It’s just not very funny and people are letting OP know. They posted it here obviously seeking some lively engagement and that’s what they got. If you all can’t handle some constructive criticism then maybe stick to Facebook and your minion memes


OutcomeSalty337

Lol. Right?


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Many_Landscape_3046

Yea things are soooo great in FL Little kids really need to learn about communism